South Bend News-Times, Volume 38, Number 119, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 29 April 1921 — Page 17

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The Caliph and The Cad By Sidney Porter

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inrt. i r.M t.-t;::,'- ! r ir't Tu any u xvHl In tho rilm

Jvrrtlni th in th .t f r,.-!;-, Sri-' r-.f.r.-i. Thn h' would Intake him-

M"1"' Ith p.T'-r.. f w a'.th anl I If to that r:tvi.hin:r. radiant road-?U;r"1-Whcrti rlM l)Ut In t;i s--' w ay ,!-vr.t d to Th-spis, Thai, and :r!f.s ran i-tw . , lif.. i-, ,.r ,rn . I I : , hi;.

'nvcntior that Urvl U. u. low r ?ihf-ro?

"hrr- was a certain Caliph f dad v. ho -;im a u-to:n-i to i"v.

s-d.t. o . 1 . t 1 1 r ; I from th- r th. ir t.il. s and hi-dori. -. 1 Strang th.it th.- hur-i.;.- ;.i;d trkkm haf not av.ii! ! th cf th. i;t ;iMjfc th-y r..k:ht

uonnintr :ianion.s arid

Cniij.h ami!t!5 th haut:; d thxvorld ?

rni;?i '- lo!.l,i (f tho t.cat hotfdH. hi ' n sfri" i in l.Iiwful rontf-nt.

I . ! tj t : f t: 1 v. omfn. ooln like dov a. ! i tthrrtd likr- birds f I'aradi?,

f r th ! flick d him with th' ir robr-n as ihy

tMiri .f ! ; tss.-d. Courtly K-ntIrr.pn attndi.ot'i th"in. K'Hint and a s hi won. And . rt;. - I orn'.s L-art w!h:n him swelled likf? , i - 1 1 ; r I-i ' !ot'H for th- mirror fpok

;. to j,ir:i :i- I ani ynii: i.nrny .1 j 1 i.!. th-r-'j not a uuy ainonf: 't-rn that r;loi.'i:.s a bit thf swf-llor than, yers-lf.

And icu drivin' of a truck and thm

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There wa or.o who s i'.v th roe-i- I wrarin off th'-ir taxes and playin

th- r d ir, art galleries with the Lest

Miiti'-s of thu turning th" tal.J. s on

Haroun al Il.irchid. HI.-j n;ini- was

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And if you read furth. r you will Warn how ho turned u;.p r llruadway Into UaiJad and ' irn"d -".in--thinj; ahout himself that he did not know luforr. Many i-f o;!e would h..v ill- d Cornry a snol prf raldy !.y n.'-'ris ff a t Ic;ihono. IIm r iii'f intrr t in lif. hin f J:o.-n 'i rnu.--- r:i nt. and h:.i nolo diversion after workl:: htajr.-. wa.i to jlaco hinisrlf in j ixr.ir)osition ?inco, ho could nrt hop.- to iiiiimdr with if oplo of fashion and rr.t.ir.. Mvpry evening aftr riiy had put up his tratn and dirud at a lunch-countc r tiiat riiad.- imnif h it--iu s.-i a ?pt( i ilty, ho would rloth IdiüHolf in 'Vf-nin rairnont as ror-

in tho land!" And Ui" mirrors ppako tho truth. ?dr. Corny Iirannian had acquired th- outward po'.i.h, if nothing more. U nt: and kr en ohervation of polite ;. ri. :y had pained for him its mann r. its j:ent'el air, and most dlffl- ' nil of acquirement its repose and t a.-'-. Now- and then in tho hotel? Corneys had managed conversation and temporary acquaintance with substantial, if not distinguished, quests. With many of th-o he had exchanged ard.J, and the ones ho received he carefully treasured for his own use later. J-eavinjj tho hotel lobbies. Corny would .stroll leisurely about, lin'iin tho theatf-r rntrance, dropping into tho fashionable restaurants as if seeking .some friend.

JIo rarely j atronizcd any ( f these plat 3; he wan no bee tome to such hum-y. but a butterfly flushing hi wings anions; the flowers whu?e caly-cf-a held no .weets for him. Iii wagen were not large enough to furni.h him with more than thi- outside garb of the gentleman. To have been one of the beings he so cunningly imitated, Corny Urannigan wou'.d have given hi.J ri'h.t hand. One night Corny had an adventure. Aft r absorbing- the delights of an hour's lounging in the pr'ncipal hotels along IJroadway, he passed up into the stronghold of Thtspit Cab drivers hailed hirn a a likely fare, to his prideful content. languishing eyes were turned upon him a.s a hopeful source of lobsters and the delectable, ascendant globules of effervescence. These overtures and un-con.--ioi:s compliments Corny swallowed as manna and hoped Bill, th" off horse, would be le?s lame in the left forefoot in tho morning. .Beneath a cluster of milky globes of electric light Corny paused to admire the sheen of his lew-cut patent leather shoes. The building occupying; the angle was a pretentious cafe. Out of this came a couple, a lady in a white, cobwebby evening gow n, with a lac wrap like a wreath of mist thrown over it, and a man, tall, faultless, assured too assured. They moved to the edge of tho sidewalk and halted. Corny'6 eye, ever alert for "pointers" in 4 swell" behavior, took them in with a sidelong glance. "The carriage 13 not here," tsald the lady. "You ordered U to wait.?" "I ordered it for 9:30." said the man. "It should be here now." A familiar note in the lady's voice drew a more especial attontion from Corny. It was pitched in a key well

known to him. The scft electric

Fhnnp upon h"T fic Sit r.- of sorrow have no quarters fix d lor th'm. In th' index to th" book of breaking ; hearts you will find that Broadway, follows very yon after the Bowery.; Thw lady's fae- was sad. and hr voice was attuned to it. They waited. as if for th" carriage. Corny ! waited too, for it out of doors. J and he was never tird of accumulating and profiting by knowltdg" ' of gentlemanly couduct. "Jack," said tho lady, "don't b" i angry. I've done everything I couM to plea.'e you this evening. Why do , you act so?" 1 "Oh. you're an angel," fal I th" man. "Depend upon vornan to throw ) the blame upon a man. j "I'm not blaming you. I'm only ! trying to make you happy." j "You go about it in a very peculiar i way." v j "You have been cross ith m" all j ICONTINUKD OX BACSK -!) i

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Use Antiseptic Liquid Zemo There is one remedy that seldc-r iails to stop itching torture and relicv skin irritation, and that makes the skh sott, dear and healthy. Any druggist can supply you wit' Zemo, which generally overcomes si.' diseases Eczema, itch, pimples, rashc .laelcheads, in most cases give v-t .0 Zemo. Frequently, minor blcmislu disappear overnight. Itching usual! tops instantly. Zemo i3 a safe, cr.ti septic liquid, clean, eay to use anc iependable. It costs only 35c; cn extr 'arge bottle, $1.00. It will not stain, i ict preasy or sticky and is positivel: safe for tender, sensitive skin.

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Urging Manufacturers to keep this merchandise coming.

I have never seen anything like the increasing

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George A. Piatt MEN: Our Two-Pant Suits, strictly hand tailored and priced at $25.00 to $55.00, have set the town in an uproar. More money is being asked elsewhere for these same suits with one pair pants. SUITS WITH ONE PAIR PANTS at $17.50 up. By all means see these before you buy.

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Not in years has an opportunity equal to this presented itself. A monster purchase of rugs at the Alexander Smith and Sons auction at gigantic reductions enables us to offer you these high-grade rugs at a discount of exactly one-third. HERE ARE SOME OF THE SPECIAL BARGAINS

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$16.009x12 GRASS RUG Now $9.67

$64.509x12 VELVET RUG Now $43

$33.009x12 B RÜSSELS RUG Now $22

$1.102 Yards Wide LINOCLOTH Now 74c

SATURDAY OFFERINGS AT THIS GREAT STORE

Buy This Suite on Easy Terms

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A Small Payment Delivers It to Your Home

A CHARMING SUITE FOR THE LIVING ROOM One of the many big bargains you will lind here tomorrow is a handsome Cane Living Room Suite. The outfit consists of davenport, chair and rocker. Has large, comfortable velour cushions in a choice of cither mulberry or blue. C CIO Specially priced for Saturday at . . ... .,. Jj) j $j

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It was a certificate of stock ownership handsomely engraved with a border of gold. And the widow who had bought it with her husband's insurance money felt she had seized the chance of a lifetime. But now she is working in an ofHce building and her children are going without education for they have to earn their own living. To the widows and all other savers of South Bend, The Citizens Trust and Savings Bank can be a big help by assisting you to invest wisely. Come to our Bond Department and talk it over freely. We will give you the benefit of our knowledge and a specialized training in investment matters found only in a sound bank.

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Refrigerators Come in and see our unusually large stock of Refrigerators, both large and

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Gas Ranges You'll want to substitute a Gas Rane for your old fashioned cook stove. The Simplex range meets all demands upon it. Has large 22x14 inch oven. Specially priced Satur- f urday at . . . )j!mM I (J

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FOUR ROOMS FURNiSHED AS LOW S185

FOUR-PIECE BEDROOM SUITE ONLY $195

Here is an offering for Saturday that you can't afford to miss. This beautiful four-piece Bedroom Suite, consisting r f e of bed, dressing table, dresser and high-boy. The suite is exceptionally well designed 1

ANOTHER SHIPMENT OF HOSE

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Baby carnage Another real bargain in thi Baby Carriage. Made of best quality reed, upholstered in Bedford cord. Special .. . (Ja-9 at Cm I w I J

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