South Bend News-Times, Volume 37, Number 277, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 3 October 1920 — Page 32

ONLY SUNDAY I'ArKIl IN NOHTHKIlN INDIANA. Mailed in S-uth Pen. 1 ns second elass matter. J. M. ?Ti:riir.NsnN. ru! di-d.rr. John IILNIcY ZUVr.R, Pilfer.

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Would You Vote Against League Of Nations If Whole Fighting Burden Were To Fall On Your Descendants In Case War Should Come From Failure Of United States To Join It

WVAWs tho iuf-tion submitted as it ought to y,f.v,it .-anr.nt h- as to whether or not thn m::M Ft.it-s s-houM ratify the Paris treaty and enter the Iague of Nations; were It fo-iblc to siitrr.it it after a fahie.r. that thosn who vote atair.-t It. or their defendants, must bear th hurder.y, military nr.d rdherwise resulting from such defeat, ;vhl!. thos who vote for it. or their df .--rr.Tnt. mn't bear sueh bur.b-ns resulting from the ratification. there wouldn't b.- a v ot against the League of Nations in the whole Fnitcd State except from militarist?, ar.-l th--.-. who profit from military ope ration1-. I would be a good test of tlio sincerity of those who are opposing the I.-ipic, and especially mothfrstoo many of wr.em are taking no trouble to Inform themselves on what it f!ar'.s for. except as they hear it from opposition wind-jamme rs. If they would hut athr themselves togcthennd look into th thing and the men are quite as rleivlict the women, th'y would at least discover rumerous rrnmlxs not to go to war, and machinery w ell cf t up, for avoiding war, while the opposition has nothing to off. r as a substitute; nothing at the most, but cli.i n rr -1 phra -' obu-ies. v, alleviate their bitter taste for anythlni,' Wih-onlan. Tut it mildly as you like, the Iairue of Nations is at bast a movement to prevent war. With tho PpoMtion to the League, as led by Sn. Harding nr.,ifr his interpretations, the movement is to leave things alone as they have been in the past, with no machinery whatever, save the machinery of force, tu rrrvrnt war. It 1 reaetionarism pure and simple; work of the ppostles of "Iai-e, faire" p'aying the masses of people for their dupe?. Should the IpRtio of Nations, become a fact with the United State in it as it has become a fact without the United States in it. in case of war or threat of war, resort to the economic boycott, ami League control over the furnishing of arms and ammunitions to recalcitrant nations, might interfere with the profiteering by militarists and arms and ammunition maker?, and of course, that doesn't sot ro very well "with the Deponts, the Schwabs, Gracei ;nd f'arjs. Remingtons and Winshestcrs. Under the league of Nations, Article XVI, thü boycott aimed at Germany when sho declared her obligations toward Fclgium mere "craps of paper," coubi not have been obviated by way of Holland, and neither could she have come into the Unite I States and fpent millions to maintain her war machine, as sho did indirectly through Holland, even after we pot Into the war, until Pres't Wilson finally put his foot down and shut off dealing with Holland. litre is another source o opposition to the lVaguo of Nations aside from tne partisan, and aside from the opposition to Article X. You seldom catch tho opponents referring to it. lest it attract attention to the source of their rat campaign contributions: these who fold to Germany through Holland, and who are mad at the president because he phut them off and because he had written Into the League covenant an Article (XVI that makes it the League's business to make effective a boycott against world enemies. The only reason that the boycott, or attempted boycott of Germany, was not effective to end the war two years earlier than it was finally ended in fire and blood, was Holland; the Holland which, pre-ten.-ively neutral, maintaining her riht to trade with Germany, continued to buy in the world's markets and then resell to the world's foe. The Dengue of Nations would put the clamps on Holland the war profiteers of Holland anil the war profiteers of other nationalities who profiteered through Holland. and, of course, that might Injure certain brands of American business. It might also prevent wars. So lot us po back to our proposition at the outset. Isn't It too lad that the thine: cannot be fixed so that thor who do not want this effort made to prevent war and bloodshed, should bear the burden cf the war and bloodshed; they or their descendants? On tho other hand, isn't it too bad that it cannot be fixed so that those who favor this effort to pr?v:r.t war and bloodshed they or their descendants. must bear the burden in war and bloodshed, should the effort fail? That is what the league of Nations is. An association cf nations to prevent war. Mighty few people, few mothers, and few father, who love their children and grandchildren, and great grandchildren, but would vote for such a Lracu." if they knew that their children, grandchildren cr great grandchildren would have to do .ill the jihtimr. support the U.ed Cross, buy all the Liberty bonds, and shod all the blood that mii-'ht result from the f.iilure of the United tat- to y w it. They wouldn't want tho cur, s of those children. grand children or great Kfändehüdren, brought down uon thiir load; born of th, ir grc. n-eye I partisan votes. They mUh: know, just as well :is those favoring the lau Know, if instead of relying' upon partisan claptrap they wuld take the trouble to infurm thcm.-elvts. thai the League s ts up the best line of machinery thai could possibly be deis.d f r tho pre ntion of war imperfect in

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fectlvents than t:o m a hiru : y at all. Which in the rr.ison. an 1 the only reason, that the I ague opponents s c.ircfal'.y avoid placing tho Ijapue text l-i fota- ih ir mbr o dupes. but inst, ad niispaie. and ?:-.ir. pr sen: it, keeping It cor..tar.tly in th.e !ark. Such vituperation, jrtvarlc.atlon and fr.tu 1 was ?.t..r 1 efir. attempted upon the American p pi. . and p. rrr.it us to submit the question, are people who will in dule in sucii r.uihcd?, wi:!i r f. rip.ee to v.. serious a matter, hi to bo iruste l with anything ? The leaders of the republican party are pi:r--air.: tin i r campaign, on tho basis cf anything t w in. r -'.irdlt.-s of principle, truth. Air. r;o.ir.ir:j, -r a:n thir. Is. save the gratification of th ir l-.ate and tiay. Tht-y are the cuv.-piratora behind tho fraud tho

OUR ATTITUDE TOWARD LEAGUE MAKES KAISER HOPEFUL. ENCOUIIAGKI) in large measure, as reported from Europe, by tho reputed possibility that tho 1'nited States wilt not vote this fall to ratify th? Paris treaty and the league of Nations, the hous.-j of Hohenzollern is looking up, dependent upon us in case of a change of administration, to make easy its returning ambitious designs. There seems to be little doubt that a concerted plan is afoot in Kurope for the restoration of th-2 kaiser te the German throne. Retired army othcei have recently received promotions to the next higher rank, with the proviso that they yhall be "at our service day and night, and prepared to obey promptly any and every order of whatever nature." While Wilhelm's signature has-been forged at the end of thefe documents their possessors regard them as genuine, and concci? the likelihood of an attempted return. Aside from this indicating straw, Wilhelm himse'f r.ow speaks of thf time when he shall go back to Germany, "and heads shall tly, like chips," and tho other day a company of German "supers" dressed as French soldiers for a movie act, were ordered to disband by : lieutenant of infantry who gave as his authority, "her highness, the crown princess.' Although the supers refused to obey, the fact is significant. Just what effect it would have upon the world in general If Mich a move were finally precipitated would be hard to say; certain it is, however, that those nations which together fought the Germans before, must remain united now, firm for the rinciples which kaiser-led Germany dragged in the dust.

THE BASEBALL DISGRACE. The bribery scandal reveaied in major league baseball will awaken a storm of indignation the country over. Pas-ball is the distinctively American fport, lear to all classes; the peak of its possibilities as a game involving athletic skill, brains and sportsmanship was supposed to be reached in the big league teams. Llecause it is essentially American and so many men are involved in the major associations', doubts of its honesty come hard. Unfortunately it has been proved that players, cheered and admired by thousands of their fellow men, have been accepting- bribes for throwing games, and that hosts of fans who have cheerfully paid to 500 what they supposed were clean contests were actually being, cheated by gamblers and crooks inside and outside of the game; while the other players who were and are square were the objects of insult and injury which should be avenged. For the sake of this great national sport, and in behalf of clean athletics generally, the r XlMIc demands that baseball be purged of this plague spot; that all these guilty of p irticipation in the crooked deals he run down and punished, whether they be players within or gamblers without the game. I'nwholesomene must be mado patent. Common honesty and American sportsmanship are at stakeThe many fine, clean players who deserve the popularity they enjoy -will Join in the demand that baseball be cleaned up, and that the gambling- ri"-s responsible for this sort of condition in the s,ort world be abolished.

A NEWS PRINT REMEDY. one of the practica jupRistions for conservation of the pulp wood supply is that metal containers be substituted for wooden crates and boxes for shippin? purposes. In an ad lrts.s before the American Institute of Chemical I'ngin.ers the following statement wa. made on this subject by an authority who has been making investigations along this line: "Six million cords of wood were turned into shipping cases las: jcar. One and one-half cords of this wood makes one ton of paper suitable for news print. In this idea lws the solution of the news print problem. Tour million tons of paper the amount which c-uld be manufactured from the cordage given is twice the amount of japer being manufactured today for mws print s that if this wood were turned over to the paper mills the paper shortage would be relieved at once." Tho wooden container, used once and then destroyed has long been condemned as wasteful, and the substitution of metal has been urged because its practical ind. s;ruetibi!ity re r resents a saving in material and labor im-re than offsetting the greater initial expense of its construction. This change would seem to be not only in the interests cf economy in general but would paean the direct relief of the troublous situation now t-xlstir.s in the news print world.

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republican bailers. The rank and file of the party, true at heart, would not stand for it if they could but overcome their partisan prejudice. and would but use the ir Intellipe n' e, going to the root of the thing, henceforth founding their conclusions upon fact rather than republican machine-made fiction. The trouble is. and republican leaders are capitalizing it. that thej- are prone to fedlow those leaders on faith alone, even as they would follow their Fivlur without making any distinction as between their deserving (jualith s. It is not good Arne ricaniMii, and it is not good citzenship, neither on the part of party leaders or party followers, to indulge in siuli proces-ses. Patriotism calls for honest, intelligent, whedc-souled fervhe at the ballot box just as much as it dors on the battle field. The big crime of the 20th century Is shiftin;: its scenery frem Germany to America; from effectiveness through Prussian autocracy to an Indulgence in untruthful imposition upon American gullibility.

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) 11 Judge Warren Perry, of Aurora, this state, has contributed th' follorin little paragraphs f th' Weekly ! v ! i H Tl.fr. 4, .. .V.,...' . 1, plains in a letter t th' editor, how th' world is ehangin'. Judge Iterry is a self-made man. He went f Aurora when a boy an' learned th' wagon maker's trade an' finally married a eiress maker. Then lie took up th study o law an wuz admitted f th bar. Kein of a retirin' nature an' fearful o' th limelight he never practiced. "These are all real happenin's that have come under my observation an' I believe ther worthy o bein' set in type an published. Th' publication ' thesr items may lie th' means o' bringin' many of us t' our senses. At least they'll provo that times halnt what they used t' be," says his letter. Postal Savings Extension Urged As A id To Labor I5V IIAKRIMAN CLKWS. The extension of the postal savings system as urged by Kugcne Meyer, jr.. former director of the war finance corporation, seems to have much in its favor. Tho immediate changes which Mr. Meyer believes essential would increase the interest rate to 4 per cent, and extend the system by including fourth class and branch post ofliccs. This extension would be particularly beneficial, asserts one witness before the senate committee on re-i-enstruction and production, in tho mining and' oil fields of the western states. It would bring into immediate circulation a large amount of hoarded money, stimulate thrift and stabilize labor conditions. Hanking facilities in the mining districts are limited, and many of the workers do not want to put their savings in such banks as are available because they are usually controlled by mine owners and because these foreign-born workers are not accustomed to private banking methods. They have the money, which they t ither spend lavishly or hoard in their homes or about their persons. They would make use of the government postal savings system if there were branch -offices near them and if the interest rate were more attractive. There are three economic benefits which one department of labor official believes would result promptly irom such an extension of postal savings. They are the preater stability of labor, reduction of labor turnover and increased interest in national government and welfare. Postal savings would lead to home ownership and good citizenship. If the government is to carry on postal savings banking at all. it surely should do it in a way which would make it easily available and of real benefit to the persons most needing it. POLITICS Th ro ugh Woman 's Eyes (Copyright. 192L "Politics." a nice man tells me. Is not plural, but singular. Oh. VERY singular! Only si woman. ju.-t learning to vote, can appreciate how singular! A "Campaign Fund," for instance, is tho money which your OWN party bs gen. rously contributing in order to elect the liight President. A "Slush Fund" is the money which the other party is raising in order to elect the Wrong Candidate. "having the Country" doe;? not mean saving it from its enemies, but from tho Other Party. Conservative: A man who won't believe that the airplane is practicable until he has been hit by one. Radical: A man who won't admit that the airplane is practicable. even A FT MR he has been hit by one. Most campaign platforms read to a woman, like the average man's love-tetters; awfully swi t and flat tering, but absolute. y vague and indefinite. The Presijentia! Chair: The most uncomfortable s at in the Country, next to the Klee trie (.'hair. At least, that's the way Politics looks to a woman! Is "Politics" sigular? They All L. "Stocks Far P. low Iist Year's Prices" says a headline. Maybe so. but we would say it all depends upon w hat kind of stock you a.r trym to buy.

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TH' WORLD T'DAY

Postmaster Joe Henry had a spell o' vertigo while walkin' along th' street. A hod carrier rushed t' his assistance an' said, "Tell me where you live an' I'll take you home in my car." I. isle Morgan an' wife recently sold ther home at a profit of $ , f 0 0 an' have decided t' split th' money an' ask fer a divorce, thus givin' each a chance t' begin over. Contractor Hob Hunter is under bond t' have Mose Wilkin's 8x10 hen house completed by November fust. iShinglin'll probably begin t'morrow. Th' plasterers workin' on th Colby homo are gittin' $1.50 an hour an walkin' three e;uarters of a mile fer a drink o' water ever' twenty minutes. A married gentleman with a wife an five children is here t aceept a

MRS. SOLOMON SA YS

By Helen Rowland Being Confessions of Wife 700th

My daughter, a woman seoketh love with prayer and with trembling. Hut a man regardeth love aj game of chance, and a wife as a matter of luck. Yet, when a lh i:.o tf .itered him, he is exceeding fastidious and b ardor to please than a woman that shoppcth on a charge account. Now, I questioned a Young Man. saying: "Wherefore, oh Philanderer, dost thou squander thy youth and thy sentiment upon 'seconds' and light loves, and 'also-rans'? How shalt thou hope to find the True Love if thou flittest after every new love? For Love is not a Itoman candle, but an altar fire!" And he made answer, lightly, saying: "Nay, Woman! How shall I recognize Ileal Love, if I have not known all its fifty-seven imitations? How shall I find the 'One Woman, until I have known at least an hundred women, and loved at least a score of them? "How shall I discover the Right flirl, if I have never dallied with the Wrong Girl? For, he that would know the happiness eif True Love, must first have suffered from sentimental boredeun!" Now. it came to pass that, after ihanv moons. I saw the youth, and again questioned him, saying: "Hasi thou found thine Ideal, and they 'One Woman', O wise youth?" Rut he answered me. wearily, saying: "Yea. verily. Mother! I have found MANY of her even the 'Perfect IJeing ef my dreams. "Lo, she is fairer than the rose of

The Truth About Cinder ilia

Tho real truth about Cinderella has never been told. It's all very well for a mere man to believe in that clever little ramoullage about pumpkins, mice, and fairy-godmothers but every WOMAN has her suspicions that this is how it actually happened. The clock pointed to one? minute of twelve. Cinderella stood btfore her mirror contemplating approving the radiant i beauty, which the Prince had hold in his arms for one fleeting moment, and one thrilling kiss. She smiled back at tho glowing vision: the ttar-lit. dusky-l.ished eyes, tho rich, red, lusciou? young lips, the slender, swaying figure, the aureole of fleecy gobl hair, the flushed cheeks and round, Ivory chin. "Oh, you baby-doll!" the murmured, happily. The clock struck twelve. With Jt start. Cinder 11a turned from th. mirror and snau hod off the filmy tulle scar and the silverspar.glcd. f.iiry-like frocK with its twenty-seven hooks and eyes and forty-two "snappers". She unf.istened the stiff, hermetically-sealed stays with a gl id. glad sigh, flung them across the room and wrapped herself with a shiver of happiness in a wooly brown bathrobe. Sitting down before her magic mirror, she carefully unpinned the little side-puffs from over her ears, unwound th" aureole of tiny golden pin-curls front around her crown of glory ami laid them on a ehair. Then she rolled up th" curling masses of fleecy gold hair on twelve m.'iffie wav.rs mad" of tin. Next, she- covered her face with the cb-ansing cream, and with two deft passes of a soft cloth, erased the beautiful line ,f thescail. t lips, the girlish color f the flushed heeks and mest eif the dusky eyelashes. After that, she rubbed in the night-cream, put on her chinstrap, and yawning, delicately, started for bed. At this juncture, she realized with a sudden twinge, that an a:CU pain

By the Noted Indiana Humorist

KIN HU

position as plumber an offers flOO reward fer a ix room hous?. Miss Lottie Gray has ( ailed in lu-r weddin' invitations an' '11 accept a lucrative position at th' Acme Gear Works. Lester Ward, 14. who has been clerkin' at th' Golden Horseshoe Clothin' house after school an' on Saturday for J IS a week, is layin' off till sorr.ethin' better shows up. All th' ye-ung girls are painted an dressed so much alike these days that th' Mains girls, that's been missin since Monday, wuz seen in eight different cities yesterday. It's a fortunate family where father pays th" rent, daughter buys th groceries, th' son keeps th car up. an maw does th' home work. Mr. and Mrs. Kmery Luken' house party disbanded as th feller morning, sweeter than a damsel's telephone voice, purer than a pure food label, and gentler than a summer girl's sigh. "She hath eyes of velvet and a voice of silver and a dispe.sition smoother than a Rolls-Royce of a profiteer's promises. "I know 1 or to be the Ideal Wife, who is all things unto one man even a charmer, a chum, an inspiration, a valet, a playmate, and a mystery. "Yet, alas, I find her less interesting than yesterday's newspaper, and more wearisome than last summer's popular waltz-tune. "She thrilleth me no more than the. message on a postcard, and I tan NOT love her! "For, so long have I controlled the muscles of my heart, that now. they refuse to work! So long have I benumbed my sentiments with the opiate of flirtation, there is neither romance, nor an illusion, nor an emotion left within me save one. "And that one is CURIOSITY! "Verily, verily, I am 'the man-who-understands-women. "Yet I shall never marry until I meet a wnintn whom I CANNOT understand!" And in the air could be heard the weeping of angels and the triumphant laughter of cynics. Cor lo. ho that seekoth all his days to plav with sky-rockets and bon-tires. shill never and brightness in tin find warmth altar fire of Real Love. And his middle, name "misogymist." Selah. shall be had all the while been gnawing at her heart or something. With a groan, a switch, and a sntt but expressive cxcl;mi:iticn, she stooped over, snatched .f f the highheeled. short-van;ped, silver slip pers (for which she had paid twenty-four good dollars), and hurled them at tho wall! Rut Cinderella was only a woman not a Chrifty Mathewson! One of the slippers side-s:trpped. and n a hurst of tern pern miit, fallthrough the half open window, fallingat the- feet of the romantic young Prince, dreaming in tbo garel en beneath. "Beloved!" h murmured, catching it up and kissing its tinv, vicious vamp. "My leloved sk-ps How beautiful is a lovely worn n in sleep."" Where dncM the fairy-godmotlu r come in. you ask? The fairy-godmother, my children, was "Madame Celeste" y.ai know her. The ono who keeps the Peauty Parlour. And Cinderella? Oh. almost any girl, you happen to know! The American legion more than any other body fives "organized expression to public opinion." according to its chief officer. Well, tbe country can stand a little of that. We have had too much public expression of organized opinion up to date. One authority enmplams that the shortage of teachers his bd to the emjoymeTit el too many "pinch hitters, on the teaching staffs. Doesn't it all depend upon what methods the teacher uses ir making a hit? Lcnine savs he is phased -uith bolaheism everywhere with the eception ef Fn.land and the United States. Well, thos-e two countries certainly take exception to bo!shevism. Hungary i considering electing a king. Maybe fright, tied at our efforts to elect a president.

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Judge. Warrw brry MAILS HVS LETTER IN TO THE1' WEEKLY 5LP HORW"

that went t' Terre Haute fer th' 'ju.irt wuz unsuccessful. Lush Towniey has sold hi five hundred acre farm an' accented a position in an auto factory as machinists' help. r. A bushel o' line, large p'taters may be seen in th' show window ' th' Hartley Jewelery store. Grant Wilson has sold his entire grape crop in th' bud, somethin' unheard of heretofore. Miss Lizzie I'mery, who bought a pair o' fancy open work hose. Tuesday, is stil liivin' with her folks. Milton Marsh, who has a strawhat eleanin' plant behind th' court house, has added a fleet o Fords t' his establishment. Th' carpenters walked out t'day after removin th roof e' Arlk Green's house. Women to Judge Women and Save Honor Of Courts "If a woman commits a crime, no matter how sordid or hideous, a jury of men in this country inevitably will tend to acquit her, and the judge will be strongly inclined toward leniency." This is not the criticism e.f a hardened male woman-hater, but of a woman with normal femininesympathies and a sense of abstract justice. s:he is running for judge in her city, and promises, if elected, to. apply the law impartially to both men and women. The evil she speaks cf is too well known to require elucidation. The acquittal of feminine criminals by male juries, regardless r.f the-ir culpability, is one of the erjing scandals of American courts. The fault springs from a e ommendable instinct of chivalry, but it is a perversion of that virtue, and in this age is not oven a compliment to the feminine sex. That s. x. as it has demonstrated eif late years, is pretty well able to take care of itself. Its selfrespecting members insist that, along with the equal public rights they ciaim. they shall be treated not as children, but as adults equal to men in legal and moral resnonsibility. It may be necessary to have feminine judge's and jurbs to do strict justice to women e.ffenders. It is probably d.sirable not merelv that punishment be imposed when it is merited, but tlmt it shall be withheld whi n it would be wrong oi" unwise. There at many e.ffeny .; which women ae uncln'ütelly better qualified to judge than men are. There is a natural hope, amnnc: th's who realize the defcrts of our criminal courts as they are eor.dqeted today. that tho participation f women will help greatly in working out p. wiser mingling of justice and mercy. Reflections Of A Bachelor Girl LYLRY WOMAN'S PI. IIA Oh hearten me. II. loved oh tell me not the truth! Say not my eyes are losinj the starry mist ef youth. Hint not my girlish tigure grows matronly in siz Oh. comfort me. Reloved. with pleasant little lies! Oh. heart n me, JJclovi-d nor -t i to count the r:'. : Say not my shining tri ssos. th ir I golden glint have lost. I Oh teil me that you love me; Not i onc.. but every day. I Repeat the sw asurau e ; the I swe t. tender v. ,;v! i I For I am but a woman. Truth ha? i for me rci thrills. t.'nl s it's subtly t amour.: jed, and all elrevscd up in frill--. !S tell me 'til tb- ei.d. I).-ar Heart. that I am p. s.-ir.g fair. jOh. feed me p.f't th" bitter truth j but just the old hot air! j A man has tu o ways of winning a jwoman. To half of th-m he paints: i himself blacker than he and o !the otic r half he. u hit.-;-. h. s hims. If. You a p. judge a p. an. powada'. s. j ;u ' ording to wh- üo-r r g trdIbrmu'la as the "Isle ,.f Liih.-s", ;S J "the p!a e wh'-re omot.v (..roe from'' j or merely as a urnpting "as.s m the j d sert e,f Prohibition. j Aft r a f w years of marriage. ,L j mart ( .e's to resent the fa t that j men star" at his wir'.-, and begin.- to I won der whv thev do it. At tt n. a rran says. "I've mad- a mash"; at twenty. "I've e()l iL L-iri"; at thirty, "I know a ..harming woman; at forty, "Th" sctst httb woman in the world!"; and at si.tv, "My afiiiiityl"

Natural Living

Is Best Panacea For Human Ills HV FRWKLI.V I. KM,i:ils. At; army miv o;'. w riling :n Arne f an I,ev;- .n W kly. ir: Inlg- , 1:1 an unu.-u.-J md: a! r u'.h:c ncII" t iis oi hain. g h.s m !;-.: w tc -:i hit. by a shell, eiriy :n t '. cat. .pal- a r 1 c- .- th'.r.g iu it bio-, away . pt a liter .f dl".- a:. i bot;;.- (. c.V what'T t! may be. p. f.-i e that mi-hap. ! at. I 1.: ?::d;-..i .is - i iti s had ; the sold;, rs a nioje th m u ;.;:.. . l j e. e a ss - rt to en. t of d f r . ,ur

oil'i ailno tits. Afp t ward "It was r m arkal to see Well got oil. Wo cOUid tU!-- .'-! th.:;.: from Fright'.- !; ax- ,j , fr.o 'ur. 1 tilt. a w it I iodine, arid 1 pt !b : p:eed an infallible trcatm for f. earache- and f.ühn.: yi -ig'.t. i oir supph .- never iug!.i up with i.s until the armistice ; . p d us on the Meuse, bu w e ; ; the 1 a't il.on h.-al'hy. Shell Ire w ;, . tic only thing i hut worn d t.v." He do. s- j-.ot intend t make at undue bums tor iitli'u- i. !;?: C . I ', pills as a pmac.-i ...!;' . ihs. The moral follows; "I gue-is ou might say that's tl principal tiling we doctors learn I in the war lh. remarkable t stance of the human body. In pea... times we wouldn't have beher-i tb.it a man eouM surviw inttie'. 1 i living condition-! e.n if h hi 1 ncer had to tae a ti et. my hull1:. A lot of us learned that putup doesn't need :o much assistance m taking car' f its own prohbm-. From now on. I'm a disciple r-f h tctios and simple drugs a .-r"!.. ..I . . .f ll, . . , o , . . . 1 . . I , . . I . .

.oio. .ii- oi iiiv ii.ii.iiai ill' ii.'-'i t living." Ther' i an honest doctor, arid a progr. ssic one, and hundreds h',. It i in have come back from Fran . They are now preaching and pra -lising the same gospel ef mit-ir-i living and simple remedh ', an! the marih.us power of nature, tin r al physician, to maintain and r s'".. health when she is given hilf chance. Y-t tin re are still pati. e-. who think they arc cheated when their doctor, in return feu- his f... t. lN th' jn something like thK an I gives them a hit of practical invtructioii in wholesome living instead a bottle of nasty medicine. TOUGH OLD MAX U ILL SCALE THE HIMALAYA liY MAKK If AM TIIFRSTOV. That most r mark abb" ef octogenarians, Ce-orcus Ch-menc. au, is po king up his kit with a vi. w of scaling the Himalayas and doing a little tiger-hunt ing. What a man! Just consider the effect of thrigois of the ence cotif. rence o i most of tli nmn who bore its lico -lest burdens. Pr s't Wilson's hralti; was wrecked: Orlando of Jt ily a . j.olit ically ext inguishi 1 ; I.loyd (Jot.-" is still d.-sp. ratt lv trying to -trieato liimself from it cor.sa -rpienccs. and isi facing unheard-of problems. Ie hunel, tha "p"uo presid'-nt" of l'r.iiii'o, ha been forced to sacrifice his life long ambition in ope of the most path tic incidents of recent history. And here i this indestructible obi man, with a bulkt inside him. running ring around the pyramid . riiling a donkey in the Holy Im d. trotting ba'-k liom" again, parking his grip and off and away like a lad of 4a for the tall peaks and the tig 1 tirs. None worked harder than he a Versailles, ami he was ynra th senior of them all. None bore mopof crutioi.-m and ani ty. H is an old man. with an utterly c;. ni al view of his own and ewryoue c!.;e's per formances. Hut if lie r. turti safe frm-i hiIndian adventure th. w rid need r.r-t be surprise, l if he announces l:;s intention to che.-k up Amundsen's f.gtires- on the South pe.;c. N'o wemb-r th.'- plenipotentiarie? at Paris said he w..s- a t-ug!i one. He I-'. r rices'. id roimoys iue or tiii: TRAU ELEU ity wir.i iAM ii. r.in its. A traveling man tmds: no gr- at lea-!'Oi for s.utisfaetion j;i tld V.!'!'-spr-ad etforts being made to be, : restaurant prie-. Those prie at bud nougii, l.e savs, but th'fo ; i w .r-- r-staura nt il the snialln - of portions. H'tter -v. n than t'u iii'oiitiou of uar-time r.';.', !. p.sists. would be th- a ! ! 1 1 : o n of wartime ration-. "It seems to mi't'T l:f,h- 'Vh:' price on- j.a j s in the ;. v-!m-,- Am- . -nan r.ta u ra nt ." b" iarr.'r.r.-. j.oi . rv-! p.-r em r i- rar !-.' of a 'ju i - tity io s.iti-fy i!;y Is ah by p.-r- . Th.- ratp-n f two thou .-'. k - br ad is -ill Miw rj :, uü?: . pi ,-.- of h-stt.-r th.- size ..f .. 2,-c. : jiir-.-f-. Th'- v.u..- . ri. i-:., applies t-. every other ih m or, i;e rvi ear 1." This is true -r. -ugh. n t he w j-.ol Th, gene.-oo-s i'.rtior f .;. .a:3 sadly !u!--i'.g nowaday.-'. X'-.-pt oi jiriat- t;.h! -V u.re ko.i1 for i normally li.-ahh m-l hungry Am rK an citizen, ü )','. r 0 a .a -a r: i-- iikd;,' t. 1 I'-' a -:,.all- fort Lo. V at ti.e- -hV-US e.f pi -cr-,, ' m.ost rer-'uurar.ts' And tlirr.- ..- natural P ar thit as price are I d':c -l. " 'T i-1 . a v bcei'r.e c." stil 11 r. If b'-th c .nnot ..-. .1.-... .. m-. it nutrbt be h.-f t-r. in.-; oj ' low rir.-r :h ::; , to inci as- th po: t: r WORK EOR WORK'S SAKf AMO.G THE IDLE RICH lY MMtli: ATIIIIKSOV. X as !:-; itch.-s t !i of -r r.r.'i w ..m. i n w i..i ias haf.-t und r til pal! ' f id! r,s a:I has - : a -hop -o N'-w York c:tv. V.';. rt h,w hos.- hi f ambition :'. w .rk r... y . . 1 hr.d thought. Is idi n ss. ('. . :'.; U - .ill!,, d-i'.! .at'.-I stupid, rftrr all.' ;.p- ; . op!.- st ir: our. hf.. , - , -p.c.ati' :i .f th' d 1 y whn thy .-h. t '.! have saved Upl c.-:i . J; Ire-- th ru fron: the m-c, .v;ty ,,f t'dh Tho y approach midd'..- b.f.- wi-'u a fe irful e. p. tat i'.u of t.u. t- ' .t da s v-or.N. ry day. Tu v c-me to the ' ; ;i;J r. g y. ;ir5 -.tii many regp t- at the pa-'s.ng cf "thgi. od old d-i;. .1" of a' tiv ity. No man i.ai achieve anv p : a. . t:t sU'cess i;:;! .,. : v ;-; th.- lo.. of worlc. The .. 1 1 . r.--in the world are the harde-t v.. ru. r. They arc gi at b.c .. - woi k