South Bend News-Times, Volume 38, Number 110, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 20 April 1921 — Page 5

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' 'We're ofT to Paris!" Ni;V YORK, April 10 orici Dor "Whvro I Greenwich YüNpc?" Kcho nnswrrs "Where ?" For the par!n of Gro'mvlch VII laico is .almost nccrimplhrd. Th Foil ml of riincinrr fW-t Is stilled and t!u huoyant artist sir.i; no moro. The tea rooms are empty, f:ivo for a few pad uptowners, who came to catch the bird only to find It flown. And whcro hav they flown to, these delightful rjolhcmlans? Vhro but to Pans! New York wad made to "work In.

A Midsummer Masquerade

-Satan' 5aid Jeff IVt-i. "U . boss to work for. When other pcoplo 1 are having their vacation is when ho j keeps you the busiest. As old Dr. Wtitts or St. I'aul or pome other diagnostician says: 'He always fin la somebody for idle hand- to do.' "I remember one .r.mimer when me and rny partm-r. Andy Tucker, tried to take a lay. .ft' fmm our pro - fenslonal and business duties; mit It eems that our work followed us wherever we went. "Now, with a preacher It's different. He can throw- , ff his r. ui-i -bllltles and enjoy himself. Vn the

31st of May he wraps 7:is iuito. net-'tre.s. and it looked fine with it ting" and tin foil around tli iuil;ut. i I ro.ol porrh s a nd a lot of women in gra.t his niblick. breiary and i'.sh-j whito Iress. s rooking in the shade. In? pole and hikes for Itko Como orjTlie rest of Crow Knob wan a postofAtlantlc City according to th siz 1 lice and some scenery set at an angle of th loudn-ss with v. hid; he has of durrei s ami a welkin. ben called 1y his eor.Krc'.ition. "Well, sir, when we got to the gate And, sir, for three months he don't who do you suppose corner down the have to think about business c it ! v. .ilk to Kt i ct us? cKl Smoke-'em-to hunt around in Deuteronomy ! out Smithers. who used to be the and Froverbs and Timothy to tin 1 1- st open air painleps dentist nnd texts to cover and exculpate such i ;-, ti le liver pad faker in the southllttl mid-summer penarc. s j.s drop- . wi s. ping" a couple looey d jot on rom,'" I "! ! moke-'em-out Is dressed or teaching a Prcsbyterim w:bw to j '.erieo-rural. and has the mingled awim. air of a Ian, '.lord and a claim jumper. "Hut I wan crying to tell you about j Which aspect he corroborates by rrJne and Andy's summr vaeat ' us that he is the host and that wisn't one. p; prii tor of Woodehuck inn. I in-

"We was tired of f.r.ar.r. the branches of u::s an . It-v. TTvn Andy. wh.. l r a ar.d a1 1 J.t! err etopped working. b in make no'ws like a tennis cabinet. " Ifettjho ho!" 5 i. s ' Ar. I y. tired. I've 50t tin; 'ip t t ' -;ht Corsviir ai.d li.. for TH-.-iera! feehnc. I wai:t to bc t v Indict my poul. as Wilt W!-l:::. tiviL I r.t to rliv : :!..-hb v:t Mtrry del V.il v v criv? a kno'dtlrc: t th tenants on my Tarr;. town c-:i: cr do a. monfb".e a: a picnic In kilts or s -met hit and outside the I;r.e cf r-eand-bAFRing. " 'Patience pa I 'V v. cllm'b higher in the pn-fes fore you can t. .-:. tl.e a crown the fvotr rin's f captains cf industry. N w . like, Andy. sas I, w. aid ) mer ojourn in a tu-.:-.!. far from scer.en of '.arc and vercapi:ali7a:;- ::. 1 too. and a month or v , f cufht to leave us 1 bsr'.n ntrain to ta'- a 'a . y uta.u i;:a r ei:'.;tTy ard : t!r , man's burdens in tbc- i ti:. "Andy fell in w:th !. ldta. at once. .n we :: .o k r -! ral Pakenser acents of ; :h. railroads for rummer r -t- n litcafi: .v and took a week to .:!y cut wharf we should gv I r-.k"n t::e J.rs: passenger agent In the world wa that man Gem sis Put there v. a sr.": muh con-.pf itiir; in I i d-y. an I when h-i mi l: The I, r v.vr th. arth in fix days, and a' I Vf -y g I. ;a-:n ar.v 1 'a t . i w h -v x t ti t er h - ,th presj? acrent tell would pbif-'iar. f th sum nie ui h!:n cr.. "Vhf!i wt- t'.i-.K;. 1 we p-rc.d. rt' . t!i ht l'e- fr rn a- i ! .'i I!! I'hi-u, and fr.ea We.! was :i jarad:--mountain peak, i )o th- V ir, Mii:; r w . i y t - 1 lak'J ;:' l;

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I ! not to dream ir.. and so they have 1 . . ... .... t:onr, iirnrtrlng tneir paint Drusn.es behind them. F.rst went Harrison Dowel, poet author of th ba'.lad: "If you had beauty, and I had noru And the other now famous: "If every leaf fell twice:" Ami after him went Adele Kennedy, she who used to bo the villas'o gruide. and took up sculpture And In the Ion? list one finally comes to Uamey Gallant, the Mexican, who ran "Polly'a." And Arthur Mrs?, editor of tho "Quill" ho has ffonc and intends By O. Henry Mliid I ; i'z1, polf, prirl?. frarajrrs. coo.-ritb-rt, open and .'11 wlthir.c breezes, .traw p'.mn'dnjc and tennis; in two hours' ride. "o me and Andy dumps the books out the naek window and packs our trunk and take the o'clock Tor-tti.-Il. r for "row Knob, a kin 1 of a dornler resort in the mountains on th line (if Tennessee and North ; Carolina "Wo are directed to a kind of pri vate hotel called Woodchuck Inn, and hither me and Andy bent and almost broke our footsteps over the rocks and stumps. The inn p-et back from th road in a biij grove of mIu es Andy, and we talk about a 0 volatile topics, such as will go iritiri'l at is ar meetinps of boards of cli - 1 old associates like us ee wire. Old .Smcke-'em-out leads i:s into ,1 kind of Mimxner house In .ird a t!;e gate and too'.; ui i.. harp of lif nnd nmote all the choi-iN with his mighty rieht. " 'iler.ts.' sts he. 'I'm glad to fee 'ii. M.t" i'craro. ;.u ao help me cut of l'r.i L-f'ttinc vi lit old for I'tre.t work, so I leased thit doc:-' I days tmporium fo the good things) jv. ruld ccnie to me. Two weeks hei !' r- the season p-ned I gets a letter I h ined Lkut.. Iary and ono from t the Ih:ke of MarPcu-ouch, each' j 'a antir.g to engage board fur part ofj i the- Mtmnu r. ' "' '.!. .ir. you gents know what i hit: thi:: for an obscure holstory i w.-uld he to have for guests two : rr '.t :i whose names are famcus long association with icehergs : I the ('(hurgs. So I prints a lot f han.11 ills announcing that Woodhuck inn wculd shelt ' th.e di?- : :".i;aila d hoarders during the sum- ::: r, e, tj)t in places win re it Uak1. üt 1 I . aids Ym out to towns! : I as far as Knc.wille and Char- ; '. tie ami Vieh Dim and Bowling) CIr -n. j '"'And now look up there on the' p rch. gents.' pas Smoke-'em-out. it tho-m disconsolate specimens ofj th- fair sex waiting for the arrival) f the duke and the lieutenant. Thel h 'Use .s packed from rafters to eel-( hr with h ro worshippers. j ""Th. re's four normal school ; 1 1 a h : s ari l two abnormal; there's 1 hiu'h hod graduates oetwr en i i:7 and 4.'; there's two literary old j I :a ii la and ( ne that can write; there's i i t society wa rnen and a !

. !o i , :y ir tu Haw Klver. Two elocul ' i ni's are hunklni: in the corn crih.

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to stay. "What for? Why to tstabIMi a club Fhnllar to the "Yi!laer'rf," which ho set 11 p litre. And there is tall Dill Randolph, who laughingly fays he la coiner to break Monte Car'.o. But altogether the most daring expedition id that of "Doris." I?aviniT, she said. "I'm jroing- to teach the Y rtnch how to dance upon the top of the tables. They are 5!o-w-ins: down I hear, so this is where I Rive Paris back to France." Hut, brave though lonely. Edna Mlllay Ft ay a on and composes away at the 50th sonnet in her sequence, entitled ".Tiffs. " the Chattanooga Opera C'ass. You Bee how names draw, gents.' " 'Well says I, 'how Is it that you seem to be biting your thumbs at good luck? You didn't use to be that way.' " 'I ain't through says Smoke-'em-out. 'Yepterday was the day for the advent of tho auspicious personages. I goes down to the depot to welcome 'em. Two apparently substances gets off the train, both carrying bags full of croquet mallets and these magic lantern pushbuttons. " I compares these integer with tho original signatures to the letters and. well, gents. I reckon the mistake was due to my poor eyefight. Instead of being the lieutenant, the daisy chain and wild verbena explorer was none other than Levi T. Peevy, a soda water clerk from Ashville. And the Duko of Marlborough turned out to be Theo. Drake of Murfresborough, a bookkeeper in a grocery. What did I do? I kicked 'cm both back on the train and watched 'em depart for the lowlands, the low. " 'Sow you Fee the flv I'm In. goe on Smoke-'em-out Smithers. 'I told the ladies that the notorious visitors hr.d been detained on the road by 8ome unavoidable circumstances that made a noise like an icc j.im an( an heiress, but they would arrive a day or two later. Wien they find out that they've been ('0ceived says Smoke-'em-out 'everv yard of cross-barred muslin and natural waved switch In the house will f

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says old Smoke-'em-out. " 'Friend ays Andy, touching theeld man on the aeophagus. 'why this Jeremal 1 when tho polar regions and the portals cf IJIcnhrdn ere conspiring to hand you prosperity on a hailmarked silver ealver. We have arrived "A licht breaks out cn Smoke'tm -out's face. . "'Can you do it. pents?" he asks. 'Could ye do it? Could ye play thpolar man and the little dke for the nice ladies? Will ye do It?' "I ste that Andy Is superimpose I with his obi hankering for th- oral and polytjot system of buncrdni:. That man had a vocabulary of about 10,000 words and synonyms, which arrayed themselves into contraband ophi.ries and parables when they came out. " 'leisten.' says Andy to old Smoko-'em-out. 'Can we do it? You behold before you. ?.lr. Smithers. two of the finest equipped rm-n on earth for inveigling the proletariat, whether by word of mouth, slMuht-of-hand or

swiftness of ftot. Dukes come and l go, explorers go and get lost, but m' and Jeff Peters,' rays Andy, 'go after Dumps the books out of the hark vt indem." tho come-ons forever. If you say s-e, wo're the two ihutrious guests you were expecting, ami you 11 nnd, says ; 1 Andy, 'that we'll give you the true i local color of tho title roles from ' , the aurora borealis to the ducal portcullis.' "Old Smoke-'em-out is delighted. He takes me and Andy up to the inn by an arm ank-ce, telling u cm the vay that the linest fruits of the can f and luxuries of the fast freights should be ours' without price us long as we would stay. "On the porch Smoke-'em-out says: 'Ladies, I have the honor . to introduce Ills Gracefulness the Duke of Marlborough and the famous inventor of tho North Pole, Lieut. Peary.' "The skirts all flutter a nd the rocking chairs fqutak as me and A nJi lirwi-c; fit-lit t li Tt cttr j - i r nMt h old Smoke-'em-uut to register. And then we washed up and turned our ; cuiis, ana tne lanaiora iook us n the rooms ho'd been saving for u and got out a demijohn of North uarouna real inouiuain dew. "I expected trouble when Andy began to drink. Ho has the artlsii': metompsychosis which is half drunk when sober and looks down on airships when stimulated. "After lingering with the demlJchn mo and Andy goes out on the porch, where the ladies are to begin to earn our keep. We sit in two spe cial chairs and then the schoolma'ams and the literaterrers hunched their rockers close around us. "One lady says to me: 'How did that last venture of yours turn out, sir?' "Now, I'd clean forgot to have an understanding with Andy which I was to be, tho eluke or tho Heuten - ant. And I couldn't tell from her question whether fho was referring to Arctic or matrimonial expedl - tions. So I gave an answer that would cover both cares. " 'Well, ma'am says I, 'it was a freeze-out right smart of a freezeout, ma'am. "And then the flood gates of Andy's perorations was opened and I knew which ono of the renowned ostensible guest.s I was supposed, to be. I wasn't either. Andy was both. And still furthermore it seemed ho waa trying to be the mouthpiece of the entire British nobnity and oi Arctic exploration from Sir John Franklin down. It was tho union of corn whiskey and the conscientious fictional form that Mr. W. 1). Ilowletts admires so much. " 'Ladies', Fays Andy, Fmiling semi-circularly, 'I am truly g'.ad to visit America. I do not consider the migna charta says he, 'or pas laloon or snow-shoes in any way a detriment to the beauty and charm of your American women, fky-serap-ers or the architecture of your io--bergs. The next time,' Fays Andy, 'that I go after ths north pole all the Vanderbil? in Clreenland won't he ccoxtinued on vac?: nTnfT) Prices ATT 232 S. Michigan St.

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