South Bend News-Times, Volume 38, Number 90, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 31 March 1921 — Page 8

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THE SOUTH BEND NEWS-TIMES

MIE SOUTH BEND NEWS-TIM2S Morning Evening Sunday 1. u. sinrin:.vsoN. ruriifSifr. JOHN UI'NRT ZUVCR. Fldlto

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thrir rr!'M walking. It Is tl.i- jirohiltlou oT ij-m. It ! f'.avrrj- Klf-soupJit anl lfi' f'-r'V !. It S. (l'lllrrss niaI- (JcmI. A :iVor!r.m j -'P. p-:"ii:v; ta.; ( If fnoj. i.n.1 fitting aft- ! a . t ., f r.I'---i an! th..li!ui, in rorkinjc hair.--. ri' !.iy with :::sir.t I . ratlins. litonlr.f: t " r.i -': T:i':-; . t.t) lut: i:.'hanioal things .vi'O-.i. t)i . x .11 r.. of in o-;I' y, ar.l viMvir. thrri .'.f- ;;s tin pr'--a.c5t race in the world." Th( m ." i.; rv f- ar- ."tlrtr;! from dhTrrcnt p-iRrs n -v- ;-i. t r.f t:i, p-o more jiroclsoly, and Mi ; --, ;u'i- r a'.i. ; j rctty nearly li.no it. Neither i; tu at-r..-i::.- dirTrrfnt fn.rn many larger cities, Mif ti"::l.;, v.it'.i !. t!j of which U thrir absence of .v) :.. Th i ;: th'T t" little spontaneity; too I - 1 1 - :' r.lJral and raona b!e joy; too much der r.'.cr.r. urr :i n.ovicv n n.I automot.ür for the stuff I hf. 1'i.r - thirds m-o n'-t th- thir.sn upon which i !i livf. are contributory th.an many tupj ' to a proprr and h'-althy vision; the devedopr.. r.i of a ro.-pur.slve !if art, hrain and 50:i Homl..dy s.iid. "'th.- kindoni of heaven Is within you," and Main ht. must run .straight through to lh'.: New Jcrut-.ik ru. It i- qu!o .is much n queVtion of bei.-. qr hippy :is it is f.n if being olroumspect but th" two rd not 1 di"!trd. A littlo less stiffncB.?. pleasel fi't tlio f-pirit of hf-Ipf ulne.-, ar,l a few other such thin'-.

THE WAY PRICES COME DOWN. I' h.- p- 1 f !.. i.. -! varni of th- way pri-'-3 (r or;.:i do , :j or i..;h.- j,, oome down, dc-f-. i f !ii' !'::! f.iik : i i ' ' 1 1 i:, N foind in tin- a so of j..a ; . no. a j-crt of . i - Im u i y, of roiirso, as it is V i !. a:c! t ia tiw. ompb-x a. more of a t; o.sr ity than a pp .ir.- n i!o s:iif;i'r. V" d-i r.t mont o'i i' b, ai.-c din.' .s I trc 'y controlled hv S.ar.d.mt t mI ti..- K". ,x r. ; r inan rjth r. The !"ir; es.- :s nv. ; a pp. to a .'.:: r prejuIic; k-'iir.-t tiiat i u pi a.i t jci ri. ,Tt is r, worse t lit : t t:uais u!us of ..!h. !- w'r r,. i;n, fillers in thcni, I'pd lo.r ... ri;ir. hi:- ! tik'it M'-fdy ."5 n o;inipl'. and tlo ry i- 1 1; ? while th" prb t of i rul" oil, fioni which ? o:ir ta-o-ir.. j;. a , h.,s ! n ut in two, why it It that yu h ivn f t:o;:(I any t-i lroj in Ui" pri of gasoii:;" .' II- i" and tiii" th" refin- is ") p.-d otf .i i-t'tit ! two. in th" main You aro pa;, im' th" o'd hi'h pric. y. Tim-" month ? aj;ot i firo rs and pipo lino- o:njani1 w ! p.iir.'r oil pp.d u- ts ?:.1m a harrd for l't n;:.-yl' a nia' crude oil. This pi ic pas dropped to " a !-ari 1. Ti" j.i-.co of all other L;i.ol:n..-jroduc-i.".:,-crud" oil par. dropp.-l oorrt .-pondini;ly. with til-' .cpfiin of i ,i lif ( -in ; r the piic- of which h"rt ln gi'.cn hatklxu: - by th- r o.- i! .Hit y of a mild il and j,'itol;n" v :i i" t a in I'a'ilii' roast t.ltf.s. Tlio fliiHTs say that thr-y o.m't rut ga-olino prices until tiny 'j, t ti l of ha;;" oil sto. k.s bought at hi'-rh print s. lint s!o-ks of oiud" oil on hand in th" 1'nitod States Jan. f. ll'Jl. totaled only l.'JT.OOO.OOO birl'.', accordii'd to tip- Ap; i -p'.in rtrol'-um institute. Tli;t wiirt 2rs- than a four-months' t-upply ari'l ;3 daf;tic;iliy : - d up now. WIioii rude- oil p: ic. s colla r:-'ol, th" liiic tank- : ,jo In the middle vest yva ip-arly empty, lt'dinors Mid pipe liii" fauop.i r.i. .- ar now tilling up th.-ir t.inkajp' valh ein. a; oil which m ans ch-a prr-eost rasoünr. Stocks (if .-o .dino on hand are b ss than a thrpe-tnoath tp;dy, but n.f danger of a shorta?.'. The oil market i- Pitt.-il. Tliouan.k- of dl wc!!s are cIcFetl down not lin j utupi d b' c.itisp the pipe !ine companies s-ay tln-y can't take all tho production. (hi-olinc :ic i ii i mr to veteran oil producer, dinuld r.nw be s hi!'.' for an av rare of r.ot more than IS cents a gallon. Some dl men .a y 11 ccn's votild yield the ref.ra r-" s:u:' pfolits. Am' rii'ans i'l j'JJ't co:i.--:;nt'-l, I j 2 S, 'mo) gallons of gadino. i on-umidion now i- at about the same rate, dc-pite many r.ot ilriviu-j: their cars-. m th't basis, every penny-cut in gasoline wo;l 1 save rar owners $12,-eOl,'-'1! .'i ar. I.ikct-e, (very penny of Inflated price of gasoline is a levy of $ 4 '.t' ,2 0 a jear on ntitomobile l;.-ers, (tas-'diae is :ivi r.i';:i;., about "J 7 centn a gallon in t'e rni'cl Statt s. If. as oil producers tiiim. this i- about 1" cents ,t galbn too much, the excess ro!';ts in th" g.s'-.diae industry are co-.;in: i:s at th into o' about .? t r-a, to '0. of a a par. IleMners say that tfe-y mut 1 : . p r is"iii-e liih because tloy can't market all other by-products of crude oil. Iiut those py-produets lubricating il an.l the likf are be-og ftiici f(.r future sale. Since whn r.ni?t gasoline timers Mub.-idize a tb- id lubrieantt il market? "When will th-- gisopt..'. price buldde Urft? Is a. htiycis ttrike necessary to hring1 the .HJtoiino industry ti tiv.ie? And Htill the intcrcsta that are indulging In this Krt of prohtcoring. are howling like many wild "hyenas- for a reduction, or removal of the "excess t'.x." We do not cl.iin: to be tax experts, but we I i' o somehow Vnclo Mia will be able to get a thare of that J 1 ( ra.Ofi ft a year, and h.is sh.are id thcr miHioi.s acour.ralatr,! free:; ( tie r .s-e;rces by slmil ir processes. He m ds it to pay the exp no of erpir.g t!ie UalT from coming' over her.' and taking from th. .-" prof.t ers the country that th"y so lr.izeroy ab;..-e ar.d the en- that Pder it. s it so ralmdv.

OLD TOWN MONOTON ii'. Ibi'abi Mir.d. t's rfn:;e to tho much ti..- us-" I Je wis bofk of "Main Street." la p. is address at the 1'hamt.cr of Comma i ce Monday, may have urou-vd k-omo ruric si'y. Th r.bt.d was urging t !i n.--c sity cf xision in the I. vol- pmrr.t. not on'y of a city, but i f a business, a'vl an ir. d:i iual life, but r. fcrr.d to Mr. 1wK book more parti-tihrly with icferrr.ee to th- city, ope taay n-'-t .acrco that Main t. in an Ate.eri an town as -. raid and t:r.ln .ting as that aiill-iT d. scrit-ed it. but th-. re i :o denying the photographic accuracy of many of hi.- dcripticr.f. He .;s: "Nin.c-tonth-- rf th. Atu-ri . ap. tour.s ate so much aiiko that it is the ompb-t.-st Porcdom to wan-i r fnrr. t :;o I t ap.oi!: r. T!: re is tho .a::;e lumber yard, th" s i::..- r.ilroad station, the same garag' . the .iv..- c; e.tm ry. t!.e .-iv.;e b'x-';ke

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AFTER THE HONEYMOON. too." are the good old days when John and Mary o ni bravely to tho altar and plighted their troth 'n th" f,.ee of tie- fact that their fole capital conf.std d' a few silver dollars, two .strong Louies, four willing hands and two hearts that beat as one, in the littl" rottage Vy the si.le t the road with a rude table, two f hairs, a stove, a le d and a few ttone chii.a dishes. That was- all; all except the abounding joy of their yoang hearts, which made the cottage a palaca and John and Mary king and queen of their sacred domain. Tiny expected to phare each other's bur-d'-ns. and they lid. Thev expected hardships, and tiny had them. Tluy expected joy, and they found it. They expected success, and it came, maybe. And v.ith success came a looking back to the old days of mutual toil .and sacrifice as the happiest days of tluir lives. Nrw all this is changed. John must have a car ami Mary must wear a solitaire. The cottage by tin; .-ude of th- r-i.ol mu-t be a modern bungalow with niL's .and china and eriod flfniture to match 1 .tie is. Then, too. the strain of keeping up with the proo .-sion ofien robs life of its simple joys. Mary's demands irritate John. John's inability to meet them irritaP s Mary. 'lashes become more and more fre-pi.-nt until by and by their love-dream becomes a painful tragedy. In this eompb x age. it would be dülb-uit to go back to th" old ways of simplicity and honest content. I'.ut an emulation uf the spirit of simplicity that characttrie-d the old days would work wonders toward restoring life to a more normal plane.

o ARE YOU A STAR? We can't till be stars, but we can all do our bit ot shining. Sotr.o folks are not happy because they can't bo the Mary Piekford. the John 1). Hoc left. Hers, the Thomas A. Ihlison.s or the Warren Hjrdincs of the eternal movie called Life, lint - Mary Ihekford and the other stars would ncx'cr .-bine without support. And the glory of the heavens at night is not in the single brilliantly-glowing phmet. but in the m riad-sea tt r d specks of stardust that surround it, each doing it little bit to shine its last. If we cannot il'inninc the world, we can brighten the corner where ve are in our homes, at work or in social fellowship. Though the f-'peck of stardust never becomes any brighter, shine as It will, the radiance of the determined man or woman who make the best of what they are and have, exlands with practice, often into stardom. "How far that little candle throws hij beams! So shim s a good deed in a naughty world."

BASEBALL BATS. A boy goes to a store to buy that precious posr'sjion. a baseball bat. I!: finds that the ash stick he paid $1.'15 for last year now sills for $.1. If tho lo "s father is in the lumber business he'll tell his son that the price of ash wood for making bats litis b. en rut in two. Hardware and sporting goods dealers say that they can't get enough hat that the manufacturers are only partly tilling .order and paying. "You can't have any more this year." Pome of you manufacturers xvho have idle xvood-workint? machinery might with rrofit investigate the possibilities of bat making.

Other Editors Than Ours

six'Y m ;in;s ih:clim. ( 1 ndianaK)I!s New.) Though the statement of Scc'y Hughes, declining to t unsider at the present time the establishment of Kudo relations, wi'h Russia, js based on eeonomlc rather than political grounds, the plain implication is that political conditions arc responsible for the uiif-M t isfactory economic conditions. Atter pointing out that "it is only in the productivity of ltt:sia that there is any hope for the Kussian I ublie." ami that "it is idle to expect resumption of trade until the et onomlo bases of production securely ate t stublished," the reerotary raid : "Production i. condition! d upon - the safety of Ii:"-, the recognition by lirr.i guarantees cf private piepny. the sanctity of contract anil

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i h a n s ..re cn t era jda t r d involving due regard f. r the protection of persons and property, the i stablis'nm tit of conditions essential to tho o.amtev.a a " of commerce, this government xvill b" glad to h.iv convincing i vhb nee of the con-sin.!-.! ition of such . hange.-, and until this evi-ib-nce is supplied this government will be unab.e peic ive tli at t ht To i any proper ha sit tor o"".saP rir.g tia b- relations. Tile cca-lusion .- that "no lasting good can rsi.lt" fron, tlo- pi . ; ,'S d rratigement "as Ion as tip- T -ts.r.l cat's-s ,.f progressive impoverishment cent i r ue : . op-, ra t A 1 of whie.i m..ns and an nly tiifHti, that the pr.-s. : t g.-.. !im-n: in Ku-sia is responsible for th.e pt -c-r. s-i e tmpov er -ishment" of the country, as it i- ,'c. .'h- t'furc to pri't.ct life and property, and to : (.-p. c- th" an. tttv of 'cntract and the rights of '.." l..; or. Tho S" a1.- tli" e onoji'.ic basts of proliuit'.on. and ic;rl;. they an not be established u n d r a bolvhev'K gov: trneti', holding bol'hfvlk :!-oori-.-. an i a '-' -m rating apply th-r.-.. S -c'y (. put ta. i-o m.ucli more bein.tly -..nen he said tliat Ait. ri- a ould ntrr into ro political r.egojia-ta-ns with, i p-vtrn"i-n! "bisd. lipo:: th.- negation of - vi ry ptin-ip.. ' hotm- and goo.! f-ith." Perhaps M . Hmth- s m tns mu'h the s-i.tic? thing, thouch )'..- n .-s-igmd for r. t trading is that I'm -i t b ;s nothing t . trad- . ;io inference, huwcr. W sirt'i:; :u.i:r.t 11'." pre.'iit rcginiv. The i!c--i.ilii! of tr. .'ell-y not that I'u.fi.i shouKl .pi'-pt any particular form of government, but that it sb. -aid adopt .-"a.-- form any form, us hour h it v..'.- in truth, a g-vei mumuU. and trnt a criminal conH ir.i.-y against th- welfare of th.e Ktifoiun ucopl?, and the peace and safety of the world.

The Tower of Babel BY BILL ARMSTRONG

IiIKTHlAS OP I MO UN Ml S.V. I'crn. March 3J. U7, at Deliberate. Del., I'liffkins McSalad. Inventor of the Mcrfalad

muffler attachment for celluloid cuffs, miff says a cuff is as strong as it weakest link whereas a tau-

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link, r.llff advocates celluloid

! i i uns ut men in I nii(f a11 wa,k!- of llf('' yj'' ml thought they

mi1 ui ai.nos; no um to firemen while on duty. He Invented his

cuff because he think a cuff should be !ffn and not heard. Huslnes is not brisk in Düffs line, becat's of the difficulty which celluloid cuff manufaeturers have in ffettinp raw mnterial. most of the raw stuff being used in the celluloid films. rum jo w.viiMNO. "We would adv'.&o nil of our customers to watch out tomorrow. Don't kick any derbies with bricks :n them tomorrow, for it Is April lit. otherwise known as April Fool day. A good way to olve the April 1st probier' '- 'i from being -ade. the victim of a practical Joke, Is to remain i.i bed throughout tho day.

Some of the candidates that are now In the field vM think It's still April l?t on the day the vote are counted. We refer practically to the candidates who are In the field opposing our candU' ite for mayor, Mr. Jake Heckaman. the famous clip and razor expert. The following bulletin was given out this morning from Mr. Ileckaman's chair: TO WHOM THIS rEKHAPS COXCHRN'S: "Mr. vHrokaman enjoyed it restful night and opened the shop exactly on time at 7 o'clock

uharp after eatlnp a light breakfa rt of eggs, steak and fish. 'It looks liko Heckaman weather,' "was the only statement Mr. Heckaman would make for publication, and ho didn't consent to make this until he can giv the matter a great deal cf thought. Otherwise the patient is resting1 comfortable, o at leust as good aa could bo expected. (Pigncd) I lit VAN", Msr. WORTH. Afcs't Mgr. HUBUAKD. Clerk.

riMKuuii acciii:nt: (IJy Milt Krudenrtein) A tall man, the stze of a giraffe, and a short fellow about the height of a fire hydrant collided in front of the J. M. S. building Wednesday morning at an early hour, the latter tripping and falling Into the other's arms with a loud report. The victims of the unfortunate accident were Ari MucDonahl and Lloyd Greenan. The crystal of Mr. MacDonald's watch was broken, and the lower button of his vt-st was torn off ns a rer-ult of the collh-non. noth victims will undoubtedly recover.

a ijttij: amcdoti:. Nelson Jon, the affable burier. was explaining about the fire he had up to his house to a group of his friend3 in the Oliver lobby, when Cliff Dontz, the coal man. horned into the conversation. Mr. Dontz ez, "Yes, Nels it was too "had about' your fire. I read of It in the paper. I suppose the coal I s'l you was responsible fcr it." Mr. Jones laughed. "That's where you're wronsr. Tho fire burned down to that coal of your's. and the coal put it out." HIUKT mvs or thi: CITY. A report has pained circulation around the city that Andy Weisberg rome of his freckles hook off while ridin? horse hack at French lek recently.

WYMAN

Come and Sc Ui

Today Thursday , March 31st End of the Month Sale Thursday Only ' A Clearance of Broken Lines and a Selling of Special Purchases

Ignorant Essays BY J. P. McEVOY

TVriC.Mi CONVERSATIONS. At home after a liart! day. Well, what did you do at the ottlce today? Oh. about the same thing. You did? Huh. huh. (Silence for five minuter.) It s?ays hero in the paper where a wife didn't talk to her husband for 14 years. You can't believe evers thins you read in tho papers. Oh, is that o! Yes. that's so! Oh, it is. is it? Yes. it is. Well, you don't have to be so sarcastic about it. (Silence for 10 minutes.) I see where another one of these vamps has run away with a married man. Oood for her. " What? (Jood for him. What did you say? Well. I've pulled for both fides now and neither one suits you. What do you want me to say? Why you ousht to say: "It's a shame."

All right it's a fhame. You don't seem to be very enthusiastic about it. What do you want me to do jump up and cheer? Well, you might exprcsta an opinion. What good would that do. they don't care. Oh, you are hopeless. Huh. huh. (Silence for 23 minute--. What do you think of Harding? Oh. I 5,'ucsh he's all right. I ain't got nothing against him. Do you think he will make a good president ? Do you? Ye. Then, I do. too. What do you think of the new cabinet?. It's a nice cabinet. What do you think of the wives? They look like nice wives Can't you Bay anything but nice? Well they are very nice. Oh. you are hopeless. (Silence for 43 minutes.) Hodium! I puess I'll po to bed. I have had a hard day. O'night! Oh, Good Night! (Copyright, 1921.)

Store Opens 8:30 Closes 5:30

Open Saturday Till 9:30

On Sal

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in the Men's Store 100 Dozen Work Shirts made of the very best Defiance blue material All full cut, double seamed and double stitched. We believe these shirts to be the best value offered this season for 85c. Black Sateen Shirts with triple stitched seams sizes I 4 to 17 $1.00. Genuine President Suspenders regularly $1.00 Thursday 50c. Silk web, rustproof Garters A 75c value for 50c. See Our Jefferson Blvd. Window

MONEY

Our leans are mad promptly V. " and on the see urity c-i ar ."J able to give, huu.-cho'd goods. ' , pianos or live stock, ftc. -'. Ior.g or short tin. (!-

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More Truth Than Poetry By JAMES J. MONTAGUE

no usn. rerhap. aa young John D. has just suggested, A hash was made of Mr. Samson's life. And he of hair and strength was quite divested I?ecaue he picked a looker for a wife. Delilah, nays' young John, has too much beauty To cook and svetp and work around the house: She hated every port of wifely duty And to she played the traitor t o her spouse. It may he? true- that happiness conjugal In life 9 tar more easy to attain When wives have no desire but to be frugal. And most of such, unluckily, are plain. It may be true that husbands looso their buttons. Orow iM before their time, and bowed with care When wives forget to sweep, neglect their muttons And ppntl their time in doing up their hair. U may be true that there i small enjoyment. And xery little comfort or repose When wedded to a wife whose chief employment Consist in dabbing powder on her nose. Though beauty In a ball room ia alluring t And charming In a garden 3 icaTy hade, It often is a trifle past enduring. To have to sit around and see It made. And yet at that, we tell young John D. plainly That he may talk, and write and scheme and plan. And even lecture Sunday pupils vainly. He'll, never dim the lure of looks for map.. Tor youth, will ccme and sit. and look and listen And doubtless they will fervently atfree And then with beatmg h carta and eyes that glitten They'll pick the r.lfticst looker that they see. (Copyright- i?:n

JUST FOLKS By EDGAR A. GUEST

Somctliln: N Wnuig Somewhere. W reRd that profiteer are going busted ri?ht along, but all profiteers of our acjuaintance Mill own Hulla itoyce cars.

WATT. I got a cowlick, an' it 6tands tTP straight, an I got dirty hands. An If it shows a single epeclc I have to so an' wash my neck. An' every day Ma squints an' peers To fee if I have washed my cars; Hut I ain't ever really neat All on account of bavin feet. There fect of mine arc always wrong. I mustn't shuffle 'em along Or kick a stone that's In tho way, Or If I do someone will say: "I wish you'd lift your feet a bit The way you walk gives me a fit! Those shoes were new a week ago An now you've busted out the toe." They're always peckin at mo, too, For Ftandin' like the fellers do. An' just because- my toes, turn In, The teacher makes the pupils grin Hy trdlin' mo ten times a day: "ritase turn your toes the other way!" An' even when I'm In my Feat She kicks if I Jut swing my feet. If I get nervous an' I put One shoe upon the other foct. Or fferape the floor, they nay: "My land! Is that the way a boy should frtard?' An' if I rest 'em on a chair. Ma Kiys: "Don't put your feet up there!" Ati' if I sit on them thry roar: "Please put your feet upon the floor!" I'm gettin' tired of all this lalk About the way I stand or walk, An' anyhow It seems to me. At least as far as I can see. My feet aren't any different than Th other fellers round here, an kome day my temper will explode It ain't my fault I'm pigcontoed. (Copyright, 1921) No Hoik Ior Tlw Diner. Meals are so much reduced In price that the waiter demands a 20 percent tip.

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