South Bend News-Times, Volume 32, Number 66, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 7 March 1915 — Page 21

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EDDYTORIUL ON MARCH Well, March come into Bingville last Monday like a lion instid of like a lamb all perdickshions to the corntrary nitwithstanding. There was a pood eal of speck-n-lashion in our midst before the 1st arrove a? to whether it would come in like a lion or a lamb. Last yr bv consulting the back numbers of the Bingville Boogie we find that March come in like a lamb and went out like a lion & when we a Q nounccd this a pood menny folk's thort that being as it done that last yr, this yr it would teverse the pcrceedings, but sich was not tlieca;c Old Dad Henderson perdickted all of last wk that March would come in like a lamb. Being as Dad claims to be the most expert wether proftt in this naberhood a good menny "folk listened to him' and made their plans according. On tother hand Lem Wilkins who has been competin with old Dad in the wether profet bizness for the past yr or two and has hit what he perdickted on two or three occashions, said according to the way all signs looked to him March was a qoing to come in humbel & meek jest like a lamb. Well, last Mondav morninjr dawnd brite & clear and mild & barnmy with the sun a shinin iest like a spring morning and our wimmen folks most of em had their wash out on the line as earlv a i a. m. I, em Wilkins went up down st., proud as a rooster ov crowin to evcrybuddy he met as tollers, "Wot did I tell vou about March comin in like a lamb, hey? I calkilate after this when you want to know how the wethers poin to turn out youll come to me instid of asking old Dad Henderson !" As for old Dad he set in Hen Weathersbys store by the stove lookin down his nose and all he would say va. "Jest you wait the dav haint over vit."

Well, long about 10 a. m. the wind begin to breeze up a lectin mite and clouds come up outen the northwest and covered up the stm and within haft a hour a tumble blizzerd was ragin over Ringvillc worsen enny weve had so fur this winter. The wind screeched and roared and tore Hen Weathersbys ign out bv the roots offen his store and flung it out into the middle of the st and reckd the wood rooster on top of Cy Hoskins barn and turnd a umbrella wrongside out

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the for Amp Hillyer and done a lot of other damage too numerous to mentchinm Xcarlv evcrv wommsn in Ih'ngville who had her wash out on the line to dry had the line to break and the wash was drug into the dirt or blowd away so that all the w ash will have to be did over agin. Mrs. Snide Petersby informs us that a red flannel undershirt of Snides whitch she had on her line blowd clean over the fence into Lem Browns yard and when she went to git it it was gone and that if Lem Brown is ever deteckted wearin a red wool undershirt shell know where Snides red undershirt went. Lem Wilkins who perdickted that March would come in like a lamb when the storm begin to roar snuk home the back wav & aint been out mutch sinst. We persoom the reason he is keeping hissclf shet in is becuz he dont desire to have the finger of skorn pinted at him by his nabers espeshially our wimmen folks who he told to go ahead and put out their vah being as it was a going to be a fair day. When the storm come up nobuddv in Bingville was ennv more pleased than jest old Dad Henderson who chuckeld to hissclf and said that he haddent been perdicktin the wether for goin on HO yrs for nothin & ennvbuddv who tuk ennv stock in Lem Wilkins wether perdickshions done so at their own risk & responsibilitty. It is fair to persoom that sinst March has came in like a lion as per above that it will go out like a lamb instid of vice versy. Country Correspondence ZIOX CROSSROADS Bill Woods is sick abed. Ben Wades con give berth to a calf Lafe Hendersons horse has the heaves worsen ushual. Jabe Parker sprained his back li ft in somethink o: other. Mrs. Jane Truman has a awful cold on her chest whitch she is afeard will become consumpshion. Well, we can; give Jane enny encouragement we have saw a lot of consumpshion casci start jest that way. Zcenie Miller has throwd over Hen Whittlcby foi Zeke Witherspoon whitch she considers the least of the two evils. The roads is very slushy in our midt. Polly Ann Webbs hens is layin quite brisk at present. Gabe Hawkins is learning to piay the mouth organ. News is very skeerce in our midsi at the present writing. More news a ncn. or as soon as ennvthink important happens. VERITAS. Lokal Breefs We would call this quite coolish for March, wotildn you? When Mi? Sally Hoskins set dr.wn to the organ in church last Sunday morning to play cords for the choir to sing by the organ wouldnt play a ta'! and so the choir had to sing without enny organ musick. On Monday l.eni Brown our expert carpenter tuk the oigan apr.rt and found that the mice had bilt a nest in the vitals of the organ as you might say whitch Lem remooved and now the organ plays as well as ever. Xo wonder it wouldnt play with a mice nest in it Andy Tevsksbury a former well

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BY NEWTON NEWKIRK knnwd Zc repeckted resident of Binga ille until lolk: henroosts begm to git robbed and sur-pishion pinted at Andy and he moved from Bingville over into Potto wasie co., was in town on? day last wk &' reports everything brisk over hi; way. Tapar Hawkins whilst parsing behint his tno yr colt vho was tied in the stall had the colt lo reach out with his hind forit and kick Jasp a wallopp on the ?hin jest in play. Jasp says the cobmay hac did ! jest outen misch.eef ard meant no harm by it. but its no joke to be kicked on the shinbone. Jap kicked the colt bark in the ribs and diddent give it no oats for a whole day to pay it back for gettin so kirky. Mrs. Martha Tucker roasted her husband Jim Tucker a big fat goose for bis dinner last Sunday for a surprise being as Jim diddent know he was a going to have goose until he went into the dining room, and there it was all steamin hot. Jim is turrible fond of goose and he couldnt skeercely wait urtil he got it carved, and while doing to the hot gravv from inside the goose squirted out and into Jims eye causing him to holler with pain & angwish. Not only the goose but also the hot gravy also was both a surprise to Jim. Amzi Broke His Leg Again Amzi Gookins one of our most respecktable cittizens who fit & bled in the Sivil War &: brung home a wood le? to show for it met with a serious axident while going into the P. O. to see if there was enny mail for him tother evg. It had got dusk and Amzi cant soe vcrv well even in the dav time & besides the P. O. steps was iced over and when Amzi went to step up the steps he slipt & fell and doggone if he diddent break his leg. Willing hands pickt up Amzi and carried him home & all the way he rwore like a trooper. At this writing, however, Amzi is around on crutches and soon hopes to be able to walk as well as ever. P. S. (IMPORTANT) The leg whitch Amzi broke was his wood leg. Amzi counted up tother day and he says this is the leventh wood leg he has broke sinst the war and unless he has better luck with his wood legs hereafter he guesses he'll ask the Guvverment to increase his penshion becuz he'll be doggoned if he's a goin to spend all his income on wood legs and not git enny pleashure outen life. Lem Brown our expert carpenter is at present carpenterin out a wood leg for Amzi to take the place of the one whitch was broke. Seth Alius Goes Armed Seth Dewberry our lion hearted town constubble while smokin down to Her Weathersbys store tother evg had occashion to reach for his revolver to show to Bard Hinsley who had akt Seth to see it, when to Seth's great consternashion he four d that he had forgot to bring his revolver down town with him but on the conary had left it at home in his other coat pocket. Seth left the store like a shot and in a few minnits he arrived back all outen breth and a nounced that he now had his revolver in his hip pocket & was reddy to fase deth in enny form as ushual. Seth says that he alius makes it a pint to go armed to the teeth becuz he cant tell what minnit he may haft to fight to the deth with some desprit criminal. We askt Seth how crime was pergressing in Bingville at the present time and Seth savs that in his opinyun crime in Bingville is on the decrease being as the only crime whitch has been committed in our midst lately was when Sam Hines hen house was robbed last wk and it was later discuverd that it had been robbed by a fox and not by enny fiend in huminj forrj TO BiNGVlLLr'i ' i Pi

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B0C Got Bit Hank Dewberrys old dog "Tigr" has been uhinin around for a .k or 2 past like as if he was suffering some pain or other and Hank couldnt pear to find out what ailed him until Tiges cheek fbfgin to swell up & Hank looked into hi? mouth and discuverd a old tooth which he calkilated was akin Tige, so he put a collar and rope on the dog and tuk him down to the offis of Doc Livermore, our human speshialist Sc veternary, and askd him if he would pul! Tiees tooth for him. Doc said he would, so he got his forceps all reddy and Hank he helt Tige down on the floor and set on him and pried open his mouth and Doc he got what he thort was a good holt on the tooth and braced hisself and begin to pull and Tige begin to howl, but all to once the forceps slipped offen the tooth and Doc went over backards strikin his head agin the stove almost nocking him unconshious and raising a bunch on the back of his head biggern a hens egg. To make matters worse while Doc was down on his back Tipe jumped on him and bit him on the calf of the leg and then run outen the otfis and honv howlin at every jump. Doc charged Hank 50 cts for his perfeshional services in pullin Tiges tooth, but Hank refused to pay it on the grounds that Doc diddent pull it a tall. Doc says he wouldnt of been bit by Tige for a five doller bill being as now hes liable to have hvdrofobv or somethink. Bud Is Learning Jed Peters our intelligent school teacher to who Bud Hinckley who aint quite right in his head has been a going to school to all winter long, reports that after a turrible struggle to lem Bud somethink he has almost lernt him the alfabet and has nearly teached him how to spell cat. Bud knows all the letters of the alfabet when he sees em except about six or eight inclooding M & G and C & Z and X and few others. Jed says he calkilates he has told Bud how to spell cat 100000 times, but that Bud alius wants to spell it with a k. But aint makin mutch headway in figeers being as he cant yet count up to 10, and he says that when he gits to tryin to remember figgers his head feels as if it would bust on him. Bill Aint no Slave to Bum Bill Hepburn our artistick blacksmith diddent go to the co seat on bizness . Jc pleashure last Satterday as ushual and come back home in the evg fullern a tick as ushual. There was a good eal of speckulashion around town as to why Bill had not went to the co seat being as he aint missed a Satterday for goodness known when. When we askt Bill what he had did so he said he stayd home last Satterday jest to show the peepul of Bingville that he wassent no slave to old Demon Rum and could take it or let it alone iest as he pleased. We congratchulated Bill on his strong will power and told him we was proud of him. LATER Bright and early Monday morning Bill lit out for the co seat and come home Mondy evg fullern a goat and with a extry gal of whiskey with him whitch he has been absorbing all wk & as a result aint been in his blacksmith shop a tall but home in bed. It seems that Bill jest postponed his spree from Satterday to Monday that was all. Amelia Nearly Collapsed Miss Amelia Tucker, our raining sossiety queen and leader of the Bingville sochial whirl, has just returned from a 2 wks visit to her aunt at the co seat all peterd out from the gay festivities & sochial dooties whitch she partisipated in while there. Amelia says that them 2 wks was jest one continuous dizzy whirl & r-r? V

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ADVERTISE IN THE BUGLE Have you ennythink to srll or to mv;i)? Io you want to buy entiytliink? TIIi: THY A AD WITH IS. IJieM ar only iicw-spajKT in this cm! f the Co. Advertisintr rates furnished with grf-at chcr. Sirculafhion books opn t d nobu.My. YouII Waft to Take Our WortI I or It.

l.;rri?htM by K. A. Jn..?.it-r. round of pler.shure fcr her being as he was invited out so mutch and ""j inennv afternoon teas and excloosive rails arju recejj.-mop.s x parties too numerous to mcr.tchion v.-s held in her honncr that she jest hid to refuse to go and come home to rest up. Amelias mother says that sinst Amelia returnd home she aint lifted a hand to help her with the housework or wash dishes, but jest lounges around and complains how tired she is. Speshial Notis TO WHO IT MAY CONCERN As Postmaster of Bingville & a servant of the U. S. Guvverment whose wishes must be respeckted, I wish to ask the patrons of the Bingville P. O. not to peuer me for their rm.il a tall all oi this wk being as I am engaged in the P. O. on making out my reglar quarterly report & I want it distinkly understood that I cant be botherd by lookin if theres enny mail for you. This quarterly report whitch I haft to make out every three months or so is a turrible job & a awful sprain on me mentally. Last one I made out I got the sik headake over it ;md had to send for Jed Peters our school teacher to help me, but Ime goin to make this one out or bust, so keep away from the P. O. until further notis or take the consequences. Yours offishially, EPH HIGGINS, P. M. of Bingville. See Phoebe for New Styles Miss Phoebe Hilderbrand our fashionable dressmaker recently recvd a sam pie coppy of the "Delineator" whitch contains all the new spring styles in wimmens dresses. If you are in doubt as to what kind of a dress you wish to have made this spring see Phoebe at enct and she will shov you the very latest styles being wore in the large cities and wont charge yon ennylhink extry for this free advice. All Phoebe will charge you for is makin the dress. 1 -.11 I 1 o . You BalrJ In other words, how is your hair? Is your hair falling out on you? Or has it alreddy fell out? If so come to me for help and I will help you. Lissen! For several wks. I have been working cn a peperashion whitch is calkilated to restore hair on the head of enny person no matter how bald they be, cr it will stop your hair from fallin out so that you wont newer be bald r.o matter how long you live. I said to myself, if I can discuwer somethink whitch will do this my forchune Is madet Who wants to be bald? Anser Nobuddy. Why is- so menny men bald headed? Anser Cause they cant help theirselfs. If you will come to my barber shop I will show you this hair restorer whitch I have put up in bottles at the ridicklus price of 50 cts, per bottel. Or just to show you how it works I will shampoo your hair with it for 15 cts., but if you purchase a whole bottel you can do the work cheaper in your own home. I am at present trying this hair restorer on Cy Hoskinn, who . is the baldest man in Bingville. If it helps Cy it ort to help you. Keep your eye on Cy's head. Try some of this hair restorer and see how it works. For external use only you rub it cn your head. For goodness sakes dont t waller it by the tablespoonful I I don't know what it would do to you i! ou done that. HARVE; HINES, TONSORIAL BARBER. BINGVILLE. i - y

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