South Bend News-Times, Volume 39, Number 123, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 3 May 1922 — Page 6

THE SOUTH BEND NEWS-TIMES WEDNESDAY MORNING. MAY 3. 1022

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THE HEX PECKED HUSBAND. A most inter---:;!-.;: Mt of literature i-p?ued from Fovrerby, Lr.lar., he.irlr:: the fdsn.iture of Th .r..-ier.t and IIonoraMe International Order of II np eck cd Hi;i ir d.-?. It claims that it has been in existence fine-' B. C, ar.d that It-? secret l:.-t of members contain only tho? who can t-how that they are the victim3 of y.ipr;tiv annoancp.i from their wives. Posf-lbly this publication may bring to llpht a flrr.I'.ir organization of wives ar.t when this is done, it will be fhown that the historic recon! wouW far antedate that of the. time when husbands bepan to suspect that they wore governed. Certain opponent- of th femlr.s-t movement will arfu vclub'.v that woman has always ruled the world ar. d that th-- members of th'-s very secret ori'.fr are only thc who hive discovered this truth or who have fallen ir.to undiplomatic control. Th fficr;;?.eant fart about this organisation 1? Its secrecy. No rc.fr.iber will aam'.t his membership ar.d the only cor. elation cr benefit to b derived !. T 'v :'V.cl publication which tries' to trach a i rir.:: philosophy of non-reu-tance. I: ho!. Is r.- r.ore of relf. for It !. admitted that h ,--.-.- who v:n ihi. focltty hive r.o couracc for I f b l;or. nr.d that r. fuccwful antidote for the r-oi.-on hi.- been fourth The nocturnal toat of the rr. e m v" r to the undertaker. Th t,.::.: r.ev:. that has been received by the cr ier lit'.y i That of th verdict for alienation of ejection in New Je:. y, in which f.ve women forced

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THE PEOPLE'S VERDICT. Or of th- moft j-r.ir.cant f-seti of the primarlHi cf ye-terday is th- srr.a.11 vote cat for tho candiiate. Thta applies to both parties and more than rjrfcoetlv. for the j,.orle. cannot b suspected of i&ck of interest in their ovrn welfare unlesa they t fully atiff!fd with all candiiatea or 50 discouraged to hftvf I'.U'. interest in any candidate of partyl In this country but a rmall prcentAsr of the dtizr-J. mn and women, participate In the reaction of party rar.dld-if-. yt there was presented rave fundamental d:ff-rer.r-5 In the Republican party while on th- r; -nvcratlc pile there was one candidate that mlcht have b'-en expected to arous an Intensity of feline. loth favorablo and unfavorable. Th candidate for the loeal off.ee,. with the !r.s exception rf the Republican candidate for pro'fcutir.s attorney, were so evenly balanced in Claim and In qualificulona that the. apathy can be well understood. But whf-n It la cor.?I1crcd that th-ro was rrerented to tlie Republican voter a clean cut teue between corruption and decency, between approval of the pure.ha.-e. of ovexnment and rebuke of ar:y trafTlckins with privllcsl power. It ifl not i.sy to xplaln the lischt vote cast on that ticket for United Ftat'Ä Senator. At an -arly hour Vcdneday mornin? the rult was in doubt. Uut the fisurcg are not in doubt. On the side of New r.rry vote that would be rajoled by th federal adminif-tration. forced by the full power of privise, ple.mc-d by any lavish expense of money had b-?en cast for Senator Harry New. HLj vote In th primary, measures the full power of the machine in this state, every vote that can be, influenced directly or indirectly by the ue of money, every vote that can b. coerced by prejudice and by appeal to ra.vion. The New vote hows aVove all. that the heart of the people La found, for it demonstrate? how few can be drawn to the polls to protest tho?e who fight on the Ide of privelepe and for the side of thlr.c- at thy are, rather than nfl they may be. The primary has b en worth while. If only to show how futile are tho.se who try to undermine the foundations of the republic by questionable methods. The r.everilre vote was the protest a?aint these methods for there wa- the rin?Ie issuu of Xewberryism ralfd in thlo rampaisn. It is true that in pertonal appeal and In personal ability. Reveridge had the best of claims. Tut not even that personal appeal accounts for the BeverbUe vote. The ballots ca?t In Indiana for him wa.3 the indignant protest of Republicans apalnst Now berry ism. It will be Joined In November by thor who prefered to wait until th-en to re.ifter thc.r disapproval of the emirch place-1 upon this state. Happily they may be relieved of this duty if the final vote shows that !tfr. Bevcridcre. haa won and then the battle will be upon Usues, not upon the honor of the state. In this county th vote for Mba O'Keefe for Cor.rrcs hould be a leswon to the professional politician. Tb.er- L- no doubt ut that the Democratic vote, small as it was, would have been still smaller had it not been for the vote of the women of this city and of the. forward looking men who tlleve that sex shall be no bar to honors in thl3 government of all the people. Her lacl In this county is another inspiring fact to show that the creat heart of the people beats In sympathy with every stop in human progress, that it is determined to draw from the best of ability, of bralr.s. of purpose nr.d of Ideals whether thrv-v talents be presented in skirts or in trousers. Let it be hoped th other counties of this dis

trict.- t'ert and at heart JwKt as patriotic, have seen j

the situation as have the preat mifi of Democratic voters of this county. The peorle have rpokert. Tho partisans have completed their work. They present now their verdict to the appeal of that salvation and unfettered votes of the independents for their final judgment.

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stinct of the w.fe i- the cause of her unbridled criticism ar.d her constant r.ac;ir.?. It is luite likf'.y tii.at a sin-.iiar symposium from T.dves who w ul 1 almit tii.it thry are dominated ty husir.is w o.:: I reveal the s,arr.e explanation. The ardent wrcrr lnrr.tvs the tyrant when once his bride h left ths altar and Instead of new vows of love. thrr ar littered orders. The wife is v.ewed as property, not as an ir.dlvlduai. and the traditions of centuries. cjpocUTty of the Sajton clv-

r.l7at!on. takes on the form of placing the wife In the category of his flocks, his houses or h'.a herds. The fame thin? happens In the case of tho naggins wife. tiy the members of thla intrr.ational order. Irom belnz coy, shy or different, she. suddenly dii-covera that h"r lpal hold upon her husband if. so firm that she may take liberties with her own desire to rule and take advantage, of every opportunity to show that she believes she hw made a rather bad bargain. The very limited membership of th'js body and Its claim to antique history mipht eufirgejt that matrimony is not so bad after all. If In six thousand years it has produced so few of cither henpecked husbands or roosterpecked wlvfs that revolt la still e rr'-;, not open. Rven .-maller wronps and much less un-comfort f.b conditions of life have been remedied by real revolutions as they developed. THE LOVE THAT KILLS. Why do men end th'ir lives In d.appolnted lore f-tr bid women? When you find the answer to this question, you will ato know why some men are ruthless with good women. The cables carry the story of an infatuated Chilean, who 6cnds a bullet into his brain when he finds that the former choru-s girl, who trifled with matrimony and who entranced men of millions and of power; was very much involved in the attentions of a preat editor. Were his an isolated case, jt rniht be easily explained by his own weakness, his own vices, hl3 own instability, for he had left a family to follow the fmiles of this enchantress. But set it down as, the truth that ail men kill the befit part of themselves when they yield to the temptations of a woman really bad. a woman who traffics upon her beauty and her sex. a woman who r-ells herself In the highest market. The Chilean diplomat, a cultured man. will Join Ca.'ir and Marc Anthony in that realm where all my.steries are 60ived. They will have a kinship for the one lost his empire, and ths other his life, when they fell under the epell of that greatest of historic vampires. Cleopatra. The power of soulless women to destroy the F.anity, the souls of men is unlimited. Perhaps, in their defense it may be said that something has already died in the heart of a man when he can find attraction and Interest in a woman whom he knows to be only playing with love as an artist might play upon a violin, a woman who stimulates affection, and has none, a woman who Is not immoral in that she defies conventions, but unmoral in that she has no conscience and no standards save her own desires. Why men of genius, of daring, of culture, of education, wisse in eery other relation of life follow the smiles of women of this sort remains, fortunately, an unsolved mystery to the. normal mind. Reverencing purity as do all men, they glo- over the vagrancy of the habits of their idol. Fired by the thought of being first in the heart of the woman they love they go knowingly or blindly to those who have no hearts. And In their infatuation, when no longer able even to hold their own Illusions agalast their positive knowledge of InrMelity. they kill themselves. The ame men would prohabbly kill their own wives if they proved unfaithful and pify themselves for having been tricked or defrauded. But they do not kill the woman who they know "never could k"how, and never could understand." They let her live and write their own lives worthless. Quite incidentally and apart from any reason why, it might be stated that the world loses little when the men who fall a victim cf such infatuations s?e tit to remove themselves forever from the fascinations of the modern Cleopatras.

WOOD ALCOHOL. Every patron of a bootlegger occasionally has a bad moment when he wonders if, by any chance, the stuff he has Just swallowed puts him mxt on the list of wood alcohol's victims. Millions of people discuss wood alcohol dally. "Yet the average, person knows next to nothing about this mysterious poison, except that It removes varnish, cause blindness and death, and Is used by unscrupulous bootleggers because it is cheap. So. Watson: Methyl alcohol, commonly known as wood alcohol, was first discovered in IS 12 by the research chemist, Taylor. It is formed by the destructive distillation of wooj. Also, It can be made from formaldehyde, intentionally or accidentally. You observe the possibilities of synthetic hooch made from alcohol that has been "spiked" with formaldehyde or other poisons, by government order, to make it unfit for beveratre purposes. Intoxication from wood alcohol Is similar to the effects of pure bonded liquor at first. It intoxicates slowly and is remarkable for the duration of its "hangover." as undertakers will testify. A teaspoonful of wood alcohol Is sufficient to cause blindness, beginning with double vision, falling of the body's temperature, loss of sensition In nerve centers, and rhythmic convulsions. A drink Vf wood alcohol causes blindness 90 times out of 100, and usually means certain death, though sometimes the patient lingers for as long ai a year. Here Is a sentence which. If written indelibly in every brain, would save many a life: "It is worthy ,ot note that in many cases methyl alcohol amblyopia" (beginning of blindness) "has resulte from the excessive use of essence of ginger, or peppermint, of other aromatics. in the preparation of which the alcohol has been used as a menstruum" (solvent.) That is a quotation from the United States Dispensatory, the official medical guide used by drusg.sts and physicians. What to do when some on swallows' wood alcohol? Rush for a doctor. liven he cm do little except i-trive to get it out of the system, cause free sweating and administer larre doses of sodium Mcarbonate dissolved in water. Rthyl aicob.o: the grain alcohol f so-called pure whiskey, sought by many as the elixir of youth consist. of a combination of two atoms of carbon, one- of oxygen, six of hydrogen. I'rom that, take two atoms of hydrogen and one of carbon, and yet) have wood alcohol. Funny what a difference just a few atoms make. n Ivife may sometimes be a pretty hard problem; but don't give It up.

If Cupid is the god of love; then Stupid is the god of divorce. Seventy millions yearly are spent on cosmetcs. This would paint every garage In the country.

tuöj' Bill Armstrong

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vH.TCvut vor .uii:. If vou can't l"? a pine on the top of the hill. Be a bhrub in tho valley but be The best little shrub at the side of the hill: Be a bush If you can't be a tree. If you can't "be a trash be a bit of grass. S'-.me hij-hway to happier make;

If you can't be a muskie then justi V.., 1 i

But be tbe liveliest bas in tho lake. We can't all be the captains, we've got to be crew. There's something fcr all of us here. There's big work to do and there' 1' er to do. And the tik. we, must do is the near If you can't be a highway, thcr jun be trail"; If you can't be the sun bo a star, It Isn't by siza that you win or you fail Be the best whatever you are. WYMAN'S STORK NEWS

c-iue mamma and grandma moke up thir cigarets eo fast, they find they can't afford It.

iiamj ni:rj:iuu:n this mat-

Ti:i: TO OLI HAfcSKHUXO ii i:Mr.s. Papakeechie Lake. Ind. DEAR TOWER: Me and Ells-woi-th was casting along this island Saturday and about every other time, he hooked into a tree, and says he, "Gene, the damislandsin my way." So I hitched the old motor to the cu.-sed thing and drug It up to tho other end of thj

ike.

Yourst truly. HOLLOWAY.

have you i:vi:r; sought thf WXLD MUSHROOM TIIK IvINI YOU HAVE TO SNEAK UP OX? Dear BUI: We note in your garrulous column that you hav trouble finding mushrooms at this time of year. As we have a nice mors of them, for supper tonight. I will tell you how you may do likewise: You will notice that you never find ery many until you have, found the first two or three fo this is the scheme that has been found to work in your casö: Take two or three mushrooms of your previous catch along with you to start on and save the Inconvenience of having to find the firs-t two or three. If you try this regularly you will always bring some hoai with you. Yours truly, HIRAM BROW

CAUGHT THIS ONE AT THE

ORFIIEUM. Two men, on a railroad train, buI!y engaged in drinking a refreshment, which wafl described to them when they bought it, as good londed iiun'. FIRST GENT (after tailing a

arlnk) "My God, that was wood alec hol. I feel myself Ing blind." SECOND GCNy "Shut up. you dum fool; we're sroinc throuch a. tunnel."

It looks like a tcugh run cf luck for the Sunday Mean, which, it Is promised, will never bring the blush to the cheek of either chilxl or adult the itlilnians and Teggy Joyce are back on the front page again and next Sunday apprc aches with startling rapidity.

To Tank Hup. prominent local idler, goes an unusual distinction. He is the "Ono Man in a Million." but not Ralph Obenchain. the one that is coming to the Auditorium soon. We claim unusual distinction for our fellow townsman. Tank Hup, because rny friends, ho is against prohibition, r-nd still he doesn't care anything for the promised relief beer and light wines would give- him.

As Life appropriately remarks, many young wonin of the present day have abandoned smoking be-

SUGGI.STIVE ITEMS FOR PUBLICATION' IN" THE SUNDAY MOAN PARIS, May 7. reggy Joyce, the noted American actress, has registered at the Hotel Claridge. and being introduced around to tome of the regular fellows. Miss Joyce's first evening in Paris was disturbed by the urt timely demise of William Errazuiriz. Miss Joyce asks that fiowers be eliminated. Pennsylvania and Chile papers please copy. HOOPESTON. I'd., May 7. The town marshal continues in pursuit of the alleged perpetrator vi the recent crime in this village, which Is said to have cost the life of a local resident. (Anyone interested in learning the name of the victim, may do so by referring to the Chicago papers of even date.) CHICAGO, May 7. Tommy O'Connor Sundayed pleasantly in the city. Mr. O'Connor spent the morning dictating a statem.ent for the press, addressed a crowded meeting of the Burglara' Alliance , shortly after noon, and left soon . after for the east on a New Y'ork Central fast freight. IXXS ANGELES. Cal.. May 7. Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle has definitely decided to withdraw from motion pictures. The reason given is that it cost so much for trucking Mr. Arbuckle back and forth to the lot. that the prices of the films were prohibitive. Th former star has taken a position with a piano moving house, and azures Ye Scribe that he likes the position immensely. NEW YORK. May 7. The beautiful guide book, from the pen of James Stillman. the former New York V.anker, has just com- from the press and lots of nice things are being said about it on all sides. The Canadian edition of th? book is expected to bo somewhat larger than the American volume, there being more good guides In Canada apparently.

YOUR HEALTH

By Dr. R. S. ! CopelanrJ J

Here is a sentence from one of thy thousuicL of letters of inquiry that come to me each month. It requests m.o to write an ai ticb in reference to carbuncles. Tho writer aks: "Is it possible to be afflicted with more lhan two carbuncles and live?" Before saying anything about carbuncles it is necessary to speak about boils, because, in a srense, a carbuncle is simply a collection of boils. This statement is not entirely scientific, but it will serve for the present. A boll is a l"cFi:'.fd inflammation of the skin, developing pus and a "core" or slough. It is due to a germ called the "staphylococcus." In order for thi germ to get a chance to do its work it must penetrate the tissues. For It simp'y to alight on the, skin is not enough. It must be rubbed in. or otherwise thrust into the substance of thn skin. For this reason boils a found In those parts which are played upon by the clothing. The rubbing of the collar upon the neck, or of the garments upon " the buttocks, may give the staphylococcus Just the right conditions to force it into the tiues. The habit of scratching the rarcanal with a hairpin or a toothpick may cause the entrance of the germ into the skin. .u;d result in one of those painful things, an aural boil. A carbuncle is like a group of boils. Instead of discharging its contents through one opening as a boil does, it has several, perhaps many opening?. The fikin becomes dark red. hard, ar.d it looks as if it had been varnished. In a week or ten days the pus appears at the surf ic and breaks

through the skin at several points. The seriousness of a carbuncle depends on the age and the general condition of the victim. If he is young and vigorous he will come through without danger of hla life. Old persons and run-down or ill persons may have serious results from carbuncles. There are certain diseases, particularly diabetes, in which a carbuncle is a rather common complication. On this account every person who has a carbuncle or repeated boil formation should have the urine examined to make sure there is absence of sugar.

A bad carbuncle win last from ;

four to six weeks, and is. of course, very debilitating. A single carbuncle is bad enough, a second one is worse, but a strong person could weather several. Certainly there is no rule of nature saying that a pair is the limit. Let me say this for your comfort: There 13 almost no kind of suffering which cannot be endured and successfully overcome. There are no stated rules which govern the outcome of any ailment. The natural tendency of disease Is toward recovery. If it were not sa almost the first sickness one ld would have a fatal result. Serious as a carbuncle Is. and terrible as might be the suffering" caused by two or three, yet your body can resist such an assault if it is in reasonable repair at the s-tart. The sriret guarantee against bolls and carbuncles is likewise the surest guarantee against every disease. Ris:ht living nd right thinking: will keep you well, and then you are well you are able to resist every germ..

'MOYQ'i'VWiU (Du Jaxos d MorxtauQ '

J wealth was health bootleggers would live a

million year.

WILL IT COME TO THIS? "TYIl the Captain the e;-e) is sinking" The haggard faced milor cried out. "I know- by the shock she has run on a rock Beyond any manner of doubt." 'Take a rhair" i-aid the placid attendant. As he smo-thed back the hair from his brow. "Or drop in again at twelve minutej to ten For he's In a conference now."

"Tell the doctor I'm shot," said the' stranger, I As he s.mk on th ante-room i floor. "See the spot on my chest where the' ph-tol was pressed. j Ar.d mrk the effusion of gore!" "Pray s:t di w n." said the Doctor's ; assistant, j With a distant, though courteous bow, . ;

"He'll Fee y-u at five if you are alive Bu: he's in a conference now."

"Engineer, stop the train." said the j

farmer His iage ail fearful and pale "The boys, lor a prank, have Just lashed my son Hank

Half a mile down the track to th rail. 'Too Late," said the soot covered fireman, "The engineer told me as how, If messages came, to reply to th sTime That he's in-a conference now." "Come out of that vault. Mr. Burglar." The deep throated night watchMian cried "Just lay oft the loot an' step out. or I'll shoot. An' you won't be alive to be tried." "Be calm" said the safe cracker's helper. "It Is futile to kick up a row My boos said to say if you dropped round this way That he's in a conference now."

OLD STUFF. Lady Astor says the fiarper is all right, thus confirming the information that hs been supplied us by the flapper.

UNKIND OF THE HOUSE. The senate was a.s glad to ger the bonus bill as a practical joker's victim is to receive a hot potato.

NO SPEED VIOLATIONS. There is a glacier in Alaska whicl nvvc'S downward at the rate of three feet a year. They call it 'The Cos: of Living." (Copyright. 1922.

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