South Bend News-Times, Volume 37, Number 354, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 19 December 1920 — Page 27

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.71 ()TP nJ-TT? T-J A J 1 T-TrW Ra? D Vfp-nrV 'yOU yrS t0 fl" n- jlo-!r like the path of a cyclone for tTro mnr ratuil(,MRr with ajjnr.. I bad hi: KJJLSjCX Jl O WjL J. JLJLHj KjfXJL X X V. IXLt j "I was sure S-dly wculd he tickled 1 that has wander-d throuch a stock- 50!fd s.ivfr horn and rails al rrr.x- raudn-sr. im umb

- ..M.LLI HM PAP.L 10.) j d-.-d nn.l fifty thousand I -d'.ars i n ml ttim; him to work on thre e , bontaIJ f.u,h.,s h,.Vt j , jn atlm? on c .rd-n. and an Iri h limm mill. Sol'.y j rhlnestnn..s and imitation ruMs i amu - v r.t lumn iat has no monrv n.n-1 riu. tun S'.v'nv-f:vr t!:n:v:r .bdlir. .'iniC1 r..w c-i .!,l!r nrd then we went to ; fh. r-.r-v.. t t-- u . irir. i nvO m ' tr.-vs an.1 com; sa round to m'. !....,.,. i fi-, ti, nr !., ,. -,

atvr the yard, a roulrry-farm. a vegetable-j Im,nts anj u ix-ir.ch border of

pulls -.it a dii'y pa

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that has no money an1 can -j tu-o r'-vy-fiV' thrns-;r.d dollir- amc ra w $;i,MJcs; and then wo went to

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-for th" !ind. S- r w arid thn

'.t arrows the railroad track at

"On. Of lUfk'B favorlfo trick, ,. V'"!"H .-"'f V-h- r-ot jut to annov tho A r.r.lr1- r",; t;,!tC; '.v A. iV Think of havinV -vrnty

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tht ranch

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r.d I v-.-s a litt! anri-.us tr--'s P ü'i cum.; ?irot:r.'l to m. .round t'ao flaps. The other one . " 'Hut rw what h.n r a

that hA shr.uld, fer I Üdr.'t rt-:r,:n- 'ljV.V K.ayy he. 'I'm pr.'-tty hun- j had to have a koM-mounted horn. ! round ..f pN isur. ms I. .-r

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h1 rhiM having hrn'".r',d m! efforts

with a srr.il' i-inc-"4 k ft A'aco.-a City. .

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; t tii.iu.-Vit vrii nim ruiiif-n .'ito.i surrtip.-. an. I in r n .im s .:i"ivs.

ans here I'n. . It ath-T lrlaid with snvcr t ra iu-o m-thinir I can ! vht" rr it rou'.d stand It. I"c v

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id th y had ?or.u h"ans here I'm ! KathT irlaid with silver hradwork ; st(-cV.yard cr: nnny in 'Ha:;-.!- .' a.u- (,v.t and r.t s. m-thinir I can i v- ht rr it rou'.d stand It. Klrvtn i ;:;.! s.i'.!"!ir at tho H-'dowh.-rn r;:.'.;,

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lofk if. Thtrn i m-.o I. .... .m c-. r.ttie buticli or th- dirro that 1 i 44,,r. - , i ... i- ' " x-.. . .. ; ?,i-.r.,i,i .!.-,'! ir r a ivL-r M r-.m. v-.v, i. r,v,Trj. , an : i" r -!.;, r .r turt-r

I.ou tailor-mad. Uue-ard-rn , lr ll -f th" b?r'k thw m,?rn; Ttrvn l'ke that' 'roon;.ind there was a f n.-c.r,.d 1 thi. artificial layout cf pruh if you; "Then ho tree? out ar.d h-a- ; -nan. !y syr,.nS nuri-vjue C I: - !..-..-. I.r r-m-piaid suit, and an 1 Ararat n:Pha ' ;t r", : -Th-j m-xt d,v George, who was; crowd th-rv. all talking loud and on-' ,vant to.' tov.-ard the river. fMiovvin his n.-,-. ! , houi A think, now that the h-. n,:.. r:p:. -d to hv,o or, r ..f-oprerarf-pin. with no hepo in nti- and fdt, - as '-U around as 1 , 1 ;r "mtthlnq .tarted back Joab ahout the two St. I.ouL, " 'Wa.r a minute.' ,ay5? I. ! In a llul- side street, where thro . ;,,.:"'! -U Hrht except th two r.-at T. xo-s in- a s..p.r.s.car phlow. The y,ow-j n. .r J, Sfi,j aH I topics. th water supplv and the . "I railed the wait. -r. ar.d flapped '. was no ?trc-t and no flöown'fcs and "H-t what do- s this healthy. . , ' ' -.'t r thdunrles. the cotton li Ids and rtrad- h ;:s P-'-'1 V' aI!'r'V 1 f'n l. ; r, c-Mrd h'm prepared to shako color line. Ther mix the two Fub- . S. Mills on the back of the chrck no hou-3. he finds what h look-: w.-a'.thy. and wi5 man do but rh;;i;-';r ;;J:f;;r f :r.;lr.ß r.crv railroads. I rover picked ' fri'i "f John IT 'v h :rn- -vIv ,' r othtnV f n. d wV p our wav 1 jecta .o fast that tranc-rs oft-n 1 for thirteen dollars rnd f.fty -er.U 1 ins for. We po into a shanty and j h arms up to t 5Acond-5ton- f' ' 4 1 r -' 1 rotten, and I nn-rr rotton,d to a 1 77uk' an' 1 " ' ai- i-ist the urc-lh'hN cf the j,you:J think they are di.ussir. w.ter-col- J " 'Wh'it do vou lr.e.an.' ravs I. M.y,.i; on hfprh stools am on? sTvederes : wind-w and trm r.cisi.y. v '-.' Vv' "s. aut.-moh.l. pick. TO the OUtlOOk had UltnUa- lh" the hoard .-iueW.lK. !., J;', , .t ors; and that ha.s .iven the old town I .-r,-u, rr . n,!,m,n w.th a " lt of and boatrr.en. an dt-at U ar, with tin T.. rk. n 1- 1- prdr.s: to Led ' ' v y--- - sujrine ed?e3. . you must have knocked around' -No' ay-top ' ays I to Sollv. something of a rep as an art center, truck or iy .suliaMe fr deck-hands : spoons. Yvs, fir, b.ar..s Loans ho:l- ; s n he; t's about tny .fn:e. St. ,'K ; ,".', 'nf ''J "All of a Hidden, while I wa I ; int srn'r.' 'r ? on thi. oil j v...co.,t if).U , n0ijch to r t you bar- ; And over in the corner was a tine i on a Mississippi stt-amboat? We're ed with silt pork. jl.-uiss a kind of qui. t piace aint I'0' A. :!T'S i"1'5 Utandinp on tho ede cf the wood-n Gr" 1 r ''-Idn't be rut pri.d ; hnV.,ni;i?h.d;" ThlA !s no : brass Land playing; and now. thinks , poins out t something decent; '"I kin of thoucht we'd strike it?' ? v'v,-v v , V f 7L.., .Idewalk, down out cf th ky flN 1 if 'OJ havA . r.v towns more bv.i;-rTvxas f f pt hamn, tl,.r H;.Vs I, I. Scl'y will become conscious of the ; to i-ut.' , scrrs over th is way, 5aysSo.lv. Oh.y,-'. fays I; 'e.t r r.r. -e the ' (- -5 a... i r.K j, ,nj ..T two fine pold watch's into the mid-I tli;" n wh;it A?a-cosa City id. Home- . vou (.;it chili-conearne-con-! PpiriftiHl oats of life nourishing and j "I walked up the i-trfet with tho 1 " 'D,liKhtful says I -That styli?r ; railroad r m in h. r the town , j X die of tho rtreet. Or.o hits a chuck ! it m, to m- that thore ! hu,.,os and thl.n ho, ,.r wiioopce! , exhilirating his system. Hut non. unhappy plainsman. 11- ray a , hotel grub ym aappeal to some; but .-er; prati -a,.,- n..:, ,!. And th- ; V , 1 . v;; of mud and sticks. The other falls ' '" 'r" of hav- arrfj5 . th,. pIaza. We're now grdns mon? franS. saddb-shop o;.rn. ar.d ome of the - for mo, p.ve me the husky table ; buildimr-and-iear. i;:;, .an . ' f - ;,(--;;;;- n' .V hard and nie open, making a fino i lJlt' !i -("ul fhan tU(r i3 h' rf'- ' ac rnV the real hiu-h life. We're po- "lie gazed across the table at me. j sr.dnes. fa led from his eyes. V.e djreat. the mi- have a..oV.t r. ::. e.v 'jin. L' ". alA. :T:ilJ Hrlrr! of lift'- -nHn- nH 'specially when you'v rot pbnty of,. '." v.r.r mr- i There were four fouare yards of it. went la. ar.d he ordered and paid. -When we had succumbed to the'vw miirhl as w, 11 to l.d Wai . t 1 N T! NT ; Id N l'ACH !-.

and wheels. I looks up for a bal-' mnn' v. anJ tion't Ii:ir1 rah;fi '" ncl'ries a b'pitz wars spat.s. and hits

loon or an airship; but not s-oing

any. I steps oil tho sidewalk to invest la-ate. 'But I har a couple of yells and

im; it

,T- the ground in hi h spots.'

"Then this Mother Cary's chick "Solly puts sdx thousand dollars o? th" d'-s'-rt sifH dov.-n ly me and !n c-ntury bills in one iocket of his we hdi .-. convcrs itionfest. Te Tas ; brow n ducks, and tills of lading lor

Pf two men running up the str -et I tb.at h- v.vn n'.on.-y-p.orir. HeI lived! ten thousand dollars cn eastern In leather overalls and hlgh-her 1 ed in ranch ramps ad h:3 II-; a'.l hf i i,;tnki in another. Then I resume boot and cartwheel hats. One man j f op.f . 5ed to me that his s;;pr- tr.e j Tüidomatic relations with the S. A. 13 i or elpht fe t hii;h. with op'-n- j idea of luxury v. a- to ri into a. I.. and we bike in a northpluinbed Joints and a h art-t.roken : ramp, f i r. I cut fr.m a r.und-up, wrc,t. rl direction on OUT circultcast of countenance. He pick-? up! hobble his brains with a pint of raw i ouh route to the spice cardans of th'.

thS watch that has rtuck in the whi.--kv, arnl ;ro to sl.-en with lies ; Ya"' - e Orient.

"V.'e stoppfd in San Antonio Irr.:;

enou::h fur Solly to buy some

mud The cthr man. who Is little, i boots for a pillow. When this b irite-

with pink hair and white ye( ernes' load of unexpected rnor.ey came to for the empty case, and say. 'I win.' him and i.is j.ink hut p -ky i!-.rti:T. Then the. elevated pessimist tpe s Ut onr", and th y hi' d t!r-t.?sdves to

down under his leather ler-holst. rs and hands a handful of 20-lo!lar pold pieces to hia albino friend. I don't knorr how much money it was; It looked ß-s bi as an earthquake-relief fund to me. -TH have this here case filled up with works.' says Shorty, 'and throw you again for five hundred.' " 'I'm your company.' Fays tho

! td oldies, and eht rounds of drinks

for the quests and employes of tho

lean saddles with silver trimmings and white Angora suaderoa to be

slilnped down to th ranch. From

thh' clump of outhouse? calb-1 Ataico"'i 'ity, you know what happened to them. They had money to buy anything they v.-anted: but thy

d dn't know what to want. Th-ir I there we made a big Jump to St.

ldas of spendthriftiness were lim- 1 st. Louis. We fc'Ot there in time for

ited to three whisky, saddles, and . dinner; and I put our thumb-prints

trold watches. If there was .anything ( on tho register of the most cxJn the world to throw away forturv j pensive hotel in the city. on, they had n-ver heard about it. " N..w.' says I to Sully, with a

the high man. 'I'll med you at th So, v:.-n they wanted to have a hot "wink at myself, 'here's the first elin-i-'moked Dog saloon an hour from time, they'd rid r into town atid get a ! nr r-f tation we've struck where we now city directory and stand in front of j can pet a real pood plate of beans.' "The llttlft man hustles away the principal s ilo-.n and call up the i And while he was up in his room with a kind of Swis movement population alphabetically for free ' trying to draw water out of the pastoward a Jewelry store. The heart- drinks. Then th' y would order j pipe, I pot one finger in the button-

broken person stoops over and ta!: s; thre e or four new California s vddb's j h,do of the he ad waiter'3 Tuxedo,

a telescopic view of my haberdash

cry. " Them'i a mlphty slick outfit of liahillments you have pot on. Mr. Man says he. 'I'll bet a horj you never acquired the. right, title, and Interest in and to them clothes In Atascosa City "'Why. no pays!, b.lnp ready enough to exchange personalities with thia moneyed monument of melancholy. 'I had thi.s suit tailored from a special line of co itericks. vesturen. and paintings In St. Iouis. Would you mind putting me sane,' Fays f. 'on this watch-throwing contest? I'va beon usa.1 to s.-elnt: tlme-

from the storekeeper. and piny (drew hi map.art, inserted a two-.lol-

crack-loo on the sidewalk with 2')- Jar bill, and clor-a d him up again, dollar go'd pieces. Rotting who " 'Frankoyse.' says 1, I have a pal could throw his gold watch the j here for dinner that's been subsistfarthest was an inspiration of : jpg for years on cereals and short (lee.rgo's; but even that was petting stogies. You see the chef and order

to te monotonous. "Was I on to the opportunity? Listen.

a dinner for us such as you serve to Dave Francis and the peneral

passenger agent of the Iron Moun

"In 30 minutes I had dashed off a i tain when they eat here. We've pot word picture of metropolitan j' more than Iernhardt's ten full ef that made life in At.ascosa City look , money; and we want the nose-hags as dull as a trip to Coney Island : crammed with all the Chief Dewith your own wif. In 10 minute:: j verleg de cuis'ne. Object is no exmore we shook hands on an agree- j pens. Now. show us merit that I was to act as bis guide. ; "At 6 o'clock me nnd Solly pat interpreter and friend In and to th 1 down to dinner. Spread! There's

en seen like it since the

pieces treated with more politeness ; aforesaid was.v'iil and armur'ty. Ami nothing hce

sind est'?em except w o m o n's ! Solomon Mills, which was his name, . Cambon snack. It was all served at watcheH, of course, which by nature ! was to pay all expense for a month. ! one. The chef called it dinnay a they abr.so by cracking walnuts wltn At the tnd of that time, if I had . la poker. It's a famous thing

'em and having 'cm taken showing made good as direetor-i-'enoral or j among the pormands of the west

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M 'Mo and George. ho explains. 'are up from the ranch, having a fpell cf fun. Up to last month we owned four sections of watered prazlnjr down on the San Miguel. V-Jt along comes one of these oil prospectors and begins to bore. He titrlkes a gusher that flows out twenty thousands or mayho It was twenty million barrels ot oil a day. And me and George pets one hun-

the rowdy life, he was to pay me1

one thousand dol'ars. And then, to clinch the bargain, we called th" roll of Atascosa City and put all of

its citizens except tho ladies and

The dinner comes in threes of a kind. There was puinea-f owls, guinea-pigs, .and Guinness' stout; roast veal, mock turtle soup, and chicken pate; shadroe, cavier, and

lnors under the table, except one ! tapioca; canvas-back eluck, canvas-

man named Horace. Westervelt St.

Clair. Ju't for that we bought a couple of hitfuls of ch"ap silver

back ham, and cottontail rabbit;

Philadelphia capon, fried snails, and s'oe-pin and so on, In three. The

watches and ( grd him lit of town I idea was that you eat nearly all you

with 'em. We worn 1 up by dragging the hanrne ss-maker out of bed

can of them, and then tho waiter takes away the discard and gives

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