South Bend News-Times, Volume 37, Number 347, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 12 December 1920 — Page 36

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BLAZING THE WAV FOR GETTING ALL WE WANT OUT OF THE NEXT STATE ASSEMBLY. THAT '. .:.!. :t!v' dir.m r s-: he dab i fo- th- e'h-vn-bT of mm rr W dm sduy -r.io-r. if it ruii:i to licj'-.n of all th- 'iu':-.'i"r.s s h- 1u!el for cor.:-:id"r.'itl"r!. U i:.;; I . prove .1 id üv i nl!,'ht nimr. ur mernh-rs of th" n't: st it-s.-mbly fhouid K' Jo Iraii map :- we II pr-j ar d D "plus:," at 1 as for lhoa. thirds de.ire.-r, to o:: !iea"ts. Th r.' P to 1"- hear;:.- u h-ju-inir aid zonmc, track levation. str I c.'i r s r ic, pu'-lie uti'it i horn' rah-- hi!!, camty ha s i i t : i ? . h- .tlth am! sinitati n, automobile taxe--? and s ho-,!.-. I'.tit what a hd i.f j.eepb- on W. I -a. lib :,v., for .r.stanee. Would lik" to I;r;ow i-. v. e imatr.e, wh '. ; r.ur mcuh'-rs of th" .-tat- asstmb!;.' v ro durin-r tho p-c!ul '"S-.i'm !ast mjih-im'T, wh' n s' tale bill No. C37 was pa-.-' and w h-th"r th-y will nl.i" to t any ; c : t i ' 1 1 .n thi-i subj-'!, as the :;.-!. i- ; i j dinner prcd.-? It mishit, b.- 1N- u.-s" 1 mob-r the heading of .ctr t tr s-rvke, x ; j 1 1 1 - atiliths. er !:on- rule bill, bt.t wall it? This is one of th.- finest bits -f "ripper' h ?.s! itioJi. that ha.i h n put ove r .a thi.-i j-ectir.n for som little tim-. I : ; t : I this bill i rr pf i!r(l, W. I.asalb averr.i"'.- kick on til" us- of that thoroughfare for fr ittht, by th" South Shorint Turban lin--1. amount.- to about tip. müi'j a; Idckir.s galm! r tor." wall. Thi Is no particular bri f for the W. La.-alb- av. t ?-idt nt. Perhaps th- e-xiu-onc !- of bu -in .-s, th" !;-"i,;?m of fr'i'ht trat:.-;r.rtation to tiic luart of t!i- ,;ty, !. of iiioio 1 j ! ! l r t 1 1 1 to the .vhoh- comuunity than th" ;.'ic.- r . f iah-..! aü'l f recalom from artha'ak. y. li-'urb' .1 hy th- ias.-in oi" ht .ivy in:Ti;rba:i friht r;irc And what is tru- alont; W. 1-isal.o av. may also ) tru- of W. Washington av., ar.Tit tli frt iiht a .-tiviii . (( th" Xort'.i rn Indian i. Ail law", or pa:t of laws, i.u onJ'iit with this .-"'atutory riuit to "trar-.sjiort oyer th-;r rt-sitoctiv1 rr-ad.-f and alor.tr ar.d ut'f-u all liihway.. -'.r ' and a! y.J, r.ci-ur.i. d by such road, all lass s f 1 reicht."' ar.- r-ioabd. tlii.s t ', :dT irvtfnve that there was an t ii,crr-' nry. Now, of' rours", tlio l. islaturo h id ro timo n utUr with a housinc: law, or r. i.t Trohtc. rs, during Ii.it .'-ji"cial s-.s.--iori ; it w-H an intr'J'.oy Ut;;slaur calbd, wIkikvit anything cani" up that the dor.s did r.ot car.- to t:i k!r,r-to r-Mnody the tar. aw. It will be different w-;:!i the coining- r-ular s-iiiii. Hence tids eni nui n ion of beaJ citizens, wi'di r'uir new repre: er.tativ, c.s and r;. w s. nator, at th.o ''hauiber of Coiniati c-, to ajptis-- lh in of th.!u"al trend of mind. It is to be a sort of "third houv " tire-as1 inbly lobby. Ainl aft-r that; we:!. !hn rons Iho lobby that will med to storm the Viri.ative hali.s and surrounlin--r ei rrilors, to s-' ihat th" asetiihlyinen ilo r.ot l'T.t; that 'niiliiiiL,' is not i'ut over on th"iu while th. ir on"-track i l",ds are tryir. to rrnv-nib r; s'-.i:i"thin like th.-.: intrnirt.au fit!i;Tjt. i.ilt that slippe.l ,y wlüb th s- s--.on coiiUl tlilnk only of tax m asuir s The lobh! Huh! r.ut for that ma- Ii hat. d institution the average state legislator ne er would p- t . is.- to what is j;-. itr.f: on; would ru v r know th" kr"0(i, or had, from the indiit'er.-nt. or from ary other relationship. We would liki to siu'.-'t now thai It r.''retahle that there is no organization ie. Soutii JJrnd, repr s.nt:r.-r the j. ojde, a.s the .'ia:nler of C'omnurcv rprts-rifs to th..- busiu-'-s inl( r .st.-). to i all in the n w .iss.-nihlyri.t n, and the bl. and Port of tutor them ( n uli.it the eomm-'n ca.ple want. That ha always h-cn th.e trouble in -!at and n itior..' li'ation. Th" . ojde, as th? ople. hae r.o special iateia sty. o-, a. to i:rind. ad in the junibb- of lesri.-l.itive öinners. lobbyists bout th". f-iate- hous, and cor.ceturutior; of miti 1 an tli:- or that, their r pr sentati s and senators. :t thithor as tlu lr s-rvants. so-n forget theni. Th" Ir iri-!j tl ve tiinc.er oa'ht to ho a ?;oo.l t!;im .:i that for after all the Chamh. r of ( Vmmcrr o nieml'.-rs are only e-p1e, an-J they have a i aar.ee to look their rer.ta -.nt:ttia s i. r au how.

SCHOOLS FOR NEWLY-WEDS AND NINE RULES FOR HAPPINESS. Bin-mi:, far better, than the v.-hool for l;.wh'A'ed.s, (stftMi.-'hf.i i y the n itor of an Kvanstor, 111.. hurt h. is th" bit f a!vh-e iven out by a l. : : if-, ;i few d ivs aco. Tin re i.j ;.iore to nt itrnnony !(n:i materialism; mor- tii m adh- ta x.Cx. to the onv . ntioraUt!.:.. I);J it (vr strike ym. when 3cjrc h-fni:.' to or.ieono rail aKains; tlte il of divorce, that th" e.appy marriisTe. a.s p',n il to the unhappy, h t.? v r really liad its fair share of publicity? If (;".o of jour r.-iltbers down tla s'n... ins i i.i'iu'y ruckus, the h.I- to-.-, ri ki.ow it ton.er-"--k, but If all the ot'm r folk in the hh-ok jit i nuii-t, h.appy rv-Miii;:: at home, -. one the r. It not so ijtijM.rtant t';..t a ouide l httcd for a eh etlur, a" that th y r:ak- :h-ta-.-lv-s fit f.-r a(h othiT ence ihiy'r.' nta-t hd. A -l jr.: it!."; on.so.f to nn intimate cm;1 r:: mi i th oth r s x that's the hard thine. New th- l'ritJsh v.o,l, V, JA tl.oja,'". ;s :u th s our.try with h.ls w!fe. II ;s an . ; i: on bu. . curt--hln an-1 r.tarria.e. Whib l;e talks ;o bi ; auilb-nee , bis wife ?f,vs liLs bat to.'.- t :i attd u'.-fi'S in his ;,- htity. Tliat doesn't mean she lrt-:.'t an oc "a - :.': il though; about her husband's- pri::::;- i'i;, lars if. 1 fact. Mrs. Coorit" tohl s'Mm- Chi -airo r port- rs h nwn hl a, an I c ive th hi r. ine rttb s ca how t hapr.y. though married. Th y'ro pretty ;; od. II .ath.y arc: Pi. r.ct op. r. a. h oth- "'- .'.-.ail. You ky.:-:?u io t li'ie its ront nt-. A wom.in sloevibl o- a r.a'.ly ( l'- ir' i: r Vi w, her was an t hi':- h.ats. If you must be ft auk. bt it l e in iTiv.ilc. ' nco a d. iv a husband .-itoaid say to his wife: -I .m." da a day a w.f- sh. i.bl .ty to ha v hu-har.d: "Ho v. cv-r you are'" Ibs are r.-i .'""', t at ou au t-x t;uci ate a little, a? In co-.n t.-hip.

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h it'd t.i ! i.;.i!T.f.l to ur wif.-.

rr !:;emb r it is biid for l.:v to hi m.-.rrb-1 t ycu. Find at c a tl. io-t.. ym-. :t if -.c irir.. or cv :n is mot fi ctlv . I or:e your part r.. . " tlm s s vci ar. ! then h'-e tk- aoo'ini bj 'b. Th joUi.LT marrb d . op'.e of that llv -n' ccntTTLrati' a luivht b wors- th .u take thi ru! - with ihem n 'i r. th.-y :r e, t th:- aft i !i n. Th y T; t :very Sunday. Labt b tr.ak'y thty d:.scas-d tl:e "x.c-

("' fily for a hou.o," r.r.d the pastor, th'-ir instructor, trior cxpr s.- 1 hi::. self ;:s hvllfin? that the d;itr .f t.c.r.s r.f n.o b rn li:", ured yotm;' p.-op!.- awa'.' from th.. h-mf- il r.l, and b d thm to boarding hot; -- s, f;jj r.il.i-.l ai.a.'tin'.nts, and other make.-iiift a rra re nts. I'.ut h-s jouu; peopl.- inl'omud him it w : r.-.t th- di.-tiactian?, bn: hih rmU and th- . - L of o a it: t . .a ::: ir a home, wbi- h made th" troub'e. Tl.-there f. db.u 1 d di. - u-si-.n.s ,n i-urmountl vz th. .s. di.T.ctilti a both I y privat- ff ort and civic asar , and some su iro .- :i -ns a.- to c s-'ablishins" s ")-. n-hu- .ndariLs; as to v. hat i or is not truly worth .h; i.i 'ia-. -T am Work in IIo"m Mikir'" til-1 rubject for -?-d. 's t. '-'tii and in tio (ours.- f the year every problem which v s the uti Ii o -s holder will be handled, if that is po-"ible. such a class, under wis ? b ub rship, may asiiy b com- a valtiahle forte in the community life, for in the sound solution of thproi : nts of the family lb s the answer to, the divorce prob', m t'tid the safety of the state. However, we -tili want to coram nd .Mrs. W. L. Georpre'f, nine rub s and would like to be present at the open discussion.

PUEYRREDON BACK IN ARGENTINA. SiiXuK rii:VUIti:i)ON will have to try arain if h- wants to be the real sensation of the league of Nations assembly at (JVnev.i. Prcs't Wilson's ri fusnl to .'.nd unofficial delegates to participate in the LoittU'1 debate.-? 'or advise at the deliberations of lvalue commissions, has relocated the s'enor and his spectacular withdrawai from the league fr into the background. Tin- reason is obious. The President was riht, the United States not be-ins a number of the lVaue, .and the- people having tacitly voted nt to become a memh r of this Hea-ue. while Argentina la-ins a member, merely played th" part of the small boy, and showed It rj hand too plainly to .admit, of any deceit. The Argentine deb Ration, folding their tent like the Arab ami quietly Mtcadjnfr away for home, bids fair too to meet with a reception quite as? cool ab the weather that marked its departure from Geneva. Outside the pro-(J rmans the movement i.-i regarded as ur warranted, bahylike, undii dornatic, fooliii, and a numbrr of other things. It is precisely ;os if the congressmen reptasrntimr one of our state.-? should walk out of the house of repräsentatives an 1 leave Washington la cause the housv had not seen lit to ac cept immediat ly proposals made by them to amend the I'liitt d States constitution. Tb- assembly had not turned down the proposals in question. It had merely deferred action on them, alons with oth'r proposed amendments, in order to Kive Horn prop r eorp-dderatlon in committee. They will be brought up at the second meetine, nxt Hummr, when the assembly hopes that tho l'nite! S'tates wil! participate ir. their discussion. It is possible i ha, what Argentina asks wiil he granted sooner or later, but it will not 1 granted heeaus (d' bluster and co-ercion. Under the tre-umstancr s th.e criticism to which r-'enor rueyrredon ami his as.-ociates have been subjected at Geneva is deserved. As one of the European delegates remarked, no legislative body would tret anywhere if its me nbers were to walk ot;t whenever their proposals failed to receive immediate appro", a 1. It should he Ohsen- d that thus far. at least, Ar;: min t has not withdrawn from the leafrue. Nothing has happened except that its! delesr.tion has left G. n a. Whether formal notice of withdrawal fron; the L.amu- will bo served is doubtful, in view of the criticism that S nor I'ueyrredon's headstrong action has arotiscl in ai- own country. Some of th" hadimr Airt r.tiii" ne-.vspaji.. rs are hiirhly indignant. The Xaeioii of Ihn t'.os Ayr. s says that tlie deb aition was "scpa with a mysterious mission whose olij.ct wa.s to iI.cäIi' th.- v.-or Id." that it "declared itself the champion of German disast, r ' and ordy succeeded in making Argentina a participant of that di-a.-.e! Th.-n eon.-hidt: "Tli.. country remains in an attitude dan'-r-ouly uncomfortable, responsibility for whi.-h the uov.-rnm nt cannot share with the p. ople, b it.tiM' it is th- result of secret dipb.unaey " Vis, "s-i r t liplomacy," inlulireil by the Argentine authoi iti's in acn emt-nt x itli Germany, to do Germany's bidding and let Artrentin.- take the eons. 'pa nets in iuternatiomtl c)ntcinpl tital disi'tHpcot.

HOLLAND NEXT REPUBLIC. -T-iniKll was more tlmn a little uneasin ss aiiun.i; 1 tlie alli. d diplomats during tin world war over the attitude of Holland. The Netherlands kept its I a'sith.m of r.cutrality admirably, but it was; hard I " for-:: t thit tlie o,u. tit's consort and the h iress anI aunt's lather was a German prince. Should the balanc. of pow r in I hi rope, now s loos. ly .-wir ricK, catapult the continent into another bloody war. the Ihttih lo no int nd to be caught nappin--. A sp. e;al p r 1 : i me n t ary t-omni ittee has just drawn up some n w provisions for tlie constitution that ar,- i'h.minatiasr. Anions lln-m are the (xclusioti from the throne of all those; ".vboi't ..horn :h re 1; r.o c rtiinty of their sharir. -: th. imtch p. ople's natural f.a 'in--, ami who ar not i.oi'.i.ai.ioi witlt Holland's internal or: d i t io i. s. " Tl. .t is a blow atntcl at th" Hole r.z.olb. rr.s. Ti e oi'.-ruitt. "-''ts lurtlur. It proposes that if th ..at--n at-.d I'riiw - Juii.m.1 lb without further lsr re. a:; I r.o so ore.n fu;'ill;:"cr the necessary cndi-te-ns can le found, th n ih-' constitution shall be 1- ft rj'.ai for tb.e eJioi.-e cf another form of government. It i- s"ii;:'.i::.in: that aii the r,"v "Vcrnnuditsi i-s-t.d h.-h.-d in th- last ,. u.irs, with minor exception. 1mm n rtpubh if the Hutch cl;a:-.?o. they wi'l j-.ssun-d y cho,.s- that form. Tio- Hutch are probably as l.ttb i.pt r 1 b t:o- monarchy as any Ilu-rep-an p.a. pie. Yet it is c:u'oir.iiir; to see that they, too, are filling that tiny fatter to liberty, though i: 1 e lhht, is a f tt r. They, too. are Lujinnin"; to reaii" th.it "all nu-n arc cr ..cd er.nl" so far, at least .s polith il rich's are o- no rm d.

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DESERVIN' REPUBLICANS

Ther's estimated f be 2 4.000 Ifpublictin ofiice s eker.s in each o th states o th' union that have Ptot bright new yeller f'uit rasas an' are Kittin ther afftiirs in shape t' i;o f W.'ishin'tnn litv-r-n too.- -i 11' f iri-h

j 4th. O course th quotos in Nevady

an' Arizony may be only somethin'

like eighteen or twenty thousan. an' th' representation o som o' tli' remote southern states may fall below that mark. Hut it is safe f estimateth' total number o U'publicans that feel that ther entitled t' somethin' at considerably over a million. I'rob'ly a lot o' cantonments 'II be erected alone; th Potomac t' house th' office seekers till each one's ras kin be properly con-

l number o votes cast fer him in this

sidereal an' tli' elimination process carried out with as little sufferm" as possible. Fully equipped hospitals '11 be maintained t' car fer those that m't mangled in th' rush, an' over'thintr '11 ho done for th' comfort nn' well liein o' those who so unsvltishly wis-h t' servt? ther country. I'rob'ly later on we'll be adis- l as t' where t Frml warm knit socks an' sweaters. Th drawin' ler th' 2",000 federal jobs by th' 1 .eOL'.oOO ntri s '11 prob'lj- consume th' better part of a year, so th' wet d.ia' out process '11 be tedious an' accompanied by much hardship an' many heartaches. Th' Kmporium has sold al suit cases since Hardin' wuz

elected, that figure bein' exactly th' town, an rxcclly th number V applicants fer th' pustothc.. It is said by those in u position t' know that th' pustollice is likely t' pro t' any one ' th' lollerin' live candidates, hut that will in no way interfere with th' plans o th' whole SI f j-o t' Washin'ton an' be on th ground: Pony Mojps. Miss Tawitey Apple. .Toe Lark, Tell lh'nklev an .Miss ame Ioon. Although Miss Moon played th' base drum at th' Cox 'lub room she voter fer Hardin' by mistake an' feels entitled V recognition. Tell I'.ir.kley has alius been an ardent Tl'publiean an' has shaken hands with S'mator I1ev'ri.le an Henry Lane "Wilson an other biir

U'ptil-iicans hish in th councils o' th' party. INmy Mopp-- swunp his wife t' ilardin' after an excitin' campaign an' is a well-know;; checker expert. Joe Lark used t' be a hir Il'puldican. but has dwindled down t' 120 pounds in th past eiht y.ars. He knows Hill Ilajs personally. Miss Tawney Apple belongs t th' younger an' more afrirresive winr o' th party an' never vot l f r any one but Hardin' in her life. She is th' ticket seller o' th Fairy Grotto picture palace an' is peculiarly adapted f meet people an' make change. Th' pustothc.; pays $200 a year, an' when operated in connection with a iirar stand or pool tabb-. makes; a dandy steppin stone f Kreat r thin.es.

Sunday Observance Hallabaloo Mere Waste Of Energy

iiv Ainiiri: ir. m:ii. Tlie hullabaloo that is h intr raised apainst proposevl federal legislation touching ohservance of the Sabbath i.s wastte of ;n rp:y. I'xeited peo;lo pndVss to discern in the movement, which is md at all new, an attempt to prevent hy constitutional process any activity on Sunday save attendance at church service. This is sheer nonsense. "While it is not to ho denied that there are sum'? zealots wild would carry tsahbatarianism hy statute to the length indicated if they could have their way, there is no reason for alarm on the part of the more liberal mimled. A preat ileal of unnecessary labor is performed in all states on Sunday, if you demand a strict definition of necessity, but the vary trenral observance of the day by com-

MRS. SOLOMON SAYS-

By Helen Rowland Being Confessions Of Wife 700th

Cleaning Out of Criminals Only Scattering Them

HY MARKIIAM TIU'KsTON,

Law-abiding c itizens of very com- j

Alas, alas, my Hauiitei-, how ine"; r.r.d in th.- secret meeting- cf ' muni,y m;iy -'t-d on to -iv.

shall a woman satisfy the demands, the m-n'.s clubs she is denounced as ! their approval t the efforts f law- j

and likewise fulfill the ideals and

pleas the hearts of men? For. behold, from the pulpits, the Ili-'h Hri-'-sts have declared that marriage is woman's sublinu-t vocation. Vet, if a, damse Jrclareth openly, "I yearn to marry." she is called hold and "unwomanly"; .and her nam.-, amongst bachelors, is "Mantrap." Hut if she dcclareth openly, "I scorn to marry. and da sit e only sinKb- blvSsiainessl" she in called "unnatural": and her name, unionist bachelors, is "I'dutTer."

If sh s.-eketh to capture an hus

n n aar imeieso- as, a i uua x , - - hnuil ;;d(,incth hvVst.lf u ..harm

:- 1 , . , . : ; jt; nien: if -im the unteth

lilt . win oe a j-,ieai expansion .o. secular activities on tiiat day. Ae-co-mm.dation cf strict church people themselves 'demands a vari-ty of s Aviees now that were wholly unnecessary :i few years a;o. The necessities of omni rce lorhid the curtailment of transportation for even a few hours. If all the wheels

stopped turnipe; on Sun. ay the busi- J

lit ss week would be reduced to hss than six days and w question if the most arm st advocate of a puritanical Sal bath would consider that advisable. n the oth.-r hand. th r is a de

cided sentiment in America against

"tiie modern menace."

It a matror wax"-th fat. lo, :t iv "her own fault, ' and s-he is a "jok." Ve. if she dieteth, and banteth, and ma.L.-cth to Keep her waistline, she. is vain old fool." If she perm tteth her hair to turn sii'ay, she ist .assee." rut if she tnneth its course to "rd." she is "deceitful." If a wife doolar th hrself perfectlycontent with .or husband, be-

i -nforc metit oftici-i Is tt 1-reak up r-

i-aniz 1 crim .and to bringt ! puniohment .as many persons as possibb- i anion? those who ar enatra-d iti j violation of the laws. I tut dspit-j thj desir. to ohtain th- arr st and

unishment of eroolcs d any and all forms of activity, there is more r less doubt that periodical 'Vlean-

! ups" in the larger citi . do very

much more than seatt r otTend.-rs temporarily int oother c itnmuniti-s. wI;to they await the time whe l

hold anion!,' (he worldly, sh..- is they may safely return to their old

shrued at, and called "easilv

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h.iunts.

(haisades of this character ar b. -

I.Ut, if hi? avow th hrs- lf dis- in? watol in Chieaco, Cleveland.

satisfied with matrimony, ami IMfsburtr and a numb.-r of otlnr yeario th for a. "sottl-ct.m pardon." , lrtrue citi.s. with the result that ;ui-

tho cheek and s.io, teneth the säirt. sh" , ls V'1 'lwn 10 th" hiv sh - is tailed "Vamp" and "Siren "I ,,'KS of the 'formers, and calle and "iKdl" and "Si att. i hi aiu " ' "' -sth ' turn ei scenario write-

Hut If -he weareih cmloitahb-1 4.,f r! mnati talketh and chattercarnuuu:. and i-.tion ho-v; if .-be,ln' hhisU-h tHe ears of men. oroapeth her hair and s,,.rneth. I 11 rnnalneth silent, she coouetrv and t iee-mecd. n.. I ti f: Us-t il tl'a-ir snisnieior.s.

01H...1 !., i- tt-o.- . 1 -i-';..i .1 ii 11.1 10. ' tii- piaqiosed action ot the- pole-- b - .ili-o 1 0 i tnin'. aral Lhuhte.l If sh lauheth and dis-pb.vf th a ..." . , . , 1 ;, ; , :. , j ,1 , it. in-" it-.i M-.r- ii-.t.,-- e i.,r, 1 v.. .1 ipartrnent. and it is laimtil that tinI I'U. aiil .Man . . (( . .' 1 Tl . 1 ' --. 10 lnmo- .In. fr i'h 1 n.. 1 i 1

"Ft.ak." And the titters of thelm.-n.

iia.K': Iii..-, won uif les uii ui.u an- I

k j morons arrests ha- been m a . I

1 i omtarati P.' f w .of whiclt iiav-I

b-en of pi r.Mins s !i are foremost I in plan nine; crime r most tlanu. roiis j in carrying it out. It is usually j found that tlie 1 ir orot.ks have friends who tip them oh' r iranlin

i v;is done in CIev-land. and some .f j

.-..lof.-l ..-I li. !.,',.-.; ? 1 ! . .me ame was iinni.-n io -.--,

lin;K ; V 1 M . :t " ,c;,.-th, she etiri.Ui;,,,,,, the hunters v n before th

If sh. clinteth Mu.-he'h, atal demambth that a. ja.an sliall xs.ah

up-n h r. anal suport hr, sh" j cilbd " M . llusc" an' "lb r::u "-

n: hunt was inaimura ted.

If she belir-.a th all th.vt a tiian ' Some persons may wonder whv it

telleth her, slie is "soft" and a j is that these crusades auainst rim-;

"fool."

what is L-rmed th- "conti'iental ' a-.l f',"1,11 lhV -,Ll t.rr,"1 ff thr V,J- J

Sunday." lJ.elie.ious luople h.aee m imnopoly of this. 'e i. lay b sure that it will b- potent to prevent any

dcided chtine in prtsviit Sunday conditions. Lib raliatbm of the day

en's (.bibs, -he is cknuuttitd as

"mid-Victorian." Hut if sh- ai ne'h her own living, and packeth i-r own trunks.

and cho.iseth her own politic- and

If she 1. lb th lioth'ur be t lleth bir, she is "ha 'd" and a "cynic."

ein. ein, 1 1 i.- no u ; - i a i . iu

inals are usually accompanied by a shake-up of the polio departments! of the various oui-s, tin- conclusion ,

of many bcin that th.e poije. ha j

I ...o t. ..,, j , ... .... iw.- T,..,oa

I. , "Il-.l. I--.11 ,1. IL, .1 IL 1. 111'-. r I"" 'I ' o a. w omant i . ., - . : ; . . 'm the inforcemei.t of the laus! r.ut. al l-, it is cxcxdii,;' uncom-i frr,m (.,y t,, d;(y. Why .-hould on- I for tabb-1 ditions in at.v cit.- he allow -.1 to'

of rest will come only r .-pensive to I rutin ah h. -r own mot.,-.- Car, slo- js j S.-iaii' reach the point "when a radical;

the demonsttaUd needs ot the " .vw. am -u. ami un.-mm-i ( Coj.j rn,ht, ln.'O.)

people.

COMMUNITY HEALTH IS EVERY BOOTS PROBLEM

Hy LYI.H I l'HIi.MONT. Timre is not a person in this town, or the country ither for that matter, who is not vitally concerned it;

Reflections of a Bachelor Girl Th" ' last uord" m dailies ticular r-'irl. as it v.ouhl be for him "Nothing." J to s t his heart on a p-t hulelredI a. ao. i o i

I io mi 'a oiil.

eb-an-up is iie ssary '.' Tli.-rc ioU -t. b something uronc with a sst-mi

i of law-enforcement or lack of it-, I that enibb"? criminals to carry 01 I th-ir- work until lh y beeotne si

bold that public opinbm forces tin; ofticials to t.ik drastic action in an) effort to provide relief.

l' rhaps, th n ason why th" j

sound of the w,-d im- mar .di iv,s M;tn-S ,,)V,.: 1lank ,-anvas on

the health of th community, it is woman t hat soamn w c-.-py r t imK hich a woman p)ins all h r mvimportant that the most ri.id Hani-is Inlt lt .ls o.ien the dirK' et j uu? illusions about her.-alf.

many mtnvn iiit.sans ami tn-i

tary reuia.tion.s should have force

not only he-re hut in every city throughout this country. For epidemics of di.--as can be kept ti a minimum. They are the greatest

wasters? of lift

requiem of so nian- boyish dreamti. Wom-in Is the poetry of man" ,. .. , meanir-e;. r.o d ubf, that the h ss U 1-- almo-t as .lirtiealt t per- 1 , n.. ., v.... ;n iw n

? . . .. ..,...-.- ... . . 11 ...... .1 ....... ... ... 1 , 11... 1 ...ii v

. a a . a 1

hi:; llirta

baehelor to tll ou about I n,vstt.rious. snrnibcant, and wonder-tlon-a it is to mik. a ,ui h.. thinks h. r.

A pre-war estimate hy a leading , maiia-d man kp .-iKnt about hi. ' anitarium plans? th' avirajr val-ae ; ! a loveablo wonv

inn -ITT 1 i." 1 ai. It-

The flattery with which a woman I a i,eiovc,l. fore ver. Hut the. vam

a ! r.-ual. s a man la I'ore marriaire, he

of a human lif as ; " . tt 0 0 . and th

.iii-r.T'.. i'ost of medical atter.tio

aral luirsir..' f;if- for cad. cas- of j l';,I,s ' h-'inration ; the truth v.hi. li tvphoid fever, for instant es, as $2Ch i f'ds Iiim aft r marriage, h.On this hasis in one small town pi-j C tlU "loiaemati-ui." derive .", "1 i-ast i of tvnhniil rovt St 1 1 - I "

(001 ..r,a io n.-l.Hfinn (ho of vital ! -: , ;in -pCt lVf tO hlo.S-

cnpital because of six deaths- va: s-m ana llou or. if he k-a ps fon vr A hoA):X on th If course is

jo j-f.,, j ui,:ai;.-, u up ana uanspiunur jl. This is a lot of money to ! taket; j . I

out cf a community. 1: is really; t i.ov-sa iomc, ci a-tto-mt i.xicanet p'.-d busiricss policy to let sucn ' Ut ,: .v;'.1.:,il ,Uv' :ll''y, rn'';"s - ir;;in A man's id -a of "pr.--rvin the thimts happen. Public health isiart tooni in the b.-;nrin and :x ur,u.s is appa.ent!y to tir.d out

narchasabb.. Within r.atural limits - ,:,'':i -1- j-oojiu m ia.- n.u. wha s-

every c.-nmiuiuty can determine its

and morbid (les.ro to 0 on beimr a "ne.artbreak.r" tnd a siren, after cn.-s fiirtin.r aa.s are ver lhal i.the real traireti." of ai'e. which no

I u i m o i u -,iaio t. c ji iiiii.i-,a-v ,

Wdrth two a rot: nil t he h.Mvt on iiii!a morn m -;.

FARMERS ARE HARDEST HIT OF ALL CLASSES

Jiy lKVIN(i WIlsT.

Of all oor.omic ela.s-s, th- farm-' t rs a:- liit hard' st in the r adjust-' tnent of vaiu.-s. They a.-. thorough-' iy justified in kit kin'.;, if anyl.ody iJ. Cor.sid'r th- fact that within a few months, what. c rn. oats, cot-i ton, hor, and some othr lci'liri,' .tajil'.s have dropped to 1 ss than; fa p.-rcent r.f th- pric- th"y had' beu c'inuiia ndinu'. The fa rii.-r' in-; com f. r the y. ar ha b -u cut in half. Nd wa i;--ea r nrs, hardly a:;' salary-workers ar.d few merchantsor manufacturers are sr badly off a 3 tb.at. Cor.?tdr ..'.so that s far. t Ii-r .s

! httie . a tie- oth-r sbb- ui th- 1. d-r

to ma'-.- up f..r th

e iOS-.

Whil

own U ath rat

It ?s ra tin.es as liard fo- two

Modem health method include ! P-'bb- to ba-k -heartbrok n ' at.

farm r has h ilf, -r ie.--s than h df.

ide of a e'i stjon his wife Is as rnuch for his product ,ih h- ird

tin. and th. n to take ihe opposite j last par and ep.ct-d tr k r- this

siae, just to ke ; it from sair'in.-r. !var, and in ' u m l'r.'HS cas. .; . -

infant welfare, child welfare. pre-

parting, aft r a. tr.o-lon-draw it-ctt '

ventation of communicable tliseas-s

. ! love affair aa it is fr

.-mall boy

! -d th t ''itatic? of the eomm n -it v

Money inve s-tt d in public h. allh rt c,-: 1 c11

pays a dividend to every no-mber f-

. to look anno. .. d at the seitnd (

th- fiimnnnitv. hi:i !':(:: o?i.

.x v - - - .......... - ... f r ...,.nt.- i-C! T-ot .IT'W- '-l-f T.-1H- ' ' I-1-. "

mon.-v t spend n the r.cc ssities ; h lt r f woman can m..ke I j t?ii ilr-. o f..,. bf, cito?, e l.rc

i li.vitr.s r.f ' to 1 .ti r r w-M nt- ' '''' "ee. "-M"."

Many a diploma.tic man ha.- made

. ' j his marri.ve a bed of flowers, ju.-i i toe j ;,v jUaiciousy tossing hojqrtts at

; hi- wif 's fc.-t. A . omar. will j;o on p. eiiau' on.or.s l'oreve r, for a man

t ... ;.. . v. . ...i.i. - . .. 1 - .

io.t- i-, in it : uua-ii u . uiii .ii 1 i i ..a, . .

. . 'Will. U i". ,.l.l I- 11" C'ilS. .1.1-4 barb mak. s a man h..nK ; n, r how beautiful they make

he happen- t

- . T- i . ' f r-i l -1 w : il t , vr i r iv

I IeaU h i.-' a business proposition. " lh" ol'Hr Äl"vI

o la- i

lea.ll bored with

It j-e-ms t..o b id that th radicals

cm rat be placed on an i-1 md ; :a:in . jf 5;

Win n the -.vi:. of ho- i ra the

-', if a won. an talk? s

To seme w amcn. "1 '-ve'' t. r-pir tr b"- merely a paisionate !: iiv to

i make a 'nan srry h- v. ..s i , r bort..

somewhere and permitted to work i raVa:es li

".j bores a

if she ket p- sil nt. she -'

out tn-;r sc;:::. es i.j: on themselvisi.

mi: i:

laughs. she-

Old Dobbin, who could be kept in ! the- road without tcuidincr. had some-

;t i.t 4 ' ".4 .4. i- I , .

ist rat. s him. Ir f i"t th--

than it c.st him to produ"e tlie stuff. '

he is obiii;' d to pay nearly as rau' h. .as i v.r for th.e things he has to buy. As product", he i.i first to la i;: by th- r -adjustment of prices; as, ( nr.sumer. h will l e about the last to cfj " the '.H.-n fit intend d by tha r adj;:s;m r.t. H- is dou'-ly pr s-ed. II- has to 1I at th- ru;n- : ou.-Iy b-w- prices off-re -! 'nim. pnd h- h.os to buy at the ruinously h.i'-h ; prices still d mantle.'.. Standi:? at; both erals of th' economic trinity, heis preyed on doubly hy middlt in'-n they take their toll of what he sells; a r.t! what he buys. t

Farmers may lo-" mom y nr. irj re than !- rron if th v d'.-r. d n

I

de can .'. :.- to . varort.te.

thine on the automobile for court-! All this will L- straihteia-d oat ,

it; th p.r.i; run. Thir.-s always ar. . Hut don't blame tlie f.irri': f' r

1 . . 1 4T-1 L

only j l' I''

I.:ve th r

A re.-ourc ful woman will f;ntl .' .-ttim-r "h t up" in the m irtim-

m - r

th.:.- or th.e next cott.ress for rtdb f. iba !. v.h.o u vor to

-i'i a' s... a way of putting the blame on her

himself hath ' u"t",in'1 ,1: " n" i

i dress th it

The Mtxicarts are n ot th

I il. ".Vy hte v.oul t rr,..k- a

c:i.v , . c-. r.ario

mx'vie i l'1'-' s ii.-appcintin.LT.

I'ccpl' who should be r.ci ar.it d to a', an don their meanness and j--o to work.

X':.o,v would want to er.-, t

m -nun-. nt to there would be luij them

I

Th- r-ase is probably hopebs if

W. man's lo- A imc" m rror. i J- k Frost omnrt Indue- the mod-i-. whkh a man may beim Id hi.n.s. If ! era woman to dtess ser.s.My. r.lr;n:.ad. de-riiit d. and deihed. j

1 ou rani ax ;oer jicij-aaeio. "i

Thy i;r:a!'y hav- r.-a- n for c rrplaint. and just now they hive far, more tli an i.-ual. !

the pr fiters. 'at! It .voul 1 be aim .st as im iblc I ev.-ry .ieacen of the church until r.o objections to bury- j fer a woman -ehaimer to i-oi.o -n-! y..u know the kind of attention he 'träte all his affections on on par-iis giv;ns to his cvilar.

The id a of letttmr w.-ll r.ourh alone never occurs to some folks until they hae ir.tiv'd it up.

Th man who jm- out for th (

purpose of buyimr rnoonshin should be c-rtain his insurance polcy Is on straight.

Weather Runs To Optimism Or Pessimism

nv FKANKIJX D. itor.r.Rs. It may not he permi-sihle und- -the rules ,f formal h-ch- to say tha". rainy and bloomy das must ha'." their uses ir there would not be am huch days. Th Jccriciin would ?ur- -! :'.r.t something wror. with .-.; h an assertion. Uut thru, lif' is r. P'iial; an. I we may outwit il lo-jtcian l y a.-siitnine: some us s t these ti irk and dismal days. There is r.o nd to tlie excel! ' us. s which Mil h days imy s- : . To the individual and there miv such wl'.o I t",-s r.othir.t: be tter than t burrow Jo'.vn into th.e very depths of ib sp rab-ncy, th. y afford plortous opj'ortunity for th. is pastime. V.T. u tie- sky I. overca.-t. w h n it .-:. s as if the sun auld r.rvr. I.-vc r, shine attain, aft.r a two or thre' iiy

drir.b. our pl.t-.m disp ns r c'.::!.! to reach th. very h . iuht if h.is h appin ss by finding h.ims If in th- utmost depths of p.is drspoml. F'may th.-n rub hi- hatuls witli "b the wh.ile In -o ts h...s sm-wh.cre-the-sun-is-sh.ie.in.T neighbor with the h .-rin- in tH-tinu-: "Wonderful clay, isn't if. for dark deeds?" And our Follyannas. little onet ami his: one; our Mark Tipleys and Mrs. WUiTs. ami all tli- nsoiu'--er-w . f n. vi r-failim? e.ptimist With what utibounbd enthu: ista will they r s-dve on days lik th-s "to be lad." and "to com.' OUt strong and be jolly.'' liv they w.ll make vc n the dreary mist f.-.-l ashamed of itself. Those who are of a practical turn of mind will utilize laj s like th.-" to catch up with their correspondence, writitm' fure u.-ly the while thurir.zl. nelops th world. Or they may address tliemselve.t to the lonf--iostpon d tasks of clipping recjp. s and what r.ot-frora jub s of amitnu'ated maaziiu.s; or for the l.ith tim tliy may inv'ntory and arrantre th" rumniat,' in th attic. If t heir bent lis in this direction th y may m oer eirtht ilict n canceb l checks and an eijual numb r of stubs in an effort t locate th $ ' disc ropam-y h. two n what they think is their balance in the bank aid w h it the bank clerk reports it to h.. Delightful diversions for das of drizzle! Here and there we mav find an ti -dividual whose armor ed )hilosojthy has nt yt been w-t thriv.i;h b;. tids aqueous atmospher-. In a r -fh-cti mood, not unmindful of th rubs of formal lottic, he may h from his oftba w imlow out on world of mist, and eallimr tt min i the word.- of Abraham Lincoln, m: v remark: "For people who like th. sort of weather, this is about th sort of weather they oucht to lik." Which wa.ubl 1" juncture-proof h-pic.

KICKLESS CHRISTMAS DUE TO PROHIIUTIOS

IIV I.Ol'Ii: AI.I.IhMAV. It is ö'ointf t b" th ciri. st Christmas ever. There, ir to be norm o" th f-ld. familiar "kick" en m '.'hristmna food. Mince pie and plum luddin' ami cherries ami pea.'h and saue.? are safeguarded by a. ruling of the internal revenue bureau. Alcohol canr.ot b- u.- I i i 'lanufar timing eulinary product without a f-p-:al p rir.it from tl." government, and even th.rn tho aie oliol must bo leys than one-half if o.le pel" 't.t. The prohibition extends to domestic i ookim-r and hakim.-. Jut vln ("in b- S ua will b about It if a li"Usevif siir.s a tliitabl ft! b f I randy of sh rrv or hard cider int b r pi r pi;blinc i not cb-ar, but. i." h. to i'ce durc is d'-clared to I.iWfuh It w ill th-r-for ! a thorough':, sob r "iirioirnas. N'obody will l o ab! to .-; t i j t i i - It" into a Ato f into.M' atioii. Hut did anybody er do t hat V No doubt th-- food will be jj:-.t is'-.i without th- boo.., bat ;.-!' t this "ettia prohibition lowti rath r tin It is o u .-t ion abb:- wheth. -such cxti . ii.- rub s do not do m.! harm th m ,ro"d. by mal". im: peep'thir.i; uiir.i-i -s-.ii ily .tbout th- prohibited stuff, arousing r s ntm nt .

M'RSES ARE MAIDED TO CARE I OR SOLDIERS Ily Uli. MAM If. ALIU'M. Tu- mied States He iltli S r ic :.-!.- hundr-.is f r. urs. h for i'f-L-r.eral hospital wrk, atpl partie-i-larly graduate nurses for th; car of form r sohlb-rs 'uffc rir.tr f: ai :.t rvt as and mert il il.s' rd rs. Acordir. to a report is-jd .n -ra tif to- a."tri pip rs, the- n. is so itreat that it l- doubtful if tiierc- a r f-nnrh trait. d nurs r.o-v .ivaibib'.e in this couTitry to supple th. tl r.-. ind. The He alth S rvb ., arcordin'-dy, propo.-v s to establish a school f. r ntirs s in r.-r.ous an I n e-T.fni fli- ases :r. its h' n;tai r. .r l'hi! ..I -2; hi... il re n'ar- s wit"a ir'-n.-ril trait. im; n.ay t : I; ; s','.id coa rs-. "An app-'il is mab- to nur.-e- ' " na- f. -rw.tr! fr th.s work." f-.tjs a .-at n: nt :s-ue-l by the s rvi'-, f. r ;f tha tli r.ot b so, t':.-re s- n.s '.- no ..:a- to take th Ir place. Tl hospitals I,"-,..- .jj.erav-fi by th' Health s rvi ar- already ' .' r a:s-s .-hrrt. a t.! tii rvic- f i - 'be i.e. ;ty fr r opr..::. r .--.. rl r,...r- w.tia an inadequate fore.-. A . -;;; at:.::s slocihl b ri..ole to th S jrr r. (I n ral. I 'r.it-i Stat. I Ha!ti; S-rvic.-. Washi-.frU-r.." Th- s ; u u'--f ir r. shoub! appe'tl 1 ".h to r.t:r.-..s !a !y to take up the wrk as outhn ami to yj;;;' Witrn b'oltin f r a prof-s-ior. full T --i-i .ety. amp!- in cr-mpensati- r. a:..: r.ever crowde !. Ltv-ly irt'ere-st ur. i ti:- i p port unity for p-ublit sr.. a r. ff r.-l he re.

Th- :.r t!:,.s w h. r. a or.. lr.p in th- pric- r.f hr-ad cr !- Tr.rr- ir.t r st than a slump in th" pric- of Kr'V.rnr."ient bonds.

Thr- is thM difTr r.ce betw--r. i :.. -! -ov r man and a s lf-t.i .1 :n-.r. th- former r.-r tal-i.s aü tl: r-, , ,

It ;i a safe -a ss that th- l':-xl w'r.o ar.- ;, ttir cuh t eat ar th- t'.ly rr.i.s who are p'. a.- d with bul she. ni.

A r:'.ar. m;y f 1 hims if into th.' bepi-f that he i- C'oI in summer, tut he cannot r.i ik him-!? bet. eve that he ;. wann Ir winter.