South Bend News-Times, Volume 34, Number 276, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 3 October 1917 — Page 6

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OCTOBER 3, 1(I7.

WHKRE WTi NTSliD TO HE CAUTIOUS. Attempt on the part cf politic ian curUtonu au-i Otherwise to :na ;i goat jf a man, merely lit-caus he of (Jerinan birth or linear-. uwa it for -am-pai;'n claptrap, is 'I'litc at- un-Ara rican as it wual-i be tu embrace him and piaitc him t th- hkits, thuu-;li he wtie a real "CDpf-rhcatl' anl a pro-(Jt'rman t-n-emy. We houli mak- it a.-y as pooü'le for men of German I irth. tt.v. t.- he Ual. W uuuht not try to ilriv them into ,fln traitors. We are at war with Germany to make the "worM ale for democracy." We ouKht nut, therefor, make our own democracy autocratic; by which, we nean, the popular assumption of autocratic powers. There is a ast difference between "copperheadism ' of the "V" HUI Thompson school, in Chicago, and the doen and ( u- other school?, as they llourish in various parts of the country, and the German who hai become truly and effectively Americanized, loyal to the decree that entitles him to all tho rights and privileges of American citizens, as truly as though he were American born. The country is full of Just that type of German3. It If full of German-Americans who were pro-German up to the moment that war was declared but who from that moment on have been as distinctively pro-American. They are contributing a considerable compliment to the American ranks. We must be sensible iri our Mip:cions of the;-, men. Wc need to bo

just. The man of German birth, with the strain upon his American patriotism of haint; to reere his sympathies for the fatherland into an enmity, has und' i -uone infinitely more in the transformation of mind. inipu!e. and devotion, than the native-born American ran ever hope to do. That there has 1" en much of this transformation, ton, id tidc.ce i by the almost complete reversal of Kaiser Wilhelm's prophecy as to what would happen in America in cac a declaration of war against Germany should ever result. There was to be an internal upri-iniT h re of r.oit.nno Germans and GermanAmericans but v. here is the uprising? Most of the pro-German pror a;1 n-la in this country, especially since Mar was accepted, has been conduct d by Americans, but too dis.honr.vt, l!s!oal, and too little American to deserve American recognition. Such are the people wlru) ar doin: th- threat mischief. The Americanized German, who Is loyal to America, is as much an American, and !eervir.ir of American respect, as hou-h he had 1 en naturalized from llritain. I'rance riuM:i, Italy, or any of our arious allies. The traitor, of rour-e. who is an alien enemy, or of pro-German sympathy, is a different matter, but here a train, regardless of hi nativity. As Pres't Wilson has well said: "It is a question of loyalty, not of nativity. Those Americans, of German birth r lineaire, who have plichted their ows and adopted America as their home and their hope, establishing themselves amon us, as one of us. and making common cause with u?. are as oo.l Americans as the rest of us. and are to be congratulated and encouraged rather than discouraged and condemned merely from a nationality." It speaks volumes, and it is the highest voice in the land, if not the vho'.e world. We should be careful in our surepir.c challenges of all Germans, or of Ger-ro:n-Aincr:ar.s socalled. We ousrht to differentiate, nnd particularize a little, and dirYerentiate ami particularize with caution.

CAMP MORALS. The cer.eral In command of one of the army cantonments was annoyed by the sale of li-mor to "his Kxs" in the adjoining city. I'nable to cet satisfactory

action from the municipal authorities, he announced that unless this practice was stopped he would place the city under martial law and shut up the saloons. Whereupon th saloonkeepers and the city administration sat v;p and took notice, and reformed accordingly. The commander wasn't Muihr.tr. Hp had the necesary power, under var department regulations, and v. as prepared to (trt it. lie has stopped the selling of drinks to Iiis troop, and has also eliminated r.iniMinc and other for:n of ice. It's a sample f what is emc done m all the army camps to it- tect the oi:ny in n juartered ther"1. Tl."" cam; s a:-' i ! an. I: jrier.ically and morally. Their e:: ir.mmt--nt is '.m"., t c. at leat within , ;;.emie ral u. In ii' -t . i t tl.' c i' a rsiriff p"wer of the . erm.: nt c farther than that. It's a ::r at satisfaction to if.-"' folk at hon;- t krow that theu sol

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The Local Republican Retreat REPUDIATION of the Keller administration now, and for that matter, for months past, by the very forces that gave it bein, makes an interesting indictment. The administration was ushered in tilled with promises, from these sources, but bids fair to be ushered out showered with curses, from much the same sources. It is asserted that citizens' movement?, and independent citizen administrations have failed, and utterly failed because of Mayor Keller, and that, in consequence South Bend is to return to partisan government. We quote the republican oran, which at the head of the republican hosts, joined forces with the progressives, four years ago, and with the aid of democratic malcontents, accomplished what now seems to have been a dismal failure, almost criminal: "Nearly four years have elapsed. They have been years of disappointment. The administration had an opportunity to create such faith in the government of the city by forces independent of political parties as to make control by any political party, at least for years, next to impossible. It did not grasp the opportunity. It failed t appreciate properly what was before it. It did not seem to have a complete realization of its debt or its duty to the people who placed it in power." "To the people who placed it in power," yes. but what people is meant? The republicans and progressives, ditto, democratic malcontents, and with them the newspaper that voiced their promises in the last municipal campaign? We take it from this that Maor Keller's administration, has failed then, as a citizen and an independent administration, because it has been too citizenlike and independent. We know that this has had much to do with the constantly growing republican dislike for it, quite from the moment of the tirst appointments, but here is the admission, though, perhaps, inadvertently put. Read on: "The result of this failure has been to drive people back to partisanship and to make it certain that the next administration will be a party one. Citizens' movements have received a terrilic blow; one from which they may never recover. The hope of those who saw better government under non-partisanship has received a great setback and they see now that South Bend will revert to partisan methods of government, perhaps for all time." The question is, did those who deserted the late James H. Loughman, the republican mayoralty nominee of four years ago, and those who stood aloft from Lewis C. Landon, progressive nominee, do so because they "saw better government under non-partisanship", or did they do it because they saw more hope of victory under the false pretense, expecting that in consummation, the government would be really republico-partisan ? It is not lost from the memory of everyone, as yet, the interest that the republicans took in the citizens' primary, determined upon placing a dyed-in-the-wool republican at the head of tiie citizens' ticket, nor is it forgotten how piqued they were when the mantle fell to a bull mooser. Some of the Keller supporters did, it is true, think they could see "better government under non-partisanship", but they are not prominent among those who are pronouncing it a failure, and who are demanding a return to partisanship. The citizens' movement of four years ago was to them a promise of reform, not a false pretense, and while it may not have accomplished all that they hoped for, it has done well enough that they have not deserted the idea not by a long way. This paper was perhaps as partisan in the campaign four yirs ago, at least, as its contemporary will be this year, and owes Mayor Keller nothing. Neither does Mayor Keller owe us anything. We merely make the distinction between the republican false pretenders of those campaign day, repeating the charges that we made at the time, that so far as the republicans were concerned the whole performance was a hoax, calculated to re-cement the republicans and progressives together. Tailing in that, with machine preference for the republicans, naturally it has failed from their viewpoint. "The right kind of men In office is the essence of the whole matter. Good government in South Bend or in any other city cannot be expected without the right men in executive, legislative, and administrative positions. While objecting to the way their money is spent they fail to acquaint themselves with the nominees of the parties and therefore vote blindly instead of investigating to determine in their own minds which nominees will probably give the best results." What difference does it make if we are going to have such a wholesale retur i to partisan government? In partisan government it is the party that is held to account. In one breath we tind our republican friends seeking to condone their return to partisanship in municipal ailairs. and then here in the next, they throw out a bait for independent voting. "It is the kind of men in oiiice," they say, "that is the essence of the whole matter," and they expect the individual voter to acquaint himself with the nominees, and vote on the basis of independence anyhow. Some tip that they must have taken from Col. Joe Sullivan last Saturday, in his er ort to differentiate between his support of the republican party and the republican nominee, with the preference to the nominee. Very well then, we guess the democrats can stand it if the republicans can, but. doing this, quite naturally the individual voter in the study of nominees is going to take into account, along with the rest, the kind of people that is flocking to this one and that, especially as they cross the party lines, in Col. Sullivan's trail. We are all more or less judged by the company we keep, and particularly the company that we especially attract. The return to partisan government in South Bend, and the absence of an independent or citizens' ticket in the fleld, is due to the fact that partisan republicans packed the citizens' meeting at the V. M. C. A. last spring, and literal1)' railroaded through a resolution not to have such a ticket. Republicans were present and voted at that meeting who were never inside the Y. M. C. A. before in their lives. What they want is to get hold of the city government for the republicans, and the question of "better government under non-partisanship" has nothing to do with it at all. That is the reason too for the defeat of Grant Manning in the republican primary; the fear that he might serve the people tirst and the republican ringleaders only incidentallv. Ml government is bad that is not republican bossed. That is what has gotten Mayor Keller in bad. Such is the "disappointment" that he has been. That is the opportunity that he did not grasp. We hold no brief for Mayor Keller but he has set a new standard in local municipal government, in a number of things, and despite his mistakes, future administrations, partisan or non-partisan will have to measure up to those standards, pretty well, to get by.

THE MELTING POT

Come Take Pot Luck With Us"

Geological Wonders in the National Museum

THC inCHWAYJIAV. The robber Is a citizen who much dislikes to toil. To muss his hands of lily white with humble sweat and fciI. He srets a jdece of hardware with explosives in the rear. Which has an awesome hole in front that cautious pec pie fear, And when he points it trimly at a fellow creature's phiz. That other person's property is quicklv rendered hi.

But social custom frowns upon such methods crude and rough. And builds a jail with solemn hftrs extremely titht and toush. The robber who acquires your coin by methods coarse and raw Is hauled before the Jury- in a cranky court of law And measured out a term of rears to thoughtfully abide Inside a chamber eisht feet lon and lesrs than four feet wide.

By Garrvtt I, sent-

However, there are means by whicVi a cautious per?on can Kxtract some unearned lucre from his thrifty fellow- man. The h'uy who overcharges you a dollar or a aime Is never jerked before the jui?e and pent to do his tim: He finds his plain and simple nerve an excellent device For selling little value at a tall and stately price. Arthur Erooks Baker.

Suppose You Were a Fly Unless You Left Your Human Nature Behind You It Would be a World of Fearful Monsters in Which You Would Find Yourself.

BY GAimi'TT 1. Si:itYISS

If one of the malicious demons of the Arabian Nichts should transform you into a tly, while leaving you in possession of your human point of view about things: around you. what a monstrous world this would seem to be. Everything would be distorted and thrown out ol Us familiar proportions and relations. The little would become bitr, and the bis prodigious. Fear and terror would be magnified, along: with other thinps. Your instinctive standard of measurement would still be your own personal dimensions but you would have shrunk to about l-3.8C0.n00th of your former bulk (i. e., ISO times in each dimension, lemrth. breadth and thickness), while everything around you would retain its normal size. The microcosmic world would seem to have sprung up around you to macrocosmic dimensions. Suppose that the first place where you alighted in your new role of a full-fledged house-My. in buzzing search after speck of spilled syrup, or a grain of sugar, or a bald head (as pleasant to your hooked feet as rough bark to a cat's claws), were a side table, three feet long by two wide, in a restaurant. While your new fly nature attached itself solely to the eatables, your old. left-over human nature would take cognizance of the novel aspect of your surroundings. The surface of the little tahle would seem to you to be about as larsre as Union or Madison square. The tarnished menagere would rise like a gorgeous pagoda of porcelain, glass and silver. 300 feet tall! The tea-cup into whose sweet-smelling depths you cautiously descended, tapping its coffee. stained walls with your Gargantuan club-tonsue. would yawn like a crater 40 feet in depth. When, with appetite stimulated, you emerged from your feast the lly-flapper that descended upon you with the crash of thunder, and took off one of your six legs, would look as large as a half-acre lot dashing down from overhead. The fly side of you, exulting in its agility, would only laugh at the adventure, but when you perched on a hat-rack and sought nonchalantly to use your remaining legs as brushes for your

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head and wings, the haunting human element would make you tremble with terror over your narrowescape. But in a moment a new wonder would banish the old fear. Kntt-r-im;, with rly-impudencv and curiosity, to the up-hung straw hat of a customer eating his p!e, about as far below you as from the apex of the Woohvorth building to the Broadway pavement, you would rind yourself in a round, perfumed hall as capacious as a theater. But when the owne- of the hat arose to claim his property and free it from interlopers, you would rlee in abject fright, even though you had the courage of a thousand Hies, for the giant on two legs that suddenly reached after you would be a thousand feet tall.

Before the imperturable philoso- i

phy of your tly nature had restored your upset human reason you might have fed across Broadway and into the inviting seclusion of St. Paul's chapel, but here again the old habit of comparative juelgment would lead you into fres-h astonishment. The expanse of p?us around you would be as vast as an ordinary hilly landscape, and the great ceiling would span your world of peaceful refuge at a height equivalent to that of the white clouds that send cooling shadov s over the earth on a summer day. But the same magnification would produce yet another set of marvels. A grain of sand would be to you like , a granite boulder. The surface of-a piece of brown paper would resemble a rough-plounhed held. In short, you would feel as if you had dropped down through the tube of a powerful microscope and come out among the monstrosities on its stage. When you met

'another 11 v it would be uncanny to

tind it as tall as yourself. The facets ef i.s big compound eyes would glare at you like the lenses of s barber beacon. All around you the details of the microscopic world would stare you in the face. You would s-e the mosquito unsheath a lance as large as a two-

handed sword. A Ilea would be a I

carapaced monstfr of incredible ugliness, as big as a dog. and capable of jumping over a church steeple. Your new eyes mirht be adjusted to the perception of colors unknown

to human vision. They would, per- j haps, see by means of the short. ! ultra-violet rays, thereby perceiv- j ing hues of a beauty of which the j human mind has no conception, and i nenetratinir into -ecrets unguessed

hv science. On the othe hand, the!

sounds of the tly world cannot be the same as those of ours. It may

WASHINGTON. Oct. 4. In pursuance of the suggestion of the editor of this newspaper that I should point out to millions of interested readers throughout the nation some "f the city to be the true intellectual j:r well as political center of the nation. I visited today the National museum in the Smithsonian grounds I mean the "Now Mu-eum." By mere chance. I turned to the rieht from the south rotunda, and entered the hui:e wing of the fossils the home of the fossil plants, the fossil vertebrates, and the fossil invertebrates. Now. to seek to Interest people in fossils would seem to be in its-lf the summit of folly, but the chance that was leading me on appeared to make the matter still worse by turning my footsteps directly into the corridor devoted to the inertebrates. Fossils-alone rnijcht be regarded as bad enough; but the fossils of invertebrates, creatures that never had even a backbone, howcould a collection of them show the greatness of a city or a nation? But did you ever read the poem of "The Nautilus and the Ammonite," that beautiful romance of the strange comrades that sailed the ancient Mesozoic seas together, until a breath blew upon the ammonite and the nautilus was left henceforth to wander alone through the geologic aeons? Have you ever read the C'rinoids, the "sea lilies." the most beautiful beings, perhaps, that this earth of our had known before the human form was created?

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I had not taken a dozen steps into the hall of the invertebrates before I found myself in the midst of hundreds, yes thousands, of thos-e creatures of th early prime, and others of their day, many embedded in the hardened mud, long turned to stone, which had been their cradle and their grave. There before me lay sections of the bottom of the cretaceous sea. that once covered millions of square miles of this home of modem democracy the very tiling itself, the very mini and sand of that far-off time, now petritied and marked as plainly as a child playing on the beach could mark it. with the tracks

i of crawling animals, with the little

pits made by falling raindrops (drops that fell possibly a hundred million years apo.) and with the delicate curves imprinted by ripples of water that washed up and down the sloping beach with the .advance and retreat of th prehistoric titles that were already obeying the urging of the moon, ages before the brain of Newton had been planned by the Creator! And spread all over that resurrected sea-bed I saw a vision of strange beautv, a tangb-d display of hundreds of fossilized s a-lilies. th ir delicate stems resembling the twistd. gold-threaded, cords of a general's hat, and the heads of the wonderful creatures looking like tindancing tassels. It was disappointing to me to see many visitors ive an uncomprehending glance at these wonders, and then hurry on. unimpressed and uninstrueted.

Vf svntat i ev- of Pf,, their day. They s. in 1 lin-s of history. With-

hou'd r.ever ha

been! We despite our own ar.eetral tree whm we turn away from their remain with a contemptuous shrug. The Pharoahs in their royal tTnb were no more important a? links In the development of this 1 1 i r. g globthan are these beings of the dawn of time. Among them are thousand? of those ancient aristocrats, the tnlobites. who once occupied the apex of the pryamid of terrestrial life You will see on some of those s'.aM trilohltes of startling size and oth-r? so delicately little that you must take out your pocket majrnlfyir.g glas? in order to see all their beautv of form nnd to perceive all the wonder of their preservation. Many of them are like exqut!! cameo r'.gures cut on the pens th'.t old Kgyptian kings and Roman emperors ioved to wear In f.r.cer rin?. Seeing is believing. And wh.ct an education, then, is th: which is offered freely to every visitor to the National mueau. No one can any longer doubt the geological record after he has intelligently pored over such an exhibit. It is the only true way to tufly geology, and the government offer it without cost to even visitor to the nation's carital.

I suspect that there are membarn of congress and senators who would be wiser lawmakers if they ept a few hours every week axaons: the fossil Invertebrates of the. frreat museum, it is well to understand that history no longer "begin with th Declaration of Independence, of th granting of Magna Charta, or th reign of Charlemagne, or tho rise of Borne, or Greece, or Eprypt, or ven with the creation of Afiaro. History begins where life tean, and there is not a rtep In Its whol long course represented by any creAturo, however humble in appearance, that is not a folid etone in the structure that bears tho lmaRC of :an as the finial of its dome. If the National museum makes the whole country comprehend that ureat fact it will prove itself as valuable an institution as the great congressional library. o much for a preliminary glimpse at the educational facilities of Washington. We shall have to make another visit to the Smithsonian garden of knowledeue in aii'dln r article.

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But a few knew the value, ami tho interest of what was spread be--fore them, and pausd long, as I did. unabb tti tear tliemsedves a wa V. having their imaginations awakened, ami recollections coming into their minds of what they had been taught in si bo',1. and had only half believed vears a-o.

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Apple Huttcr Without C ider.

nnnd :innle butter is often made'

ad ises j nave a music pneneo on scaies iai

beyond the reach or our ears, a music ethereal and microscopic in

without the use of cider.

today's bulletin from the national emergency food garden commission, cooperating with this paper in a world-wide conservation movement. Enough water ia added to the peeled and sliced apples to make a thin apple sauce, and this is allowed to cook very slowly or simmer, over a low- tire for three or four hours. Brown rather than white sucar is usually used, bein added when the . cooking is two-thirds done. The sugar which settles on the bottom of a barrel of New Orleans molasses is excellent for this purpose. A pound per gallon

is usually sufficient, but this amount

is a matter eif taste, as is also the amount of cinnamon, allspice and

clove to be added when the cooking

is done. Pack hot into container with tightly titting covers and sterilized in steam vessel set over tire. For a quart jar, sterilize rive minutes in this: manner, and increase the time for larger jars. This sterilization is for the purpose of preventing any moldinz. spoiling or infection of the top layer of apple butter and also to take the place of paraffin, which iv no-- nnito exnenshe. If the ster-

ilization method is not followed, then hot paraffin should be poured over the fruit butter to prevent it from spoilage. Apple Butter with Grape Juice. If a grape flavor is desired in apple butter it may be obtained by the use of grape juice. To each gallon of peeled and sliced apples, cook ; . tirn strained, one n.r.t of

IlOllS sauv v. . . . . -. . r - grape juice, one cup of brown nugar, land one-quarter of a teaspoonful of

alt should be added. These should cook slowly and be stirred often fcr two hours or until of the desired thickness, then stir in one teaipoonful of cinnamon and pack hot in hot containers and sterilize as directed for other apple butter.

tlneness and delicj cy of tone, whose lowest octave is far above the limit

of the highest of ours. With what j exquisite harmonies you might woo ! a winged mate! But sound is not j all music in any world of being. j To the roar . of the lion may cor- , respond the ravenous cry of the spider, inaudible to us. Taught in j his weh at last, that awful voice would paralyze your limbs before j his terrible lassces had entangle' them and his eight spiked Iers. j each 10 feet long, had rushed his j monstrous poison-fangs to your j side. '

OBSERVATION'S. Will the brave boys in uniform who put autos, trucks and motorcycles through cur streets kindly permit us to present a respectful remark, to wit: The ordinary pedestrian has some few rights. consideration for which would not be taken as treason.

THE UNION TRUST COMPANY Comer Michigan and Jefferson

OCTOBER INTEREST DATE: Money deposited in our Savings Department before October 1 Ith will bear intere from October 1st at FOUR PER CENT This company is now located, for all time to come, in its new steel and granite tire-proof building, and is equipped for the safe and convenient transaction of all branches -i banking and Trust Company business. Safe deposit boxes An Insurance Department. Commercial and Savings accounts. Commercial and Mortgage loans. Safe investments provided. Make The Union Trust Company your Bank.

And now 'tis discovered that the ! bunting trust is working a monopoly in American flazs. Oh say! , let's hang somebody and make our own democracy safe! !

PATRIOTIC HUSBAND. "Buying IJberty bonds?" "Yep, still paying alimony." Yale Record.

A distinguished New York pacifist declared he'd "go to hell for his country." His constituents so unanimously dared him to do M that now he's rvad and won't go.

Champagne up five dollars the case and beer down to two percent alcohol. You can almcst hear Ganymede as h trips about Oljmnus with a tray of hard cider.

Are You Enjoying Electric Service to the Full? Not unless you are using Electric Appliances to lighten your toil and add to your comfort. Visit vour Electri. al Dealer and see all the zood

things in store tor you.

I. & M.

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