South Bend News-Times, Volume 38, Number 91, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 1 April 1921 — Page 6

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In the e'.ty'n welfare RhouM mi? hearing on or the "Imr thr.'" n r!d rr ?:'.' . '.for tb.-in that It 1 Important that they diomli l.-.r It. V.'!; ak. dT.!:i. mers r.t th th.n h"r It 1 r.w, ! 1 1 r a 1 v.lrpulür.! to th cmtrary r.otw!t!n-r.dh.cr. It I. rot ?t all crtaln that frm of il'.y (,ovfrnni?!it v.I'l r;t rf-cn-:, an m fop th" fa!! larnprilrn. The lau h thor" j r.d t;m ;'i b.aA t!rn rnnush to appropriate 1 for It r xt oily - !.r!r.Vn!na If they era to ;mt ! W nr-- r.I.id to v tho IV.:.! r. 5" W"-' v. f n'-- ()-,-"'' r of Or --' r r rak!r.; to i n it ! -it i ', .it 1-'t to f!."' rx,n! f rr. r t her Jr. a rr.ovrr:cnt t- r.rnf a ftu !y j-n lr f f th r-:l'- t. That !- nil th u !. n ." s-

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APRIL I. 1921

WANTED! A DAY FOR WISE MEN. lJr. V.'illi.im H. n.irton. in ri article current Just fcovr, cffrrH ;i su-5tIori tliat lo.-;. like eoruvthln:-; feccd enough to ho in: ;--. 1 alo-;-. T"l:iy J.i ono which for ccnturir lin.3 ( n iarp I tf tlm m-niorir n an i tii rrankj of fools, l'or hur.'lrr I?? of ytnrj in V.v.i;Jand it !ns been the custom, of proups of KiKÜn tcn-ant-ir.aifl.s to j--er.il yo:y.( .-im pie H'-v.iin to the tookstoro for a copy of "Th" Ufo cf i:vo' (J rami -'mother." or to the chcmi.-t'n for a pc -nnyvorth of p!Eron'a milk, ;in l to i;ibiUci a fool for tryln? to p!ca.io them. Tho practical Jok(.? cf t!i!:- anniversary 0re ho.iry with ntiiulty, and thrro Is l;ltK Iik-!i-ool that th!3 or any t-linll ir tditorial will maIcrlal'y U r. tlKrn. Pr. T.arton ani:?: i "But why shoul'l a day b? pr-t apart for fooln? Havi: they not !i.s i nnii;'h already? Are riot a f-ufHrlont fraction nf tin- wlid rour.il of days from January to June ami n to Mertk I)"ccrnhcr futüfi'-ntly pien over to f'.liy? Wliy not luv one. day f..r wi.-" ni.n? And why not rededlcat' April 1 to men and f wlsdotn? Ono notable ar.r.ivcr.viry. All airif.-J1 day, has been transform d In r''er.-. ordor; why not charpTO All FoolV day, and on ono clay wek, tveryemo f dm to wis"'.'" I'o one Knows Vtter than we, how futile th utrrrestion io. The fo!;. of April 1 are far too dear to tho world for any Mich H ir-"( tion to carry, but It Ls worth onn.Iderirjr. By the way, one of the ino.t noted of literary Jokes was i rjituat d by a learned man who was born on April 1, 17'.. Iiis name was Kom rt b'urteej, fend he wa an antiquarian of note. When hi: supply cf pentilne anti-juities pave out, h: fabricated eld ballads and palmed tht rn off on lir AValter Scott, each of them with a i b v r ptor; of how he canio ty thrm; and Scott di- 1 witliout er l-arnir.s that tlie ballads whih h puldi.-Iied "! y the courtesy of Mr. SurteeH" were made to order by that obliging jentleman. Somo reail: v; !.- :nen were l orn on April 1; as or e-rample, Vi!liam Harvey, discoverer of the circulation of th0 bh'Od, who wr.M born in l'.TS. If on April 1, yon li.'ivc o ea.-i.'n to call a taxi, you misht

1'C ln'cre.ted in remembering that tho hu.inc?s if j the htcknry coarli. of whirh the taxi i- tho sue- j C( -?sor, was established in London wltli four coaches, j and wo first heard o? it on April 1. 1 0 T. t . when it j

had been operating for live years. There was p;r at rrotrs-'t a pa Inst it, bec-iu.-;. it harnnd the bn.-ines cf the Thames bo iti. n. who denounced tho drivers tf conches as thieves l'or tea'.Jncr away th ir trade. One (f th0 watermen wa. a poet, and has left his titter complaint in vi rs- lie was not the lafU man "who u-ed that term "thJeved' concerning drivers of hacks. "Which, however, is Just by the way. It merely goes to j!:ow- tint April 1 Is not exclusively a day tor fools.

c THOSE FRIDAY SUPERSTITONS. IP:.'-! '-.Mi men who drnd Friday ns a day for tart1:. Important deals; brbies who conbler the day unlucky, may take heart. It may not be so. It !s not th only day to which the uperstltlous nave averMrn?, all that ha. como to It ha not been bad, ani there are ethr dajn from wl;lch certain people shrink. Thur.d ly Is feared by the Scaiidlrnv'.an' rnd Tuesday bv the Hpan!h. The rnnny Scoteh nI?o

fly In the teeth of popular superstition, n!nc--tenths

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day. They erprate It as the birthday of the creation cf man. Fa'.Ior ft all countries dread the day. Thy ti.'t In r.ved whL-per? about Isaac Harvey's ship. Its k 1 was laid on Friday by a captain who wanted to kill th - old ? ap a .-titir r. Tin idiip f ou ndo.vd cn iti hrst oyp'e. Friday'. reputation as i d is s.-u rous day appar'.-ntly originated. In the early daja of the chnrm wlvn Fi 1''; y wr.s set as the d it .f th Cruel ixim business men's aversion to Friday i.s traced to the two Black Friday;-; on the Xew York stork rxchan". The par.lc of I ST.-'. started en Friday. It was on a Friday In ISO.'. that fJouid ::nl Fl.-k cornered tlie rold market and shook Wall ft. to its foundations. But now comes a calendar sharp, claiming that Friday is America': lucky day It was on Friday, he points out, that Columbus sailed for and di--' vr-red America. The Mayi'ov.er portid at I'rovinctov.n on I'riday. It w:ih on l-'riday that Biehard Henry Lee introduced tlie resolution by which the in colonies declared thfir independence. The Itovalutionary war was d M d on an historical 1'rld iy vdirn Cornwall's surr :der d. Voodrow "Wilson claims 1 as his lucky number. Trcs't Harding may well olaim I'riday as his lucky (iay for it was on Friday that he was inaugurated l resident. If-t's hope that particular I'riday proves as lucky for tho nation ;u? it did for Warren d. Harding. If Mr. Harding makes pood it mlit !o settle that superstition forever.

W. M. Voynich, who dhcovered Roer Baffin's secret manuscripts, says Bacon was 300 years ahead of his time. Bacon kept the knowledge to hhr.clf. That' probably why he wes allowe! to live to the r pe of f. T. o "Fiction is our environment " siys Franklin K. Iane. "BrewKter'K Million?" was 1910. "Decameron" was i:2 What hook (b ac:ilie.s U21? "Fncl? Tom's Cabin?"

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Bailroad "intensive economy may well beln with contracts which executives' right hands let to their Interlocklnsr-dircctorates' left hand.

rostmnster Cen. Bays urped the publl.- to turn in complaints. That same day the department boupht a carload of waste basket. 0 1 onverizin z. which oner meant kitchen cooperation, now rpeils business cooperation to keep American exports r.owirtr. Tari will stape bull iiphts. That's a falso slcp in a world trying to curlt cruelly and. hloodslicd. o Chatr.pane cures a Denver man of hiccoughs. Fame thinir can tart them. Extremes meet

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A RULE FOR HAPPINESS. Carrying yestcrdaj 's prouch ov.t Into today is fo Mart tlie day with a serious handicap. Fach day has It5 own burdens without picking up any from the past. A prouch. old or new, is an intolerable burden yrhenever or wh- cever we fin.l it. LVpocially is this trtb? In the honv. Htishands and -iveg who allow a .ft onlay's differ- r.ees to brlii"; rjrief. A mi-ldb'-aped ooo.pi- have mule happhvs their chief bus'.ne.--? in life. Fpeakinp of the dh'fe.--tnces that creep Into hotr.es j. easily, the husband fcayt: "Wo make it a rule to be.rrin (ach day with a rlr.m slate, llv.-ry rno-nlnrr b fore I p to work, we a'.w a vs M: "etil out anv dithcultl- h that may

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won't r'.r.d .i h'ppir l'eme than ours." A .simple i'orrs.u.la t l r hap; ::.--. . t m-'-t TO STUDY CITV EaNAGER PLAN.

why a luix;!:!? ( IK'arlM'rn IndcpciKK-nt.) Fnitoil States is the only nation of first rank lr the world which has yet to adopt the budpet plan in the f ormuF ti"ii of annual estimates of its income i.nd expenditures. Bach c.f the 10 departments of the federal pove-rnnu-nt makds up its own estimates of its reepairements indep. :identiy, bureau heads submitting special bureau re-iuirm'nts to department l.iads. tlie department lieads sjbmittin.T these etlmaUs to the jo a .-ib nt and he, in turn, submitting; the i :a:. U s to coupre'ss. Thei they po to the ouin i;p. i s on appropriations in each hous, and after b ;:i-:n.'s a::d a minatii. ns art' reported back fu ;-i ti n in th.- sl'.aje ot a jumld.. cf separat.- approlii.it; :i bills. Tin re i- utt- r lack of co-ordination in t!v i .att' r: til- whede tlr.n is pia--'iaeal and :'. a .. :. i n ; a i y. N- itlur i-onpia s nor the people at

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The Tower of Babel BY BILL ARMSTRONG

.IMPORTANT ANN()FN(HMI:NT: , "Mr. llcc.aman very ftr.r man. 'smm; inciir. tiii: itr..owNi i j rilkr, r!rr hllr rutt rM,,Pllrp I.Al MHIYM an, ni; Liu;s . , , . , . FOIL llliCKAMW: irw.. ery fm.l of white : vu 1P. amp ant. e ntht:,iat;c support - ! ir - ,li; "r:-hty phased to supers cf Jake Heck.it:. an. the well ! 1 : rt honorabl (andidat" without

-o-r v.izard. f,,ri f xtra eharpe gratis. Campaign (pen

k r.owj; ( and sl.i th n aoralty. m---t r.sta r v -f ,t , ;ht t

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annoar' nii-nt :' s-ia- Hih. th' ! friei-ds :" Sl.ap llipli and hore-ribb-

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, Mr. II rkaniar. u'.m..l::e dly

i Shr. Hih very busy exceptional j because dirty collars and cuffs but ! help greatly Jake all the mmee."

Mr. Heckaman. when informed of tho bcet to his campaign, was in the m'.dst of an e pp fh.im.no. He was so nervous when tole the news

! that he dropped the eg? cn the floor . j and it rolled Into the manicure par- , j le.r. It made him 50 orc he refused i I Jo b" quoted except to say. "Cot the j

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SUVC HIM!. leaders in the- Heckaman camp.

: iilthouph jubilant ' over the an- ' ii'.iuii'iintr.t, waie a bit eoy as at j in Ivinp. t.ut nnv statement as to

inn Kr m:ws or thi: city, j Funny when Rome fellows think j they're oinp like a house? afire, ! usually there- are some others.

around that think they're about all in. A jolly proup of members of the Kiwani- e dub are preparinp to at

tend tlie international Klwanls j convention at Cleveland in June The order ha pone out that they

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I It. eh ctinp Mr. Hec kaman. Mr. 1 U-ckatnan's manager, Fred A. r.ryan. niid that he knew Slinp : persi.nal!y. and that Slirr; had elori" I his hiundty work for years. He veh- . iare.l tie- opinion that if Slinp went i Into th- campaign for Heckaman ! in th" same wa he poes after his j (Fred's) collars, he is b-und to h" "'tive altliouph the campaign ' 111 prob. i My have some rouph j'dpes. As-t. Mpr. John Filsworth ,-nd the eampalpn clerk. Art Hub- ; barel, re-fu?e-d to be quoted. It seems i that they don't like Slink' personally, us he lot some washing- for them ; onct. ' Slinp. in ' tnaklns: his ann'-unce-' ment. that lie would back Heeka- ; man. said in par t:

know much about Cleveland, but j we do know that tho town will . never stick feir a costume like that i even at a Kiwanls convention. j l'attv Collins, the walkin.tr ad for! the Oliver dairy lunch, fell off a ladder in front of the Oliver hotel' Thursday and bounced over the . Farmers Trust Pldp. landimr o a hi feet again in front of the Y. M. C. A. ;

ori-'ia: COXYKHSATIOX. ITItST riHtSON "Does th" resident have to wear a flower in his button hole every day?" SFCOND PERSON "No. only Mr. Erskine-."

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Ignorant Essays BY J. P. McEVOY

Charminr: Hats for charmin?: faces. Smart styles for all little girls between 6 and 16 who want to look their prettiest. At Wyman's you will find the original Madge Evans Hats designed under the personal attention of the little movie star. The picture above is the lovely model. "Arbutus." As charming as trailing Arbutus in Springtime woods is this very simple and generally becoming style. The brim of this Milan hat rolls graceflly; the trimming is fine grosgrain ribbon. Ask for Madge Evans' little book on "Trials of a Movie Child" GEORGE WYMAN a CO Come and ßeo U

tiii; i ix cow. I have been much intripued by Iknry Ford's. nrnios'il to make an

Jt whl not have to t e coaxed home in the evening to be milked, but will eonie of its own arronl and deliver th" milk at tho doorstep, in papteur-

I automatic cow. i nave given, tne . jZt.d j.-.-ts and quarts. I don't know (proposal as much thought as my f just how it will manapo to put those ; mental capacity will permit, and my! paper tops on the bottle p. hut Ford ! first reaction is one of regret. I am will undoubte dly fipure that out. i -,e....!.i 1 1, 1 1 ii. .... i. at ,w, a -;,'- , , . . .... '

eii.iiu mat iiciii tun jii't u: u.yu f OTU Whl aiSa ,'(-s:ll c('W Mo by our Nell. that it will churn as many times a Having known cows from my week as is necessary, and if it is early childhood I am somewhat ac- j to ; e shipped to ehers" loving; Mttlequainte d. with their general style of j me-nts, it will have an attachment

i architecture and their various ap- for making schmh rca.-"

ipurtenances and appliances and it! I mipdit sugpe:-t that l-'frd e'-sign -t

i grieves me to say mat nature n.mjh; cow ab.ng the lines of his other ; r

'overlooked a great many things that J ;nyi ntion. wliieli would make churni would e-ontrilmte to their comfort ! ing a very simple proposition, jand which 1 am afraid Mr. Ford will I As to how Ford's caw wiil lor k. J also overlook in view of what h" j :s a matter to which I have given no j haw done to his tin namesake. jthoupht. I don't bV'.icve that i.ataie

In fact the only respect in which has either. I have never known any nature has improved on Henry in . reason why they should have only

i the accessory is that Henry has ,,,;e i ow of tef th. or why they -ubd 'equipped the Ford with only one , h.,Vo to cros.-. their feet when they i horn. Otherwise the cow goes j run This :s in violation of all th" I through life w ithout a top to keep j modern principles (if e n-ine ring, i the sun and rain off. She has no land the way a c w's joints crack on I bumpers either front or rear. She ov frosty morning convince m- that ha s only or.o t?et of hoofs, pood for. j a few ballbearings lu re and there jl believe about lVo0 miles. She j would be a vast improvement. I am i has no chains to put on when it rains jsure that Ford's cow will not crack, jand no windshield to keep tlie j she may rattle, but shV reitainly

liroe7.es nut or her eyes as sne rtias"? the buttercups here and there through the boskv dells.

we n't crack. Since Fe rd's cow will be out in the

open air most of tlie time, it will

, row J am s-ure lie will arrange for j s-onio improvements. Nature elesigned the eow a leng way back and has not kept up with the march of proI gross. Henry will undoubtedly equip i his automatic cow with a cream scpi arator.

When Henry makes his automatic i prob ably b waterproof. This will

lie cood nl-s to the city consumer of milk. I belii-vo the old fa.shiono-d cow is suppe'sed to be waterproof too, but evidently not, for seuaehow or other the water gets into the milk just the fame. (Copyright. 1921.)

More Truth Than Poetry By JAMES J. MONTAGUE

troum.i:. The cat is on the pantry shelf

I With eyes that bulge with fright; 1 The Airedale pup has hid himself I Somewhere far out of sight; I The little kids their lesson learn I And neither romp nor sport, j For father's income tax return ! Was fe rtv dollars short.

JUST FOLKS By EDGAR A. GUEST

rinnxDs. These friends o' mine, I count them o'er To find the things I love them for. Here's one who brings me merry smiles And memories of the by-gone whiles. The old glad days cf long ago When youth's delights were ours to know; We shared the very-self same jovs

;ln that departed land of boy:-.

... ! Studied the self-samo books ani It took a week to make it cut knew And mother, in despair. Thc rT'chartp, whpri, the h Would say. "Vou must not stay abou - I Nü M cuM c,i;i no u u And lie ar your father swear. ' j cj:,n He'd pull his hair with fShtfuITht, ,;'s.rc cf ;ry ,oc for h.i;) var.ks

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Fntil it was a sight; He s-p il 1 half a dozen -blanks Eifere he sol it right. And when at last he put it in 'Ike big long envelop". IP- said to moilmr. with a grin. "Well, that is ib me. I hope" Pea: y. sterday a lett r came. An! p.osh. how father swore. Whet, he found in it was a claim For forty dollars more. He's b.ä ked up in hi bedroom now Anel wi r. t e-ome emt at all. Arid mo Mor sa:. ply won't allow The kils to cr-o--s th" hall. And e fryie dy's fri.'h'u-ä s-tiff. Wi: ib;- every nc-w and then They wir.;, r what w:Il happen if He pe is it wr r.g -m tin! n-opyrmht. l:21.

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I car.not find tk.at p'uup ;.n.I fan:-. Are n'-edful to thr frien l.s I laim, Th' jr love js built on many years. Sometimes in joy seme time ir te-ars:

lb ro is ii friendrhip w hich was nia de (When sorrow at my door was laid, j And he came softly- to n-.y roe m.

And in the filtne e- aral the gloont. Sat with ir.e through those hours of

tare. Seeking to soften my despair. i Shall I oc change fer gre at er men j The friend I leaned upon Lack then? I

j I run my lis: of friendships thn "ugh.

And though the number is but few, I find my life is woven so With nif-morie-s of the l.ng ago. And kindly hand -9 st rote hid out to me. That wheresae'er I turn. I 5fr. The smiling face of one's who's stno 1 To help and che:r me when lie e-'-uld I ham not loved tliesa frier. Is of mine For fortune's pcd.l or prrrp's design Or station's brilliant display Thank (Jod cur friends aren t made

way! (Copjriph.t. 1'j21.)

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