South Bend News-Times, Volume 37, Number 207, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 25 July 1920 — Page 19
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MOCK ir l holr. "Wt.r . thf-r! Wh'M f l.k ycu wo jM in -ni-:i orin: to kutig a t'.u ; ' f runaway inul.-. I loki aro-ir.fi: l;t a!! the an- ;'. a 1;; -lht N ; l i r t h : ühn h i r. 1 , Post . Th-n in a in inn . r tv. a n , r. -1 a hitt-hM (!'iwn:r! t'jmWos th. Iii;ckiriKham . i-.rr, anl n:r. to !;. corrT. arvi iri'i-i an'l fr.izrv 1 n th ohr i t at th lrn.irir. try tl i: t ki:k'l i y the fahulo;s h"N r th t; - j ad ru - y-ls. Ar.-l th-n (5. hkJr.nor I V un to !h ti!r(!.tr,rv nnr rr. room -1 ' n . T that t h 1 f f c r i n z rn th wnr.';'" l'rln-1 Iran Tiy and by Stra'-f ! "vi-.ps down B.'t In. And I cro.vsfd tl:' y'rrrl to ti.ct him, for I had my i V"s. Vir, when I frot clo-- I c.uld .B-'e her h rverdon' It. If'- vra. Itub rlht as far as h!s f !u Jeans find cow hid r-ont.H wr-n:, Vut h had P matlne actor' hands, and th t straw pnik r.r l:k It bHonc:"d to th hi-5 fAr looked rroj.prty man tf th Old Hornesfvid Co. uriohy to know what his rr-ft wns Rot lhi hot of rr.e. "Was that your team brk away pTid run Jut now?" I ask.-- him. polite. "I trlel to etoji Vni." .'ays I. "i'it I couldn't. I j:u''s they're half ay bark to the farm by now." 'tOh blan theni darned mule." t in Straw-top, In a oic o pood !';at I nearly a pnlot,n::'d ; "they're Klus buütin' l of )." And thn he l"oks at m- clo and then h takes rtf his ha-rd liat. and says, in a fhrrVrfnt volc: "I'd Ilk- t Mnke Jiands with Parleyvoo TMi-ken?. the prfitfrst strt man in th- n?f, barfing only Montatru Silver, which you i in no ?nor than allow." I let him hake hinds with me. "I learned under Silver," I !aid: 'I don't becrudpe him the rad. But v liat'fl your praft. pon? I admit that th phantom f.icht of the nonpvltinp animals at which you reMarked 'Whoa!' haa puzzled me l-oinewh.it. How do von win out on the trlrk?" "Pocket money.- ays he; "that's 1 ill f am ffinnnnrilv ti n n n;i n-ed I - - . .... - - - j ms nine coup oe rye straw is kooh j r 540 In a town this de. Ilowi iiit i wnrK lt. u ny, I inoie myreif aa vou per ie, in th loath-
1-omA apparel of thr rui;il du'. Thun rmbalmed I am Jona. tftuhhlcfleld romance and the atmopphere and r nam lmpossibh to Improve upon. I Kras nnJ ,,0etrv and the seasons. 3 repair noisily to the office of some j , nevor hkh, a suckcr without adlan company conveniently located t mr the prismatic beauty of his In the third-floor, front. There I . caie. I never sell a little aurifer!ay my hat nnl yarn sloves on the ()US trin to the ma uith the hoe i:.. or and ask to mortice my farm i n lt hout noticing the beautiful harfor $:.Ort) to pay for my sister's mu- ! 111(ny lhero between Kohl and hiral edm atiort In Europe. Leans : P, ,, .h t).afi n.-hv t i iir.i this
like that always suit tin Janies. It's ten to one loan rnnitkat when foreclosure
the note falls due the foreclosure) u had to h;tV(, a youiiK' lady asvtll be ka.linp the stüiuiuavtra by ; distant to hein ua work this craft:
n ' for fh j I t nipie or logins. Well. sir. I reach In my po.-ket the abstract of title; but I smlly hear my team running avay. in io me winnow ami emu me 4 . . .. . I . ........ W . W , - - .. 1 t exclamation, whichever it . i.. viz. 'Whoa. iliva I rush n.-tairs and flown the street, veir.' in a few n.inuie-,. '1 ans - t u l hem mules.' I says; invay and busted the two traces. Now I tliev Jone run don bletree ami ' Kot to hoof it ' uht no money :o! I ie, ii long. for I m-ver br Keckon we'll long. Keckon we 11 t.ilk a:out tiul o.tn some oth.cr time, cer.'lr men. ; "Tiien I spread? out my tarpaulin. : like, the Israelites, nr.d wails for: the manna to drop. I " 'Why, no. Mr. Stuhl. leneld.' says the lot sif r-colored I-arty in the M-ecS and dotted pi'iu" VfSl; 'oblige t.y accepting th;s 5 1') bill until Tomorrow. (et your harness repaired and call in at 10. YV11 be lde::s-d tf) accoru mod a t you in the jiiattef of this loan.' "It's a slight thine." says P.ucklnham Skinner, modest, "but. as said, only for temporary loose i hange." "It's nothing to te ashamed of." fays I. In respect for his mortifica tion; in eise ol an emergency. iu ourse. it's small compared to or-i-anizlnsc a trust r bridge whist, but von tne ' ii.c.go university n.iu io Ve started in a small way." "What's oi:r graft ths' d 1 5 J'.uckit'.gh.tm Skinm; ,'sks me. "The legitimate." sas I. "I'm; I'.andlinp rl;ir'.t";u s and Dr. (ileum ' Sinapi's lliectri- lleat'.ache Ikittery: und the Swiss WarM-r's Bird Call.' a Fmall lot of the new queer ones t td twos, an 1 the I'.onarua Hüdsrei. ' onsistlng tf a rolled-gold wedding f and engagement rlr;g. .--ix Egyptian j "i!y bulbs, a combination pickle for!; J jind nall-Clipp'". and ."' engraved isitirg cards i;o t for the sum of na me.-- alike . vi nts." ; says Ituekln- ' ing w eli dow n J i ns t a ii t .t n e on ' . i ' "Tw o months a ; l:.im Sklnnrr. "i w .t m Texas with a p.t?ent 1 re kindicr. made o con: pi es d ; wood ashes and ber.ir.e. b-ads of 'em in tour, wher 1 sold j th V like to burn niggers Ing to ask snie And Just w I., n 1 t nev strikes oil d I'll. od w ithout hji -for a light. u.is doh'.sr tlie w n t h re and . 'Your tnaci best put : r: e' Me out of busmen, too slow. now. par. Tue. 'W e an h a e ith this h re petrol r.er. tri a e.on urn b f. . V lelNin ill ! e our i h 1: 1 old f.lnt-ar.d-tmder - t : 'n i . an g : to prof.-s regives lip t he p her-1 to K. '. a l-r v i see n him warm enough ligion.' And I Ix'r.dler and Irifis u his little urtain-i me doing. Mr. f-imulated farm tam. ain't m j shame 1 you Pick r. :.d tb.e w t!oth. u a! .ml bm w orkir.g m No mn." O" be ashamed '." :.k n ;i u an:. til a sum a" . n, ..iKy aS.ishrd i. e th'- proper !. kind'.;.-, "rl putting -k!-" - rat ;'i f-T e . i J 1 ". v. I'!i he : -S:i!!. it wasn't thine. I fx :o.ke borrow ii S mor.ey urh'Anything." s.t P.... 'tl; it : 1 TT' e r r 11 .1 :a 1 1 v d hon est i ready. I.e:.r t:i d W5 P - r f .TT- . c i :m .i rd n." - otj r w hen n. I fei 1 ea r um d traded a r l reed to !r and r.'sll property trau e a hurojic air of S10. A,-. th 1 :.t!Iv. l:e tl iVr.tal i la ted Mr. I'lcken f make me fee'. er t r.e t ,rei r ' ne-Nt-Th.t Cor.sol-All-Stir Thratrir.il Acerpcation Th! eherne wa one rf nine that ited mv po; : it ir Ty nature a mi 'Une er.timentnl. ar.d hae r. I way? re;; cen;i i"Tfru tr.e rn'"illfyir. e element of existence. I am f!spoer to be lenient with the art. rr.d 5cier.ee; and I fr.d time irT:Mte a eerdi.ility for the rore 2iuman work cf nature. uch
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nd thru he through the inlde ! scheme; it was so full of outdoor 'air and landscapes and rasv nionev. ;aIU j asked Buck if he knew of one ; to nn the bii. "One." Rays I. "that is cool and Wj,e aMj strictly business from her pompadour to her oxfords. No ex!op fj;,ncers or nim-chewers or ir;ivon j.ortrait canvassers for this." i;Uck claimed he knew a suitable fmiinine and he takes me around to seo Miss Sarah Malloy. The minute I see her I am pleased. She looked to be the goods as ordered. No sign of the thr' about her no peroxide, pat'-. sie; about 1'J. ant ways the l..i: nor peau de n hair, pleasof a lady for the place. "A description of the sandbag. if vou please." she begins. "Why. ma'am." says I. "this graft of ours Is sa nice and refined and romantic, it would make the balt nc s t ne in 'Romeo and Juliet' look like second-story work. We bilked it over, and Miss Malloy agreed to come in as a business partner. She said she was glad to get a chance to give up her place as .stenographer and secretary to a suburban lot company, and go into something respectable. ! This is the way we worked our j scheme. First, I figured it out by x klml or a provert. i ne nest grans m the world are built up on copy book maxims and psalms and proverbs and Fsau's fables. They seem to kind of hi: o: human nature. iMir peaceful little swindle was constructed on the old saving: "The whole push hncs a lover." ue evening Huek and Miss Malh y drives up like blazes in a buggy to a farmer's door. She is pale but a rTec tin rate, clinging to his arm always clinging to his arm. Any one can see that she is a peach and hi!' the cling ariety. They claim i they are eloping for to be married ; on account of cruel parents. They ' ask where they can find a preacher. 1 'armer sa s. "B'gum there ain't any preicher r.U'her than Ilev. Abels, j tn'ir miles over on ciney creek. I Farmeiev wipis her hand on tier j j apron an-1 rubbers through her i e.s. ; I Tncn. Io and look ye! Up the i road from the other way jo?s Par - : lev o Pickens In a gig. dressed in i black, w hite necktie, long face, sniffling Iiis nose, emitting a spurious kind of muse resembling the long metre doxology. "B'jlnks:' says farmer, "if thar aim a preacher now!" It trat. spires that 1 am Rev. Abijah in-en. traveling over to little Pethe! si hood-house for to preach r.ext Sunday. The young folks will have it they mii be married, for pa is pursuing tb.e;i uith the plow mules and the s . U b.".rd. " the Ilev. (irren, after b -;tat;on. niarrle m in farmer's ,tr:.:-. An! farmer grin, and has :". i i der and 5ir "!?'jriim!" and fa::!,-!- sT.iTT'.'s a bit anti pa tu the ! r: b oM the shoulder. And Parl oo lnrk-tis. the wrorc reverend, v, : o it a marriace certilcate. and farmer ar.d farr.:eress pipn It as u itief-s And the parties of the first. e. od and third part jret in :h:r ehie!,s rind rides away. Oh. th-it was an ldy!I:c craft! True love :!-! the lowir.c k:r:e and the ?un shir.ir.s on the red barns it certainiy had a!! other Imposture I know abo ;t beat to a batter. I 5-:ppee I happened alor.K In !:::. to n.arry Buck and Miss Mallov at about 2 A farni houses. I b. a' 1 (,-) think how the romance was coir.;: to fade later on when all tlie;' marrlace certificates turned up r. b.ir.k where rxe'd discounted' em. a:;d th- farmer" had to pay thern t.' tcs of hand they'd .lxr.ed. runn:r. from S3 0 0 tf f.". AO. m the l",tli day of May us three divided about J'f'Cft. MJs Malloy T-.e--. 'y rried u!'b. joy. You don't of'ri see a tenderhcartt-d girl or
door Inui the main office and looks through the raillnff.
one that was so bent on doing: right. "Hoys." pays she, dabblnjr her eyes with a little handkerchief, "this stak cornea in handier than t powder rag at a fat men's ball. It gives me a chance to reform. I was trying to get out of the. real estate business when you fellows came along. EJut If you hadn't taken me in on this neat little proposition for removing the cuticle of the rutabaga propagators I'm afraid I'd have got Into something worse. I was about to accept a place In one of these women's auxiliary bazars, where they build a parsonage by selling a spoonful of chicken salad and a cream-puff for 75 cents and call it a business men's lunch. "Now I can go Into a square, honest business, and give all them qi eer Jobs the shake. I'm going to Cincinnati and start a palms reading and clairvoyant Joint. As Madame Saramaloi, the Egyptian sorceress. I shall give everybody a dollar's worth of good honest prognostication. Good-bye, boys. Take my advice and go into some decent fake. Get friendly with the police and newspapers and you'll be all right." So then we all shook hands, and Miss Malloy left us. Me and Buck ;.lso rose up and sauntered off a lew hundred miles; for we didn't care to be around when them marriage certificates fell due. With about J 4.000 between us we hit that bumptious little town off the New Jersey coast they call NewYork. If there ever was an aviary overstocked w ith Jays it is that Yaptown-on-the-Hudson. Cosmopolitan they call it. You bet. So's a piece of flypaper. You listen close when thej-'re buzzing and trying to pull their fee., out of the sticky stuff. "Little old New York's good enough for us" that's what they sing. There's enough Keubs walk down Proadway in one hour to buy up a week's output of the factory in Augusta. Me., that makes Knaughty Knovelties ami the little Phine Phun oroide gold linger ring that sticks a needle in your friend's hand. You'd think New York people was all wise; but no. They don't get a chance to learn. Everything's too compressed. Even the havseeds are ; baled hayseeds. Dut what else can , you expect from a town that's shut I off from the world by the ocean on i one side and New Jersey on the i other? i It's no place for an honest grafter jwith a small capital. There's too I big a protective on bunco. Even j when Yiovanni pells a quart of warm worms and chestnut hulls he has to hand out a pint to an insectivorous cop. And the hotel man charges double for everything in the bill that he sends by the patrol wagon to tlie altar where the duke is about to marry the heiress. But old Badv ille-near-Coney Is tlie ideal burg for a refined piece of piracy if you can pay the bunco duty. Imported grafts come pretty high. The custom-house officers that look after it carry clubs, and it s hard to smuggle In even a hlb-and-tucker swindle to work Brooklyn with unlees you can pay the toll. But now. me and Buck, having capital, descends upon New York to I try and trade the metropolitan backwoodsmen a few glass beads for real estate Just as the Vans did a hundred or two years ago. At an ETafft Side hotel we gets acquainted with Romulus G. Atter- ' bun', a man with the finest head t for financial operations I ever saw. It was all bald and glossy except for gray side whiskers. Seeing that head behind an office railing, and you'd deposit a million with It without a receipt- This Atterbury was well dressed, though ho ate Heidorn: and the synopsis of his talk would make the conversation of a siren sound like a cab driver's kick. He said he used to be a member of the ptock exchange, but some cf the big capitalists got jealous and formed a ring that forced him to ie!I his seat. Atterbury got to liking me and Fuck and he begun to throw on the canvas for us some of the schemes that had caused his rnir to evacu-, a.te. He had one scheme for start-
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at the gang trying to squeeze ing a national bank on $45 that made the Mississippi Bubble look as solid as a glass marble. He talked this to us for three days, and when his throat was good and sore we told him about the roll we had. Atterbury borrowed a quarter from us ana went out and got a box of throat lozenges and started all over again. This time he talked bigger things, and he got us to see 'em as he did. The scheme he laid out looked like a sure winner, and he talked roe and Buck into putting our capital against his burnished dome of thought. It looked all right for a kid-gloved graft. It seemed to be Just about an inch and a half outside of the reach of the police, and as money-making as a mint. It was Just what me and Buck wanted a regular business at a permanent stand, with an open air spieling with tonsllltls on the street corners evexy evening. So, in six weeks you see a handsome furnished set of otfices down In the Wall sL neighborhod. with "The Golconda Gold Bond and Investment Co." m gilt letters on the door. And you see in his private room, with the door open, the secretary' and treasurer, Mr. Buckingham Skinner, costumed like the lilies of the conservatory, with his high silk hat close to his hand. Nobody yet ever saw Buck outside of an instantaneous reach for his hat. And you might perceive the president and general manager, Mx. It. G. Atterbury. with his priceless polished poll, busy In the main office room dictating letters to a shorthand countess, who has got pomp and a pompadour that is no less than a guarantee to Investors. At another desk the eyes Is re-
Ileved by the sight of an ordinary i mado for. YVj vant our ads. in man. attired with unscrupulous plain-! the biggest city dailies, top of colness. sitting with his fet up. eating j umn, next to editorials on radium apples, with his obnoxious hat onind pictures of the rirl doing health the back of his head. That man ' exercises.
is no other than Col. Tecumseh once "Parleyvoo") Fiekens, the vice president of the company. "No recherche rars for me," I nys to Atterbury, when we was organizing the stage properties of the robben,'. "I'm a plain man." says I. "and I do not use pajamas. French or military hair-brushes. Cast me for the role of the rhinestone-ln-the-rough or I don't go on exhlbl 1 tion. If you can use me In my
Physician Explains Why EUe Prescribes luxated Sron for Run-Down, Anaemic People 5ayi It Quickly Increases the Strength and Energy of Men and Brings Roses to the Cheeks of Nervous, Run-down Women
A.k tk fint htdrd troaf. hJth lkfcaf yoyU you met t what tby vw9 their trvajth and rnnt-ri y a4 ie bow yi&.nr rwrly "Ntd Iron." Dr. Jimf Ffiocn Sullivan, formerly Phyaiciaa of Be'.:Ti Hovpital (Outdoor Dvrt.), o Ne York and the Wratctvatcr CotiBty Hoapital aya: Th0Td 0 WT9UI, us down, avavaaic pcylc lafier from iron Atficitncj but do ot kt what to take. Thrrv ia rothia like organic l'on ..... Nu.ated Iron to quickly mnth tti ,t1j and thereby put rotva n the cheka o! women and f' ran increaaed atrenfth and ererf7. . Uohke tb older forraa of iron. Nuated Iron doe not injore the teeth nor ypaet the itoraaeh. bat it reiidf at?d and y can qu;cV1y recofiu ita act on by a renewed feehr.f of buoyant hralth. No matter what other iron remediea yoa have uved without ajeceai if you ar net atron or we'l yoti twt it to yourself to make the followinf tt: See huw len? you can worV cr how fir ou can walV without beeominr f;ed; aeat take two fve-frain table of Nuated Iron three t-met rr JT fter nea'i for tw werkt. Then teat your atrerfth arain and aee how much tpu have jrained To be abaolutelr eure of fettJr.f real erfanie irrn and rot acm form of aaetxlllc variety llwayl aJk for
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tViAtirH Mtnlßi ci" farm r "iJresa you "I should taj' ji.'U'ru wortli than a whole u i ': ' -xi ys A tie r Li u ry ; r.ot! Juat as oj are rnoie to tiie business roon;fui of the things they pin chrysanthemums on. You're to play the par: of the solid but disheveled capitalist, trom the far weat. You despise the conventions. 1 You've go: sj many Mocks you can aJTord to shakw socks. Conservative, nomely, lough, shrewd, savins that's your ptae. I t'e h winner in New York. Iveep your leet on the desk and eat applea. Whenever anybody comts in eat an apple. Eet 'em sew ou slut: the peelings in a drawer of your desk. Eook j-.s economical and rich and rugged as you can." 1 followed out Atterbury's instruo ! Hons. I played the Rocky Mountain capitalist without ruchlng or frills. Tlie. way I deposited apple peelings to my credit in a drawer when any customers came in made Hetty Green look like a spendthrift. 1 could hear Atterbury saying to victims, as he smiled, at me, Indulgent and venerating, "That's our vice president- Col. Pickens . . . forj tune in western Investments . . . I delightfully plain manners, but . . . I could sign his check for half a mil lion . . . wonderful head . . . conservative and careful almost to a fault." Atterbury managed the business. Me and Buck never quite understood all of It, though he explained it to us In full. It seems the company was a kind of cooperative one, and everybody that bought stock shared in the profits. First, we officers bought up a controlling Interest we had to have that of the shares at CO cents a hundred ju6t what the printer charged us and the rest went to the public at a dollar each. The company guaranteed the stockholders a profit of 10 per cent each month, payable on the last day thereof. When any stockholder had paid in as much as $100, the company issued hlrn a Gold Bond and he became a bondholder. I asked Atterbury one day what benents and api purtenances these Gold Bonds wa to an investor more so than the immunities and privileges enjoyed by the common sucker who only owned stock. Atterbury' picked up one, of them Gold Bonds, all gilt and lettered up with fpj. Irishes and. a big red seal tied with t blue ribbon in a bow-knot, anü he looked at me like his feelings was hurt. "My dear Col. Pickens," says he, "you have no soul for art. Think of a thousand homes made happy by possessing on of these beautiful gems of the lithographer's skill! Think of the joy in the household where one of these Gold Bonds hangs by a pink cord to the whatnot, or is chewed by the baby, caroling gleefully upon the floor! Ah, I see your eye growing moist. Colonel I have touched you, have I not?" "You have not," says I, "for I've been watching you. The moisture you see is apple juice. You can't expect one man to act as a human cider-press and an art connoisseur too." Atterbury attended to th details of the concern. As I understand It, they was simple. The Investors in stock paid la their money, and well, I guess that's all they had to do. The company received It, and I don't call to mind anything else. Me and Buck knevy more about selling corn salv) than we did about Wall st but even we could ee how the Golconda GoM Bond Investment' Co. was making money. You take ir mcr.ey and pay back 10 per cent tf it; It's plain enough that you make a den, legitimate profit cf l'ü ;r cent, less evrses, as .ong as the flsh bito. Our ads. done the work. "Country weeklies and Washington hand-press dallies of course." says I when we was ready to make contracts. "Man," says Atterbury, "as Its advertising manager you would cause a Limburger cheese factory to remain undiscovered during a hot summer. The gamo we're after Is right lere in New York arid Brooklyn and the Harlem reading-rooms. They're the people that t h streetcar fenders and the Answers to Correspondents '.o!v.mns and th pt 'knocket notices are I'retty soon the money beginn to oil in . Buck didn't have to pretend to be busy; his desk was piled h.f h up with money orders and checks and greenbacks. People 1 '.'S-an to drop In the clfi :e an 1 buv i ?:toek every day. Most of the shares went in email amounts 510 and $25 and $30, and a good many $2 and $:? lots. And the bald and Inviolate cranium cf i President Atterbury ehtnee with enOver Four Million People Annually Are Taking Naxated Iron Nsxated Iron la ita original pack ages. Nutated Iron :11 tncreaac the atrenalh. power im) endurance of delicate, n-ar-?oui. nn-dovB people In two weekV time ia nur intta&cea. HAWinntH' Kyra: aaid Ivo, vikb it rvcorn-dH aWvii- a mm rwawrfybvt oaa which t wn kaoww tfraegw. wiijiUi. Vihka I N eWtr Inorranic Iron btwJo It M M y airati:!f4 tn4 not injur tb Uh, mot ihtm b'tk. or itw tK itomwk fk t.t aa ib wwroa Tvixtti iron ar atAS94 ywca auc, 19 IM pmtc awt Wd ws crpiir.( laiarw -tftuta. Th BBaa'a tarra (atata iMtMtil mr4 artrely aafia'actary rvtarta 19 trtry rortkuer or Kcy will rfaa4 your money. It 1. U bj aU fo4 rtc La UV.t fona eihj.
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Of Skin and Hair Cuticura Soap when used for everyxiay toilet purposes not only cleanses, purifies and bsatitifiesbtit it prevents many little skin troubles if assisted by occasional use of Cuticura Ointment to soothe and heal. Cuticura Talcum imparts a delicate lasting fragrance leaving the skin sweet and wholesome. Soap 25c Ointment 25 and Eöc. Taiewn 25c Sold throughout the worM. For sample each free address: "Coticn Lk rrQTvm, Dcrp. S, Mldw. Mm. lCrXubca Sop üv withot Cms.
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Brides and Grooms
There is hardly a week passes in this store but thai at least one young couple come in here sometimes the girl alone and sometimes the man alone pick out a piece or two of furniture and ramrnence paying on it. Naturally it costs more to furnish a home these days, while furniture did not advance, proportionately, as much as other commodities, still so much must be bought if the home is to be properly furnished, that the sum total runs into considerable money, Th e purpose of this ad is but a suggestion. For instance, there are more than half dozen young ladies paying for their Hoosier Kitchen Cabinet, but we have no instructions, yet, as to where and when the cabinets are to be delivered. Now, with the Hoosier club and its first payment of only $1 , many sales of this kind will be made. It coats a lot of money to get married, and it certainly helps vrhen you own a good part of the furniture you are sure to need. If you will take a walk through the store your eye may rest on eomv nice piece that you will want to start to buy right away. You are welcome to look around all you like, and you need not have a aaleaman accompany you, unless you wish otve.
flippant, from our r.oon grub, we met an easy-looking fellow, with a brigh: eye and a pipe in his mouth,
coming out. v e found ATterbury looking like he'd been caught a mile from rome ;n a wet shower, "Know that n.ar. ?" he akM u We tM we didn't. "I d-n't either." nay Atterbury. wiping of? h; had; "but I'll bet
What Is the Condition
of Highly Imprrrtant to Keep It Pre. I Vom ImpurUie-. rid yon know that ninety per cent cf all human allmer.t depr" upon the condition of your h:nod? Nature grves her w.irrdr.scs in various unmistakable ways. s- that when th appetite falls, and you beeome weak and listless and a general run-do-wn condition seem to take possession of the whole hoy, it 1 an unfailing sign that impurities wi;steadily accumulate until your general health will be seriously affected. You should recognize the importance, therefore, of very prompt-
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FREEZONEJOR CORNS Uft Any Corn Right Off. It Doesn't Hurt a Bitl
Peems Magic! Drop a little Freerone on an aching corn, Instantly that corn Ptops hurting, then shortly you lift it riKht off with fingers Trulyl Your druggist sells a tiny bottle I You'll LUt Trading at Heller 116 Sooth Ilfchlgan St ;Wbo HaiUr imrm irr OatV. it's Oatl'
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"What did he wiTit'" k Brack. "Information. says our prVder.f. "sld hi wns thlnkinc of bujir;: sone stork. H asks rr.e ab'vjt nine hundred Qiet'.on, ar. d every "n n ' CO NT1NT " F! r ON PAGH NT NT!.. Your Blood Supply? ly c'anV.r.g o:t keeping th Morw th syrferrv. suppJy pur ar.d ani ro-buet. Fer this purpose, r.o remedy ran evjiial S. S S.. the, fin oid MftM par:"er th it h.T bv in e-oneti.nt r.icr mc-r than fifty yera. nein rna.e from the roots and hrb4i e! the forest. It is purrr veeM. and contains not a pvrtlc! of chm!al or nilneml ent'-TtAOC. Get bott! of R 8. S. at rcur drug "tore todaj. and net now promptly K NiCds irp the appetite and give new strr.gtH vnd vitality. Write for tree Ittamtar jv5 tndiral advice to Chief Melei Adr1ser. 10 Swift Ijftbortery. Atlanta. Geo cf Freezon for a few cents, rofflclent to rid your feet of every hard corn, port corn, or corn between the toe?, and painful foot calluses, without the. least corenees or irritation. No humbug!