South Bend News-Times, Volume 34, Number 50, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 19 February 1917 — Page 8

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Frank Trott Declares Track Managers Want Too Much for Their Money.

BOWLING STANDINGS AND SCHEDULES

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along, and that Top Gc-r will enter Sr. Frisco, and that i purse of $ 1 . i: 0 0 will catch them." says Trott. "This is the way the harness horse turf is conducted, and it tells plainer than any other think why this branch nf racing has not been receiving its Ju.t share of public approval." Hewards To) Small. Last scion Mabel Trask and .St. Frisco did more to Increase popular approval and interest in harne? racing than any 10 or 12 trotten combined, and their rewards were ridiculously small. These two wonderful performers must either be raced for purses ranging between $1,000 and $1.200 or remain in their stalls. Trotting managers either fall to recognize their value as gate attractions, or refuse to do so because they believe they can get them anyway. When it is considered that the horses avilable are numerous and that a free-for-all with a reasonable purse, drawing such entries as the two already mention id, together with Peter Mac. Zcmrect, Volga, Mary Putney. Peter Scott, Donna Ijiu and others who have marks tanking from 2:0.1 1-4 to 2:05 1-1. could be depended upon to draw handsomely, it is apparent that the meets arc not conducted with the foresight that should be used. On Wron Track. It is said that such events as the M. Ä: M. and the Charter Oak stake may be moved back to the 2:12 .lasf. and that other promoters of the big purses are likely to follow suit, and it seems a pity that the managers, instead of providing for the l est performers first, have taken the other track. The war in Europe has made it impossible for American horse owners to ship their stars abroad, and there is an abundance of material for some of the greatest racing metis in historv.

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OKLAHOMA CITY. )kla. A bill to legalize boxing in Oklahoma p.-obably will be introduced in the state legislature soon. Th bill provides for a boxing commission of thre members, 12 round contests to a decision and a tlub license ranging from $5l'U to $.",uOu.

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FISHER SETS FAST PACE WITH HIS MOTOR BOAT MIAMI. Fli.. Feb. 19. ShadowIll., driven by her owner. Carl 05. Fisher of Indianapolis, circled the 10-mile course in Fiscane bay in 19 minutes. seconds here, winning the express cruiser (lass race of the Miami speed boat tournament and making a. new record for speed hoats of this type, according to othYIals of the races. Other entries were Haven III., owned and handled by Charles V. Kotehe of Detroit and Hoomerang. driven by her owner. Huston Wyeth f St. Joseph. Mo. Charles Heering of Chicago agnin won the displacement ckus ta-e with his Mar-Y-Cel. defeating Otcaidi. owned by J. Fred Hetz III. of Philadelphia and Haby Glenn, property of Glenn H. Curtis of New York.

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F1TTSHF1:;H. Feb 19 Pres't Harney I reyfus.s . f the Pittsburgh National league lu! has announced the release under the optional rule -f Short.-top Jimtal" Smith to the Toronto club of th lnterr.atior.al !egue ani Catcher Fred Pbukwell to the Jacksonville club of the t'outh Atlanta league.

COFFMIU'S. o.. Feb. 19. 'Miner" llroun may wear a Columbus uniform during the coming season, according to friends of Joe Tinker, the new owner of the local Association club. Tinker and "Brownie" were staunch friends in the days of the famous Cub machine, when the three-tingtred marvel won game after gam?, while Tinker cavorted around short. When Tinker went to the Federal league he took Frown with him. Then when Weechman bought the Chicago Nationals and Tinker became manager Frown acain was a member of the pitel g ftaff. He recently was releaseu by the Chicago cub.

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TEKKK HAUTK, Ind.. Feb. 19. 'Arthur Nehf. pitcher with the Bos

ton Braves of the National league, has refused to sign the contract sent him and calling for a big cut in salary, declaring that he will quit the game.

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ST. FLORIANS BEAT CHICAGO TURNERS 3-2

Indoor Baseball flame Goes 12 Innings Before Winner Is Decided.

B. Lichnerowicz'fi hit In the twelfth inning of the indoor game between the Central Turners of Chicago and the St. Florians yesterday afternoon, his theft of second and third and a wild pitch which permitted him to score the winning run for the St. Florians featured a 12-inning game at St. Hedwirge hall which was played before a crowd of 250 people The final ncore was 3 to 2. The two runs of the visitors and the two tallies of the locals had been scored on errors, the stellar pitching of Zuley of Chicago and F. Lichnerowicz of South Bend making scoring by the base hit route almost impossible. Lichnerowicz fanned 15 and his opponent whiffed 20. This victory over the Turners gives the local team an edge over the Marquette team of Chicago, world's champions, as the Turner defeated the Marquettes about six weeks ago. Thursday night the St. Florians will play the Kaley team at St. Hedwige hall and next Sunday they will go to Leporte to play the Carter Colts, the city champlors. Score by innings: Turners .002 000 000 0002 14 3 St. IYs ..100 101 000 0013 14 2 Batteries Zuley and Magger; FIJchnerowicz and Kujawa.

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South Bend to be Well Represented at Annual Pin Tourney at Grand Rapids.

THREE NORTHWESTERN CAPTAINS ARE BARRED Bi Bunch of Athletes Are round Wanting in Their Studies.

NOTRE DAME FIVE TO MAKE TRIP SOUTH DoPauw, Wabash and IYanklin Will le Met by Gold and Blue Basketball Team This Week.

South Bend will have a big representation at the tournament of the American Bowling congress at Grand Rapids, Mich., next month, for which entries closed last week. In all 13 teams from this city will make the trip, who will be Joined by the Michigan City crowd and that of Mishawaka. The clubs going are the Ilucktails. Chamber of Commerce, Chamber of Commerce Tigers, Hoosier Creams, Hullie & Mike's, Indiana & Michigan Electrics, Max Adler Co., Muessels, Orfuns. Orpheum Fonies. Silver Kdge, Studebakers and Werwinski's Five from South Bend, and Elsassers from Mishawaka and Palace from Michigan City. But these teams do not all go at the same time. but at different periods during the tournament. Studebakers roll their games on March 10th and 11th. But on March 15th and 16th the big squad goes. 12 clubs making the trip, who will be joined by a big bunch of rooters. The last to go are the Bucktails and Hullie & Mike's, whose dates are March 22nd and 23rd.

International News Service: CHICAGO, Feb. 19. Athletics at Northwestern university received a hard blow today with the announcement that the captains of three teams are ineligible because of conditions in their studies and that Carney, star hurler, probably will be compelled to leave the university

because of Hunks. The captains are: : Underbill, of the basket ball squad;

Olson of the wrestlers, and Johnson, of the swimmers. The track team was the hardest hit. Aside from Carney, eight of the men expected to become point winners were placed under the ban. Three baseball players and one on

! the basketball squad beside Under- ! hill are lost to the coaches and efI fectively put Northwestern out of

running for the conference championships unless, by dint nf much midnight oil and special cxamin-

i ations, they are restored to the good . graces of the faculty.

CUBS LEAVE TUESDAY

Scrral Members of Team Failed lo Send in Contracts.

Notre Dame's basketball season will end this week with a downstate trip, during which DePauw, Wabash and Franklin will be played. Since the Hooslers' victory over the Michigan Aggies last Saturday night, fans are In hopes that Harper's men will be able to take the powerful Wabash team into camp at Crawfordsville next Friday night. The track team will also end its dual season this week, the Hoosiers clashing with Wisconsin in the local gymnasium next Saturday night. It is probable that Coach Harper will summon out the battery men for light workouts this week, official indoor practice for baseball men will start a week from today.

OLGA DORFNER EQUALS WORLD MARK IN 50 YDS PHILADELPHIA. Feb. 19. Miss Olga Dorfner of this city, national title holder for the 30-yard and 100-yard swimming championships, equalled the world's record of 29 seconds for the 50-yard dash In the championship swimming meet of the middle Atlantic division of the Amateur Athletic union here. Fannie Durack of Australia, unofficially established the record in 1914. In the 500-yard championship for men Ernest W. Sopp of the Philadelphia Swimming club defeated Frank J. Creamer, the middle Atlantic champion. Sopp's time was 6.51 1-5 seconds.

75 ANSWER ILLINOIS GRID PRACTICE CALL URBANA. 111.. Feb. 19. Seventyfive men have responded to Coach Robert Zuppke's call for spring football practice at the University of Illinois. The candidates were given a blackboard lecture on a few fundamental plays and later a brief signal practice. The chief purpose of the spring practice is to give Zuppke a chance to become familiar with the ability of the recruits. Capt. Kraft, Petty, Knop, Rundquist. Charpler, Klein, Goelitz and Woleben were among the veterans to report. There is plenty of promising material among the freshmen.

International News Service: CHICAGO. Ills., Feb. 19. This was assembly day for the Chicago Cubs and veterans and recruits reported to Mgr. Mitchell for the spring training trip, which this year will be taken to California. The Cubs' special departs tomorrow. Included in the number are several who have not yet signed a contract which, according to Pres't Weeghman, is necessary before they join the squad. It is not expected that any of them will be a holdout when the getaway signal is given. Among the holdouts are Catcher Jimmie Archer, Pitcher Vaughn and First Baseman Vic Saier.

BIG PURSE WILL BE OFFERED MEN

New York Promoter is Trying to Match Fred Fulton and Willard.

International News Service? CHICAGO. Feb. 19. Probably the greatest purse ever offered for a 10round bout will be dangled before the eyes of Tom Jones, manager of Heavyweight Champion Jess Willard, and Frank Force, manager of Fred Fulton, the Rochester, Minn., heavyweight when they meet here today. It is proposed to stage the contest in New York late in March or early in April. Grant Hugh Browne of Madison Square garden, is the man behind this offer. Whether any of the rival Gotham promoters will see his offer and go him one better before the articles are signed remains to be seen. Anyhow, here is what the articles offered Willard call for. The first $30,000 that comes into the box offloe. Twenty-rive percent of all receipts between $50,000 and $100.000 and 50 per cent of all above the latter figure. Fifty-one per cent of the moving picture rights or $20.000 for his share in them. Even a champion who has made the most enormous demands in the way of a purse ever known ought to be satisfied with that.

OHIO PIN ARTISTS ROLL 1,341 IN DOUBLES TOLEDO, Ohio, Feb. 19. Bowling in the doubles of the Ohio State Bowling association tournament here Sunday afternoon. F. Robishow and O. Nitschke of Cleveland scored a total of 1,341 pins, breaking the former state record of 1.2S2 made by Collins and Härtung of Columbus in 1904. Collins was howling on the same alleys Sunday and saw his record shattered. The feat also breaks the ARC record of 1,304, made by Schwoegler brothers of Madison, Wis., in 1909.

WI riTNTTV W INS. International N?ws Service: HOCK ISLAND, 111.. Feb. 19. Frankie Whitney, the fighting carpenter of Atlanta, came back into his own yesterday, when he beat Earl Henderson, a local lightweight, in 10 rounds, having a clear margin in seven.

MEND SKULL WITH DIME Mule's Kick Results in an Umi.-ual Operation.

MEMPHIS. Tenn., Feb. 19. When a mule kicked Livingstone McConnell, u negro boy, 3 years old, In the head, the blow broke the rkull Surgeons replaced the broken bone with a brand new dime of the mintage of 1917. The dime will go to the grave with the negro. Coming generations may find and marvel at it.

GADSKI'S HUSBAND IS BOUND FOR GERMANY

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TAKE UP DARCY'S CASE Commission to Decide Who Next OpiMinent Will Im.

ANOTHER PITCHER IS LET GO BY BRESNAHAN TOLEDO. O.. Feb. 19. Pitcher Paul Strand was released Sunday under optional agreement to the Memphis club of the Southern league, according to announcement Sunday night by Pres't Bresnahan of the local American association club. Strand Is a left-hander and came rre last year from the Boston Nationals. Strand is the fifth pitcher to leave the Toledo club within two days. Adams K. McColl and Kaiserling having been sent to Memphis, and Main to Louisville.

PINK VIIXAfiK WINS. INDIANAPOLIS. Ind.. Feb. 19. The Lima (Ohio) Cadets, claimants of the independent basketball championship of Ohio, were beaten here Sunday by the Pine Village, (nd.) Qve, .19 to 19.

BOWLING NOTi:s. Magyar Haz have won six games in a row in the Central league. Some speed. The Bankers' league race is enjoying a very prosperous season, only two games separating the first and last teams. Some big scores were acquired during the week, which were led by Tom Sharkey's 722, the most ever rolled in the city during league play. Local bowlers will probably run a special train to Grand Rapids on March 15 and 16. Those desiring to go should notify the different bowling establishments. Hullie & Mikes and Jimmy & Goats contested the leadership of the City league last week during which the "Goat" declared they were assassinated two games. Otie Romine cracked 645 in the Trio league and came back on Wednesday and deposited 603 in the City league. This would be a fine bunch to send to Grand Rapids. Three players. Campbell. Krueger and Sharkey. remain unbeaten in the Inter club Individual league, and as many have failed to get into the percentage column. This crowd is creating a great deal of interest. Cap Dennis upheld the dignity of the Federal league by showing 606 for his Orfuns. while Messick came through twice for the Koehler & Schafers. with 602 and 604, respectively. The Antlers are having no difficulty in malntairdng the lead in the Temple league, for whom Lou Mathews is serving as ballast to keep the boat from rocking. Aside from his monstrous 722 Tom Sharkey showed 628 for Koehler Sc Schafers. Other big league performances were Val Atvas. 640: George Schäfer. 629; Sliv Lontz, 609 and Larry Hickey. 60S.

International News Service: M1LWAUEE. Wis., Feb. 19. Les Darcy, the Australian, will be the subject of much discussion when the state athletic commission meets here today. Darcy is the bone of contention between Promoters Andrews and Mulkern. The former claims to have him signed up for a bout with Jeff Smith, while the latter says he has Darcy matched to meet Mike Gibbons. Andrews demands that Darcy be compelled to fill the Smith engagement before any other or be barred from all ring3 in Wisconsin.

YANKS LEAVE FRIDAY

Reeruits Will Get Chance to Show Ability First.

Don't forget DOLLAR Thursday.

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International News Service: NEW YORK. Feb. 19. The big league clubs will begin to leave for their training camps this week. The first batch of Giant colts and kiddies will leave here next Friday for Marlin, and on the following day Company A of the Y'ankee infantry will start for Macon. The first Yankee detachment will be made up of pitchers and catchers, and the Red Cross boys of last season Baker. Maisel and Gilhooley. Hendrix, who has a lot of weight to take off in the spring, also will start with the early birds.

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THREE BOUTS SCHEDULED

Week In New York Should be Interesting to Funs.

International News Service : NEW YORK, Feb. 19. Three bouts that will attract the boxing bugs are scheduled for New Y'ork this week. Joe Welling and Milburn Saylor will lead off the week's program with a 10-round bout tonight. On Tuesday night Johnny Dundee will attempt a "comeback" against Frankie Callahan, one of the very best lightweights Brooklyn boasts of. On Thursday Soldier Bartfield. who is camping on the trail of Mike Gibbons, will trade punches with Marty Croe.

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NEW YORK. Capt. Hans Tauscher, husband of Madam Gadski ,the singer, who was indicted on a charge of conspfracy for complicity in a plot to blow up the Welland canal and who was later acquitted, was one of the passengers aboard the Frederick VIII. when it sailed

from New York with its precious

diplomatic turden, Count von Bernstorff. Madam Oadski, star of many operas, and her daughter were on the pier when the ship sailed, and when asked if they would rejoin hlrr. in Germany, Miss Tauscher replied, "No; mother and I will remain under the Stars and Stripes and we kno - we will receive ample

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