South Bend News-Times, Volume 38, Number 124, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 4 May 1921 — Page 22

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The Mans Side of Married Life

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!' I :. Somehow or otlvr k man r. r t'-r-ir' cr fnnjh a ttln he trying to kf'P away irom :.:npt .1 1 1 o n . Thfrf is r' ranon Or this. I t the wrrl 1 ;-rlcal jr.n rn -.t r.f us vr.u!. pn t r tc b- hucpcifl ot ri ny t h ! n v; N'- r.Vhtr tha ir.lr.e. V.i .-iIo. I ha 1 only the values, kinrl cf u.-piciorw. Aft- ali, wnat hi 1 IMith done except to try to lie 'i ro..l ho n n i l mal:'? hcrlf ;HTf ?iM- ? If i had r.ny other th" mhts it was my fault ani no: her.-. I merely grumbled iomcth;r; to l about ( orc:- hein rnlnrlw anI IMith talki-i? tnoush to make a rmn dizzy. "Isn't that just !:'.e ynu!" she rxlairiud. '"I s with all sorts of jifopif for your skc look at the Hrii'li-ri'in." flwy don't ftn put. c-n a clean tiblecl.'th when they invite us for dinner! (This wasn't

I Wclonmo Temptation and iHxJr- It. "Aren't I'.dith and Gror;r a jo

fun?"' rv.t askr.i nt brrakfa. "F.'.irh 1- certainly lively cnujsh,' I Confr3cd. "That dof m't ur.'l very enthusiastic. Ion't you likr them .'" "I like thrj-i all ricrhr. hut. d"ar.

are they exactly m;r -it?" i

"Why. I d' n't know ',vh it you mj n. LI!i;h has b rn rn pi v lovt-.y to me." I had to. ccnUn h-' h'iI. Fhe woull rail by in her a utornobür to tak'- I;. it to pay r-il!;; or ;: hoppirit; if pot had a iad i'li one day th'4 cth'r would t If phon- very diy f'r a work to find rut how 'h' fet; if I f.t wanvd to c To th- jviburh I'dith'fl 'ar w.if at h r d'spofi". Th"n v.i had por to ? th'M !a- r.islit and F'iith had pruti'Miv .'doptft; i,y ,-(. lifelong fr: ndx. ln.'itins; ojj cillir, r,;.- hv n:y 'irt

j:rn and n,;ikin an u" .Ti,-nt . e.;i t V' th- truth; we had dmpj.r-d vith us for lit'T in h- v. "-k. Jin unf'xprdedly). I wuld ljavo di'd th-n ;ind t!ui.' "And now whin I find a roupl I ratlur than hint at my su ;,.jrionr 4 l:k and IMith is perfectly lovely

ADVENTURES OF THE TWINS by Olive Roberts Barton

to me you make a face about it anJ .ay they aren't our ort. Why. if we aren't their ort I wish we "All I ty that if we had to live on an allowance from your father-in-law th way George Slorum han to deprnd on his. we'd have to along cn prty hört ra tions!" It a mUhty Rood retrrt. because it was common knowdsre that (if'orge waji harrilv more than a bookkeeper In his father-in-law'-s ofTlco, and that the old gentleman save his daughter an allowance several times larger than the salary he paid her husband. I ehuckled over this on my way downtown, thouch why it should have del!ghtd me fo much I do not know. Perhaps I would not have liked to confess how pleased I was at my knowledge that Dot would ray little attention to my protest and would go on making "dates'" with the Slocums. When I cot to my office I forgot everything except the fearful mcs that things were in down there. T was deep in my work when a stenographer came to my desk and haid: "Mr. Howard, you're wanted on the 'phone." "Find out who it is." I growled. "frH. Slocum." the answer came bark in a moment. "Tell her I'm out." (To Be Continued.) (Copyright, 1321.)

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AH! EPSOM SALTS LIKE LEMONADE

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Wouldn't jftu WUr in -f hack to the cirrus' said I MipiKMy-I'lap.

Vrj, ti' i j 1 of old ra-j wa. t'.i!-ja fashion magazine exactly, but I Iph "an.el hi;!!"' If. i n r s.wjd"ti't car- a tin cut! There's no anything tatter 1 nid t- i n an l j mir here to si e m- but the buzzards

wom-ouf in all your life, at It as-? Nancy and Nick were quit- conin"ed that th'y n v. r had. and Flippet V-I" l -'id rh it f ( n the

Von can now buy real rpsom salts without the awful taste and nausea. iy asking- your drugrgist for a handy package of "Epsonade Salts," which looks and acts exactly Ige epsom ilf. beraus- It is ptire epsom palts combined with fruit derivative Raits, giving it the taste of sparkling lemonade. Take a tablespoonf ul in a glass of told water whenever you feel biliou. headachy or constipated, "llpsonae'e Silts" is the much talked of discovery of the American llpsoni Association.

and a snake or two. Thr vii-itor shuddered. "Plrnsmt company you have." said Klippcty-l-'lap. "Wiuldn't you like to go

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ir.irrird tii- "Ma iib-n - Ai ! - l-'orlorn" couldn't h"Id a candb- to him. Whit's the pip'.'" tapeatfd I'alijth Mref hing hi.- n k and yawning, und blinking i-b-epliy. ,- r.-ally ti id tiiui'h n ic lijp the giraffe th twin thought, only ins'eid of ft; :;:nc: .-trauht up like !. it a:vd dvn Iii-, e a lni:u;io-k into a L". v.lr.eli mule it s--- m .t;h iff r.

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c.i im i a br uptly. "Why?" "Why me no why'.". retorted i al iph crostily, but he added. "I Mjppose fd better tell you why. They made tne too comfortable, and if there is anything in creation that a came' cannot endure, it to be tin comfortable. , cam 1 is never

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"1 li'- p:p." ansu irtd Flipp ty-

l'l.i p, "is short for a disa4' call-1 comfortable." era;, a ith'.h' lu at. Si'tii" folks call IMippety-Flap pretended to faint, it Mmtroke. F.ut I'll be begging but the twins picked him up.

your pardon, sir. I thought you were under i-onic cover?. I didn't km w that tb- ile of jags wa yiu."

"Tliank you" s-iid Caliph ainc 1 ! y our lu ad." n::ttlv. "I b ui t s in -'si' I look liko (To I5o Continued.)

"You've got the pip, just as I feared." ho declared when he got to his feet. "The heat has Jone to

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LCONAflD EAR OIL RELIEVES DEAFNESS anr STOPS HEAD NOISES. Simpi: Rob it Back of the Ears and Insert in Nostrils. Proof of sue will t civca by tL drurriit For sale in South Bend by E. C. Coates, Landon's Drug Co., Standard Drug Co.. Central Drug storo and Otto C. Bastian. A. O. Leonard. Inc., 70 5th Ave., New York.

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