South Bend News-Times, Volume 37, Number 212, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 30 July 1920 — Page 12

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im iv' i ri w Ii l L n ' l; l rUOlllKDrDftlUUD Rinpling Bros, and Barnum and Bailey Promise Exhibition. M.lh V;;S the d l ?M 101. hn the c.rruss wre r.!igd to lord th"ir announcers iilor.g tb. thrcr.g-Iinod thorough! ires railing "No Vrret pirod." Put la.t a-r--n tti.1 ;ir. unu-uai one with the "v. hit, tr.ps" :m v t as with most rry other Koing cg.jc. rn. 1. cause "Ub-.r pr v .1 a trying probl m. Thn tig traveling shows wr hard hit It c.aj b": of ti l- ;-hortage of l.f-lp that thf y wer often diced to Qiicf'l th; ' proctv.-iion throusrh thf streets. Now conditions art normal asrahi. Anil tu- 'lanc ,':? nl.s r the g;c:t Kb.giir.g I'.rothr and 15. rr.um . I'.-ulev -umhind hhf.-.vs .-tat? th- f.'trrr".n v!io.ir. r. will po-i-tl'-2y glv ,i par n!i hr whin th1' cirrus e..hibit:-: i:i thi.-i ci;y Saturday. Aus: 7. .More than longest and Kory -u frf I'H'al strtts. t h i y i t wiil I p 1 1 1 ! altog-i h r the mutt exhibition that b;u it way through th': Th" mammoth circus that has been formt. J through the consolidation of the ;':iu;"u.i shows which its name includes. i.- in ad" up of the finoft and ino.st appalin:,' ltatvrch cf the originals. Thus the Ktrt et p.m(H', like th nit n.tgerie. the brilliant opening pag-ant and the arenle program H proportionaMly more astonishing than anything1 vor seen before. This lon. glittering parade the greatest in the hbtory of AmrrLm circuses will be in no way similar to the parade of oth'-r years, and it represents not only an investment of $1,000.000, hut a long period of careful thought and labor on the p.irt of many arti.-t and designers, both in this country and abroad. With the ad ;uit:u'i -s r" n..iny ars spent In touring; all of the cavilicd cour.tri s of tile world. r.iPncr ugentn hive rn onstantly Kitherin the matril.s o h: used in this tar's street pro -ession. Ttilour corners of 'he world hav" been r;nracK(d and grvat artists and design rs h.avt worked out l ho designs and ideas. r"or tvo y -u - m-chan-Ics and property biuldi is have worked in the foreicn workshops at nkf upon-Tn ni - eutins: th sMens and neitlur toi! nor expense has been spare! to make the parade tlie greatest ever pris'iited. AH strung type-; of the "umian familv art found jji th prrr-.sion, tocth'-r with t:':r haracteristio tost.i.re. u-eapons of v.,r, vliirls, i.lnlh rnd str tiiKe nuisj, al i?itruliT't'tji. IJich and ftn'atic arons of Mate, jroreoti.i tableau floats, palanquirs richlj dvajed howdah?, rollirp thrones, ehario;. of lire an 1 A 1 . . . . 1 A. 1 lairv- van nave neon mane m xne loo-t r xpt n.'ivp wo'xls, carvtd by Irind labor and Turnished with purH jroM. The htrnesca an: silver mol ted. The lares are from rrl.tvd. the i!ks an! matins fron, thina and Japan, and the ritk's and tapestri s .-re frcm I'eti.t and Turkey. 'lundreds of splendid horses, n "ntil and tn trau s will be a feature of the street display. You Ask WhoWon War? Mike 0" Grady Assisted DKTUOIT. Mich.. July 23. "A pood marine can do anything." Prefacing hi." remarks with this leatherneck" adage, Michael O'Orady poked his head Into the forecastle of a rteamer at the etroit dock and invited the crew individually and collectively to step out and contradict. Most of them were inclined to attempt to disprove u'Crady's boast and cam- at li!m. He floored seven of them. On officer was called and O'Grady bent a marlinspike over his head. Combined efforts of all around finally subdued him, and he was sober enough to explain to the Judge: "I was a marine in France. Ji'dcre, for three and one-half yars." He rubbed his black eyes and sighed. "I'm tired of this life and started something". I craved excitement." "The crew tells me. O'Orady." the Judge paid, "that there is no doubt In their mind about who won the war now. I admire you as a marine, but as a disturber of the peAce you are worth a $40 p.no to the city." nn; Tir.ru a nvi:n It if. strange a creature as frail as th Tigor Swallowtail butterfly should be endowed with such wonderful powers of flight, Kays th American 1'orefctry Magazine of Washington. P. C. T lth a body but of little more than an inch in length and very slender, T.d with a wing extent rarely exceeding four and a half inches, this dauntless Ir.sect Iras much .t homn in the air as anv bird. rr. . ...t.v. 'AZX Ii Ii II II VVL "'VI 6 SAM'L SPIRO & CO. lit. Ill & Michigan SI Horn of ES.&M. Clothes Samuel C Lontz & Sods The Home of Klean Koal Ejt Colfax Avenun Art Material, lie I urn lYamlcs. THE I W. LOWER DECORATING COMPANY, South IVmd, Indiana. Wall Taprr. Drprrlra. ralnt ßnpplle.

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11V ,IAMi:s J. MONT.Uil IZ. We were going to upend the week end in the country with the Wells, arid there was Jut about time to make the train. As we were loading half a, dozen hand hugs, umbrellas. gulf clubs and other impedimenta, in th waiting taxicab, the general manager utter an exclamation of dismay. ! "My glasses," she cried. "I've left them. and. if I don't have them, I'll j ha e a splitting headache all the I time." "I'll get them." I volunteered, and ran Lack into the house. I knew the bureau drawer In which she generally kept them and gave it a gentle tug. It didn't budge. I tugged harder. The bureau rocked on its stubby legs. I yanked. The handle separated from the drawer which remained as stationary as the rock of Gibraltar. "Hurry up," called the general "managet, from below. "Well miss the train." he didn't hear what I muttered under my breath. It is better you should not hear it. too. Then a brilliant idea struck me. I would remove the drawer above and reach in for the glasses. I clutched both handles of the upper drawer. Then I braced my feet UKalnst the lens of the bureau. "No pussyfooting this time." I muttered to myself. "This one is going to open on he first try." Then I hurled my back, leg and arm muscles into a The next moment I terrific heave. was sitting on the Moor which seemed to have come up and struck me in a region where I had not received such a blow since woodshed days with my father. The upper drawer had not stuck at all. On the contrary, it had come freo from the bureau so precipitately that I found myself draped with lace collars, stockings and other Intimate feminine g-.arments of various llieate tints. Before 1 had had time to pick myself up, there was a startled shriek from the doorway. The general manager stood on the threshold. "I'm. not hurt." I said quickly, to reassure her. Hut anxiety in my behalf apparently had not caused her outcry. "All my fresh laundered things." she moaned, as regardless of me, she began to gather them up. But I was int-nt on ttinpr the glasses so we would not miss the train. I thrust my arm Into the lower drawer through tho spare where the on" which had caused my disaster had been. "What are you doing now." demanded the general manager, "mussing up all my other things?" "I'm getting the glasses," I said not too cheerfully. The general manager muttered i

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something which might have been "Htupid!" or might have been something else, but, at any rate, ,lf was derogatory to my mental capacity. Then she darted to tho mantel-piece and grasped her glasses. "I called after you that they were on the mantel." he said, "but you were In such a hurry you wouldn't list?n." I was mute. Too Much Stickiness. finally we reached the station. At the ticket office, I took my place behind a stout lady who was having an .argument with the ticket clerk. "I had my ticket." she was saying. "I bought it three days ago and put it in the drawer of my desk, but, when I went to get it today, I couldn't open the drawer." "Hut madam." sadd the clerk. "I could not give you another ticket. But you can " "It's an outrage." fcald the stout lady. "My husband was in the army in France more than a year. He had a very important position there and was a K. P. which must be lust as good as a D. S. C, and, if he were here now instead of traveling for a very large firm that manufactures shoelaces, he would never allow me to be treated like this. I don't see why I should be obliged to pay for tickets twice." I glanced at the clock. It was a matter of seconds before train time. The station agent tried to speak again. The stout lady cut him short. "If a big corporation like a railroad can't hire men with some respect for a lady, what is the country coming to? My goodness! I suppose you doubt rny word. I'll brin the desk down here and you can " The ticket agent stuck his head through the window and fairly shouted : "But a new ticket and you can get cash for the other!" "Well, why didn't you tell me that before." cuttingly. "I didn't have a chance to say a word." sighed the ticket agent, but I was his only audience. The stout lady had paid and departed. We made the train, impedimenta and all. I was in a dripping perspiration. Just :.s I was getting comfortable, the general manager asked to have the window open. Running: True to I'orni. I siuezed the patent snaps, but th- window did not move. I pushed upward on It. It remained tight closed. To yank afttr yank, it rc mained ohdunte. Tie conductor c-me down tho aisle and assisted mt . Our combined efforts firally sent i." up with a beng, catchinr my thumb and bruising it. With the :irst gust of bituminous laden a- tbat swept through t.e cpen Window the "eneral manager clutched her right eye. & $35 Suits

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"Put it down, put it down." she wailed. "I can't stand the soot. There's a cinder in my eye already." By the time we reached our destination I had succeeded in closing the window. The Wells met us at the station and wo motored home. Just before supper. Wells asked me if I would have a highball. "Would a rose bug refuse an American Beauty?" I said. Wells went to the sideboard, which was one of the old-fashioned variety with a small round wooden knob for a handle. I knew what was coming before he started. The door stuck. He put his strength into it. The knob came off. I tried tugging with my fingers at the fancy woodwork around the panels. The total result was a broken finger nail. "Everything sticks this weather," said Wells. "Guess we're out of luck. Can't get at the hootch." I agreed inwardly that I was out of luck but Wells could have gotten into the sideboard with an axe. Maybe I am doing him an injustice but I could not help thinking that ho was in considerable Scotch. Maybe I am doing him an injustice. However, I felt he might have accentuated and prolonged the effort. That evening the general manager decided to send some picture post cards. I was lying in bed listening to the scratching of the pen anil longing for the end of the week end. "Oh dear!" exclaimed the general manager. "What's stuck now?" I asked. "Stuck!" she said indignantly. "Here's forty cents worth of stamps and not one of them will stick on a post card." (Copyright, 1920.)

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