South Bend News-Times, Volume 37, Number 102, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 11 April 1920 — Page 32

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Mission of Bob Jonas Revival More Than to Provide Jacob's Ladder Upon Which to Mount from Weary Earth to Vaunted Skies

OPCNINC; of the Hob Jones evangelistic (services hre today marks the. re-alization on the part of the, churches of tho need of a spiritual revival; cf a resurrection of at least sufheient ( f that oM time religion of Jsus, to make It acceptable a? an Ideal, even though mammon has o o'erhadowcd It In the practical as to raise popular doubts of Its feasibility. It ha been to long iV.nce the. mest of us have heard a fermon fug?f?t!vo of -what Jesu might do; o long sine WA hav felt called ujpon to Ruae cur conduct, and modes of life, to strictly nccorl with Christian teaching", absorbing and radiating I lis spirit, that the true, conscientious Christian life, cne might almost wy, has become a lost art. Indeed, the cynical call It, "a discarded deuce." Nothing could bo more fitting than that it should b dove-al'ed In here. In the midst of the popular reaction and ulte universal unrest. that has followed our recent International scare and delude of hate. Too bad. Indeed, too bad, that we could not have, fought the world war, as our national leader counseled us to f.ht it, not !n a frenzy of fear, nor the wlldness cf hate, but for a principle chastening tho fo not In madness but love,- as a parent chastens a child. Had wo done that, there would not have been the reaction that has followed, nor the unrest that row exists. "We would have celebrated armistice day, not in a cplrit of greed glad only that the burden of buying Liberty bonds and supporting the Red Cros3 was passing, but In a Fplrlt of gratefulness that tho principle for which wo had fought had won. A truly Christian A merica would not have forgotten fo easily as It has, lt. promises to the world and to itself; that It had taken up the sword to make tho world pafe for democracy, to crush autocracy, and militarism, that wars might be no more. Christianity has failed here In the United States us it has failed in no other country on earth; failed Insofar as it has failed to inoculate the people with the rower of adherence to abstract principle with the disposition to .subordinate personal advantage ta reneral welfare. Christianity means that, or It means nothing. It is not a theology, fundamentally, but a mode of life, or, perhaps, rather than a mode, an object In lifo. "Wo have out-Neltzscheized Neltzsche, especially elnco the war, reacting into the very deepest of thoso materialistic channels for which wo condemned him so while tho war was on; condemned him as tho founder of the prevalent German lntellectuallsm. And Christianity Is the antidote. else there Is none. Never was evangelization so important to our American life as It la right now; more Important even than Americanization, slnco fundamentally, without Christianity the eflrit of America loses Its deepest elgniflcancc. Bringing Hob Jones here is but an exemplification of the best that could be done to properly and efficiently Americanize America and spiritualize that Americanism In all the great centers of population. It Ls moro a matter of evangelization Inoculation of thohearts of men with tho spirit of the Christ toward his fellows, than it is tho election of a president, or a congress, wage increases, or reduction of the II. C. of I, that is needed In America to glvo us the 100 percent Americanism that we pretend to crave. If tho heart is right, and the Intelligence minded to search for tho right, you cn trust to the results. Individualism after all is at the bottom of it nil, even of tho broadest socialization. The whole is but the sum of all its parts. It isn't necessary that a man be a recluso as the Nazarene was, or that he live among beggars, preach only from mountainFides, cr Bleep under a bush. We arc living In a more highly civilized etat than existed 2.000 years ago. but the fundamentals of Christianity, the spirit of the thing, the humanitarian purposes, have not changed. They arc merely available for morn complex uses and are of that much greater importance. Not that wo need less doctrinal Christianity perhaps, but that we nre sorely In need of rrorc practical Christianity, Justifies the revival thai the chvrches aro putting on. They r.evi that revival inside tho churches as well as on th oa's! h. nr.d indeed, that la one of the primal j urposes of It. The Paulino Idea of establishing the authenticity of the Mcsslahshlp, nnd that tho converts to It would beeomo practical Christians as a matter of course, hasn't always worked out exactly as he expected. :.nd the need of a revival every now and then, to revitalize the Christian heart, as well as to point cut the way for r.ev converts, encouraging them to acceptance, has been proven by the deviltry of years. The evangelist from the outride is not muzzled, as local clergymen too often .ire. by their social connections, tho business, anrl sometimes Immoral assedations of Influential parishioners; the greeds and p.lfsh activities of tho sometimes fattest contributors to congregational upkeep. He I free, thank the heavens, from the local political Influences ana partisan ablations, which more than occasionally silence- the church Into an alliance with the very forces cf corruption and immorality. Christ's church can never fulfill Its mission, and stand as a protectorate, even through silence, over the activities of satan's hosts. The churchman who swallows his religion, ar.d forgets it. when it Is time to apply It in rractic.il life-, merely because such application must of necessity run counter to his r olitlcal, partisan, social cr business advantage, needs just such a revival as we anticipate Hob Jones Is calculated to bring us. Wo are all honeful that this season cf unrest may eoon pas.- aw;.- that the international "slackerism" that is d.Ngr.icing cur l.nd the hypocrisy which we confess by ev ry withdrawal from the fulfillment cf our promised international obligations, will not sain us fore' r; th.it our local government may be Improved, ai d our iy may become a more fit place in which to li. fr - 1 from ico and damnation; that capi;..! and 1 . 1 4 r may oon learn to love each rther it: a ?-p.rit f mutual service, and that indus;rial justm- m..y take precedence over private greeds; that w c may h ive a better, more w hole-

souled Americanism, fair-minded and loyal, admitting of the largest measure of freedom consistent with each other's rights! Well, revivalism Isn't alone a Jacob's ladder upon which to mount from the weary earth to the vaunted skies. The purpose Is also to revitalize the earth and make it less weary, and this Is the message -which all those who are Inclined to sneer, might do well to ponder; the voice of the founder of Christianity himself, and the best insurance In th world, guaranteeing the improvements for which the human soul now craves: "Seek ye first the kingdom of God and his righteousness, and all these things will be added unto you."

KICKING THE "LID" OFF FROM THE DEMOCRATIC LETHARGY. WHILE it was only coincident, we aro told, that Thomas Jefferson's birthday was chosen by the Ralph Smith congressional committee as the time for opening his campaign in this city. It might almost he regarded as a significant coincident. Effort was made some months ago to Interest the local democracy In something like a Jackson or a Jefferson day dinner, with a democratic speaker of national repute, but nothing material has resulted. It Is a fit day for the launching of a democratic awakening. Mr. Smith will discuss the issues before the democratic congressional primary, and, we anticipate, with a deal of popular Interest. The Laporte man takes the position that there are Issues important enough to deserve discussion. It Is upon the Issues, and his potential ability to deal Intelligently with them, if elected to congress, that he Is making the race for the congressional nomination. He is of necessity taking his case direct to the people, combatant. In some Instances, as he Is forced to be, of the machinations of the old party leaders. We nre confident that no one will mistake where Mr. Smith stands on a number of things, when he has finished his talk, or doubt that he knows what ho is talking about matters of vital Interest to the nation with which the congress to be elected this year Is certain to he concerned. Due to democratic lethargy here, both In partisanship and principle, that has seemingly been lulled quite to sleep by the poisoned propaganda of "cor perhead" republicanism. this Is to be the first public address, on the democratic side of things, heard here since the campaign of 1915. Mr. Smith comes, therefore, in this one respect, ns something of a democratic revivalist, and every democrat, man and woman, should make sure tc hear him. Republicans have had their side of things vamped up repeatedly, always altrt, when most any sort of an organization Is to bring a public speaker here, to see to It through packed program committees, that a speaker Is obtained with a distinct anti-democratic accent. The "lid that has been maintaining the democratic sllenc ? Is to be kicked off Tuesday night, and Mr. Smith Is perfectly cornpot nt to perform the operation. It might do a whole lot of republicans good too, to undergo this awakening, as well ns th? democrats.

MANY QUESTIONS UNSETTLED. When England picked on Sheik Hussein as a likely instrument to annoy the Turks and as a reward for his efforts made him king of Hedjaz, which amounts to the same thing as monarch of Arabia, ambition was created that is not confined to Hussein himself. It has been communicated to his two sons also. Felsal, the elder, has had himself proclaimed king of Syria, and Zald, the younger, is assuming a liko position in Mesopotamia. These developments are displeasing to both Creat Rritaln and France, but how to remove them without causing moro trouble Is what is puzzling the statesmen of both countries at present. According to Fels.il the Syrian peopl have determined their own destiny and that is all there Is to it. The great war Is over, but the troublesome Phase? of it nre by no means ended; that Is, the troublesome pre-war phases, such as the old world secret treaties and intrigues, spheres of influence and boughten balances of power.

OLD PRACTICE AND NEW. Centuries aero, when people depended upon the products of their immediate environs to furnish ihe means of life, withholding of food from market was frowned upon as a criminal offense. There are many statutes In early English law against "engrossing" and "forestalling" and "regrating." Up until ly years ago some of them were still operative, and only ns transportation brought freer exchancre of commodities did they disappear. In the days of the American revolution the continental congress took steps to check "the wicked arts of the speculators, forestallers and engrossers." Engrossing and forestalling were made criminal offenses, punishable by a fine of 3,000 pounds or a yar in jail. After a while the law was repealed ana the public prosecutors relied upon the law against conspiracy to prevent food manipulation. Wo do m ich talking nowadays about the evils of food hoarding, but wc apply little action. Some of the old-fashioned laws were discarded too soon.

The Mexican presidential campaign is warm enough to require mobilizing troops, which may be taken as an Indication that affairs are assuming normal conditions ther

The Austrian archduchess who is to wed "a scion of an old Prussian family" drawing a salary of J2 a year must be marrying for love, certainly not for money.

Now they say that shoe prices arc due to volplane. Which revives hope that some day they will be visible to the naked eye.

We wonder if the former kaiser ever thinks of what he said he was going to do to America after the war was over?

SHORT FURROWS

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Let World War Veterans Speak For Themselves

PARSLEY

"Th' curtailed Crops League" held a rousin meetin' in Squire Marsh Swallow's ofilce last night f formulate plans fer 1920. Many papers wuz read, among which wuz: "Th Crow a Menace f Young Corn." "Stump Itlowin' an' Art," "Underbrush GrubMn' Well Repays th' Grubber." "Th Utilization o' Fence Corners," "Th' Value o' th Stone lloat," "Intensive Harrowin'." "Th Relation o' Lite I'lowin' V th War." and' "A Farmer's Wife, His Greatest Asset." Hut th" pleasantest surprise o' th' evenin wuz a stirrln' appeal by Mr. liodney Iamb, o Tulip, Indianny, t' curb th' production o parsley. He said: "Th' cultivation o' parley in this country has long been a national disgrace. Th' acreage de

voted t' parsley is a reflection on our civilization. I wish I had my statistics with me. I should like t open your eyes I should like to show you in black and white th' exact number o acres that are brazenly prostituted t' parsley in this country. T' give one precious square Inch o' soil to parsley while th nations o' th earth are starvin' is criminal. Who demands parsley? Iid any brave son in J'tance write home for parsley? Who would miss parsley? Why .should ever fried egg. ever' mutton chop, ever slab ' halibut an ever' salmon croquet, be hedged In by parsley? It's not eaten!!! It's tossed aside wasted!!! Lvei year millions, yes billions, o sprigs o' parsley are carried back t' our kitchens an' dump

ed in th' garbage!!! Why not garnish with alfalfa or dandelion or cedar? Let us take th' parsley that is annually thrown in th' garbage can. I'll give you th' figures as I remember them. We'll say a sprig o' parsley, an average sprig, is three inches long. That t my mind is a conservative estimate. It us place these sprigs end t end an' what do we have? Ten thousan' seven hundred and tifty-ono miles o' parsley ten thousan' seven hundred and fifty-one miles o' waste!!! Useless nonsense! Stuff that does not do one whit o' good t' any livin' soul. Ther's enough parsley mileage t' reach f Chateau-Thierry three times an' then some. Th' non-essentiality o' parsley culture should be apparent t' all. We are a thoughtless people. We don't

realize wk.t w. V ,h,;r.- v 1., n we plant paiJey. Ask ;u,v -im winhe plants parsb-y a r.' he'll eonf. s he doesn't know. Tie r's a terrmc overproduction ' l.;i;r.- .!(!,

all 1 .' . ui-e we den'i stop t' think. !

Uhubarh reached i:i amity production in lv;;o, an' it is t!ay th" most I emifious, brazen, arrogant, an' insinuatin' growth w.- have. It's another mena-e. Wh revrr you visit you're asked f take some " rhu'-ai t home with you. 'Take all o.j kin carry, we. Knt more'n we kin use.' we're tr-ld. An' why have they -ot more than they kin cse? I .'a use they've allowed it t' have its own way. An', my friends, you don't alius have f plant pars'.y. It'll vo!untet r it'll sneak up on yon. 1,1 us be on our guard in th' spring an annihilate it."

WHO'S YOUR RIVAL By Helen Rowland Through a Widow's Loi-gnette

"Isn't that funny!" The Widow tossed the morning newspaper onto the window seat, and made room for the Bachelor, who propped himself comfortably against the cushions opposite her. "A man is suelng for a divorce from his wife, because she isn't Jealous of him!" she bubbled mirthfully. "And I always thought that jealousy was the Serpent in the Garden of Eden!" said the Bachelor, lighting a cisraret. and gazing wistfully out at the rain, which threatened to spoil the house party. "Oh well! Some people simply must have their devils'!" he finished. "Yes!" twinkled the Widow, "so many peoplo mistake the devil for

hH grandfather. Every time a worn- Cleopatra skips to go into the

nn has a bored half-hour, nowadays, she fancies it's a soul-pang and rushes off and goes In for 'Art' or

uplift, or spirituals!... or classic dancing, or opens a millinery shop!" "Instead of sitting at home, and taking it out in embroidery, and gossip, and nervous headaches, and nagping!" rejoined the Widow, "and yet No man ever thinks to look at a law school, or a religion, or an art gallery, or a hat-shop, or a pay envelope his 'rival!' It never occurs to him. that a woman's love of music could be greater than her love of himself. He never suspects that a palette and a brush may cut him out if he does-n't make himself

interesting. He doesn't dream of be

And temperament for genius, and ing jealous of a typewriter and a

bad trmper for 'character,' and nag

ging for 'devotion,' " added the Bachelor. "And a new interest in life for a rival!" concluded the Widow. "That is the pathetic thing about this husband. He not only can't make his wife Jealous, any more; but he can't find anybody to be jealous of, himself. Isn't that sad! He feels sure that his wife doesn't love him, because she doesn't torment him or pull his hair or go into hysterics, or run home-to-mother. But he can't discover who his rival is unless it's her music teacher! Isn't that Just like a man to assume that nothing on earth could possibly distract a woman's attention from himself, except another man! No man's rival, and no woman's either, ever was a human being!" "What!" exclaimed the Bachelor in bewilderment, 'don't you call a blonde manicurist, or a Titian chorus girl a 'human being?'" "Oh jes in a way," answered the Widow. "But no man ever was lured from his happy home, by his love for a blonde manicurist or a Titian chorus girl or any other woman. What 'lures' him i his iove of adventure, of amusement, of novelty, of excitement, of a change. The other woman is not the cause of his deflection she's merely the result. And no husband's Real rival In his wife's heart is another man. It's something far more dancerous and formidable. It's another In

terest! In this particular husband's

rhyming dictionary. And yet these are the real rivals that are threatening the home, today. And no man' knows Who or which his rival may be tomorrow!" "Hear, hear!" cried the Bachelor. "Xantippe elopes with a bucket of suds and a box of washing soda!

shaking out the pi. at- cf 1, r smart little walking skirt

' h. to loo- for a man " she

movies, and Helen of Troy opens a

beauty parlor!" But," he added i c in

plaintively, "aren't there any girls, -if ou mean that goggle-eyed, left, who are willing to be just nice, ! eurly-he;o: . et-toimued " ' (

natural, interesting, sympathetic! ... 'r il.';i:'n- mt'-rrupted the U idow, wnh n y sweetness, "who

wi es . "Millions of them!" declared thi

admits that I have a brain!" "Ii" Vom iiin'in t 1 1 . t i . v r. r I , 1

Widow, "that's what every normal pr,,f( ...nal-s.'.ul-inate.' rep, a ted

... ...... i w"' c the Haeliflor, "I Wouldn't, jf I Were there is a natural-minded woman J y()IJ ... living who doesn't prefer a rwi-j' :.yhy l:( .... .yu, Window's ehin genial, tc ider. loving husband to a Ut,nl U) )Jt :in.ltIy

career, or an or i.une, o, ,uo, , "I'.ee.u-." vljd the Bachelor, "T or anything else in the world! But s;iW iin! tl..lVt, jn ;L riM, ,

now that Woman ha rown a brain.

she simply Must have something to think ago it and somebody to think With lur!" "That's it!" complained the Bachelor rebel liously. "a man can't think For hisi wife anymore. . expects him to hink With her! As if anybody on earth could follow a womman's mind, when her thoughts run (round in eireh s.' and triangbs and detours and scallops and 'probands' and Why! Where are you going?" The Widow had risen and stool

Mrs. Solomon Says-

tile little hut ter-Colored 1'. ! o ! ; d flOlU Altoona. just 10 minutes ao!" "What a here!" exclaimed the Widow, sitting down, again, with a sigh -- of relief. "Wasn't lie!" agreed the Bachelor, "and so was she'." (Copyright, 1.2"i.)

winow-risMs. The only way in which a ;rl can attract any attention, in these days, is to go around with a lot of cloth s and all her eyebrows on.

Dissecting love is like pulling the petals from a flower. Bv ta- time

i you hae learned a little about it. I all its perfume and swectne.-s are

Being Confessions of Wife 700th - : .

How long, O my daughter, wilt thou continue to persecute men with thy "whys'' and thy "wherefors?" Verily, verily, as a small boy hateth a bath, as a bolshevik abhorreth a shave, as a woman dreadeth the word "where." so doth a man abominate the word "why!" For, alas, all the days of his life, his ears have been afllicted with the ong of woman, and the burden thereof is "why!" "Why dost thou love me?" "Why dost thou not love me?" "Why art thou distrait?" "Why art thou late?" "Why can't wc afford it? Why can't I have it?" "Why dest thou never kiss me?" "Why did I ever marry thee?"

Yet with all her questionings I

sav unto thee, what woman hath

case. It waa his wife's music her own 0Ver unveiled a man's thoughts, and

voice." ..-.I. T . Ol

heard from his lips his real rea-

The Bachelor's tone!

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wa.s moCKing, woman. laincu away by her own voice! Well, that's comprehensible. But when another 'interest as you call it. wears 'snappy collars,' and smokes Havanahs and drives a red car; or when it ha.s soulful eyes and a poet's lock over its forehead, and a line of soul-talk, like that Green

wich village freak I saw you stroll- J

ing in the moonlight with, last nicht" "It was your own fault!" broke in tb Widow, "you insisted on playing bridge with that little butterhaired card-tlend. all evening!" "But I didn't want to!" protested the Bachelor, "I only wanted a little game, and a nice comfy place by the open fire!" And it wasn't th Greenwich Village poet's soul-talk that I wanted." mimicked the Widow, "hut the moon, and the open-air. and a little romantic adventure! That proves my point!" she addd triumphantly, "when a bachelor stravs from a woman's side, it's not in search of another woman but in search of diversion. And, when a husband a nice average, tame husband begins looking around at other women, it's because he wants something comfort or congeniality or sympathy that hi wife can't or won't givo him. But r.obody ever understands how a Woman can want anything more in life than n

'good, kind husband." who never

For his answer is alv.ajs: "Because it's so!" "Because, I say so!" "Because I do!"

"Because I won't!" "Because I want to!" "Became I will!"

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"Because I couldn't, because I didn't, because I forgot and likewise, "Oh, because'."

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The .Sunday morning divrr.-ioii of a wife; Watching her husband as

' he sits there with his' ton-hair all

Wherefore, then. oh. thou foolish ruffi,.,l up. and laugh, at the antic s one, wilt thou continue to seek t" ,,f the i, ,d, had boys in the com;"reason" with a man? t-, rtior. For a man considereth that time j

wasted, which is consumed in ex- I Women who ;vo into pol;, s

plaining" things to a woman. And he would rather be "misunderstood" all the days of his life than obvious and intelligible! (Jo to, go to! The unreasonableness of woman hath inspired the jest of the wit and the sermon of the sage since the beginning of time. But I siy unto thee, there is this difference only between them: A woman "cannot reason!" And a man will not reason! And never so long as he liveth will any man tell any woman why! Verily, verily, I wonder why' Selah. (Copyright. 12 0 .

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the now !: t'.v ta. ha; at. otis but a 'nt''' sum f ... se.J oa t h. .r a - - of t . i I t. r.iti mph :. ah - .. a-f , r . , t 'm y 01 ; n g a . ; v :; t la :a ta w, . : ta w 01 11 be only :n t i . . : , , 1 est i t ; t a t a a a I r o o : . to ( 1 i i t d .! o 4 r pa". .e . 1 l"bt.

Woman's Ability to

Earn Outside Home Whoever was th-' author : '' S'atement, II oW 1 U. t .t . . t 1 "woman's jda c-.- ;-i -,. i...?a- - - a I' d no obs- . ' 1 1 u t h. t '" t ' .

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f ou n I. A - an o : p 1 1 a . n i makiitg leads a!! otl,i- iu nut er.gag---!. Il'iv. r. it .b---low t i l a t. w -m i .- h . ' d a t ' i ;. d for . on, ej , j n g 1 - a i - ! . malting in a - i ;.-; t a i The young woman v ia. :- 4 p '1 only for marriii'-- and tnSe.j'jent en re .f a !.!..' arisk .- gaim-t w h a h r.o i:.--;t-.r pro ;.b-.l. i. ma'.- - !- : al 1 ers-s iiiT-ir . - 11 w 1.4-r-' t . p'-ets are the m promi-mg.

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who is Thrown eri to pro-.ade ffa-i. -!.

for he 1 self. .,'.; J 10- -.l.Iy f.

n s .1 !-". '.).n tramit.g 1 lor a i t. ing (A" i t in t ho - - that m 1 la- t h b a -1 1 -fa i

I gfe.lt St expenditure i f phv. n

tort. Ih ee:;!i;. the p. w dt-p i' t a in d an item .-' i ; n g th it a id" t he a .-; aa t ' d .'

had h.-.-n fo-i:,d Iii; a bo- r.a r. She r t! ai:a - I to some a f r r ''. a 1 ho a - -

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niz- t't'it i: . i-f - .rt a ado i : . .- r n t t !. t . r ' .-.-t -, in son..- tr.id

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livery woman would like to know. Why every man has to have a blonde in his life! Why a man's theories regarding "woman" and his tas'esj in "women" are so different. Why a man always carols and thrlKs at his bath! Why a man loves himself letter In a red necktie, than in any other kind. Why a woman has to po through 17 dhTerent kinds of tenure in order to attain that nlc clean, kissable effect that a man has after a shave. How a man can tell a woman all about science, engineering", dynamics, perpetual motion and the modus operandi of an airplane' and yet can't make his "flivver" so when it gets temperamental. How a man can know so much

when all he need do is to k-.-p on saying, "How pretty you l""it! How pretty you look! How prettv vmj look!"

t about eyrry-

wants iti this life; hut

it take-; a litt!-1 p; tik -and-w h it tiling with a dimple and o:- brain (.-II ta make a man y t it f'. r h r.

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thing sh'

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Why there i so little differed ;i u.(l,, ,n j. ;;S tf.v.a,--.l g

la 1 r. 'f ' sh'- ) ' h.t hirar aid - i. common nee, - a etf t i n g p r; 'a And tia- a; hfv t t . a -. if la -i b-a i aT ,ri w me 1 Tn.:'. w o.r. a -": . : .-. e ,,: -;r t!.a' : l.' v. .f..

between the savage and the ilized man, before breakfast.

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about politic s as he saj s he does

answers when she speaks or wastes' and then Ut them put prohibition

nn' brain-cell In a conversation ! vt on mm. with her. Nidodv understands how! Why all the busbar d.-

j a wom.an can acquire heart-fag.

just a- a man acquires brain-fag from listening to a human musicbox with only one tune!" "I feel sorry for the modern husband." soliloquized the Bachelor. "He has so mmy More 'rivals' than

in the

comic strips are "abused!" Why a man who fills in love with a girl's pretty foot and ankle is always shocked to discover that she has a brain at the other end. Why a man will rack his brain to make small talk -with, a woman.

ve.ree. They love t sit around am! VagtPUV" s;- 'i;! l?e or; how ? OUal b i',:,'-. if they sh Ul i eer i are To . 1 . it.

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craa v.ano wins

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Why a man always begins to find fault with tfm dorra sti'- r gin e the mor.ient you succeed hi gettiii a servant ir. the house. Why Darwin said men sprang

from monkeys, w hen tlmy appear ! t j.-m as the sun of h- r

merely to have crept away! p,j. ,,ra- v. ho '-r.ab - i',own. on ,

Why a man always bt nms as i -,n , f the footlights. 1

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r . 1 -

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il, a ti i1 nut tia' e

-:s up

proudly when you r.um- rat" his sins as though you had pra-.-.-nted

mm witn a bouquet, u- ti arnegie

medal. How a man ran ten the front from the back of hii Mt. Why a liian always la-ter.s to his wife's conversation with that "I-am-ren.dy-to-be ar-w it h -you" ex pre ssi4n. A"hy a man's id a of h.ous.- 'leaning" oiu is's iu running it strawthrough "lie flat and blow it g the dust out.

Half the time a man h' sn.'t kr.ow wh:her to a"'-pt Iii- wife's allu- j sau.s to Iiis si b. ;.,re i-.-mpauy as !

"hor.orabl'- nau. a au .--dogy or a thr at. .

.sweet l'et Name of Man for Man. ld l'uffer Iii- best friend. (b...d fid S-o-ii Th- u.an with .1 w in,- r -lar. Simp, ltooh. i'".f'h'T, 1'oor I'i-h

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Why Slolomon was the only manjglrh who ever appreciated "woman's in- j h i largo- H is b

ttnitp varietv. Ni.t r." Ja.tU wno

Why men are so nie. and captivating!

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