South Bend News-Times, Volume 38, Number 97, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 7 April 1921 — Page 9

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How To Put It Over By James J. Montague

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Youn lady, IT you -would celebrity As a vaxrra or mötional cuen. Itecelvintr a couplo of thousand a week For tho JstuaLa that you do for tho ficrccn. If you waato all your effort la learning to act Tour chanco H exceedingly alight; It isn't the tragedy stunts that attract The populace nisht after night. And while you aro leaning" the- Aif- . Ucult art, ßerrao younger and wider eyod dame. Who dcx-en't so much as preparo for a start. "Will cop all the glory and fame. The way to succeed is to marry a bird Soma chap who la pretty well known A. man with somo ten million dollars preferred. And a cracked Intellectual zone. rall In love with another aa aoon as you can, "Let Jealousy t?.ko Its duo course, Elope some flno day with the second young man And promptly arrange a divorce. And if all the facti In the caso are epread 'round Tho way that they usually are. Inside of a month or etx weeks' t

. you u nova iouna Tbat you are photoplay star. 2. TlM3 IOCtOT. lis man If you elraply are yearnlng to flhino a highly astinsruished M. I. ffular shark In the medical line fith a thousand your minimum f feo. I Don't put in long hours and tansflo ) your trains

un ary ana'.omicai roi. Or tracing our arteries, organs and veins That fine und 1 mxr rrrviturea havt

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tr in a uuti couego xiea aown, Somo enappy younj fellow will come like a breeze And win all the practice in town. The only miro way for a doctor to win Is to learn tho best way to prescribe Tho minuma cf brandy and whls3:y and pin A patient haa need to imbibe. an wno can ccnoDio orwo ouarts" on a blank Or "Spirits ferment!, ad Tib. Can get fax moro money to stow In his bank They by setting a femur or rib. If you f.nd excuses for people to take A cocktail or hlirhball or fizz, When nothing1 but liquor their dryness can slake, You'll set all tho practice there la S. Tho lawyer. All you who have hopes to ouccced in the law. 'You're Right, Sir, Is Good "Yczr friwwl who recemmendfd ihla simpl herb remedy to relieve your rheumatic pain sratt you excellent counsel, la my opinion." "Of course, vr& druiti da not TTCScribe for cur customers we are not physicians but when wa hear o many of our patrons givir.r S.S.S. credit for ending their rheumatic aches and twinges, and vhen we s many rheumatic iufTercrs be?ir.nlnr to use it es the advice cf those it helped, vre cannot help belns impressed with its WCAs I understand from talking with doctors, most of those ageniiinff rheumatic pains and aches are caused by impurities in your blood Btream, and the only way to end Four torture is to drive them out. uThat is just why S.S.S. U zo FOR THE BLOOD Standard for over 50 jcara

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Don't work till wrinkled and pray, And brr;ik down your spirit by standing In awe Of I'.Iackfitono and Marshal C. J. Time was, when young men to succeed in tho courts. Spent hours of toil in their homes, On Parens of Contracts, and Hoozls on Torts, And Ir,zvri:-. rif mildewed old tomes And moft of them now have grown blue in tho face While waiting and hoping for fame. And dreaming that eome tlms a whalo of a case Will earn them a widely known name. The Lawyer's who's shrewd and supremely eetuto Gives his time to the income law's clause?, And never burns oil In tho futile suit Qf pleallng-s and motions and causes. And if he can dope some good Jail proof device To cut a man's taxes In two He'll al'.vays be ablo to name his own price From the people in Wall street's "Who's Who." It's not the b! lawyers who maxims can quote. And reel off profound ltrjral saws, Tho boy? who succeed are the boya who devote Their time to tho Income tax lawsl (Copyrtsrht, 1921.)

PORTAGE PRAIRIE Mrs. Ed Khondcs and children of Kalamazoo visited last week with Frank Iilun des. Mr. and Mr". Arthur Eiselo epent Sunday in Mlshawoka. Miss Gertrudtr Wu.nl of South Bend was a guest of her sister, Mrs. Harry Scott and family. Mr. and Mrs. William Long entertained several gucts Sunday at their home. Mr. and Mm Glen Moyer of Kalamazoo and Miss Lulu Moyer of South Bond, spent the week end with their parents, Mr. and Mrs. Peter Moyer. Mr. and Mrs. L. B. Rough spe?it Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Emory Rough at Buchanan. Mr. and Mrs. Mearl TVideman spent Surklay in Buchanan. Mr. Myrtle Perley of South Bend spent few days last week with relatives at this placo. AUCTION" SALE. The Young Women's Home and foreign Missionary society of the Gloria Dei Lutheran church, corner of Kerr and Chapin st., will hold an auction sale of fancy aitlcles and home-made candles, Friday evenIn?, April 8, at 7:30 p. m. Refreshments will be served. 9854-3 Try NEfFS-TIMES Want Ads S. S. S. for Rheumatism" jrood for rheumatism, for it Is an A-l blood remedy drives out the poisonous impurities responsible for your trouble and leaves your circulation rich and wholtsome, as it must be if you are to enjoy perfect health." "S.S.S. has ben cn the market for more than 60 years. My father sold it right in this store before I was born, and I remember when I was a youngster hearing him tell his customers it was sd pood because it was made of strictly fresh herbs. Just let me wrap this up for you, end you can start taking it as soon as you get home. Then if you want individual expert medical advice you can write to Chief Medical Advisor, 85S Swift Laboratory, Atlanta, Georgia, lie will give it to you free." Swift Sptclfl DpU II. AtUau. C. TlttM atr.i et X ft bcclWt m S.S.S. St. er R. 7. D Trc . Ut

Van Fleet Whets Dougherty's Ax Of Decapitation Attorney General Proves Heartless Headsman Ousts 18 Aids.

WASHINGTON. April 6. In the role of a headsman Atty. Gen. Harry M. Daughcrty is smashing all records. N'ot since the oldest inhabitant cf Washington can remember has the department of Justice been subjected to such a thorough pruning as the new attorney general has given it '.nce March 4. At one stroke of his ax Mr. Daugherty has severed the official heads cf 18 special attorneys who were holding sinfccyro jots and drawing fat salaries. As the average compensation paid to these special attorneys was about. $ 4,000 a year the treasury has been relieved to the tune of about $72,000 a year by this pruning process, as It Is announced that the Jobs are abolished and that republicans will not be appointed to succeed the decapitated office-holders. Furthermore, the promise is held forth that within a few weeks many more heads will drop in the basket. On the day after DauRherty was sworn in he appointed Vernon Van Fleet of South Bend, Ind., a former COKILY? HOW TO AVOID IT Colds are due to germs. No one can prevent the germs f-om gettint into your nose and throat. But jou can help keep plenty of strong, vigorous, "anti-bodies" in your blood to fight and kill off tho nasty "cold germs" before they do you any ( harm. To cVvlnp tlies .Term dtroyinff ";iiitl-bnHt.V r""'.urIy, J01' fcyist have plenty of pure rich, rvt Mofd and n strong1. Timorous ronstlUitloa'n fart, this Is the beet preventative against al-ni-st any dlst nso. If you are weak, nervous or rnn down, or subject to colds, take no rbnces. Ono day you may develop serious throat, bronchlat or luns: trouMe or perhaps pneumonia and you may go off like n fehot. Therefore commence t enrich your blood and fr.rtify yourself npalnst "disease perms" today. To build more and better blood and make tronircr nrve. there 1 nothing superior t" NITXATKD I RON an it contains orjnnb Iron like the iron in your blood combined with a product representing tb principal chemical constituent of active living nerve force for fedlncr the nerves Nuxated Iron niay therefore be said tbe both n blood and a nervo food. If often Increases the bodily and mentn! vUr, strength and endurance In two weeks' time. Over 4.om.000 people are usinff It an nually. It has been highly endorsed bv former United Ptnte Senators, U. S. Army Onerals, many physicians and prominent men. ITvcn thu Pope at Rome mentioned It favonMy in n communication to the Proprietor of the Pharmacy Normale of Paris. Satisfaction guaranteed or the manufacturers will re-fuud your money. Heware of Substitutes. Look for the word "NUXATED" on every packape and the letters N. I. on every tablet. Sold by all druggists. Helps make rich, red blood and revitalize weak nerves JWi'l!l-ilL!WM.-.UMMIJImJli li Wl BT innn r rn pc'ry Orange Prd ,, i.i a . hi KÄS Arrow 2Ialt and Hops Beverage K & S Special Darker and Heavier K & S Root Beer The Height of Goodness

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Jude, as "special assistant to the attorney general." It has developed sine that Van Fleet's Job Is rally that of official headsman cf tho department. Ho went on a still hunt Into every branch of the departmental service with instructions to report every Job that could be dispensed without injury to the government. Van Fleet made his first report a few days ago and forthwith Daugherty signed orders which took off IS heads. AH of those discharged have been drawing salaries from a generous appropriation made by cenjress for the prosecution of profiteers. It Is charged that most of them knew more about politics than they did profiteering, and that quite a few were delegates to the last democratic national convention. At least thai is

the claim of the republican decapltatlng squad. The attorney general's ax still retains its keen razor edge and Is ready for the next batch of victims. cnu.usTOWx. A public dance will bo given at W. O. W. hall, Saturday evening, April 9. Mr. and Mrs. A. R. Harmann of White Eagle, Mich., and Mr. and Mrs. Moses Strong-, spent Sunday with Ike Strong and family. The eighth grade examination will te held at Lydick, Saturday April 16. Tom Powl. Alice Wedel. Millie Stroup, Dan Rhone and Int-ze Kelvcr spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs, Gilbert We-del. Adah Rebecca, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. W. II. Kelver is ill. Edward Price and family of Sumption Prairie and Mrs. Nancy Dare of South Bend, spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. John Price. Ca I-

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Mr. and Mrs. ItuKM?H Wiltfong and children of Mill Creek, irpent Sunday with the latter's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Bernard Wedel. Christian Endeavor Sunday evecing at T p. m. Church cervices 7:45. ASSAULT CASE DISMISSED. Hearings cn the cases of Ludiwika Tateraytatakos, Frank Wislc'.os and Feter PI?traytlc charged with assault and batten' with Intent were dismissed, on the order of the complaining witness.

SEEK STOLEN CAR. The local police have been notified by authorities at Elkhart to look for an automobile stolen from that place on Monday. The car Is a "Baby Grand Chevrolet, 1920 model with the Indiana license No. 140619. It has a green body with black fenders with a tire carrier on the rear. dETIER THAN CALOMEL Thousands Have Discovered Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets Are a Harmless Substitute Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets ere the result of Dr. Edwards determination rot to treat liver and bowel complaints v.ith calomel. For 17 years he used Lhcc2 tablets fa vegetable compound mixed with olive oil) in his private practice with great success. They do all the rood thrt calcmcl does but have no bad after effects. No pains, no Enping, no injury to the pums or danger from acid foods yet they stimulate the liver and bowels. Take Dr. Edwards' Oiive Tablct3 when you feel "logy" and "heavy." cte how they clear clouded bniin an-' Trade Your Old Watch in on This Modern Timepiece ?fic Wellington r

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k3 Middies Worn ;n s and Misses Middies, Big Selectionwhile they last each. 98c P.VsSJ xxV 11 X Shirting 36-inch Madras Shirting, regular 50c value, all good patterns. Sale price 29c Gingham Real fine Tissue Ginghams a very good selection. Anniversary Sale P"ce 47c V; x:.xWH Waists Women's Lawn and Voile Wash Waists, good grade, while they last in the Anniversary Sale. 98c d $1.48 1 I Curtain Nets 30 -inch Curtain Nets, neat patterns, good selection, special in the Anniversary Sale 25c .XX OvX V Curtain Scrims A very good quality of Scrims, white and Beige. Anniversary Sale price, per yard 16c Silk Hose Ladies' Fancy and Plain Silk Hose, all colors, regular $1.00 value. Anniversary Sale 69c

Every Woman in This City Should NOT Miss Attending This Sale We Have Fixed it So You'll Save Money Hand Over Fist!

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Ladies' Unions Ladies Fine Knit Union Suits, all sizes and styles, a real $1.00 value, Sale at 79c Shoes 200 pairs Ladies' Oxfords, broken assortments, values up to $6.50. Anniversary Sale $2.85 Combinets White graniteware Combinets a real big value, Anniversary Sale price. Basement . .$1.69

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No Mail Corsets Special purchase and Sale of well made Corsets at $1.00 each; other corsets at, each $1.45 Percales 36-inch Percales, greys, blues, or light colors, one of the best qualities Basement ......... 12c a

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f-. "American" Alarm 1) Clocks, rcinilar $2.00 J kind, while they last. üasement. each $1.39 7VT! Boys' Overalls ßoys Coverall-Overalls, sizes to 8 Big Anniversary Sale Special Basement 79c Work Shirts Men's heavy blue Chambra Work Shirts, all sizes. Big Value in the Sale Basement . . . .49c Dresses Children's Ging ham Dresses, sizes up to I 2 Anniversary Sale Special Basement 79c

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Water Palls 10 quart Galvanized Water Pails, Anniversary Sale, while they last. Basement .24c 1 i !!

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