South Bend News-Times, Volume 37, Number 74, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 14 March 1920 — Page 19

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Mrs. Solomon Says Being The Confessions of Wife 700th

nv iri:u:.x koui,m. Vrrlly, verily, my (iauirM tT, thrf thirds I trust not my, fur I fin.l too mui'h f'-r r:if. A ouiji If.ir ;ir.-! n rr.nn who v.ru! 1 tral V' Mars iij -.n a rrkf-t. Tfi vr of a p-,i"ir r, who salth, ' Oh. hw 1. -nmir.;:' "

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I f -rv.!.-?th "f.frr.i! lv:" I o, th jmjnt; i'Nalist cryofh: "F.. hoM. rot;. T but f.ral the prf 1 Tvc!r,:in -f ny ilreair., tnn v.fiu! I I cvi5i fro. 'a frlvolinj; 'eve h'r furever arvi cvpr!" Put I rr.llc hrhirvl my fan nr1 .'iniTfr him. tavir.i: "Tt. vrüj', my yon; I l:r,o-,v th" ll'Xl U'llMIl thou f-f krr. 'Hvi a !am.5'-I -.ho is l oth ilaz-r.:!r;-iirl mc-"t. ' Chic and wonoml'-al. "F.rül.'.mt. and yrt ur.or.histiratrl; pood and yrt InUrcstirt ir; fasrly.ntlns; ?.vA yt hath r.vrr ien Air.d! "Or.- v.-ho v.ül r.vjcp. thy vanity to r puffrd lip v.lvn sho ralkth .-inor.r men, in -1 k si. c? them to turn thlr head-? and cry, "Uphold! A .earn!" ypt rno v ho will bo content to nil at hor:i and watch thr rrad tho nenspapcr Mx cvor.infe's of the v.fcl;. "One who Trill po forth upon tho highway looklnc- Uko a breath from rari.---and yet cheerfully inakft over her frcclcs and trim her osi: hat. "O::o "who will catpr to thy tilrrstion and also adorn thy drawing room. "Ono who will be cold ar.d haughty towanl all others yrt who will run at thy whi.stle, tremble at thy frown, and eat out of thlno hand! "Hvpn a kitten ami a o,ucen: a ralnt and a Clrc-; ;m ornament and a kitchen utensil; a halo and a foot stool. "And having found thin paraxon thou wilt lov her BufTieiently to fppd and clothr and ret her, fo long a she Mattereth thee and coddleth and waltheth upon thee and doth not pet upon thy nerves. "So lone as she keepeth her figure and hrr dignity and never causeth theo to blush. "So lonff aa she never boreth thee, nor natrgeth thee, nor exprcsseth her real opinion of thee. "So Ions as she tlckleth thy vanity and doth not tread upon thlno amour-propre.

THEATER Two Days Tuesday & Wednesday

' '.n to! Talk not unto me of tho

prrf'ct woman and man's eternal love! "Per the one in a paradox, and tho other Is a dr-am! "And neither existeth, Rave, in a man lmair.atlon. "Hut a w !. man will be content

j to fir.d a dj.t;.':e; who is kimble, and

ch-rful anl layal. For no more f.in any man ask! "And an honet man will prorr.i" to love hrr. fo long hs ho findtth hor loyrahle. "For no more ran any man prom- :,'!" . irelah.

Spri7ig Hats and The Man

-As a Woman Thinkctli

Yo'i could judr a rrm by the hat J South or West.

SOUTH BEND THEATERS.

""wore: j And tint it would r r- perfectly! If he cliinff faithfully to a brown , safo to .n up to him on the strer. derby that Inverted J-alad-bowl. j a n 1 ask him to help you find your : which is responsible for most of j way

the ba.d heads in this world j And he wu; 1 doff tb Strtson You knrw that he was an un-Wi?h tle n-.anncr of a Sir Walter S"ner.ttf d Ilromider ' It.il-:2rh. ; r.d ar.-wtr "Y.s Ma'am!" You knew that be wT.t t' bus- ' or " Vrtain'y .Ma'an;!" Ines.s v.-ry morning, promptly at' If h- wnro a h.qk Mlk hrt. 5 o'clock, an 1 returned every rvn- j You kr.'w t".i it ! s-" r tly yc.rnlnr. in time for dinner. led to be a doctor, a lecturer, a foThat he would vote the straight i 1-ty man or a d .iron, republican or straight democrntio j And prol aby w.'.vii't ANY of ticket, no matter If the heavens 1 their, j Ttli: ; Hut NOW whrii ran you tell That he shaved every day, kf.pt! about a m.-.n? his w itch in ordrr, loved b.v"ball. i Thc-y all w far exactly th amr ar.d "pooh-poohefi," the thought of I br-wn. urrrn cr pray hat, with a woman suftra?-; js-.ft brim. Th-n h had th "Umm"' habit. ; And th-y AI.I br,k nir, and inand always ate his dinner with theinornt and romantic in It! newspaper propped Up In front of i T:-jt !t doe.sn't mean anything at

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TliU Day Only. I'lijoy the blessdnrs r.f tho .1;.- ?f

e;od .w-nds them; and the evils br,ir' thoucht ?ch(renh'iu?er i F.e-raue NO man picks out hs patiently and sweetly; for this day ! v'as Thr" nam'' ' a -'ausae. Omar ! own hat any more. only in ours; we arc dead to f-t-r-K;iivy:im a anr" brand rf ci carets, f He just goes into a shop, clones day. and not born to "tomorrow 1I,ir'fZ;L I'us-ian dancer. j his eyes as though k were waiting Jeremy Taylor. " That ho always pay d the rnt ' for a train to run over him 1 promptly, always rrrowled about the! And lets the clrrk WISH it on y , . . ,i . kin.. ..1....... . . - . . . . , . i l. : i

t "0 thx-r a u n c j ry niis, always s-.umniea oyer 'mm. 'vi . , ..ljTiess keeps a man from I his shoes at right, and always tip- And yet

ou xns Knees to a 1 p-'I trie waiter K.A(.TI a quartwoman; at CO, caution; at 40, di;-- er. r.ity but at CO nothing but out or! I? p "fre a fuzzy "plush hat" avoirdupois can stop him I w1 a rute little bow in the back, . ' You kiu-w that either his wife hail

Lots and lots of men who uved

i'i'i just vote as tho i

party bors told them will now be-in making an intrinent study of po!iti?s in order to bo able to answer their wives' questions.

Try NEWS-TIMES Want Ads.

picked It out for him. r that he worked at th" ri?bon counter or in a men's haberdashery. And wanted to be an actor or at least to look like onr! And that he could whistle all the latest son-hlts and repeat all the latest vaudeville jokes. If he wore a bi. dashing-looking Stetson. You knew that he came from the

Men hav th" -olossal audity

To LAUGH at women's hats!

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j apartments of a veins? woman- I ; hat-r. whom she br":kves to W cut i ( 'f town, and who s'.idler.ty returns, j Kich in h;i:r.nr, jet ph asant'y st.- . national at lirr.e.'lt contains a mys-' tery ami a romantic interest that is i , kept at hiri pitch. yra Carev.r ' ! ; rpttily app-iaiir.c a.? the heroine. ; T::. story f a man who bad toI little money and a woman who had t more thin !-!; needed, is t!d in I "'ins if.-1.- Monrv." a humanlv ;.p-

rvilint: little drama of a youn; n-.-ir-ried couple's etrani; mep.t and th .r later hap;:ness. With lTuu ne J:ri-n as r.b.e luisband and pretty1 a a Ket'e as tb.e your.tr bri.ir, the, picture u s'mwn at the Castle to- '

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at tne .rphf'iru th".itrr tn aitt rno"n, has f.vo act a" vjcuil tu r:t. One (f thfe i Werner. Ann ros trio, who ei:- r the musical comedy

lies." Stab y and Farbe, k, known j A man's efforts to tell "Nnhir.c as th nautical blacksmiths." have ; Fut the Truth" for or.e week ! ads

a real novelty and share headline honors with the former orferins-

two r.f jjis paN almost to the dp. rce court ar.d lose? for himself the

Lcney Haskell, the celebrated char- ; friendship ar.d respect of busdm ss ' ac-tt-r comedian. delights with a j acquaint inf"S and nearly costs him! timely monologue. I'eiry Frooks. the lo. of the "only irtrl." in tho !

featured recently with the Zieirfehi i pictur. bv that title v. hi'h is shown

Iidniirht show atop the Amsterdam

ro"f in New York, is another entertainer on this excellent bill. Jerome and Newell present their original offering whi:h they call "A Chinese Circus." Julia Nah and C TT. O'Donnoll. in their oricinal comedy, "Three A. M."; N'ivon and Sans, offerlntr black -far,--comedy, Iady Alice's Iats, presenting sonuthinir different in anima'dom and Frniino and her dainty

sister, are t-ntertalners for the last half of the week starting Thursday.

at the Castle Tuesday. Taylor; Holmes, popular stae and. picture! star, haj tho stellar role. ; -Tb.e Six Fet Cellars." a lively, prohibition comedy, features Fryant Washburn 01 Thurs-Iay. The fea- j turrs for Wednesday and Fridiy are. as yet unannounced. On Saturday! Marguerite Clark is the star of "All . of a Sudden l'et;sy." '

The discovery that New York i e j cream is mace of pelarine js the in- ;

Also thero Id Fud and Jessie Gray, , spiratitn for a pure food campaign j

The greatest of all cunninrr is to i

seem h'lial to the snares which we know are laid for us; men are never so easily deceived as while they are endeavoring to deceive others. Itochefouecauld.

in musical comedv bits.

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A comedy drama of unusual cleverness! and originality is "Cnder Suspicion," today's Castle picture, wh;:h tells of a youn girl of wealth and beauty who seeks refupe from her society friends by leasing the

SUNDAY, MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY

THE KINOGRAMS World's Latest News. STALEY & BIRBECK The Musical Blacksmiths. PEGGY BROOKS Late Zierrfeld Follies Star.

WERNER, AMOROS TRIO

"Love's Follies.'

LONEY HASKELL Celebrated Character Comedian. JEROME & NEWELL

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