South Bend News-Times, Volume 38, Number 68, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 9 March 1921 — Page 20

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vi;im;s!.y morning, march 9. 1021. THE SOUTH BEND NEWS-TIMES

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Array out in the Crk nation we le.-jrr.fd thlnr .-.bout New York. j W wer on a huntin trip, and vrr camrl or.e night on th bank ; I ef a. little tr"wn- Hud Kinfrbury väü our AaUIcJ huntT and sruido, ' and it from hi lip thr.t had explanation of Manhattan and j tb Queer folk that inhabit it. F.ud had onti irpnt a month in the n?trepoIK and a wevk or to at other time, nnd he wa.i p!a-ed to j lücour to u of what h hftd feen. rift;' yard xTy from, our camp taa pitched th5 teepee of a vandfrinjr fa.mi.iy of Indlajii that hud com up ar.d nettlM thero for tho r.'iirht. An old. old Indian woman' u-ajj trying to build a fir ft under an Iron pot h-jnp upon three Kicks. Hud vent over to her a.LtfAnce, nd non had h-r fire Koing. When h amo back we complimented him Playfully upon hl gallantry. "Oh,., cald Hud. "don't mention Jt. It' a way I have. Whenever I ;ve t lady trylr.gr to oo!i things In a pot and having trouble I always to th re?ruf. I donft the imo thins once in a h.'tfh-tord hrjv in New York rity. Heap bit; society teepe on Fifth av. That Injun lady kind of rea!lel it to my mind. Ye. I endeavom to bft pollto and help th ladies out" Tho camp demanded the particulars. 'I was manager of th Triangle n ranch in th Panhandle" F!d l?ud. "It wis owned at that time broil man Sterling of .Vew York. II wanted to well out. and he wroto for me to come on to New York und explain tho ranch to the pyridirkt that wanted to buy. Bo I en to Tort Worth and ha a $40 suit cf clothes made, and hrta xht trail for the bur village. We.ll, when I trot ther old man fcterlln? and his outfit certainly laid themselves out to bn agreeable. Wo had bu!nes -ind pleasure, ko mixed tip that you couldn't tell whether it was a treat or a trad half the time. "We had trolley ride, and cijrarn, and theater round-ups, and rubber pnrties." "Rubber partus?" said a listener. Inquiringly. "Sure." Kald Bud. ,,T:dn,t you r.ever attend 'em? You walk around .nd try to look at thft tops of the nfcyscrapem Wei! ,we noM the ranch, and old man Sterling nflki me 'round to hH houm to take grub on the night before. I started back. It wasn't any high -col Tared affair --jut n and tho old man and hi xrlfo and daughter. But they was u flne-hatre4 outfit all right, and the lilies of th field wasn't in it.

They mad my Fort Worth clothes carpenter look l&e & dealer In horso blanket and Kf trinKn. And then the tab! wa.i (nll pom-pou.i with flower, and there wnW a whole kit of tools laid out beid everybody's plae. You'd bar thought you was flxd out to burglarise a rwh.uront before you could gft your srrub. Hut Vd been in New York over a week thn. and I was ge-ttinjr on to Ktylish way I lnd of trailed behind nnd watched the others use the hardware rjp'pllff. and then I tackled the chucfr with the warn. weapon. It ain't much trouble to travel with tho hteh-flyers after you find out their kU. I Kt along fine. 1 waa tcellnr cool and ajsreMble, and Trtty woon I w.vi fcallvintr away fluent as you ploam all about the ranch and the west, and telling 'em )rov th Indians cat rmhhhopper terr and gnakea. and you never paw people so interested. "But the real Joy of that fat xfi3 that Mlm Sterling. Just a littlo trfolc eh was. not bCgr than two hit5 TPorCh of chewirj: plui; but .h "h m. way about her that efmtd to say stv "was the people, and you Vellwed iL And yet. sho r.erer put on any aim. and she eroiled at me the ttmt If I wai a millionaire while I was telMnff" about a Creek o feast and listened Tfke it was r.rm from home. "By and by. aftr we had eat oysters and Borne wnber' ewup and truec that nearer was in rny repertery. a Methodist preacher "brinars in a kind of camp rtov armngejnent. all eCTfr. on long T-r, with a lamp tinder It. TJ3ss SJterlinjr llirhtif up and begin to do nom ooofclry? rifht on the enppr table. I wondered why ' n! man Sterling didn't hlro a cook, with all the money he had. Pretty no-jn he dlahed out exrae chce-ry taetlruf truck that he aJd was rnbbut I swpjir there had never 'bft?t a, Molly cotton till In a mile xt it. Th last thin on th prorraju lrnonad. It mj bnoTjht round in little flat mass b'orw nnd Mt by your plate. I aa pretty thirsty, and T picke-i up mine and took A bis trwiqr of iL Right there was whert the little lady had made a rrJ.ftake. Klie had put in the Irmop. nil rlsrht. but ?he'd forgot the 5-jffar. The brrt house-keepers s!Ip up pometimee. I thovyfht maybe Miss Str-

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er'. re.e.denc in Dortown. CO milts a'ay. "Th doctor comr-s r.vcr and he in-T-tirates tho patienL "'IJoj?.' s;i3 hf. 'you mi-ht p. a well sro to playing jcven-up for his eaddle and clothes, for his hfMfl'n fractured and If he Iles 10 minutes it will b a remarkable of lor.Revitj.' "Of course we dMn't sambl-' for th poor rooster's middle thr.t was ono of Ikk;'.4 jokes. Rut we stood around frtlinir solemn, and all of us forgive hlrn for having talked us to death about Now York. "I ntrv-r saw anybody about to hand in his checks act more peaceful than this fellow. ULs eyes were fixed 'way up in tho air, and ho was unintr ramvlinjr words t himself all about swe music and beautiful streets and white-robed form?, ar.vl h was smiling like- dyinp wa.T a pleasure. "'lie's about one now. s;iid Pop. "Whenever they besin to think they

! pro neaven j: rf an oc. j "Rlamfd if that New York man j didn't fit right up when he heard ! Doc say that.

" 'ay.' says ho. kind of disappointed, 'was that heaven'.' Confound it all. I thought it was Broadway. Some of you fellow my ch the?. I'm roin to ffet up.' "And I'll b blamed." concludd Rud. "if ho wasn't on the train with a ticket for Now York in his pocket

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NF.W YORK. March S. You don't have to Hend years of prubbrine In college to b; a professor of languages. Not if you have the ingenuity of U'zabcth c. Conley. She teaches Rnglish to foreignborn folk, ambassadors, legation attaches, opera Fingers, professional people and business men anybody of brains and means. And fho doesn't use a single word of any lanfruag! but Kr.gllsh!

. "The sub-Anarctic region is con tinually Ptorm-covered." H. R. Orumann. American explorer.

"It's a secret." says Miss Conley. ( "I cannot tell how I do it." ; hrhe dropped n hint, though, that j part of the scheme is to instruct 1 her pupils by pointing to an object j and then tell them in Rnglish what it i. .1 "Most foreigners who come to; New York do no have time to wade through textbooks." says Miss Conley, "f I show them a short-cut." I She has taught i-'reneh, Chinese. '

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lin was Just learning to keep bouse and cook and rabbit would surely make you think no and I Fay to myself, 'L.itt!ei lady, srtrgar 'o- no BUfcar I'll Ftand by you.' and 1 raises up rny bowl again and drinks the last drop of the lemonade. And then all the balance of 'em picks up their bowls and does the same. And then I ffives Miss Sterling the laugh proper, just to carry it off like a Joke, ho she wouldn't feel bad about the mistake. "After we all went into the sitting room sho sat down and talked to me quite awhile. 'It was so kind or you. Mr. Kingsbury,' says she, 'to bring my blunder oiT so nicely. It was so stupid of me to forget the sugar.' " 'Never you rnlnd,' says I,' some lucky man will throw hLs rope over a mighty ebgant little housekeeper some day, not far from here.' " If you mean me, Mr. Kingsbury. Mays hIio, laughing out loud. I hope he will be us lenient with my poor houskeeping; as you have bee,n.' " 'Don't mention it." says I. 'Anything to oblige the ladies.' " Hud waned his reminiscences. And then ome one naked him what he considered th most striking and prominent, trait of New Yorkers. "Dio most visibl and peculiar trait of New York folks." answered Bud, "is Now York. Must of 'em has New York on the brain. They have heard of other places, such as Waco, and Paris, and Hot Spring and Iondon; but they don't believe in 'om. They think that town is all Merino. Now to show you how much they caro for their village I'll tell you about one of 'em that strayed out as far a. tbe Triangle B while I was working; there. "This NVw Yorkers come out there looking for a job on the ranch. Ifo said ho wa.s a g-ood horseback rider, nnd there wa.s pieces of tnnbark hanging on his clothes yet from his ridingr school. 'Well, for a while they put him to keeping books in the ranch store. for he was a devil at figures. Rut he got tired of that, and asked for something more In the lin of actlvity. The boys on the ranch liked him aU rijfht, but he mailt us tired Phoutinjr New York all the time. Rvery niht he'd tell us about Kasl river .and J. I. iMcrgan and the Eden Musvo and Hetty Green and Central park till w used to throw in plates and branding- irons at him. "Ono day this chnp on . pitching pony, and the pony kind of nidled up hi back and went to eating jrra. while the New Yorker was coming down. "11 came down on his head on a chunk of ' mcsquit wood, and he didn't show any denLgns toward getting up again. We laid him out in a tent, and he begun to look pretty

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