South Bend News-Times, Volume 33, Number 277, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 3 October 1916 — Page 6

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f 4. 119. 507 progressives. .r thought he did. because U'finilrow Wilson didn't plunge eur country into war with (Jermany and Mexico. Such grounds for a sur- ; render, a retreat, or a hari-kari was to he exprctrd from Ith blood-thirsty colonel, and a lid for a little rmtcr j of 4,1 I 9, ."07 vete uh not to be srornpil b Mr. Whews, j even if the captain of irrender rekfd with koto. I

j Furthermore, Mr. Whews assures us that he "agrees!

jwith the colonel in everything that he say?," which e ' s'jppoyp. means rast, j.r . nt and future, especially '. since the eolonel's surrender, and we have it from the

n,olM, tii: i.nti.kn ational Ks !khii- colonel, too. that "words must be hacked by deeds." MM Til HI Nl " 'f'r ; v a paper hi the RtJte prt'"-ie i v t ir i i - .t rxi -tifw rvi'-i; 1 nlin addition to which, rieht here on the heels of this fv:lW.;;;,;:5r; WX, r" I' t iTutlyZ'H Sun.uTn j "attle Creek speech, now comes the date. mild-man-li'.iia i j V" ' i;'i:u-r. .i at ht- -.Ah lnd tvfTtf- a second j nrreit cultured :.nd hair-oiled (Afford I'inchot. conCi- I. .it.. j temporary progressive with, not to say follower of. the 1WU M:YS-TIMHS PRINTING COMPANY j Oyster r.ay reincarnation of Alexander. Caesar. I'red-ofT'-'---lo VV. "o!fav At. j ri-k the Great, and Napoienn, and Clifford also want Home i ..nr ii .i t f.c the blood run, whereas Wilson didn't make it

run. Wood row Wilson weakened our nation, according to Mr. I'inchot. by not declaring war on Germany Like

Morganized Wealth Behind Taft-Roosevelt "Reconciliation, " The Two-reel G. 0. P. Comedy

The Meiling Pot

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MltMltlPTION

!tTi:s: Morn Ins and livening Kditions,

Fingi.- f..r.v. - : Si.ü.hiy. .V ; Mumlnr or hvfinns r.uiuuu, eliilv. in. -Irilins uri tty. mail. pr yir in advance. le!ivered l.y .tirrir in Somli i:enl and Miihjwaka. -0 per ytir in advumv. or VJ.- by the -'k.

AI Vi;iiTINi IIATKS; Ask the advertising department. F'-re-irn Advertising K -pre ntativ s : fOMk MHiLNZKN & VV(H1.LVN. -1". 1 if t h Av. New York City and Adv. Ild?. -.:.-.!-.. Tl.P , s T1I1..-S eu-)avors to keep its adverti.su

eolnni-ii fre fr.r:i fraudulent misrepresentation. Any irsoa j jfs rraJiy an iUP .u.rr-y M !..a ti.-A.i.'f, rrt roii.iL'f i,f anv ad vert isinent in this j

paper a III ..i.r.-r i favor on tiie mauaseme.it tJ reportiug tbe t.u La romplf'Ii lj.

Kooevelt. he is for U'heH.v. Mr. Whew.s now has a hot isue. something far superior to the warmed-over proteetion issue. The snortins forth of smoke and brimstone odor.i from Jioosevelt's fiery nostrils we had taken as something merely natural to the ritter. or. at worst, caused by his having to Ket into bed with I Sill Taft and the horrid malefactors of j;reat wealth, once more, but when the perfectly penteel. poised, studious and wholly unselfish I'inchot declares for throat-cutting, we have to feel that

OCTOBIiK 3, 1916.

JUSTICE AWAKENING. Following in the footsteps of the Santa Ana, Calif., justice, who scritenced a young California millionaire to jail for t-peedinc, and the Cleveland, Ohio, jude who put a society woman and a prominent architect In the workhouse for the same offense, now comes a vin Diego police court and sentences two high school boys to i!0 d.ts in jail for annihilating the speed limit and put them to work cleaning up the police automobiles. The father of one of the unhappy lads says: Mi i gol ordinance, nf course, I hate to : oe my boy in Jail. Still, t Ixjlieve it will be a L'ooil lesson for him." You bet it will. It will also be a good lesson for several s ore more boys who.H! indulgent daddies own high powered cars. The court are sure waking up and, some day. walking the streets may be as safe as roaming around in an aeroplane. Anyhow, if the young million lires, the society women and the high school boss are cured of the speeding habit it will be a whole lot safer than it is now.

THE CENTENNIAL AND PAGEANT. South, l'.end's and St. Joseph county's Indiana centennial celebration is today no longer a dream but a reality. Nature alone cap bar it from being one grand continuous success. The hard work of a year is centered upon these three days. Tile people have responded librally fn the matter of r ie, and quite reasonably in the matter of a financial guarantee. A wholesome patr .naue. plus a kindly nature exhibited from the skies; and the JTort. and trouble, that it has been to the management and promoters, will havy been proven a million times worth while. T.ut in speaking of this "worth," mark this: The t nu is by no means used in a monetary sene, save as every good thing always, by its improvement of a people, evolves certain monetary benefits. No local human being tan possibly profit a penny by this undertaking. A few people who hae been giving their entire time to the work have been paid, but not a single diieetor. chairman of a committee, or character in the ranks can profit a cent, liven materials and supplies, that have ben purchased locally, have been bought mainly without dividend? to the seller. Nothing ever undertaken in South Hend has shown more rock-bottom patriotism, or has boon evolved with more civic pride. It cannot happen again, with the same purpose in view, for another hundred years. A centennial comes but on'. e in a century. And every s. at provided at Springbrook park must be occupied every night at the prices scheduled, to pay the i xpenfc Involved. That means that you. gentle reader, to do mir t-harc, must be a patron. This effort has Ken made to provide you with an entertainment that is worth the money. Aside from the patriotic luty, and the civic pride t li.it you as an individual, should have in the enterprise, ou will get the worth f your investment that is. if your head is of an ideal absorbing order. It i.s flene for you, every one f ou, and it is dc r.r- to prove to the great state of Indiana that St. Joseph county takes a back scat in the matter of state entenni.il celebrations, f . r none. The pa int. crowning feature of the celebration, is as we have dr-cribtd it b, fore, a historical review of the

cei:nt -ar.d of South 1 ::.,! and Mihvvaka in particu-! nfested with superfluous money. Wc are in danger l.ir, reduced to brief rpisod-s. tatde aus. and present-of rushing into speculation and over-expansion, in dun. cd in f'.esh am! Mood of s..m.o characters. You see here Kvr of sinking into selfish and corrupting luxury. They pretty mu, the s..me sort of thiiu as that out f ! will save us from the perils of prosperity.

i Plainly, its going to be a tug of war between philun-

Ar.d there it is. three nights ! thropy and automobiles.

Whew.s war. waste, widows, orphans, full cemeteries, mutilated youth, starvation, pestilence, burning e hurches. wrecked sc hool houses, empty homes, general barbarism. Wilson peace and prosperity. It is Mr. Whews issue, made by Mr. Whews' closest friends. It is secretly backed by every dollar-drunk element that makes most money when the people are in hard luck.

THE STOCK BOOM. The public has run away with the stock market again. The professional operators h;ue found themselves helpless in Ihf face of the deluge of buying orders from all over the country. The lambs have flocked into Wall and Uroad sts. in such numbers as to drive out the wolves. But the wolves always have their turn. Just when their turn will corne next is a question that stock purchasers might do well to consider. "What goes up must come down." as certainly in a stock market as in a school playground. Few investors, in the contagious enthusiasm of such a boom, soberly ask themselves whether the stocks they are buying are really worth the price they pay. The market quotation, or a higher one, may be justified by the corporation's present dividend rate and earning power but is that earning power permanent? Will it continue long enough to enable the buyer to profit by his investment Will he break even by the time the earning power diminishes and the market sags? As the financial editor of the New York World remarks, stocks are worth what they are selling fon under old-fashioned investment rules, "if current earnings are to be maintained for any length of time." Thus United States Steel common's earnings, he says, fully justify its current quotation. "No industry, however, is so much subject to fluctuation a. the steel industry, and yet no one can tell how far the present tide of prosperity will rise r?or how ong the day of reckoning will be postponed." It may not be necessary, yet, to hang out the danger signal. Hut any man or woman with money to invest will do well to exercise caution instead of blindly following the crowd. Speaking generally, the public' always loses in the stock market. That is because the amateur investor doesn't buy stocks until a rising market has called his attention to them, and he pays the highest price. Thus sooner or later his stock loses value. The expert investor buys when prices are low, and unloads on the amateur when they are high.

Kvery presidential

motion picture show. Kvcrv

"movie" has a "feature" and a "Slap-stick comedy. The "feature" of the republican movie-show was an eight-reeler "canned" by the management because it reeked with treason, treachery, and a base appeal to religious emotions, and offended all decent men and "high heaven with its immorality, its unspeakable bad ta-ste. and its general rottenness. That "feature" was staged on Ijng Island. It was canned on Fifth av. Exit "Feature." Fnter slap-stick comedy. Yes, the slap-stick is about to be pulled! The "studio" is the Union League club, Fifth av.. New York. The "stase" is the ball-room. The carpenters are now arranging the props. F.lihu Root will "direct". Camera man,. Sam Fairehild, treasurer of the Huches alliance. The .Money Will Hold Out. Can they make it? That is always as important question. Will the money hold out? When a new company sinks 05,000 good iron dollars in a feature "Watchful Waiting." and has to throw it away because it doesn't dare go on with it, a pertinent juestion is: Will the "board" be able to go on producing? Have a heart. The "board" behind this picture has money to burn. Show you? Huh! You don't known this "board" they are no pikers they're not trying to make "pictures on a shoestring." Not on your life! Ix)Ok, see. Want to know "Who's Who" on that board? Want to know the roll behind a few of these men behind the Fifth av. League studio? They may be raw to the pitcher game but they are old guards at the long green game. These men are "directors" in other games. And their corporation directorships make them stewards of such paltry, piking piles as:

George F. ttaker . . . A. I). .Tulliard William Rockefeller . Frank A. Vanderlip . C. N. I Süss, jr Robert Bacon Chauncey M. Depew Josepii H. Choate ... C.ates W. McGarrah Charles H. Sabin . . .

campaign is a .camera man unnds it off. 1.", frames ... . .

real I a second. I""1 pictures a minute.

Reel one is now well under war. The nevt series of scenes shows Teddy eating crow his own words a la political exigencies. 1016. Wlutt The Film Mi. Onl the film itself on the screen can adequately portray the screamine. boisterous fun of this slapstick. Certain sub-titles, however, will give you the drift each subtitle beim; preceded by "I wish't I hadn't said it." "Taft is a lair." "Taft says what he must knowto be untrue." "To speak of such actions on his

Tin: st.mi or yiti:kyfk. (ii .1. 1. i) On the ampii tliert sinking while lulls are a -ringing. The whole snrting world i ivsounding their name: Ami tonight all the papers will tell of the ir eaX'i. . While we lian their picture- with other- of 1'aine. ..Then we drink l their health and wc wi-di them a wealth Of ud luck as wo iw to ra li one the glad hand: For we know, to our seuinw, that oiil, tomorrow They'll all Ik lorgettcii that lojal dd hand. Oh. ni rye.-grow ing; mUty. my brain a hit titv

While thinking il i!m-i who liae

part as a 'square deal' is really the j genie l'nmi the fold; crookedest kind of a deal." J And now mv nVri'. tho' ha v. iv-

Taft said:

It is the

closest

J4.ÖSS.092.OO0 1.759,829.3.16 1. 063.557. 600 1,476.133,000 1.2C5.461.S96 . 1.101,321,000 935.794,000 793.335.000 779.592.000 759,423,285

PHILANTHROPY'S "BIG PUSH." According to advices from New York, a great philanthropic drive is about to be launched against the American pocketbook. The cediorts of applied charity are being mobilized, and the leaders' plans are pr pared. They only want a paltry $T."0, 000,000, about $7.30 apiece from every map. woman and child of us, or jome $37 from each family. This modest sum. it appears, is intended mostly for churches, colleges, hospitals and allied eleemosynary institutions. And it is meant not for ordinary expenses but for new undertakings. Buildings are to be erected, tens of millions are to be applied to pension funds, anniversaries are to be celebrated, missionary work is to be broadened, new ventures of many sorts are contemplated on a vaster scale than was even imagined before, even in the annals ef American philanthropy.

Total $13,122,758.727 Fifteen billion dollars! Behind a two-reel corned y! And yet some people say there i.s no money in the movies! Scenario by llcynolds. Satisfied? Sufficient? All right. We'll start. Getton er make-up! Before 'we turn on the lights, you should know that Jim Reynolds Jimmy's the guy. by the way, according to the New-York Tribune, "who was brought up on a 'stand-pat' Bible ami was one of those who prescribed boiling oil for colonel's back in 1!12" wrote the scenario. Make-up 'on? Lights! RKFI, ON'H: FAT YEU WOIDS! Scene one: The kiss of Lamourette! "C'm'ere Taft. Teddy, grin, damyou! This isn't a funeral thisis a love feast. Kill Bill Taft!" There's no telling how it will screen the fillum hasn't been exposed yet. It wouldn't surprise some people if the show don't come off. There's already sins of a strike. A'int actor people the bally limit? Here's Teddy already threatening to fly the coop. He blew into tow n Saturday, and what he saw in the Fnion-Leaue-Club-reception-to - Hughes advance "paper" the "Kiss and Make-up" scene. Blooie! Well. you know Teddy he just blew. And he was in the mood for it too he'd

just sot himself lashed to a lather

ami most astounding hypocrisy." j Taft's government i.s bossed by Lorimer, Guggenheim, Barnes, Gall- j . i . I i.i .1 .. : !

uusei unu men nic. in citiiauce oi the will of the people: the government under which the people are defrauded of their rights." "After three and one-half years of actual experience of Mr. Taft, the bosses now support him." "Wall st. has made up its mind Taft's prosecution of Standard Oil and tobacco trusts are fakes." "Never in 30 years of close observation have I seen such scandalous abuse of patronage, some of which abuse has been done directly by Mr. Taft himself." "I do not wonder that Aldrich. Gallinger. Penrose. Lorimer. and Guggenheim supported Taft's administration It merited their support and approval." "Mr. Taft believes that we have a special class ef persons wiser thin the people who cannot be reached by the people, but who govern them and ouht to govern them. Kvery upholder and beneficiary of crooked privileges loudly applauds Mr. Taft's doctrine." "Taft's railroad rate bill was a thoroughly mischievous measure which was championed by special privilege and special interest."

"Any man who stands for the

practices ef Barnes. Penrose, and their allies is an object of derision, if he claims to believe in honest politics or preaches a high standard of public morality." "This is a naked fiht between corrupt politicians and thieves and the people." "Crane, Barnes, Penrose, Murphy. Guggenheim. Mulvane. Smoot. Aldrich, Cannon, and their associates cheat the people out of their rights and uphold the combination of crooked politics and crooked business." .Mr. TaR Ierfenns. Mr. Taft, being of a shy, mode.st, and retiring disposition, asks that

the gallery be screened off and that J

Teddy retire, while he proceeds under Root's direction to "eat his

words." through some five hundred feet of film with the understandiirr !

that each sub-title be preceded by: "For Political Purposes 1 Take It Back."

1 ao not recall in tne so von i

years that Roosevelt was president that his path was strewn with the bodies ef bosses that he killed." "Roosevelt thinks he is the whole show." "Roosevelt likens himself to Abraham Lincoln and resembles him less than any man in the history of this country. "Rooseelt is a damagogue and a flatter r." "Roosevelt, the political bed-fellow on Aldrich, Cannon. Penrose, Quay. Piatt, and Fornker, has his nerve to charge me with helping machine politics." "Roosevelt was a wicked man not to prosecute the steel. harvester and other Morgan trusts even if George W. Perkins, a director of the i . . i . . ,

nar esier ana sieei trusts ana a

call- every elai-y. j We wine-d and . ilincd in tho.-c givat elavs of old. j I wonder whore's Jlc-ten the gteit; "IWIlie" He-ton.. That pi ieli o Ann iIhm-. that I kin- or Vim all. Wim cut int) picMvs all lines of the specie-. Who topplc! and ha tiered ( hie;ige steine wall? Stile, mv ee. fill with tear as I'm thinkin of ears When -Ixkie" aorte! on old; .Marshall held. Hi- open lie lel running, hi- ki kiiig, i his niniiiic j . Are gtaen feuexer on meinen''..; shocld. ! And then there was Salmon "Big1 D.vnamo" Salmon, i Whe earriel tho colors f old Notre Dan e. lie ettml not a cackle fer guard or fr ta kle. An tin'aut or giant, lei him was the! same. i There was old Ke kie" .Moll tna.v the Lord rest hi- soul, ' Brought joy te Wi-eon.-iii and' loo m le the foe. In an hour and a half gave hieage) the lau::h By kicking four drp- with his J tru-ty right ten.

Remember "Reel" Mdler who gaveYost a thrillcjAt the latter' "Rehearsal" wa hat k in .(!. Worried and hurried, ami curried and hiiiie! The Wolverine gang and their Indian M1M1.

I But my eves are a hlinkin' and now

I am thinkin' Of slullin' along to the land o' m dream Where fame's neer fickle and time has n sickle. Where yesteryear's men are hu, memory's .loam. o Fogy's Focu-. "Bo." growled the pessimis..

i "they could tie your brains to a lie:.

and that Ilea could irallop to Sitka. Alaska, without rais.ng a sweat." o Yon Flatter us, r.ddio. Little jabs o prirter's ink. Little puffs of ;tir; Make the column readers blink. Also gasp and stare. K. J. Mc. A Missouri man v.as arrested tinother day whm he tried to swat ; man with a hammer, relates the Kn; Cee Star. it seems sumebodv is always 1 1 .-. - ing to knock the po!i e force. -JFST LIKi: THAT. We would put here a little verse. But one we l. -ven't geit : Ami, to-t we should ge't mad and "u rse. We'll dose the Meiling Vol.

MEDIA

TEA

An Herb of Virtue

Father Louis Le Comtt?. S. J. (about A. I). IGjO), piously ascribed the Tea Plant to a special act of Providence: "To supply the defect of wells and

fountains which the nature of the ground has made alt and brackish He has been pleased to produce that species of a particular tree in abundance -chose leaves serve not onlp to purge ihr waters from their rwrious qualities, but also to make them wholesome and pleasant' India Tea Is a wholesome and pleasant Iteverarje

Here 's One Necessity That's Gone Down

Price

Electricity has gone continuously down. The downward trend of Electric Prices through the years is as interesting as the situation is exceptional. Such a sharp contrast with the upward trend of other necessities. Let us show you.

Bell 462 Home 5462

J - rs - - - - - - v c v Hiviiri i for his skin-'em-and-eat-'em alive I ,1ieni 1or of the Morgan trust

Michigan speech. According to the elope, he waxed roth. paeeti the Moor of his room, wanted to know who'n'ell had framed up that Iloose-velt-HiiL'hes-Taft buttern; who in thunderation dareei presume that he'd kill VAU Taft! Villeo Worries. Teddy that's what the dope says got Chairman Willcox all het-un.

The time is opportune, the leaders say. The country ' Ilather than ivo any trouble he'd ..., .ok a- : j can the rayception off:

which moving intuit arc made; vou ct the original.

ratb.r than the !:kcn -s.

in sai ssion; toni.-ht. WVdru-sday and Thursday nichts, epnir. sharp at 7: tYh'.ck a complete &how even nitit. f"r :'. i-er.ts. 7 ." tents, Sl.Oe and J-.ee-, accorJiri.' as :;t.s . i;r purst-. The ir.ar.a-'e :.. nl li.u done its part now, aside from tho pre-, i.tatb'ii, h-'1 proof .f its work and the balance i b i.;. vou meanini: everybody. Are you l-ai. er li.sb ..! to u:,;r t "immunity? I'o you care, or

HE'S A MARRIED MAN A-PLENTY. Venizelos says he isn't heading the Cretans in a rev

Can you beat it? The feature already canned and mebbe they uen't have any -dap-stick comedy aft-r all. Kut why borrow Willcox worries. On with the story. T. It. trrins here te here. Kisses Iii II Taft. Hill wipes his mouth on his sleeve. Teddy spits a tooth. "ereat!" Kxolaims the gallery, overhead the Cooper-Hewitts clack

did

k'o to Washington and hes him not to." "Mr. Perkins was one of the chief contributors nf Mr. llooso-velt-i campaign fund." The reel closes with this fade-in from T. It's Worchester speech in 1912: "When Mr. Taft speaks of me. directly or obliquely as a neurotic er a demauoue, or in similar terms. I shall say netthing'." Knd of reel one. Intermission ot five minutes while Nim I'airchilJ leads rp his magazine. (Reel two follows tomorrow.)

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olution but is merely taking ui arms to teach Kins ! and sizzle and refulffe their -violet

rays dasneo with purple. Jimmv

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pr. de-

Are ou a shallow-

Contantine his eiuty toward the Grecian people. It will make Mrs. Constantine and her brother William just as mad. however. Kinjr Constantine is one of the strong, livini;. suffering demonstrations of the ftdly of not looking decades ahead before leaping into

WITH OTHER EDITORS THAW OURS

m otive individual, who tares nothing ! marriape. He pets all the bricks largely through man's ! th.t ap;..-.d to the head, and the heart. ! innate ceurtesy toward a lady. An issue between duty!

Lr.iii'f d. uv..i for t :i. tb. :

r.nei are o.i a t ipht -v ad " i to a nation and eiuty to a wife means hot water, every

IM!. m- will expf-t to mo you at the pageant, on j time.

''" illC of roll Call?, has lomr atilie:ild I St-K- r-r, rr.-1A r,n l,,..r.l

t.. n.e e.xerxion na.s j tl) tho inventive mind a. a field for ake-up to run. "IJilr. j mechanical ingenuity. Hut the in-

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ROOEVlil.T I'INCHOT WHEWS.

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i. a -x h.tVf ., , ri to reread Col. T. lioosev elt's

1..v;t:- e re t b c-cn in. o t.;ie oi u

u' ..ir.i bT. h::.t -n a ho f. .;r t a rs .to sp-nt mtt of his tin. tl-:".oU!-.' . ; i i th- e-'.ori.-l ,i a rent pade and a booze -

iliii-r, b'.t now .-hold- him .ts a holy f hdi-. vn e

.d u r'.o i i r.-w t oncr.;-;on. And he re .f j it r e "ar.tlnlate Whvs. We are

UNCLE JOE. A COWARD?

one trouble about Mr. Whews' making out that eight j

:o-c 1-H il old ,he n;ajonty of re-publican congressmen, htaded by Jte

Cannon, oted for it. Hut not for k:g vtll a little thing like that btuher

a candidate who can contentedly sip the honey from !

Keynoiis dances around excitedly. Iirector Hoot rapes back and forth hat less, coatless, breathless, and hock full of the enthusiasm he is

there to make. Suddenly his

hphts on Taft

caused his m

roars Hoot, --o to your room and j ventive

::x your make-up '. Exit Taft. Ueot Coaches A tar. ""om here. Teddy." Hoot leads Teddy Torn the stage and on hack behind a mammoth tin full dinner pail ore of the props. "X)0k here. T. K.." he says. "I've .totd a lot from you. but before I go

SAVING ON ROLL CALLS. Indianapolis News Ind.

other for takinp roll calls, and y-t no mechanical voting system N i-. us( in eon'-jrt s.s. "Inirinir a lonr session of ongress." th1 monthly says, "a mathematician figured th it fifty-six davs had bt-en consumed in roll calls alone. A voting machine, which i.now beinp tensideied. has taken '..- 0tj roll calls. It would give- co:.i:ress ja) years' work to call the- roll that many times. The inventor, laur.ett L. Hohroff. of Milwaukee. Wis. has installed his sys.em in the stablegislature of Wisc(nsin. and it i-C givinp excellent service there. In a J single session of con gress, he says he can lop off thirtv da . s' work by c all

ing the roll with his machine. "Mach member votes by pressing a buttern em the desk in front of him.

He and everybody else can see how j he voted, as his vote duplicates itself on a large board within the view of all. The board also total thf !

LOOK HEME!

Am going; to sell my home at 801 Portage avenue

cheap and on easy payments. Come and look at it lor yourself. Doors open Sunday from 2 till 4 p. m. 1 have iust completed ei.erht new houses on the oppo

site side of the street, near this location. Every one of

these houses is a wonder and can be bought at a bargain

Giarfe

1L il

303 Citizens' Bank Bldg.

vote automatically. In the event

that a member wishes to char,L' his ;

The obv iously large amount of , vote, he merely presses another but- j time consumed by congress and j ton provided for that purpose and1 other legislative bodies in the tak- ! the total 'aves' and 'noes' is accord-!

mind. w h i 1 e

directions

on featuring your mug in this pic'her

have given due consideration to the business of legislation as viewed -.v

vshaJju-nean when you said that I j the practical parliamentarian. A

have too.

(the lips of "the Ct-riivin vote', while his friend Koose- forces as a representative e:'

"stand as the representative of the 1

men and policy ef reaction:" and that I was "put forward by the

special

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elt is kicking its bustle up over its ears.

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He sure to inform our baker that, for the tirst time

did

itt will nave a w ealth of issues. , in history. Argentine is sending wheat to the L. S.

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- h.if it to.w prt U) straight lror;i the ttdonel that J Maj Ne he'll cht er up and put smaller holes in the h uxrttidtrtU to tip-' rv.i-Uv.lKan nominee at the head doughnut.

priv ileces ?" "Ai-'t you?" grins Teddy. w.th his tongue in Iiis cheek. Sure." says I-'lihu. ' but that ain't part o' the pv'her. You ltn"t have to advertise it. ve're not featuring that." IU11 Taft, all d-.dled up afresh, re

enters. The picture goes on. The ucd instruments of one 4ort or an-

system of swift vote-taking would

remove one of the handiest weapons of Je tilibuster. Though the obstruction of legislation by artful delays, including the time-onsun:i:.g

roll call, is often annoying and re;-

rehensib'.e, the method ha.s also b. .-n used in the public interest to prevent unde.-jra.de actitjn. For nearly a century, the I'opular S-aence Monthlv savs. inventors lüive de-

Hut the in-! Ti:xi:sM-:i: PKOSHr.ltOI

practical in; The wise ones who are telling us

some directions oiten works in j that Hour is pedng to $11' the barrel, )

naiv e uisre-arti or other t ons.dera- j and that w e must soon wear wooden ions. It is well known that many shoes, have no terrors for Te-nnes-inventors are poor business men. It see. This statt- has the largest orn is to be doubted, therefore, whether crop in its history, and any one who in contriving devices for the rar id cannot live well on corn bread and registering of legislator's otes thev . sorghum can flip a-vav w ithout be-

in 5 missed. Hesidcs. across the river in Arkansas there is an abundance r.f ri. e and these, w ith an of-c.isitin.-il

mess eif "coon and collards and pos-i C

sum and sweet 'tate-rs. are all that I M

the highest product of t ivilixation should desire. Memphis N'-ws S' im-tar.

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