South Bend News-Times, Volume 38, Number 283, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 10 October 1921 — Page 6

MONDAY MORNING. OCTOBER 10.

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77E LLSr CHANCE Today is t!; lat chance for any citizen who hau r.oi regLred this fall to et his name on the list f eligible voter.- for the comlr.jr city election. Aftr 9 o'clock tnr.Uht it will bo too lato and If you should happen later to set enthusiastic about rmt- crir.e.te r lcsuo and find that your name i nf't on Th roll.1, you -will be as powerless to get action as a babe In the woods. ,(.tr privfrriiri' -nt der.cn! upon, th actlvs Interest f f Kocj,i citizens. Thf-."'1 who want bad government Van be cnunfdl upon to Le on the Job all the

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F II ORbL BORES YOU D s your job bore you? Does it becomo monotonous? If o, there aro plenty of peculiar and fainating ncupatior-T in the world, from which you a can take your choice. Onr job that, r.'-ver xd dull Is held by J. Clark, of the K-ivc-rnment's biological survey. Clark Is champion cougrir hunter of North America, a delightful occupation that ha.s no rival unlesw It be Kafling l lion with a ror.o in a circus parade. Cougars have been killing1 many heep In British Columbia. So the authorities there rend for Clark, lie pora about the work In a matter-of-fact way like a man chasing a fly with a swatter. Hut if the truth wore known, Clark' work probably bore him. Thrills cease to be thrills when they are everyday occurrences. l)r. Johannes Schmidt. Danish scientist, has one of the rnort peculiar jobs. He Is tho world's greattit expert on migrations of the eel. It wo Schmi.lt who nvido the "startling: dlacovtry"' that a'.l eels about thif tlmo of year go. or want to ge, to a depth of 500 fathoms off the coast of the Virgin Island., West Indies. There they npawn and die. Sehmidt now is on his way for another study o? ee In American, waters. Is hi.s work thrilling? It's certainly unique. Hatfield and others are profesaio&al rain-makere. Some men devote their live to catching rata. The Ktat of Oregon ha.s a professional pea-lion killer. Reflecting on thes,speculiar occupation, you wonder: "What is it that make3 ono man's interet center In coirgTtrs, another's in eels, raln-maklng, rata OT pome exceptional form of skill such as beating . gold-b af. TrYttcroscopic writing or studying the energy 4 locked up in an atom? Carry your train of thought on Into the common occupations. Why doesone maturing ""boy lose interest in everything except laying bricks, while anoth r sidetracks evcnthlng eLso in life to concentme on running a lathe, repairing watches, selling go'nis. fsiwinV and nailing beards or keeping books? The job you eventually settle on is tho one you were Intended to do. A supreme intelligence has fo decreed and always keeps a fine balance jußt enough becoming farmers, carpenters, salesmen, mechanics or clerks to make the civilization-machine run smxih'y. We aro here on earth for a definite purpo.e. each of us though we are puppets with a supreme intelligence pulling. the strings.

.1 ROYAL MARRIAGE The advocates of a reduction in rates of inheritance tax. 5 should h ive pleaded with a former resident of Indiana to suppress her desires for showy royal alliance-for they will undoubtedly hear much about the mo-rt rc nt wedding before Congress defmitelv fixes the rates. The ! w crowned personages of Kurope, who still hold their thror.es, and the numerous ones, who have re ently them, flooded young Mr. Leeds, aged l'J, and his princs bride with costly gifts when th rarriago ceremony was performed and the eon f a mevit useful citizen Is threatened with becoming merely the husband of a girl of "royal bleed." If th dispatches are to be believed the wedding was more of an alliance than a romance, for upon the arrival of this young American in Greece, where hi mother has married very near the throne, he wa.s kept under constant surveillance to ree that hH fancy did no, ür.ft away from the niece of the kin.r. The bride owes her prominent to the fact that her father was a grand duke of Hus:a which has no more pr ir.d dukes. She is plated to ( v ry bit of royalty in Europe, ha prinetH for cousins, queens for aunts and king for une . All that b. r family lacked, seemingly, was money and th..t i-! n..w sup; d through the Ijoeds' fortune. H:s f.itht r was a f,tnios who rose to auch prom-in'-ru that he wh.-i popularly dubbed the Tin Plate King, not in ter;sio-rt but from the fact that through his great dreams of gicantic industry he had built great fae'rus. immense foundries and had enabled hundred and thor-ir.ds of men to find an outlet for their liber and enterprise and forced an en ti.ir.c i: to every American home. Whi'e the radicals in Congress and outside of it are pointing to tb.is marriage, as a reason for a larger irihi ritar.ee tax as a means of equallizing foxtunts, most Americans will have in their hearts ih" hop'" that th: sn of a man of outstanding genius who will not permit himself to be patronlzM whn h s.ts at royal tables for his own title, by inhtritanee and the others pet theirs the saTie way r.-ts u', u a chaner four.d.ttion than any of those

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and destruction. The anci.-tor of Ic-ds won his kingship by producing'hings that were useful to mankind, by making it f'.'.'e for peoib- to have utensils that were more . initary. by cutting down the ravages of the element. ar.d p -ducing unf.:'sary waste. That th. fn 1 mother h.Ss attained th heighth of licr ambition by s-vir.jj her s.n receive personal presents fr.ru monarchs, by having him call the klntr rf I .-.gland Und? O-eorge and the princess of Huniania ou-::n is unimportant. It is to be hoped that the .son will retain an inheritance from his father that extends lej-ond the dollars he owns and

that his Americanism will anwart Itself, after h ha tcr the limitation? of boyhood, and find expresston in creating u kingwhlp for himself that la ba.-ed upon sendee, not plunder and that ho will think mrre of wha rt;e amonnts to for himself than the fact that his wlfehaa a strtng of unpronounceable title.s and that he is tne r.rrt American born citizen to wed a princes?. Let it be hoped, too, that this boy and his briT will have a sounder foundation for happiness than royal presents.

PREPARATION FOR WAR You are now a part ownr of the greatest gun In the world, capable of a larger measure of destruction than any implement before made, and vith possibilities of the greatest elaughter. You are also part owner of tho greatest aerial bomb yet developed, which means death by wholesale wherever It drops. They were given their first test on Friday and came up to the expectations of the war department which is busily engaged in 'devising Just these means for possible use in the "next war." The great, gun throws a shell 15 inches in diameter 20 miles. It means that battleships 9t enemy nations can not enter within this distance .nd no battleship has yet been bililt whose guns have a eimilar weapon. One man operates this great grin. It is worked by electricity and aimed with mathematical precLsion. The human element has been reduced to the minimum and war is made a matter of mathematics, not of human bravery' and personal courage. The bomb was carried to the skies in a great . plane. It weighs two tons, one ton being the case and the other a like amount of 1ST. When it struck the earth it mode a hole 20 feet deep and 250 feet in diameter. Think of these figures in terms of forts or armies. On of these bombs dropped upon an army camp would obliterato thousands. A flock of such planes might dcttroy an entire army, if the gTeat bombing planes wee protected by an aerial fleet of fighters that would beat dowa-the opposing air force and permit tliem to circle over enemy camps. Theso two developments add much to that progress which the military brains of the world Is accomplishing to make war more deadly than ever before. They are also striking examples of the costliness of all wars and may be powerful arguments for such an agreement among nations for control of human affairs as to make it unnecessary to devise and build these instruments for killing by multitudes. Full descriptions of the effects of theso weapons might be handed to the delegates who meet on Armistice day as more reasons why peaceful solutions are to be preferred to settlements by battle. o THE REAL TRAINING Mere mental training no longer suffices for success In life. The amassing of information, the schooling of the mind to react quickly, the development of brain functions aro important but not enough. Above and beyond all this is character and its development to the point that one not only thinks, but thinks straight in every situation. Those are the conclusions of Herbert E. Ilawkes, dean of Columbia college, and the standards he sets for colleges apply to every phase of human development. In describing the functions of colleges. Prof, liawkes says: "Expressed In broad terms, the college should give Its students a fund of information, and ability to use good Judgment regarding a given situation, a habit of, looking at every' question broadly and fairly, a method of attacking problems fur.damentally rather than superficially, a keen sense of the other man's point of view, eyes to see the right and the will to do it. "The problem is greater than the state or the Illdividual character. It means the preparation of th boy to take the place In the community which hla talents and tastes indicate, with the maximum of power and effectiveness. Ho may be a merchant, a poet, a physician, an editor or a mechanic. A college education ought to enable him to arrive at higher reaches of service and. accomplishment than he could have attained without it." Those to whom college education is not permitted but who believe that all life is a great school, each day an opportunity for greater development of self, each experience a matter of profit for th future and life a great university, the object to be attained as described by this educator may be of Interest. Character Is tho foundation upon which every life is built and it 5s also the finished architecture. No veneer of education, ot polish, of superficial culture can either hide or supplant it. o Caution Is a great asset in fishing, especially if you are the fish. o The ex-kaiser's book promises to be among the six worst smellers.

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XKW KIM OF A FLAT. (Philadelphia lublio Ijcdger.) They are erecting In the Borough of the Bronx, in New York, an apartment house of a different sort. The accepted order today among such multiple dwellings eks to ban the baby and the four-footed household pet as weil. But the new sort, as planned, will have roof gardens and playgrounds, a fountain, and even a "patio" for the cats and dogs. There will also be a "community" cook, who presumably will devote her time to preparing community sponge cake, lollipops and ice cream. There is just one drawback. Apparently, parents are to have the unrestricted run of the establishment. The babies, dogs, cats, monkeys, parrots, rabbits and white mice shoulJ have a distinct understanding as to the parental latitudes and longitudes. Otherwise parents aro liable by their loud alarms and incursions to poison the happiness of this earthly paradise of primeval innocence. The parents must be kept strictly within bounds. They must understand that they are admitted only on sufferance, ana they must not disturb the dignity and decorum of Infantile existence or the fixed appointments of the canine and feline calendar with unwelcome and illtimed assertions of authority. If parents can be kept In their place, undoubtedly the new hostelry will enjoy the patronage of discriminating infants and the favor of fastidious quadrupeds as well.

noosirvrar. (Spokane lros.) A diary, written by Theodore Roosevelt during the Spanish-American war. is published. What Impressed T. It. most, during, the battles, was the delay, stupidity and mismanagement back home in tho war department. "They express us stuff we don't need and send the riües by s'.ow freight." Many an officer and buck private made the same comments during tho wxrld war. George Washington probably did. too. The trouble with officialdom Is human nature. That never changes. One generation's problems are about th eame as another'.

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CHICKKN A LA KINO 1 rPfcACT: on corn wiliaYA . C Thfl writer has Just flntshiCl radlng a dispatch from WashInfton which says that the authorAles -taw completed arrangements to convert the United ötates army into an organization of highbrows. The tTpn. officers and enlisted men alike, are to be better educated; they're 'going to be nu re polite to each rher, and everything is going to be changed. Cards and craps have to ?o. and

dominok chess and croquet wilj probably be substituted. In place of such rough sport as wrestling and boxing for the recration of the soldier it Is evidently the plan of the military officials to have the men take up elocution, salesmanship and classical dancing. Sufferin hobnails! When-we were In the axruy during the late unpleasantness man wouldn't think of going to slee) at night without, a pair of -ass knucks" either under his head .- or. his hand all ready for use If he appened tot. have a dime In his packet. Razors were vory popular, a"1 because they were handy to shave with didn't have anything part!cularly"to do with their popularity either. It was a hardboiled army, we're telling you. Naturally, the news 'that the army Is to be made a "high brow" affair comes as quite a shock.

r The 1921 soldier discovers where he can buy it at popularprlccj. and overetaya his leave of absence five or six days. He slinks back intA camp .with fear and trembling, expecting to get six months without even getting a trial. After a night of anxiety, ha receives the following note In the morning, on violet-corored etatlonery, with his commanding officer's Initials beautifully embossed on the envelop and at the top of the letterhead: Hdq. 323th Field Art.. U. a A. October 6, 1921. Dear Carl: Something has occurred which has grieved mo more than anything that has happened In a long time. Perhaps you can guess what It Is! If you surmised that I am referring to your recent absence from camp without leave, you have guessed right, dear Carl. It goes particularly hard with me because I have always trusted you so implicitly. However, we'll let bygones bo bs'gones, Just as I told Secretary of War Jack Weeks the other day your conscience should hurt you to euch an extent that this . should be sufficient punishment. Carl, don't let It ever happen

again and If you should ever bo tempted, think of your darling mother back home, ar.d g- t into camp on time. Your mother needs your 5 50 a m Tth. as vou w e ll know, as lie r trade, shop lifting. Isn't the profitable

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Capt. 3 2 5th 1 A. ' Or, on the other hand. surasf the new army is near the front avl preparing for an attack on the cnny. Every hour draws tho crisis nti'i-r. The men are eager, expectant'.' in-

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the top. Just before the zero hour the mailman comes with a loiter

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with the name of each soldier written In at the top by typewriter in a style to exactly match th multigraphed letter. You know, commanding oJUccrs can't be too -are-ful in this new army! Suppose th.soldlers should got next that the letters were multlgraphed: Hell would be to pay! The form letter to the attacking soldiers reads: Dear Comrade In Arms: Yoü are hereby respectfully requested to move forward in a gentlemanly and orderly manner at 10 o'clock p. m.. this inetant. the occasion being to attack the enemy. You will therefore hold yourself in readiness to, in the language cf the street, go over the ton, at tho hour V stated above. Remember, America is watching you and will ex- ; pect every one of its sons to do ' his full duty. If there is any reason why 3ou cannot obey these instructions at this time, kindly report the circumstar.ee in full to your top sergeant, who i3 instructed to render to you friendly - counsel or succor. All who do not take part in this battle will bo required to submit written excuses for the same, countersigned by their top sergeant. Hoping that you are in good health, and with kindest per- -sonal regards, I am,

Your Colonel, A. PKRCY HALLTRHK. Commanding 325th F.A. In place of court-martials. I understand they're going to equip the officers with foot rulers, which will be used on the wrlßts energetically In case our soldiers don't behive! A "high brow' army, eh? Boy, page Ulysses S. Grant ! ! !

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BertonBraleys Daily Poem

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BERT BRALETS POME There's only twelve people on earth, so they ay. Who understand Einstein; but that isn't true. Twelve get him, perhaps, in a "relative way." But full comprehension is given but two; The deep inner meaning, the secret, the key. Is known but to Einstein, to Einstein and Me. By Einstein's great theory all things are clear; The tariff, domestic and foreign relations. The weather we get at this time of year, But, due to the average mind's limitations, The answers aro known in their en-tir-et-ee To no one but Einstein but Einstein and Me. Such questions as, "Why on't the taxes go down?" And "Why do the prices etay stubbornly high?" And "Where is a flat to be rented in town?" And "When will America really go dry?" And "Where can I get It?" Such questions can be Solved only by Einstein, by Einstein and Me! We've settled all problems, we've doped them all out, Tn even dimensions, or maybe it's eight; When Einstein has found himself somewhat in doubt' He's asked my opinion and I've set him straight; But what our conclusions are, ever will be A secret 'twixt Einstein 'twixt Einstein and Me! (Copyright. 19 21, N. E. A. tService.)

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brow, But these are the things he did: Toiled by day In his quiet way Keeping his virtues hid; Taught his children the path to go Without ever striking an angry blow; Never did much to go boasting of. But he was a man that his friends could love. Many a hungry man has sat Down to his bread and meat. And a pleasant word from his lips was heard Making the dinner sweet; And a wife all smiies at the door would stay. V Proud of him In a woman's way; For hsppincs was her own to claim Although his worth wasn't known to fame.

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Talked of the old Red, White and Blue At night to his children small; Told them there if the world's de

spair If ever our flag should fall And two of his boys In Flanders lie Who learned from his lips the way to die Yet on he went in h!s quiet way Ioing his best from day to day. Fame never laurelled hiss manly brow. But now that hi ssoul has fld. And his lips are dumb, many go and comeRemembering words he said; And I think as much to tho world he gave As the skillful hand and thi medalled brave; Ro what sh ill matter tho fame he missed Whose good de.2s amount to so large a list?

He hears the rifles roar. For the Albanians and ?erbs Are still employed in war.

By JAMES J. MOXTAGUI1 NO Jon. The dove, let loose in eastern ski

The dove of psace we mean Discovers with a pained surprise That all is not serene. Though pacts and truces have been signed. And; trife's been bid to cae. The bird is much annoyed to find That Turkey's swatting Greece. t Disgust upon his peevish face, He hastens swiftly forth To find out what Is taking place In regions of the north. A shell his even flight disturbs.

southward bends his feathered

wing And presently he hears The bullets from machine gur.s V.ng Somewhere around Algiers. And sees Moroccans turning pale (Some feat, for folks so black While Spai. lards camping on their trail. Move forward to attack. A sad and disappointed bird. He only flies by night, His mournful coos are never heard, No one observes his flight. At this base world ho gape aghast. His fondest hopes de-str lye-i.

He has to give it up at last And Join the unemployed!

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Actual sketch of the Jumper Suits being featured tomorrow, for the first time.

Jumper Suits $15.00

A combined sleeveless frock and Tuxedo style coat of Heather wool so novel yet practical anci being featured at an amazingly low price. These suits are splendidly tailored, with skirts that are not too full over the hips, well fitted shoulders, lines everywhere that are youthful and immensely becoming. One just can't help but be enthusiastic about them they' re so new and different, so fashionable and practical at one and the same tjme. Brown, navy, black and blue. Fur Trimmed Suits

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The new suits, insist upon fur collars, for they realize how becoming fur is especially near the face and they employ it with infinite skill and grace. Several models emphasize the importance of fur by trimming the pockets with bands of fur, by banding the bottom of the jackets, by inserting fur in the embroidered designs. These "specially purchased" suits are exceptional values for the price. Don't fail to see if there isn't one for you among them.

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October Sale of Silks

This sale comes at just the right time, doesn't it? Just when we are beginning to think of making ourselves a frock or two, or collecting the necessities to take to the dressmaker. Luxurious silks are so tempting to work on it's really a joy to sew with them.

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CHARMEUSE 36-i n c h Charmeuse, heavy .weight, with a firm, closely woven satin face that will not wear rough; comes in Copenhagen, Brown. Chestnut, Navy ana Black. $2.50 value at $1.98. CREPE DE CHINE 40 - inch Crepe de Chene in a full line of evening shades is used extensively . for lingerie and evening wear. $1.50 value at $1.19. SYLVANETTE 36-inch Sylvanette in street and sport shades. $1.50 value at $1.19. CHIFFON VELVET 40-inch Black Chiffon Velvet, $3.95. SILK POPLIN 36-inch Silk Poplin, extra good quality, with a very high lustrous finish. $1.25 value at 89c. MESSALINE 36-inch Satin Messaline, good weight and quality, in a full line of colors, including black. $1.69 value at $1.45. CORDUROY 32-inch Gloria Corduroy, very soft and supple quality, suitable for bathrobes ancj children's wear, in Grepe Juice, Pansy, Coral, Wild Rose, Honey, Rust. Copenhagen, Peacock, Cardinal, Chestnut, Brown. Sand, Navy. Black and White. $1.19 value at $1.00.

IMPERIAL SATIN 36 and 40 inch Imperial Satin, an elegant soft, pure silk, in navy blue, brown, copen, and black. $3.00 value at $2.45. ITALIAN SILK JERSEY 36-inch Italian Silk Jersey in flesh and white, for all kinds of lingerie. $3.00 value at $2.50.

BROADCLOTH 36-inch Silk Broadcloth Shirting in small, neat stripes and plain, $1.69. TWILLED RADIUM 36-inch Twilled Radium in pink- and white for lingerie. $2.00 value at $1.79.

CHIFFON TAFFETA 36-inch Chiffon Taffeta in the much wanted shades of brown, navy and black. The same quality we have sold all season for $2.50 now $1.69. GEORGETTE r 40-inch stripe Georgettes, excellent quality. $1.69 value at $1.19.

SATIN DUCHESS 36-inch Black Satin Duchess, heavy weight, with a fine satin face. $2.50 value at $1.98. CHARMEUSE 36-inch P'ack Charmeuse, $2.00 value at $1.69.

. ODD LOTS $3.95 One lot of odd pieces such as Georgette Satin, Kitten's Ear Crepe, Moleskin Satin Crepe, Moon Glow, Satin Canton, Silk Serge all good colors for this season in brown, navy, blue and black. This lot to be closed at this extremely low price, $3.95. $2.45 One lot of brocaded crepe, satin in beautiful evening shades suitable for evening wear, lingerie and negligees, 40 inch, extra heavy quality, $2.45. One lot of 36-inch fancy taffeta stripes, checks and plaids, all navy blue grounds, an excellent heavy quality suitable for separate skirts, blouses and dresses; $3.50 value at $3.45.

Silks and Woolens are Found Best at Wymans