South Bend News-Times, Volume 38, Number 129, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 9 May 1921 — Page 6

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MAY 8. 1921

THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS SOMETHING LIKE BANCO'S GHOST. We think .vo read recently In tho papers, somet h I n of tho r. .'it uro of a message to congress by our worthy president, in which it was announced that the Ia?uo of Nations wan dead. lie had remarked it v.T.'il tlrno. hrforc. during the fall camiMzr., l.iit thl3 lust wan au oükial mtcrance, and of courf, c-.pocially tho cntmlcH of tho league. drapcl thf ir hemrs in mourning. Hut It appears now that even this ofllcial utterance wa somewhat premature; as Mark Twain would say "greatly cxapsoratcd." Tho various International commla-.Ions organized under tho j ruuo. anions tho members of which nrc many of tho world's leading .Mtate.mcn and icienti.sif , aro functioning-. Their activities represent the first serious, coordinated world effort to study and if poMible find solutions of tho many

prrat international problems. An Interesting Idea i

of the present and forthcoming activities of thi Iicague i given In the calendar of meetings. Just published hy tho Lcafruo secretariat at Geneva. During April' a transit conference wag held at liarcelona for the purpooo of devi-iinpr ways and means for arriving at a better understanding among the nations in respect of the important mattra of communication and transportation. Tho advisory board of the League's epidemic commission at Its Warsaw meeting continued its efforts to ft amp out typhus, epidemic in that part of Kurope, and threatening to spread if not controlled. Th Polifh-LUhuanlan delegates at Brussels, under a league mediator, made progress toward final Adjustment of the many differences between these rations. An ofT.cc lias teen established at Paris to handle till matters having to do with international public hygiene. Connected with this office are the world's create.st experts on this important subject. IaRuc activities for May Include a meeting of the temporary commission on the reduction of armaments at Geneva; a meeting of the International blockade commission; the socond session of the commlMfion on amendments to the League covenant; a meeting of tho opium advisory committee, which Is undertaking to put an end to this vHo traffic; th first meeting of the temporary health committee, which will undertake to formulate a code of health for the world. Early in June the council of the league will meet nt Geneva and later in tho month, at the Fame place, will be held a meeting of the international conference on white sdave traffic. Tiie international commi-ion on emigration mcel-s at (icnt';i in August. Finally, on Sept. T, the opening session of tho second ass.-mbly of the Ieaguo will bo held at Geneva. At this meeting reports of the many league commissions will be received, discussed and acted uron, and further plans for international cooperation formulated. It has jet to be nliown by those who Moff at the League, as a useless thing that it is not meeting it- great obligation to the peoples of tho world in an intelligent and courageous way.

FARMING BY WIRELESS. If you live o i a farm et up your own wireless and t:.'t all the agricultural information you need from weather forecasts to crop reports. Such a dally radio-markctgram service will soon bo available to every f.iri:u r or grange that will Install a simple wirclevs receiving t. which costs $30 to $70. The department of agriculture will furnish the information. The post orhre department will Fend the information broadcast through the air-mail radio f-tations scatttrt d over the country. This service will make it easy for the farmer to deeide, for in-staru-e. when to cut hay. AIsv, when to "ll hi ,-?rain, t to. Whether you are a farmer or not. this is news hat readies Into jour everyday life because it euggc!-: some of tho startling changes that may Foon be brought about by wirehs. The time may not bo far off whT. a business man will have a wireless receiving apparatus in his etüce. keeping Vilm post d on trade events almost tho very inntant they occur, whether ho is in a city or 1 , 0 ' 0 miUs from a town. The time m iy come, within your life time, when many housew i t s in South lb nd will receive daily. through wire '.ess telephone, such tilings as food price?, weather fort casts and even fashion tips.

YOUR LUXURIES. Ian:.g the single year 191y the people of Ohio fpont SCOO.OCCb'O more for luxuries than was rpent in that ytate for education between tho years 1S37 nr. 1 101?, according to comparative data presented by I. P. "! ixton. United States commissioner of tducaion. and, doubtless, Indiana will show a similar di-rarity c'.worn expenditures fir educatiou und luxury. Hut insofar as the inert asing demand for luxury represents the dr.;re of the common man to live a broader and more coir.fort.ible life, there can 1 no quaere i with luxury, least of all among educators. Indeed, education would fail of it.s purpose if It did r.ot create in mr. a d'.sire for othT than tht Lart; necessitS s of t xUttn. e. Ar.d what are luxuries? Fifteen years ago vacuum" cleaners and electric irons were luxuries in South X3er.d. These things have become necessities beCJtuse tho houaife has been educated to know that nh.1 is not the eternal bondmaid of the ironing board and the broom. Twenty years ago. the carriage was a luxury of the rich- Today the wcrkn.an mctrin0' over coun

try rends with h: family is a common right. The automobile has opened up new experiences for tho average man. Is th auto. strictly npeaklng. a luxury ? The advance of civilization Ls marked by a wiier distribution and popularization of tho things that we call luxuries when they are enjoyed only by a favored few. What is needed is not less luxury, but a still wider distribution of its benefits.

A SOUTH SEAS QUEEN. Mrs. Zoo Zal.fr It the name of a woman who i3 administrator of the island of padu. between Australia and Nfwr Guinea, to which post sho vrxa appointed by th" government f.f Queensland. She la described as white-hairo 1 and energetic. For nine years she has Iren teacher as well a3 governor of the native popuLation. During that time Fho has birred liquor and undesirable white vlsitorB. Tho result is said to be that the natives have become industrious, happy, healthy and prosperous, increasing in numbers instead of dying out. Contact with civilization has been a curso to natives of many such islands. Perhaps civilization isn't bad for them when ftücient women have a hand in controlling it. o THE AMERICAN ARMY ON THE RHINE. That was a fine compliment the chief of fdaff of tho Swiss army paid tho American army on tho Rhine. After a Isit to the occupied zone, in which ho made a thorough inspection of all tho armies Pritish, French, P.clgian and American he reported to hir government that the Americans "were the most nr. -to-date, tho best-equipped anel the bestlooking military outfit of all the armies of the world." That is high praise, considering the expertness of the source. For while- the Swiss, aro not In any pense of the word a military nation, their citizen army. always ready to defend the nation's neutrality, has for years challenged the. world's admiration. What the Swis.s chief of staff nays about the American army on tho Ithlne i borno out by the repoiis of other critical and disinterested observers. A commission from Holland expressed a similar view and other nations have n.skcd permission to send commissions to look over tho Americans.

EQUAL CHANCE FOR ALL. Greenville, Tcnn., h. a main Ftrrct two milc3 long. At one end, over a little ono-sttory frame house, Is a sign reading, "A. Johnson, Tailor." At tho other end of tho street is a marble monument bearing tho inscription, "A. Johnson, President." "A. Johnson" was tho Andrew Johnson who became president when Abraham Lincoln was assassinated. The two sitrns in Greenville, Tenn., again bring hom.o the fact that America Is a land of equal opportunity. While chance may play a, big part in your life a humble beginning docs not bar you from the white house or any other top-notch leadership political, scientific, industrial or financial. We make tailors into presidents in this country, and poor bookkeepers into John D. Rockefellers because wo have no caste system. If you have "the goods" in you, you can become a leader.

New York has a new law, making it a misdemeanor for landlords to bar children. This wdll get a chuckle out of every parent who prefejs chlldrcn to dogs and pet monkeys. . oiristory repeats. Old styles return. Everything travels in a circle. Finstoin may be right about there being no such thing as a straight line.

After all. was it such a wi.sv move when Perry "opened the doors of Japan?" In solving one problem, we semietimes cre'ate. six new ones. o The feverish haste with which wrecking crews tear down buildings probably i.s due to curiosity about what kind of bottled goods are under the cornerstone. o

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The Tower of Babel

BY BILL ARMSTRONG

FILANCi: AM) Till: X.P()LO)N CILVTFA'AUY. (Now York Times.) It was unavoidable that the French should espe;a.lly commemorate today the 100th anniversary of Napoleon's death. Thoughtful citizens of tho French republic may have feared certain bad effects of the celebration, but they would havo been powerless to stay the gene rel impulse. When Franco was still vibrating with tlui pride of her great victory, how w.us it penible to kee f her from exalting the memory of the man who Ls for all time the incarnation of French military glory? Napoleon plucked the very heart of it, as Iord Itosebery has . written. And it was inevitable that France should now look back to him as the ineomparablo genius cf war. French generals. like Man-rin. are naturally seeking liken ssca between tho soldier who reide his horse over the prostrate form of feudal Furope and the marshal of today who led tho allied armies to triumph. Foe h would be the first to disclaim the eiunpliment and to .-how how futile is the comparison. It is t 'lough that the modern great commander rofo eo.ua! to his mighty task, and that in his achievt m.'T.t he displayed moral qualities higher than thejs. of Napoleon, one of the fitter's reputed sayings is: "What is the death of a million soldiers to a man like me?" p.ut Marshal Foch had the restraint and the humanity to stay his hand when on the ee of a stupendous victory, declaring that the "results" f r which he- had been lighting were se cure without it. and that he would not ask 50.000 more brave nun to gie up their lives in order that his planned campaign should be pushed until the Teutonic hosts were envelojtd and compelled to lay down th ir arms. ' It is to ), ho-, d that this contrast will be in the thoughts of Franco dining the centenary, and that sho will take to luari tho lessors which her own historians have taught her. Napoleon's mad ambitions, his ruthless project, to bring all Furope anel even Asia under the domination of the French empire, his disregard of the human wastage and the immense miseries of war all this should now be subordinate d to pra;e of Napoleon the lawgiver, the administrator, th- uuiekenor of industry and of transportation. France dots no: n"ed to gird herself for another great war. She has to bend her energies to recovery ar.d rebuilding tasks similar to those which Napoleon undertook in lsOö. The- methods which he employed about that time to construct splendid roai'.s. open canals, reorganize public finance, foster manufactures, cultivate foreign trade and, in general, diffuse prospt rlty and a ense of wtil-bcing throughout France are well worth Ktudy and Imitation at the present time'. A nation as well as an individual is Judged in part by its he roes. P.ut there Is such a thing as dlscrimlcatlng In their worshii . The Napoleonic legend, in its malign power, was broken and rejected in France aft r the second empire. According to the biting w rd i f Pismarck in 1ST1, Jouis Napoleon "killed himself ar.d buried his uncle." There will be no PonapartLst reival. And the best friend.s of Franco hope and believe that, payirtff honor as he does teulay to her greatest military genius, phe will show to the world that sho has no thought of plunging again Into militarism. Havin? conquered peace, let her prove that, while ready to insist upon the rights guaranteed to her by t Jit? Versailles traty. sho Intends to devot herself to the works of peace and to spread its blessings throughout her fair land,.

IJ7TS. Let's work and play, lt'a live our day, Nor brood o'er carfs or frts. Iyfs sing our song. And push along. Nor mind the weather; Let! Let's kindly smile. Nor yield to guile. Nor daily with regrets. Let's friendly be. And hold tho keyTo strength and courage: Leffl! Let's greet the morn With hopes new born: And when the kind sun sets. Let's- meet the night With hearts rtlll light. And turn to (dumber: Let'! Alfred Arnold.

Tins is not thi: truth; nn ruo.Misi;i to takt; a poki: AT US IF Wi: FAILITD TO VOTi: IXU HTM! Mr. Hutchinson spent $14.13. his report shows. Of this amount. $11 wn used to purchase cards and the remain

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zinc cut. He made no promises he asscrts.

MISTAKES. When a plumber makes a mistake, he charges time for it. When a lawyer makes a mistake, it's Just what he wanted. When a carpenter makes a mistake, it's Just what hf expected, because the chances are ten to one he never learned his business. When an electrician makes a mistake, he blames it on induction, bocauA nobody knows what that 1?. When a doctor makes a mistake, hn buries it. When a judge makes a mistake, it becomes the law- of the land. When a preacher mfikes- a mitake, nobody knows the differ

ence. p.ut when a newspaper makes one. Ye Clods, look out. Kvery bodyin town knows about It In an hour or two. And we met a man the other day that contended that the people don't pay any attention to the papers!

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Ol It IAILY IOMli Speak, Oracle of Lifo, and tell From out thy dark and crytic cell. When shall the breeze? hear again That once pweet echo of "Sav When?"

MKIMCATj noths. Ir. Jako Hill, the eminent physician, bad a rather trying patient the other day, .so Ott Bastian telle? us. Doe. ast him. "How long. ir. has it been since you were intoxicated?" Tho patient replied. "Why you insulting rup. I'm intoxicated right now!"

A Ford Is about the smallest machine there is. but If you are in another machine, they seem to bo the biggest car on the roatl and are always trying to go in all directions at once. And there are more people packed into a Ford than you ever saw in six Tierce Arrows

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The Tower of F.abel will be two years old on Thursday of thU week. f",osh, it'll poon be old enough to vote.

You can now buy real epsom salts without the awful taste and nausea, by asking your druggist for a handy package of "Lp;;omadc Salts," which looks and acts exactly like epsom salts, because it is pure epsom fa'.ts combined with fruit derivative salts, giving it the teaste of sparkling lemonade. Take a table.'-ponful in a glass of cold water whenever you feel bilieus, headachy e.r constipated. "Fpsomade Salts" 1j the much talked of discovery of tho American Fjom Association.

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Ignorant Essays By J. P. McEVOY

TUM MONDAY LKSSON. Cheerio English for "yoo hoo." Tray Ileans Ycry good. Oxygen A gas used in speaking. Woodrow Wilson Look under the X's. Wooel Alcohol Farewell. THi: YAP JAP QUESTION. Joseph: Cheerio, father. Father: Tray beans, my Fon, tray beans. Joseph: Your Gallic greeting pleases me, father, even though your accent is somewhat A. H. F. Father: It gives me much pleasure, also, to note you pack a lucid lug.

Joseph: Father: Joseph: Father:

a nifty ear. Joseph: As you were, father, let us waste no more oxygen In footless phases. I would hold converse with you on a subject of international import.

Father: Joseph:

Return, father. Huh? I mean come again. I mean to say you have

Shoot, my son. Tell me, father, all you

know about this controversy over the Island ef Yap. Father: Well, my son, as near as I can understand it, the Island of Yap was originally Intended as a gift to Woodrow Wilson. Joseph: Why. father?

Father: On the principle of "Sweets to the Sweets." Joseph: Put why should Wood-row-Wilson want the Island of Yap? What is the principal export of the Iand of Yap? Father: Yaps. Joseph: And what Is the principal occupation? Father: Yaplng. Joseph: Then I am sure they would all vote to belong to the United States, where they would be so much at home. Father: Your perception does you credit, my child. Joseph: Put why do the Japs want all these Yars? See, I can

mako poetry, father, without an effort. Father: Most poetry i.s made that way, my boy, but I do not know why" tho Japs should like the Yaps unless they wish to adopt them and givo them .a polish sort of Japan finish, so to speak. Joseph: How quaint you are, father, but what a rotten pun. Tell mo some more about the Japs, father. Father: The Japs are a wonderful little people, and their principal occupation is raising other little Jars', hence their slogan: "Yap for Jap and the rest of the map." Joseph: Put will the littlo Yaps like the little Japs? Father: Peing neither, I cannot speak for either. Joseph: It occurs to me, father, that a very clever verso could be written about the Yaps, the Japs, tho chaps, the maps, and the slaps.

taps oh, the thought father. Restrain your If. my I am out of your hearing. P.ut I can control mylonger, father. Listen:

"There once was a cute little Yap, who coyly walked up to a Jar." Father: If you finish that rhyme I will catch you in time, and hand you a Nell of a rap. Joseph: All right, father, I will desist. Thank you for your illuminating elisjoourse on the Yap Jap controversy. Well, vanila extract. Father: Wood alcohol.

A State bank at South Bend, in the State of Indiana, At the close of its business on April 28, 1 92 1 . RESOURCES.

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Overdrafts J. S. Bonds Other Bonds and Securities Banking House : Furniture and Fixtures Due from Banks and Trust Companies ..... Cash on Hand Cash Items ...... . . i Current Expenses : Taxes Paid . ... . .-. . . . Interest Paid . Other Assets .......... .-. . . .-. . .

448,568.09 197.49 6,41 1.78 20.000.00 30,000.00 15,612.71 61,825.44 19,914.38 10,106.24 6,142.24 35.22 314.34 287.23

$ 619,415.16

LIABILITIES. Capital Stock paid in $ Surplus i . . . Exchange, Discounts and Interest Demand Deposits $120,587.50 Demand Certificates ........ 1,278.69 Savings Deposits ........... 429,397.92 Cashier's Checks .....

50,000.00 12,500.00 5,119.17

551.264.11 531.88

$ 619,415.16 State of Indiana, County of St. Joseph, ss.: I, Stanley J. Chelminiak, Cashier of the Peoples State Bank, do solemnly swear that the above statement is true. STANLEY J. CHELMINIAK. Subscribed and sworn to before me, this 4th day of May, 1 92 1 . IGNATIUS K. WER WINSKI, Notary Public. My commission expires July 15, 1923.

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QUESTIONS: What do you knowabout the Island of Yap? Do you know any more about it now than you did beforo you read this lesson? Do you know any less? Where were you la.st Thursday? Do you think these lessons are improving your mind? Can you think of any more questions? If so, write out your answers in full and send them to the Dead letter office. (Copyright, 1921.)

More Truth Than Poetry By JAME3 J. MOiNTAGUE

JUST FOLKS By EDGAR A. GUEST

Unbllssfnl Ignorancv. A distinguished educator asserts that only pretty girls make successful teachers.

We note a query in the .paper the other day: "Where does the Public get Public Opinion?" From the newspapers, from editorials and ADVERTISEMENTS; from books and magazines and ADVERTISEMENTS and from the talk of people who read these things. kWhy not assist in forming a favorable opinion in the public mind in reference to your business by using newspaper advertising. WE WRITE AD CORY,

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When I was in the second grade I fell in love with Tessie Plade Who taught my young and bashful tongue To ay, "tiood morning, teacher!" ' -And ah! my marks were always high, for as the Joyful days went by With sturdy zest I did my best To please the lovely creature. Alas! In the ensuing term we had a lady plain but firm Who seemed to me too much to be To discipline devoted. Full heavily the days dragged past; I couldn't work, and when at last Vacation came, to my vast shame.

I didn't get promoted. Thenceforth, somehow I always t-truck a very grievious run of luck No blushing peach appeared to teach The class I attended. To guide my feet there always came fome stern and unattractive dame Of doubtful age, whose tutelage I never comprehended. Of Tessie Slade I've often thought; of how delightfully she taught; I know that she possessed for rr.e A blinding fascination. If she had always taught my eines I never should have failed to pass And might, by now. have got jomfhow A little education. (Copyright. 1321.)

r.Tiu:u SONG. It's oh. my littl laddie, as you're romping at your play There's an old heart running with you every minute of the day; And though you cannot s-o r ae when you're wrapped up in a frame. I'.ut it's I that am beside yon in your striving juit the same. It is oh, my little laddie, there is much you cannot know. Hut it's I that follow proudly every

where you chance to go; There's a hand upon your shoulder wheresoever you may bo That -would he-!p you eut of danger, and that hand belongs to me. It is oh. my little laddie, though you cannot heir nie call, I am always there to help you every time you chance to fall; I am with you in the school room and I'm with you on the street, And though yo t may not know it, I am do'gin? at your feet. It's h. my little laddie, all my life belor.fjs to you. All the dream. hat I have cherished through the years depend on yu; And though now you cannot know it. you shall some day come to Se o How this old heart loved to hover round a bo." that u?ed to be. (Copyright. 1921.)

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