South Bend News-Times, Volume 37, Number 193, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 11 July 1920 — Page 32

ONLY 8L'MAT NEWSPAPER IN NORTHERN INDIANA. 1!!1J In South F.nd ivunil niM mnttrr. (i. R. SUMMERS. rrlUnt. J. M. STEPHENSON. Publlahtr. JOHN HENRT ZUVEIl. PaHtor.

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Principles and Personalities as Features in Presidential Campaigns and Peculiarities of

Voters to Whom Such I kings Specially Appeal

HAT a fpbr.did thing it would be In a demo.

rratic nation like tho United .state?., if for or.cc wo could go through a presidential

tinpaiijn on i-rlnclpl-- rather than irsona!itIcs ? Already, however, wo can hrar thi.s man. and that, and this woman, am! that, rem irking beneath their breaths, that this is an effort to avert attack upon icmc.no vhom wo fivnr, settircr them to wondering what it is that wo would shield. Nothing at all. thank you' We borrowed the idea from Michigan's rn- t i t r c. I i c ropublb-an (Jaily the Detroit Free Pre s-s. partly owned by Sen. Truman II. Newt-err;, convict, and revoieed, since the San Francisco convention, in numerous republican orpar.v Pray te 11 us what it is that they would shield? It Is a poor uuj.icion that cannot work both ways, but If you can avoid being suspicious, the Idea li still a good one. "Principles are eternal. Personalities aro only transitory. The. question is not half so much who 13 going to do a thing for h'.3 country as what he is Koing to do for it. It is not even so much a question cf how he is going to do It. Of course, the character and reputation of a man la hound to throw fome light upon the probability of his executing a principle, and for that reason such things are difficult to avoid particularly with tho.se men and women t whom things that savor of the unsavory are the teeming limit of their comprehensions. Presumably ours la a government by law; crystallzatlorj cf varying modC3 of political faith. Men fuprly enly the at.ncles of crystalizatlon and tho executive force. To be pure, w must have men who are dependable, but after all isn't it the character of tho crystallzatlons, at least as much as the characters of the men, that should give U3 deep concern? Assuredly It 13 easier to throw a brick-bat at a man than at an idea; perhats even easier than to throw a bouquet at them but that Ls merely a matter of predominance of animality over mentality in the makeup of those who indulge in it. Intellectual incapacity, unwillingness and the inability to comprehend, laziness In the matter of studyingup, incompetence In the acquisition of rellablo information, going to tho bottom of things, analyzing them, and thinking It over, arriving at one's own conclusion; such is tho reason that so many peoplo have to be fed on personalities, enabling them to exhibit their assumed brightness by throwing bouquets at this candidate, if he's theirs, and brickbats at that candidate, if he isn't theirs. Inheritance, environment, self-interest and personalities, accordingly have always played a very prominent, if not the most prominent part cut the greater figure, In our American politics. What proportion of the people do you suppose have read the republican and democratic platforms, carried by practically every newspaper In tho country, that they might have them and get acquainted, nearly as possible, with what tho two parties have been promising to do, and not to do? Experience dictates le.xa than 10 percent. Everybody, however, took notice that Cox and Roosevelt and Harding and Coolidgo had been made the party nominees. Oh yes, wo talk about ''government by consent of tho governed." but consent as to what? Mainly consent to this or that man, dependent somewhat upon his own shortcomings and virtues, and otherwise whether or not he ls of the same party as our fathrs havo been, varied occasionally by matrimony, social cast, or the politics of our more acceptable s neighbors. Thl may not bo a very glowing j icture of the political Intelligence and sagacity of the average American citizen, but it is th truth, and if you oro one of tho school whom it hits which, pardon us. of course you are not, hero is hoping that your anger at the slap In your face will drive you to do a little investigating of something else besides candidates. Make a few investigations of the principles Involved In the campaign along with your listening for tho splatter of mud that you may help spread it. when it pleases you so to do, and bo there to whitewash it over. If unsuitcd to your own party choice. and this comment will not havo been In vain. We have too many people In this country who are prone to leave their politics to tho oliticians, much fcfter the same fashion as they leave their legal difficulties to their lawyers, their diseases to their physicians and shoulder their sins upon their Sa.vior. Politicians like It too, quit as well as Jo the lawyers, medics and clergy. Iawers. are not Jerone to encourage study of law by tho masses; nor do medics favor the family doctor book. The clergy have always condemned as heretics the thinkers in matters of theology who hae prope-s-d any adance. and tho politicians are just a. keen as the lawyers, doctors and clergymen, to keep tho masses tinder their thumb?. They e'o not er. courage the Tank and file" to study platforms and principles; are. indeed, largely Instrumental in the inauguration cf the rnud-hurhng contents sometimes to detract attention from the platforms and principles. This is particularly true, for instance, when It is a platform like that bullt in Chicago und in a few rr spect., or cr wo I'tohAS. like that other one at San rr.tnclsco, and not intended for too cl.se inspection. It 1 high time that we people of America ccass this subserviency to the politic, iiis i:i these matters. Thlr.RS vou!J not be in the 1 h.iotic condition that they arc today were they not pl.nir.g the people for fools. Congress woul 1 not have dared to let a (.ir sl;p by without at least an atteir.pt at reconetruction lr cislation, contenting itself with throwing mud at the prtsi.lc nt and tho league of Nations. They sort of feit that mu i was much easier for the r.iats cf Air.-ricL to cciv.rr hi : than st-rvico woul. I te. ana the r-t r .1 . ! U '. i n g that took place in Chicago was just ancih-r c:!'ort to humbug the pro. pie. continuing the mgr sion.i! 1 rcv-es; climaxing ih- ir In- K rf mtU c with in;!t:;nltT.(. of ;i:omi-o. This xh iiut : m r !y 1: !m it t d a.s an illustration. Thf ;t:sti. a i if "U are cr.e of those whom the polst ;c i.i :-.s ha- !:. p-uling around by the r.r do you m an to "iiti.i-o it? If you would not. let us aujrgt s: that y r ad -met hing b. sidis the

heailint s

v s; :.pt

during the next fcT

rn onth-B, und red i.iurc than your own party news-

paper. Those heidlinea touch only the high-spots, frequently much qualified down In the story. You can't tell a whole column tory In a half-dozen, a dozen, or two dozen words as a rule. You get only the index in the newspaper heads, and unlesi you go deeper than that for your knowledge. It leaves you but a superficial knowledge that is oftlmes akin to downright Ignorance. Yes, let us have, a campaign on tho principles, for once, rather than on r ortsonalities; at least even It up a little better for the citizenship, better for the country, better for the mind and better for the oul assuming that their still exists in man so lrnassuming that there btill exists in man so im-

WHERE TO HIT.

UCH has been ald and written as to the cau3es

and reasons for the high cost of living dur

ing the last three years. Numerous investigations have been started at several points and shown more or less speed for a time. Some of these Investigations are yet going, and some are gone. But no dccrea.se in tho cost of living has been noticeable. A few dealers in life's necessities have been prosecuted, found guilty and have paid lines. And the high cost of living goes merrily on. Tho prosecution and conviction of a few small profiteers semi-occasionally will not bring down the cost of living as long as present conditions which control the supply of necessities exists. Neither wholesale or retail dealers In foodstuffs and wearing apparel in the cities and towns produce any part of that in which they deal. Every article, from tho greatest to the smallest, comes originally, in some form, from the farm. Many articles of food and clothing nee put through many processes of manufacture, refining, etc., before they reach the ultimate consumer. Nevertheless, they are the product of the farm not of the manufacturer or the refiner. A concentrated effort on the part of the country's Consumers to get and keep more people interested in farming will solve the problem of the hlgq cost of living. Tenantless stores or dwellings in any city or town bring about low rents, and the longer they remain tenantless the lower the rent of necessity goes. On the other hand tenantless farms bring about high prices of foodstuffs and wearing apparel. And the longer farms remain tenantless the higher go prices of these commodities. The war called our boys from the farms. Thousands of them gave up their lives for their country. Thousands were disabled for life and other thousands have found other occupations more to their liking. Consequently wo have thousands of tenantless farms. Just as long as these farms remain tenantless, Just so long will the cost of living soar skyward, though wo hang a profiteer every morning before breakfast. And not alone in the agricultural sections does this Condition exist. In Allegheny county, Pa., tho county in which lies the industrial center of Pittsburg, for instance, there are 200 tenantless farmr, according to a report of the state department of agriculture. It kays: "State ngricultuaral experts who have been going over reports In regard to ten.mtless farms believe there are over 200 In Allegheny county. Almost 100 have been listed and in some cases photographs have been taken of the buildings on idle farms which are In a good condition and could be worked at a profit. In Armstrong, Uutler, "Washington and "Westmoreland counties there are also a number of idle farms, some of which, state reports sav, look as though they havo been abandoned entirely by their owners. How any thinking person could hope for worthwhile relief from th high cost of living with conditions like this existing is not quite clear. It Is not a matter of legislation and litigation so much as adaptation. Every encouragement possible should be offered able-bodied men and women to take up farm life. They are needed on the farms today just as much as were our boys in France in '17. And they will find the task much more pleasant and particularly more remunerative than did the boys over there, despite the absence of movies and the snob veneers of city life.

MENTAL1SM VERSUS MILITARISM. TIIEIiE is good doctrine in the CJreek ideal of a sound mind in a sound body. Those who oppose military training for th youth of America, fearing It would make us militaristic, can not havo the same objection to physical education. Draft examinations which showed deficiencies in physical development emphasized the necessity for health supervision and Instruction as well as development of the mental lowers of our youth. So somebody wants to know: "When an epidemic is threatened or disease gets a foothold all preventative measures and precautions are invoked to suppress it. Might it not be far cheaper to the nation to develop Found bodies to resist disease than to take steps to eradicate It after long neglect has invited its entrance?" Certainly! Certainly! Put to do that you need rot mould our millions of young men into so many bricks cast after the same models of sweet subFcrvicncy to a few mm "clothed in a little brief authority;" mere military- scoundrels, perhaps, mon Intent upon maintaining their positions, and training to kill rather than keep well. Military training. In the mass, destroys originality In the Individual, niakM of him a dependent upon authority, and unit s he raivs to a military leader, he is unntud for leadi rs-hip in an thing.

"Modest" ls probably redundant in the expression of the meaning of the Ohio Judge who declares women applying to him fur divorce must wear mure modist clothing.

A proposal to introduce dimes and nickels into circulation In Yukon territory has been rejected because such coins are too small to buy anything. That handicap is overcome here by using a iot cf them.

SHORT FURROWS

By the Noted Indiana Humorist

KIN HUBBARD

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MARK ALL

MY WK15T WATCHES

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SOME POOR LOOKlrt' V3r4DERM0URISHEO W0nA4 WTH A

SHAWL OVER HER HEfM

FALTERED TH STtRE -

"It's jest perfectly ridiculous th' way folks are spendin' money these days." said Ike Moots, o th' Ford Parts an Phonergraph Company. "I've sold ST phonergraphs an" 51 ring gears this week. I never knowed ther wuz so much poverty till I got t' deliverin' phonergraphs. It's .almost unbelievable. In one home yisterday I had t' build a lloor t set th' phonergraph on." "I had t mark all my wrist watches up t' git rid o' them." declared Jeweler Finley Akers. "I reckon th scarcity o' platinum knocked me out o' thousands o' dollars this week. Folks seem t' be off o gold." "I could have made thousan's o dollars on suede shoes yistcrday if

I I'd had 'em," said Steve Meadows,

o in i'opiar i'rice öiioii otore. These business men were all talkin' in th' Little Gem Cafe an' exchangin' experiences. "Well, do you know we got In five tales o' silk shirts Monday an' ther all gone, but we haint sold hardly any underwear. People seem f bate t' spend money where it won't show," said Nate Meadows, o' th Pargain Store. "I haint never seen nothin like it." .-aid Iife Bud, who's helpin out durin' th rush at th' Bear Wallow Auto Company's show rooms. "We sold a $3.000-car f a feller yistcrday on condition that we'd store it for him till he wuz able t build a parage. He said he'd only

been able November economize

th' summer. Besides a platinum dinner ring wife an that'll run close." ""Some poor lookin'.

t' work pat time since an that he'd have t' t' pull his family thro'

he's gittin made fer his him pretty under-nour

ished woman with a shawl over her head falttred int' th store this morning an I wuz about t' say, 'Madam, we kin do nothin' fer you.' when she asked if we had any high grade grand planners left . I got her some dry shoes t' put on while she looked through th' stock an she Hnally found one she wanted an' had it sent f her home," said Klrr.er Moots, o 'th' "Widwest Piano Company.

"Th' durndest lookin shabby j

couple come walkin' in our store yistcrday an' I thought o' course they wanted a Jumpin' jack or a top when th' woman said, 'What sort o' pianner lamps are you showln?' I took 'em in th lamp room an' you should have seen ther faces drop. 'Here's a dandy madame. but th' price is 89. Fver'thing is shamoltssly high, you know,' says I. Well, says she. 'We'll look around a little more. I rather like th' lamp, but we want t' pay more!' That goes t show that no matter how often you mark a thing up It won't please some folks." ' (Copyright. 1320.)

Husbandettes and Other Husbands By Helen Rowland Through a Widow's Lorgnette

"uh dear!" sighed the Widow. "It would be so much easier to givo delightful House-parties, if one did not have to invite all the liltle annexes and appendages, and supernumeraries." "Meaning stray bachelors, I suppose, and other driftwood on the tide of life?" suggested the Bachelor, as he watchtd her address thu last lavendar-tinted cnvclonc, and carefully lick all the mucilage oT the flap before closing it. 'No, Mr. Weatherby," corrected the Widow. "Meaning all the little grey moths to whom the m.ott brilliant men are invariably married, and all the husbandettes' and husbands and liances of the most fascinating women? Why do interesting, attractive people always seent to draw such perfect blanks in the marriage lottery, anyway? Why do thj peaches always seem to pick prunes In the garden of love'." "Perhaps," said the Bachelor, "be-cause they have so little time to give to that sort in thing. It takis. concentration to rind a really desirable life-mate. You can't do It in a summer afternoon, or on the sidj or bitwein flirtations," or between danci s." The Widow shook her bronze head, ruefully. "No," die declared, "it's not that, at all. It's because they hae such bad taste, such astonishing caprices. For instance, I've seen a beautiful, fascinating girl, with dozens of suitors, deliberately choose the runtiest, stupidest, must colorless, umntevesting specimen out of the lot. Thev always do. And the most strikingly brilliant men invariably pick either brainless gctse, or little drab frumps lor wives. That's what they want " "Then, ir..aybc, they arc more to bo scorned than pitied," put in the Bachelor, cheerfully. "After all, if your husband or wife suits you, isn't that all that is necessary .' "I suppose so," acquiesced the

they would submit to it. Lots of people would be perfectly satisfied with what tliy have married, if tho rest of the world would only let them!" "And maybe," exclaimed the Widi-w, with sudden inspiration, the women who have married the most 'desirable' and 'successful' husbands and the men who have marrie-d the most 'perfect' wives, aren't the happiest in the world, aft r all!" "Von said it!" muttered the Bachelor fervently. "It's no sinecureliving with somebody who ls so

he makes in the dust

flawlessly superior that you feel like a. worm

most of the time." "And perhaps," continued the Widow, "if the average disappointed wife Mould only glance around appraisingly at the husbands her friends have drawn, she would discover that, after all, she had gotten the one she wantetl, and would stop envying other women their 'luck!' If several women could exchange husbands for a day, no doubt they would all be around before sundown, trying to get back their nice cemfortable 'old thoes' again. Most wives

Mrs. Solomon Says-

Being Confessions of Wife 700th

My Daughter, consider the Wives of Babylon, how they dress. For all the houris of .Solomon's harem were not arrayed like one of these-. And every one of them thinkcth herself a siren! Go to, i- Simple Ones! How long will ye continue to pin your faith upon chiffon frill, and to waste your substance upon near-pearls and

Widow, doubtfully,

Perhaps the

strong-minded, intellectual woman, who marries a cheerful, little, fat, pink-and-u hite Billiken, or a pretty, worthless papiermache ornament for her drawing room, is just as happy as the doll-aby who is wedded to a man of granite, or as the wife ef a 'human-dynamo.' " "No doubt of it," agreed the Bachelor with conviction. "NthiiKg but a imachy piece of human mess would cling to the man of granite, anyhow. His wife rarst be either a parasite or a shadow." "And the wife of the human-dynamo must lead the life of a tirem.an." rejoined the Widow. "She has to be ready to jump ever tinn the door blows open. .hr. never knows what is going to happen next." "Which goes to prove," concluded the Bachelor, '"that matchmakers are alwas trouble-maker. Yen nc or can tell by appearances just what sort of mate will make any man or woman happy." "Nor by looking at a marriage frcm the outside, just uh it the rt- i in it!" laughed the Widow. "After all." she added, "the sct t of a happy marriage doesn't consist in getting a perfect husband or an ideal wife, but in getting one th it is a perfect lit for your temperament, and an ideal match for jour tastes." "Your own ideal." interpolated the Pachelor, decisively. "And when ycu havo a difficult temperament and luxurious Last es." continued tho Widow, "no doubt a bit of bric-a-brac, like a husbandetfe or a toy Pom is metro soulFatisfying than something s'did. l:kc a coh renter. And perhaps a Pince (.'harming with nothing to d all day but hang around and tell you ho-.v wonderful yon lire L; more lm-piring thun a good provider." "üxreetty," commented tho llachrlor a;jT"Vin-ly. "And pvrlnf-s tho dull. drab, b.ttle m onu n who ar? married to bullies and tyrants and the pl.tci'.'. woiiHii uho are married to thunderstorms ;;n.l sruch.j ;trv only too deli-hted to have someb dv to Infuse a little excitement into thir lives p rha; . they w..-.iid rather be bnw-baten than bored. And doubtless the lnn-pecked husbands and overworked wiv.-p enjy bcinj henpecked or overworked cr

cloth-of-gold and feolish iheartbait.'" 1 For lo, it is never the little brown wren in all-wool, but the I'.ird of Paradise in allsilks, that ligureth as leading leady in the divorce court. And. no husband's heart hath eer yet been held by a silken corsetstrin"! Heboid, tho s'-x-appeal beeometh louder and louder, tvery day. And the masculine response becomtth fveb'-r and feebler. It hath come to pass that moan d more silk hosiery is displayed stason by season it the number of divorces keepeth pace therewith. I.o. a n an who once would walk a mile to look upon a pair of pretty inkles, will not so much as glance u; from his paper, to gn;:e upon ."0 silken ankles displayed half-way to the knee. For these aro his portion, today, yesti ruav. and forever. And all silk stockings look alike to him! Yea, tho women of Babylon havo forgotten that it is not through hi-! ivt-s, but through Iiis imagination, that a man falleth In love!

her full ono any

How then shall a wife hold husband's devotion, in a world ef Loreleis and temptations? Ycrily.verily, there is but way in all the world to hold

man to thee, for life my Daughter even to make thyself a necessity unto him. For, whether a man's wife be his backbone- er only his rib; whether she be his spur or only his hitchingnost, his irspiration or only his sedative, his foot-stooi or his headrot, he will cling unto her, so long as she is the one we man in all the earth whom he needeth! Hut she that ceaseth to make herself a "necessity," and ent-. reth into competition with the luxuries, shall soon rind the world tilbd with young'-r an I mere fascinating, "luxuriös-." Verily, verily, every woman miy po.-adventuje be a siren but not unto her own husband! llo to, yo Matrons of Habylon! Let squabs and Uappcrs and debutantes follow aft r beauty cur. and emulate show-girls and millinera' mannikins. But as for you, it signifieth not, whether ye aro clad in alNUk. or in

all-w ool, or in calico, or in cloth-of-' gold. ! For, have I not said unto yen that ! a man looketh upon his wife for tho I last time upon the day of his wed- j ding? j And forever thereafter he only I

aro a lot happier than they think thty are." "Lviry woman is happier than she thinks she is!" declared the Bachelor, emphatically. "Jf aht knew- how happy and lucky the is, it would make her utterly wretched." "And the women who pity othct women because of "their husbands," added the Widow, "ate wasting their time and deluding themselves quite as much as the;se who envy them. Yet every woman is always attempting to fix up some other wornman's life lor her either trying to help her get a husband, or to help her get rid of one." "Yes," groaned the Bachelor, with feeling. "Jf all the women who have tried to marry me oh' to their 'sweet girl' friends had succeeded, I thould have been in the Bcgues Gallery long ago. People who try' to make or brak matches are playing with lire the divine fire and deserves to get their lingers burned!" "But. unfortunately, it's their victims who get burned," sighed the Widow. "Most people would be pe r-

ieciiy contented v. tin tneir own lives and w ith their own llfomatcs if other people would only let them alone. Most women would r.tver see any flaws in their husbands and most men would hv?r discover any defects in their wives, jf other people would refrain from 'tailing thiir attention to them." "Half the world simply c;in't understand how the other half .endures its 'better halt!' " scoiied the I 'ache lor. "Well. I, for one. am positively through!" declared the Widow. "I shrill never try to marry ou off to anvbody, again. It's too dangerous"' . "Thanks awfully," murmured theBachelor. "But there really isn't the slightest danger."

"Tnat I shall ever except yo exeept want." announced th

finality. "Nevrrthi !i ss," insisted ow. "a little matchmaker

erous thing!" (Copyright, 19.-0.)

marry ar.ybodv the rm- I Bachelor with

this a

W11-dan-

listeneth unto her!

elah.

Seen Through a Bridal As A Woman Thinketk

Veil

The Bride has .gone.

The Little Hride, light-hearted. radimt, debonair. H;js taily stepped upon her Ship of Fate, today.

for the Port of

And set sail Heart's Delight,

Eternal Love! What does she

ho looks out jdiir, .' e o of What dues s

and the Harbor of

wonder, as with those

se. I

at Life.

hers 7 v? hope to find, at the

end of her Bainbow of dreams? What docs it mean the transient Plainor of the wedding day, tho perfumed rapture of the betrothal kirs, a momentary flash of glory like the rcse-Unied sunset. Or docs it mean tho quiet, steady radiance of an altar-Tire tho peaceful glow of consecrated candles! Does it mean the thrill of achievement, of conquest, the glitter of a wcduir.g-rir.e or the pe-tftct fulfilment of a divine destiny'.' Ls it a rosy dream of An eternal honeymoon, in tt:trlit gardens sweet with l.eaely incense "; is it a 'juitt pleasant vision of

iL lammit rm an uii-n- iiv,:uuuu-

Ki'anuiKd silver.

.i'mI idles

linen, orci: .sly elisplayin

tails in every corner? Will it inspire her to tdt and di-'-am f Kim. all day. to spend h-r.g hours :-.t her lockir.g-class making herself more radiantly bertutiful for his eyes; t- live only lor his compliments and ki-c-s r will it biing her dow n to sane reality, make her fcrsttful of self and of her petty vanities, anc;

prompt her to concentrate on econ

omy and coo!;inp, and on all th-s dear delightful, tiresome details uf makintr a man comfortable? Will It goad her into foolish jealousy, and into asking- suspicious and searching questions, every time litis lat? for dinner Or will it fill her with such coir..plcte and satisfying confidence, such subMme faith, that though ho never catno at all, there would be no fpueütion in her mind, whatever? Will it make her exacting, critical, capricie-us, arbitrary, demanding a pretty and expensive parasite. Or will it make her kind and thoughtful, generous, and forbearing? What doe:5 she seek Thrills, adoration, and the blinding mist of love's rapture. Or hearte.ise, and the e;uict, gentle hand-clasp of perfect understanding? Wild uncertainty or sweet security ?

WIIXJW-CISMS. When a man makes up his mind to matry. he ought to he just as careful about choosing a wife- ru" he is about picking out an automobile, a cravat or something really important. Hut alaf, he seldom is!

There may be cures ing for strong drinkno cure for a woman' admiration, r.or for a for htrun? flatter:-.

for the- crae--but there is s craving f-T man's thri;t

Or a little while; before her marriage, and a little while after h' r death, every woman is an "angM"

most just '

the rest fii

1 h.

Lim

a funny Hub- freak

e. she 15 rature."

Olotlie-s eto not make- the- woman but they ir.:tl;e all tho nh r worn.--n sit up and tnk- n'ti-- -f h r.

And isn't that enough?

.nob: A woman v. ith limousine aspirations and a flivver soul.

briiiht new dishes.

rf T,r.y hunstltchtd

his lnl-

c-iong

Eternal courtshipor

com pan Ion sr. ip ? Worship or comradeship? Ah, Little Bride, so gaily setting sail upon your hip or Kate. Unices love is both of these. It is not Perfect. Love! Vet, they are as far apart, and as different. As Purgatory and Paradise And you. alone, rauil find your own Paradise. You, alone, must seek the r5t-of-

5old. At the er.d of dreams!

Vott alone to you!

B.nii:iX)K filUL KKITIXTIONS. Kve's r.rst complaint, when sh tasted the upp: 'Oriüt hr-auris! I've nothing to wear!" A lam's f-rst growl, warn he had finished the apple: "Groat cott! Is that all you'e got to eat?" Thus dse-ndeth tho honeymoon, today, yesterday, and forever!

b-kve

is r."cr quite

A Wim an s

draw until tho d.iy on which she ran

eit down an1 rid.son a man about it.

logKu'.ly with

Tho -u-. ntan may marries FXirc.-r e

rr-i n who be pitied;

a f.iilhl'ss" man from sorrow In

marries a l i7.y the w cm a n w ho

r.i.-iv f.nd rltvoro-:

your rainbow of

knn- wluj lov means

b"t the v, om in who marries a man with a totsing s' r.se of hum' r b.'i.s

1o..k forward To for the

lite put I r.e lauster o:

nothing to

rest of her the jods.

it's awfully h.ard for a romantically in low

with a man while he is carrying an umbrcl'.a and wearing oAcrshocai

Somehow, trlrl to fall

Changing Course of Rivers Often Leads to Trouble

BY LYLi; 1. 1 HLMONT. Th Kio O ran de. clnr,c;r.i course and having on th- ,v.

ef the rier !ar. 1

t v-

metly r-n tl:e a 1 1 f n t i o n to character f

bound tri s

M :!. th'- l: t . t : f

iu:t:rir Mr. i

Tl-.e U 1 ri i r r

san-

a'.u.tb!v

verting to Tas

that before the c!;a iu-.' w. Oklahoma. It would a;; the part of w isdom t d limits of .d:tieal div:i r, tude and longitude ratl-a r change-able rivers-. This performance of

Grande s.igi:cst.

me p-.t. ;

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Io-slr:liti s. Th" Mexican f,.r?: who hae been plocj .. f; States by th river's trickery !; strange te say. To ing unde r .:. lean Jurisdiction. They uf.r remain Mei"a?-s. So::v c;

caani-t b' fathom. d. Wl;- -: nature, without a raove '..:r part, has transferred thm to ": Unit d States, thew hould scom boon conferrol upon them ; i--. s all understanding. But th. s-

tioi-.s arise:

Are the

now

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icar.s? (r should tliey !( ined by immigration inspectors .i- 1. if found i:n'e-sir.tb!e, ', porte d A: I if they should be deported, w hirl: r. since tile ir homes, perhaps t!:e- . ry houses in w hich some ef tlini w t r born, aro in th United Stats? Ar.el, suposing for a n-.orr. Tb. ,t the river should make another shift and put a cencrous slice f t" Te..s in Me xico, then what?

Oil Frauds Are Beincr Caught Up for Misuse of Uncle Sam's Mails

BY J. K. pitici;. Th federal department of justice

has tarteel a round-up of fraudu

lent oil eemipanie s. l-'ourtee :j

ilictments were brought tho tli.r day in New York, and the allegations contained m them are illuminating. . The dl companies tlie :-.se-l v s, their oiherts and salesmen an 1 tlej b.'-ke-rs liandüng th ir crtit.i'.t -aio chargeel with haing m ule ios inisrepre-.sentatior.s and using th. mails to de fraud. In all e f the cases, it is alleged, there was e ; y rttle of substantial property r p -siblo jtroduction of oil to Lack lh r promises. In some, the sto.k seen have been issued on a has..i if pure imagination. Purchase rs of that sort of .sto k may bo interested in learni i ; th it tho shares in one company, i :! d ir.vestora as a great bargain at .M'ä a share in Chicago and $3 a shir, in New York, cost the brok'-rs " l ce-nts a share'. Onf brokerage Sirm is charged w ith selling I . J 0 ' . C shares at more than Jl a share, afier paying L0 cents a share for it. isuch enterprises havo cost the American people enormous sums during tho last couple of y. ars. Tho money thrown away in fraudulent stock investments last tar alone has been estimated as high as h.i!:' a billion dollars. l-'ortunate:y th public f) late is becoming a little more wary. Tho patronizing rf wild it schemes like these not only re suits in loss to t lie duped investots. It eieprives legitimate enterprise ef the

money it needs, and it throws sus

picion eui stoik investment in general. It is partioularly unfortunate, that so many of th" frauds ha? been perpetrated in the e-il ir.dustr;.'. for the result IS to diS'Iedit ;,H ; jromotion at a ti:n- when the co m-

trv sor lv needs v. w oil ej.

mcnt and increase. ! produMion.

College Students Help Out in Harvest Fields

by i:. t. Mi:iu:iiTirf (Sec retary ef AcTioult ir-. ) Uolhge- students are- ;'.I!ir.g a big national x.e.-d in pe-ae as the y l:d in war. With arri'. ul'ure el-irnor-ing for volunte e r help, th y haM re-sponeie-el to th Call tb. ;s c;ir .i-s never before. Many tho us and.- f them have- gor. straicii f:-.::; th" e lass n. on:, at the- end f thacademic 't.-rnt. to th h.:re.-t lie-Ids. Some have almost re trio contine nt in this st. serving adventure and ch.ar.go along w:'h the-ir summer's wnrk. e'th"rs l.a.e take n the farm ob.s r.ear:t th m They tind the work so pr'-.'.t.-1 tl.at many a sedf-supportm -f;d-!.t can almost go through the :-. .t lego yt ,ir on what ho ains iu: .g the: ninnriT. They ":r.d it .- h :t!if jl that It will put them in

tie.n for co!l-c- atble-tj-- as ri'-'i: e lse could. They obtain a kind f f-iu'.ation that Is r.o ev v:i!". i! than what they i."a;n from ! lis and lee-tures. and they ;;..:.- a broad rr sympathy. Tli farms In, too. rrr-.-rs im said to b hr.dirg th.e:r h:r d !:' '; of far b'ttT .juahty th.ci t!. s year. They are learning r ; r students, as student " r:r- P-a.-:.::.g respect for them. And '; .: -silly th's studen's, w:h t'.:r - tlvo brnirs and their o ld, a.-'d . : '.s ? fc c t ?' f 1: n owl"i ir . :n ?. 'i their employers a f w thii.-'s: w -r'.h whilr.

Getting Schools Ready For Next Year's Grind BY P. P. CI AVION. Betwffii the V .rth i Ju'.y a'.! the ceperdng of s. boo! in th- fall :.- b'it a sho:t tin:-, a:.d all that :.- be accomp'.isla .1 m the w -t y of yrhool impr-ver:.-r.ts rriu.-t 5; rede d if th- l;.r- ' re-.idy ar.d th t-at bi.-.k; p- r n: el det.nitelv se ure i. Tf th.'rr. U anv I'if s'i of ! r 1 1 r l ? V

in material -r Ib-.r, tb.- " h" shoal 1 he; the- j r. f r" r.i :f ther' is .'ir.y ir j ;! .1 'i:inir tf-,i' !irs It i- the; 5 .'y -f th public to i:iv- s i a an 1 p ration as will n it !e th auth- ! .tie .-5 to ,fure a urhcient ..r.d r n ;-r nt t i.-h:r.g fcrc-. The f.rst w;rk o S-pte n.V r will find everybody omplainir.K as usual abo;;t ve rcrowde d. ur.'ier-t( t he re d. insanitary conditions l the schools unless preparations are push-d :n every possible way.

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