South Bend News-Times, Volume 38, Number 39, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 8 February 1921 — Page 6

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FEBRUARY 8. 1921

ADVICE TO WIVES. "Mother" your husband if he desorvf-s that t i -mnt. but "ireat him rough" if tho ymttorns thow tJiat he's merely a nagger, is a plr-re of advico thit Prof. Gault of Northwestern university gives in i l-cturf on house-hold management. Many wives and many husband, will follow Prof. Gault with inter-ff-i. He ?agely ays that at tlie bottom of some man's idiosyncrasies there may be- a .um of indigestion. In that situation the professor opines that it is th,. wife's homely, loving duty, to put on her kitchen apron, and her cheeriest smile, tune up the oil kitchen rane, and give tho spouse something helpful out of the cook book. "Hut the ordinary mean, devilish, nasrglng huband should b ha-ndled quickly and thoroughly," tho professor assert. "Smooth out the wrinkleof his disposition with a rolling pin." That founds us if the professor would acI a rise out of his audience all right. But isn't there a ustlon about the practical application of such a lule? Hasn't the idea of the wisdom of corporal punishment gone out of the curriculum of home lif? Many believe that the little daily troubles that may arise In the home may be more easily mi oothed out by the practice of the give and take spirit on the parts of all concerned. Hut, as Prof. (Jault says, there are tinirs when ' he;i;s" can be accomplished by a wife by a littie discreet "mothering" of husband. Husbands are but boys grown up.

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THE PRESIDENT'S LATEST VETO. Pre't Wilson's veto of the army bill sent to him by the congress is what the. congress deserves; vi;:: to have its hypocrisy robbed into it from the white house on every occasion that presents itself. Ilel linage of the measure over th veto only goes to fi:ow that the president hit where he struck. We are indisposed to regard the veto an one of that spir't but it would be at least excusable If it were. Congress yelped about prepan-dness, squaked about our unp: eparednt ss, used to brand the president as a pacifist, roared like to many mad men at everyone who declimd to accept th' view that we should have a laiv- army and large navy, this when stich noise resounded a.s ritical of the Wilson administration, but nw that the government is lasting over into the hands cf the political party that made the most of the above mentioned noise, they want to resort to th- very processes that they then condemned. The president is right, at least in this, the world is in no position such as would justify limitation of rms and armament; that is, if the party that now wants to go into what it used to call the pacifi-; business, was ever Justified in the attitude that ir formerly took. It was largely a question of dollai then, and of popular frame of mind, abhorring the expense of continuous war preparations, and doubt if it was necessary that we should keep prepared e were so "splendidly isolated." It is the same now. idaybe tfc president knows something of the existence of conibustable.s underneath our international relations that congress, due to its habitual flanne'.moutings, could not be trusted to know, lest it fiery tongues touch those combustabks off. liven far back as Theodore Roosevelt it iknown to have been one of the chief occupations Of cur state department to keep foreign governments atpraised of the Irresponsibility of certain loud mouths on Capitol hill meddling in international affairs. Champ Clark defeated the TaftCanadian reciprocity treaty by a speech in the house that forced a referendum on the Canadian side and registered the Canadian resentment. Clark, imagining himself magnanimous to Canada asserted that the treaty wa? tho first step toward the annexation of the Dominion, and, therefore, Canada decided not to take the step. It is well known that Prest Wiljor.'s hardest work at the Paris peace conference as not his negotiations with reference to Germany, but to keep the conference informed as to the motives of the dunderhead; that were blowing off steam in the United States senate. We wouldn't be a bit surprised if Pres't-ele: t Harding would discover a number of things when lie yets to the white house. He may learn, for instance, at .".rt hand, how Colombia, and either South Ametii.iri countries lue us for the Uooseveltian grand larteny of the Panama canal zone. He may also rind that ranting, roaring Californian. who has beeu a thorn in his political flesh from the niorm nt h.- nomination, to be something of a thorn in tht.a . .i.-n's nsh as se?n from the direction of Japn. Pe.-hv,: the prt?;d-nt lias decided not tu t-notim-bt v bin facce.or with an "unpreparednec- piouiaia in ai'.ance. but to leave him to kam a few thing :.. lb- n ucn! fcr himself. ' ' t. the face of it e would be ::t !i:t d .y taor h lilt n pafed by oor.Rre?? but dist.uut- c-tteri "..-". s ir.a.'cutacN to judgment as well as enchar.tliient to tb.e imagination, and we are a long way. ariticifate. from the drhnite knowledge t!:at the

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. COLOR AND CHARACTER. Mo.irn r'chi-b.g-.-t-j b.ae licoeril that ones preferen e in .;, -r !. s an intln ate relati.-ti to i:ic haractrr. Thu if cie is asserti e and v ioler.t. 1. 1 tp very lik ly h:- :'.'i:iti tol-r. D.tf. i i.t w :th u!,i: or blue. lied in an f r.citan:. The r i r!a c a a in'i! w .. n rot chosen ' ).... e. With a d.ilj of blue th? inlor.ee of red m-di-f'd Kxtrem- ata- .; tob table In a m;tau- of

1. d and bin-. Ai d with a "tt ii of w hite the arrange -i,,f nt ; - s n:f r still Whi'e hints of jii-thA and tr.oderaticn. so much f.. tb-it the ptaln white flau the yyinbol of defeat i. : 1 t lo-i hope Tin;-- the n.ti.n ,1 oh.rg of the Cr.it d State and ff I'raro riv in an id' al ai rant:ement. The red .r.dicat irility af.d oj 1 a . w hie h 1- k"pt within bounds by the justo. of white and bv tlat rr.o.-T p'acful of 1 ob:. blue. A wording to tl.r vi hokics on can 'hoo b.p fljends t V the color they prefer. Indeed, they say ,t h 1 if one paid morv at;entlo:i to the color prefcru of ,c-- c i.i t. '. b wobl f b likely to dic.vr lafr that a :' 1 . r; i has proe,l fal.-. Lovers wit.'i cob r j 1 1-f -1 )..- wliiiii b r.o; l;.ir:nonie aie bk Iv to quarrel at. 1 s .arat alter marriage. U'(i!:Uii, -pciall;., aordin to the p?yc holrgiss. "bould aie attrotion to color. Their ability to b.i-n depr-r:ds upo!i it Tliey 1 an modify their characters by ch'-'O-ir.g the r:?lit 1 tunMiKitions. Thev - . ri i u ! "if t b i r rj t i : ii. ioin-rs of t h-Ir personality. So defiiie tho i,.y'.hoiogi.-ts. And their ri?oning 5-e;ns sound. We- all know how misty gray nights put u- in meditative mods and how bright, red inf iicus excite us t) xh- point of nervoune. Many of foir ills and eon.pl-unls no doubt. might be reiadi' i so'oewh it by toot - sa ' ifa e torv color harmonier in ot.i lis es EXPENSIVE CHEAPNESS. Another lriport.'int ivil goernment depaitraent reports serious lo- in ji-: sonne on account of low salaries. The' United States comiu isiioner (T patent" told an audience -at the University of Chicago thai 77 expert examiners resigned in lf19. and 7fc mor in the hrst 1 month.- of 130. At the same time the number of applications for patents and trade marks is increasing every ar. In the year ending dune 30, 1311. there weje i . 7 3 5 applications for patent.-. The figures lor the year emling June HO. 1 0 J 0 . weie SlMS. In the same period the apihcations for tradeniail s Increased 7 J percent. It is the duty of expert examiners to investigate applications to so. whether they represent actual inventions. Normally there are 4 00 of these experts. IIccau.se of the numerous resignations part of the work is now necessarily done by men who havo not passed the required examinations. The patent otlice is serving as a kind of training school fo? Iatent lawyers, with no permanent staff of experts atul with consequent decrease of efficiency. If mistakes ,-iro made and injustices done thc must be blamed on the fact of a reduced and underpaid staff. That in turn is due to the fact that deb's for past wars and preparedness for future ones require the biggest part of every dollar spent on national affairs. IXervthing not connected with mil:tary t-. enditures must necessarily be gotten i.- ( lo a ply as possible, regardless of impaired etticiency and detriment to the peaceful progress of the country.

THE PAYING PLAYGROUND. A city which has devoted considerable time and money to the development of its playground system reports an increase of 0 percent in the number of children attending in 13-0 over that of the previous year, other communit ie. report even larger gain. Hecause of what organized recreation accomplishes, these gains are important. The public playground was originally intended to provide a play spot for poor children who had no recreation ground but the street. Today it is a welcome adjunct to any locality, offering as it docs a pl.oe where the children of the neighborhood may congregate, under trained supervision, and not only play but learn how to play, and how to associate with their fellows in the true spirit of si ort. There the child is kept out of immediate mischief, and there he gets suggestive ideas for amusement which will offset many an adverse influence. Ther. he learns the- rules of the game, and learns to respect the rights of others and tho obligation of the strong to look out for the weak. He becomes a better citizen, present and potential. Considered from this point of view, increased attendance at the playgrounds means that investment in citizenship is paying im roasingly large returns. ü Tlie high price of coal is due, of course, to the fact that more coal was mined last year than evr before. The good old law of price-adjustment to supply and demand always works, and in this cas" it has worked the consumer. o 'Tandy worth $ 2oo.0uO.000 is eaten e ve ry year in the United States' says a statistician. Which means we 'spose.-that duting the last couple of years the country has been spending SHOO. 000, 000 or $400.000,ii Co for candy.

Wilhelm sas that if he is paid an annuity by Germany he will only be petting what is coming to him. Nay. Wilhelm' You'll never ge i all that's coming to you in this l.fe

o Ambassador Davis says his London job is costing him three times as much as hi.- salary, and so about J3Ö.0O0 a year is coming out of his own pocket. No wonder he is willing to ejuit. c U"s tine buine"-s. no doubt, selling goods te the nus.n provided' they'll guarantee 1 ayment and live- up to their guarantee. o

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Tin: i).wi poiNi or vn:v. ( Indianapolis .Wh.) In ios testimony Mr. Iaves take- the view, v.hicll is t'a.-t or.iii.g to be thai of tin- American ,eoph that Amerha's put in tbe war. both in fighting and management, was splendidly piaed. and that the record. 1:: spite v- lp.stak' - is one of wlii-h the nation should be projd. Yesterday Mr. Dawes said: We did m-re in 01 g a niz ition than the P.r;t;sh or French, des; it" our unprepardncs. Itut the- war i- erJd row, and persons would latloi s e a n:ii-- c-!:M-d.an than talk about f. speck mi --takes, unh .- scandal is t b dug up. ' Tue i opi. aie tite.i v.f f iai:-jlndm.g. HtH ou 1:0 ml t.- e! ir.t'.gres listen to very w hipp rsb.i ppinir b-areiu . hief who conu s runnh.t; to you with a tale cf woe. 1 - Iir.g alter t hi- .omnuf.ee u forgotten the winning of the war w.r. -e 1 : -...e-i e 1 a an Ameruan ;h hp ! l.te-.t. Tlie:.- i ; no l.s attempting to n.al.e a ra.'Ui in : a d.uon little mole hi'.!." It is true th it wh itver int-rtt there wa in thes. lTi e-tigat ;oi..- !as '.ong -'.nee d.ied out. Already the war 1- beginning : take its pla-e in h. story, and tlu erdot of h:-tory ;s now in process of n-akm?. That it will lv f.ivorabb'. and most lHtte-ni:. one tan no lor.g-r d ;tt. Mr. In-o s i--. as every one knows, a repab.;. an. ii:d. thei . tb.ei. -y noth ing parti-in in te-stimony. He speaks simply as ar. AfM than. ;ii, l on.e who) him-elf c-mtributed Kie.U to tb.t- winning: f the war. Abo we '-'i l;e e la- :-; e aks for rm nc t Critiv i-'ia of a fair and corv ti u :. e kind 1- always ;n .rd-r. and in this ci.--It in.iy -,ie ;he nation from mistakes in the- future. Put thr-- ::. inly Ins ben. as Diwes says, a great Oe.it ti 11 much tai.i'.-ümiing. Tu. ti:u" has Cruvie to ind.it. ;.nd to think with pride of th.e great work dene ; the Am 1 ban army, government and peo-j,b---f.! it was a great woik.

The Tower of Babel

By BILL ARMSTRONG

Eugre U. Metz, the popular labcr capitahst. has Just returned from a conveniion at Indianapolis, where he

j went for the benefit of Iii health.

it i expe..:.-! ti v. 1 1 1 recover.

Mr. Ifarc-rtv cf the New Ycrk T-nt:al bIan-..-s Tom PranJoii ccntinous demand for tickeLs to New Yc:l: as being responsible for the papr liortape.

Bri?. Gen. Ciiaris G. Dawes of Chicago to make an address interspersed with tvss word. Jui'se K. M. lL.tr.dis his also been invited and will a'.o be permitted to cos if desired.

mis poi:m is aboit ijii.l mays Air W I j, a L.i.i-1'rom riri if.-re.' MA Ml: Wh!; r.ill wao a lad Ii -?rve h term .U f.ffi.f J.ny a pcditbfll firm; He prhrfe! b-i!lAt(i ami (onnnd vet. And dnted e?f tLe eaL-lhltes' oTrr,iat. CHOIM'S Mo Ititn.t " .. . . ill.-.' - . -

MAl.K: ! I" jrlntd and -.f onnf. -o a rf idle- j

e-- :a is tae ruler .f the ;.(. i MALUS: As ffl !.-iv h "ot e nta th- rmnn

And the prospects fair iironsM his hopes;! II shoo!; the handi of both white ami

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... .in nil- oarifs se 1 m re 1 Ml.ee Hint n,v Le Is tLe ruler of the ; u 1. MAl.HS : He ellrabeI eneh roind ef tLe kubier e.f fame And new iv her whi t sigus Lis narre; He elgn coinaisioD-t Hith grae and bklll As iomr as there are places that his kin tan fill: crionrs. Sa flr'J" Lor- :ire pla.es that his kin can fill. MALUS: He signs -omnds!oni so earfullee I'.eeause he Is the ruler of the ;. O. p. CHORUS. He djrns oriimlsbuis ko arefn llee because he Is the ruler of the O. P. vi: mopi: m: nioKi:s. Doc Hall, the late manager or the ikacon shoe store, writes in from Atlantic City that he wants to b- remembered to all his little South iJend playmates.

CONSTANCY. Though limor .soar to greater heights And though the gir..s be fickle My faithful pil the Hill Street car Still charges but a nickle. a ni:w picrnu; or taiiijabv.

. Jiichard Elbe! is opposed to the bill now before the state legislature which would give him a salary of 1.200 as city park commissioner. In opposing this bill. Mr. i:ib?l certainly make? himself very decidedly as real for sure curiosity as a public official.

IN WHICH A WHOM; MOUTlirUL IS SAID 1JY AN KIHTOIt. (From Chicago American) Tlie average reformer has becomes a 1 est comparable to the cootie in objectionableness mid to the boll weeil in destructivehe ss.

A paper in Chicago is making a very persistent search for men and women who smile. The average newspaperman is enough to make an outsider smile his head off.

r.i:onr;n pi.vini it siioi ld at-TI-.Nl AND I.IUKN SOMi: Ni:W o.vrs. One thousand Hammond men will pay from-$10 to Sioo foe soup and crackers at a Hoover "honorable guest" dinner Thursday night to aid the European relief fund. They have appealed to

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steldom-do w- run acrcss a dog; that has more s-nse than its owner. ; but we have always been Impressed ' with the remarkably intelligent look j on A. S. Burkart's well known dog i Tarbaby.

mi: Madison .sTitniTr sciroou ; I love to watch the youngsters as 1 they ramble at recess j When their minds are filled with j frolic and their hearts with j

happiness. For They bump and jump and jostle in an ever-ending game That can make a man feel happier

than any flush of fame. First of all they march in order ! with the teacher at their head 1 From tlm classroom to the play- , yard. not a single word is said. ; P.ut once they see the sunshine j

and feel the balmy breeze They light up with childish chuck

les and get springy at the knees. 1 I Little Willie jumps on Freddie. Freddie bumps against Elaine j And they holler. "You're a sissy ; cause yoilr'e playing with a jane." I Little Freddie takes the challenge. ; miei the badgering and jeers j

And after whipping Willie. 'Teacher' boxes both his ears.

Yes I love to watch th" youngsters as they ramble at recess ! When tln'ir minds are filled with ; frolic and their hearts with j happiness.

For they bump and jump and jos- j I tie in an ever-ending game A

That can make a man feel happier than anv Uu-h of fame. OK.

The prices on tltcrr -Silk Sale conic'iinf nkiiiv i tire suitable for t!. tt...';i -ing blour-es. o ir;1!;-; ' work, skirts and pclnVc; - The Silk Sale con'i::''- -Note: Thr pri. o- , --.i ucd to convey hr bl- 1 .: merely to show t!" .'.:-rand what thev cm :.

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Watch the Papers for Our i V-:, DOMESTIC SALM Beginning Thursda', Ielniry Ui

A Growing Rug and Drapery Dcparir.icr! f-r a (:.ynr:rri City

Ignorant Essays BY J. P. McEVOY

on AiriKiNo iu:ltiyi:s. Hy J. 1. MclAOY. lAci-.vonc is bom with a tlock f ivlatirs eartdcssly assorted a to age and se. loiter he or she usually iictiuircs more !) marriage. Hoth (1 tlix methods.' although sauctioinI by time and custom, are uniolla!)!o and unsatisfactory. iMst ol the relatives wlut come to cue by birthright are not a splITy as they might Ik. You always hate a fooling that if you could have your way jou would remodel I'nele (ieorge. Yu would 11101 o his cms back i trifle, straighten out his novo, she him a little more wheel base and In-erea-e his road clearance somewhat. Aunt 1'mma could stand some reconstruction K. Sie bulges in a number of unexpected place and her oi(v sounds like a hu.. saw

going through a pine knot. lake

But I have a scheme for acquiring relatives that entails none of the

risks of the two methods above. It's a new idea. I thought of it all myself, in spite of the 1 Sth amendmen I and the Yoistead act. I've stopped acquiring relatives by birth, and I j can't marry any more, as my wife j doesn't believe in it for me so 1 now. if I want any new relatives I J adopt them. That's it adoption: j Let us see how it works. My name- : is Wilson, say Very we 11. I first adopt Ihes't V. 'ilson for a cousin. I He doesn't kno.v anything1 about it. There is ! reason why he should. Whenever I'm introduced and they, s.iy Wilson? You aren't related to i Pres't Wilson are you?" and I say; Sure he's a cousin." immediately j mv stock goes up 14 points. I also 1 go through "Who's Who." and read j uu on all the Wilsons. If there are I

the nieces and nephews and the!anv ,nor. 1 fancv, 1 adopt them. too. cousins. That's what 1 said TakejTh:s is a pretty" pastime and while thdml j jt doesn't necessarily take you out As for the uncks. say. you acquire nU, tu. o,)0n ,-ar. it is one of the by marriage, they are oetter men f.,,.. nriviletre left under the consti-

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than you are Gimga Dinn, tc hear your wife tell it, but you -an't

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l vour name Smith? Adopt Capt.

in justice to yourself allow your In- 1 John' Smith a a givat great uncle. ;

fatuation for her to blind your bet- Adopt the well known Smith Hro. ter judgment. You know thev are "Trade" and "Mark." Take in Adam

pretty poor fish. They know you

are a glass crash. There is a suspicion all around that you are both risht. The other relatives in-law are always a source of amaz me nt to you. You can't comeive how

I such ordinary, commonplace goofs ! eve r met an angel like your wife, i let alone jrvt themselve s r kited to i her.

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We claim that our bread is the purest kind of food and the increasing business we do backs up this assertion. There's one way to test our bread and that is to taste it. Make it a member of your family get into the habit of ordering it by name. Ask for "FIRST PRIZE BREAD"

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Smith, the great authority on coo- '

nomics Ca tliiYnisli the city dure- . tfiry jou'll find a few ni)re tlwre. !

In short, do not acquire relatleü any ; ition bv the old-fashioned. ri-ky r

unsitti?-factory me thods of birth and marriage. Adopt 'em. You can; pick and choo-e. The whole wide! woild H betöre 3 on. (Copy.-ight. 1921. j

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More Truth Than Poetry By JAMES J. MONTAGUE

wonder ami awe 1 jf nil of his envious mates.

I (LOTIlbS AND Tili: CROOK. J

1 j What happened when the warden iof Snip Sing abolished silk shirt.-; and i fancv socks among the inmates.

Though Bertram the Burglar has alf ways maintained t High lace in the criminal ranks. I His manifold laurels have never been i gained i Uy plundering national banks. j 'Let others crack cribs." he wojld j frequently say. I With a subtle, superior .-mile. ; "My aim is to s-hir.e, when they send j me away, j A J :1a- fi.im. moM and pattern ot ; style-.' I So iv.-truiu was never sent up for a haul. 1 In the au!ts with the se en-ton i doors; They got the oang man. when they got h in at ail Tor robbing gent-' furnishing ' store Where, t'.as'faht in hand, many hours he spent In choe--ing silk shirt- of his size. And w-ai:ooat- that softly in har- ! mony idei.t V.itii r.id-.ant lavishing ti:s.

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A HAW. SORE 1

1 Eases Quickly When You Apply a Little Musterole. And Musterole won't blister like th old-fashioned mustard plaster.

i .vral visitors always weie taken to j Just spread it on with your fingers.

It penetrates to the sere spot wiin a , gentle ticgle, loosens the congestion j and draws out the soreness and pain. ! Mustercle is a clean, white oint- i ment made with oil of mustard. It ! is fins for quick relief from sere i throat, bronchitis, tonsilitis, croup, stiff ! neck, asthma, neuralgia, headache, congestion, pleurisy, rheumatism, lumbago, pains and aches of the back cr j

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