South Bend News-Times, Volume 31, Number 101, South Bend, St. Joseph County, 4 April 1914 — Page 4

BAT I'll DAY, APRIL 1, 1911

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SOUTH Rl'N'D, INDIANA, APRIL I, 1911

STAG I : STANDARDS. William A. P.rady. iluatrU-.il man-

don until the second coming of Christ."

they shouted.

,i ;-er, say.- the theaU r should b- p!ae.d ( This happened at a conference of

U il Ills II il. I il 11 " ip.,-' u.iu. --'tbOio w 4. llir !- jlj 1 11 111 IU 111 1x111 - vrtt i- the I ' mian nt the.-u r attend- j sing and not only In the picturesque a nee." said Mr. lirady, "that we 'get J language quoted, but hi less f orid but

s'way Willi plays mat are comparative i no less earnest words tnese leaders ue-

f i il u res. Vou can't do

SEVEN MINUTE SERMON ON THE GOLDEN TEXT BY OUR OWN PREACHER O ft 4 Loxwon: ( lirit's Tahle Talk. Luke 1-1:7-21. Golden Text: Irrry one tliat exaltcth himself shall Ix liumbleil; and he tluit humbleth filmed f bhall Ik vxailed. Luke 11:11.

that in base- ; clared there would be no fusion with

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The comparison used by Mr. lirady H unique and forceful. Guagcd by the standards of baseball it is not difl.cult to understand what he mean. Paseball managers know they cannot "get away" or "set by" with anything jess than tho genuine article. The

And they seemthe stand they

tho republican party, ed to have reason for

took,

clared, remains split over tho Initiative and referendum, the principle of direct primaries and the tariff. These are Irreconcilable differences. They are grtater than the well defined differ-

EXALTATION AND AUATI-IMKXT. 1. Our Moral Disposition IS Under Our Own Control. To deny free will is to deny consciousness; if we cannot control our own mora) disposition then there cannot be any morality, because the word itself implies responsibility. If we are the creatures of circumstances, then vain are the laws of God and man. If heredity and eni.onment are the creature.-? alike of circumstances, conduct and moral quality, then there is no such thing as responsibility. Te philosophers who advocate this theory do so in spite of their own experience that they are responsible for their conduct. Kvery sinner knows of his own knowledge that he is to blame for being a sin-

THROUGH THE YEAR WITH logit:llow. Oli, dill ve but know when wet are happy! CoiHd the roller, feverish ambitious heart rx -till, hut for a moment still, and yield itself, without one further aspirins throb, to its enjoyment, then were I happy yes, thrice happy! Outrc-Mer.

public: is its own capable critic and is i enres which exist between the pro-

grossives and me democrats, ana mere is no present prospect of a fusion

h innorted by trie baseball writers in

insisting upon good play and clean methods. It i a little different with the theater. The public is neither so wise nor .-o critical. And then there is the t?mperamental element. If the) public can bo convinced by ingenious and liberal advo tiding that a grat moral le.-son is taught by a certain play it patiently swallows anything to get the bssou, and the audinee goes home feeling that it must be uplifted, regardless of the smoky taste in its mouth. Mr. Brady confirms the impression received by many minds that playwrights are striving for successes rather than great plays. The difference between, what is

known as a dramatic success and a great play to the playwright is that cno gets the money and other may fail. 'Die success "gets by" with its near virtue while the great play with its real virtue must wait for its reward until the glamour of the counterfeit has worn away and the light of intelligence shines through to guide appreciation. Mr. Rrady denounces sensationalism, h plays and muck raking as prostituting the stage to unworthy purposes, the main object of which, of cou'rse, is getting the money. The curiosity of the public is aroused by these intimate exposures of human relations. It is natural for human beings to see themselves as they are, and this the class of plays denounced by Mr. Rrady promises to show them. The traditional otfice of the stage is to "hold the mirror up to nature", but certainly it was not the original intention to use the X-ray.

The republican party, they de- j ner, and that he could have been a

Christian if he had so minded. ine proud and the haughty are so from choice, and not because they have been mado so by circumstances over which they have no control. They may. by taking the proper steps, become humble, Christ-like followers of God, and enjoy the glorious exaltation of the sons of God. It is this responsibility for our own dispositions and conduct which makes sin so sinful, and which takes away the possibility of bad men blaming their luck, their circumstances or their parentage. 2. Self-Exaltation Rrins Humiliation. Roasting and pride are two of the most contemptible sins. That some men and women who move in good society and enjoy some degree of education, who wear good clothes and dwell in fine houses, are guilty of these hu

miliating sins is known by everybody.

there. The progressives of Michigan will place complete tickets in the Held this year, from governor to coroner. They are united and enthusiastic and they have leaders who are not afraid. Whitney Watkins, the probable progressive candidate for governor, wa outspoken In his opposition to alignment with the edd political parties.

THE SPELLING RKE. The spelling bee is too useful a form of sport to bo lost to city life. The fun we had with it as kids in tho country we all treasure among the happiest of childhood recollections. It's therefore tine that some cities are reiing it and llnding it pnte as en-Joya-ble as it used to be. Really it's too bad that so many of car supposedly educated people have neglected to learn how to spell. In the course of a year we see thousands f letters to the editor, many written by college and hiirh school graduates;

but it's pathetic how few of them !

how a working acquaintance with the i:nglish language. Up in St. Paul the other nicht. where the Daily News gave prir.es in a largely attended and most interesting spelling bee. a score or more of bright men and women fell down on such simple test.? as "extirpate", "lithograph", plutocracy". "Peaceable" and the like

words which every on who has had!

A STl'DY IN MATHEMATICS. The excavation at Panama was the greatest in history; hut, as one of our writers recently pointed out, it isn't a marker to the yearly soil wash of the Mississippi river. This one stream carries out into the gulf every twelve-month more good earth than Goethals largest force could turn over with spades, working in sandy loam in eight-hour shifts the year through. If one year's erosion of this father of waters could be spread a food deep on dry land it would top 2 05 square miles; in a century and a half it would re-surface an area as large as Ohio. And it is only one of many streams which are steadily eating the heart out of our continent. At the rate at which you buy at the Ilorists's earth for your Mower pots, the value of the Mississippi's annual abstraction would beggar John D., Morgan. Raker and several other plutorats. Yet we let it go as calmly as if its loss weren't worth a passing thought. To be sure, we build dikes; but they don't stop the outgo; sometimes they appear to help it. The only preventive is to reforest the watersheds and impound the headwaters. Uncle am's the boy whose job this will have to be. Roost the New-lands bill.

APRIL SHOWERS. April showers bring May flower?, Also mud and sneezes; and Amorous cats to tempt brickbats. When blow the midnight breezes. D. "Do you keep Ient very religiously?" inquired the hostess in a tone of courteous deference to our possible

' conformity with this admirable cus

tom, mingled with a slight but unmistakable element of anxiety as to the harmony of our habit with what she was about to serve. Well, what cou.ld one say? Deeply rooted as our religious practices may be there was the hostess to be considered. So we merely said that we keep it off and on, but invariably suspend penance when the food is something we are especially fond of. COULD you have don-3 better? Coniin' an (loin'. He kicks before he ever is born. Kicks after, an' sheds many a tear. Rut it ain't doin liim any good. "He's here because he's here." He was squeezed Into the world and If he don't look what he's about You kin take it from me. by heck, He's goin' to get sqeezed out. D. R. II. "I am a frequent patrqn of the street cars," writes D. I,. R., "and I invariably give my seat to a woman or girl if the car is crowded. This practice I have kept up for several years and

distinctly remember being thanked

, . I .. . riii ttuu iviij m ! three times. The other 997 times I

was made to feci that I v. as a tres-

a small

He could afford only oneusher

R fair chance in school should know..

THE SECRET OF A IHG SUCCESS. Persistently sticking to a sound idea and not being afraid of work are what made the late Ren Keith the "king: of vaudeville".

His first theater was in

room.

and one white uniform for that One usher. Rut every night Ma Keith

j washed and ironed and mended that

one uniform, so that it was always spotlessly clean; and twice each day Pa Keith and Ma Keith took brooms and mops and dust rags and scoured every speck of dust and dirt out of the little place. Tlie rule of cleanliness didn't end there. On the stage everything had to be clean, too; clean in appearance, clean in suggestion. It was Ren's

kind. It is sin because it is acting a

fraud, trying to palm off on the people what is not so, trying to appear better or greater or richer or wiser than the. facts warrant; it is folly because it deceives no person but ourselves. A man who pretends to be greater than he really is, is a laughing stock; a woman that dresses like a peacock and struts like that vain bird, is despised by all right-thinking people, and frequently by those who do not think right on other things, and more particularly by persons in her own clays, i-'he is a butt for the laughter and sarcasm of all who know her. As a rule we pass for what we really are, and it is vain and foolish to try and palm ourselves off upon the public as other than we are. Pride is a lifelong lie, that some people live. o. There Is Need for I s to Ro Humble. The best of us have nothing to boast of. It is by the grace and mercy of God that we are what we are, and have what we have. If wo are better off than others, if we have

more education, if we have better homes, as a rule there is no particular merit due us. We are all sinners and deserve ' God's just judgment. There is not one of us who has not been untrue to himself in the past, whatever by the grace of God we may be at present. Not one of us who does not need to pray the publican's prayer, "God be merciful to me a sinner." Een those who live the nearest to God know only too well their need of humility and that they should walk softly before God. William Wilberforce. the great liberator of the slaves, said when dying. "With regard to myself. I have nothing to urge but the publican's plea. 'God be merciful to me a sinner.' " Those vain philosophers who find fault with Jesus for teaching humility, show either Ignorance of moral qualities of extreme malignity against Jesus Christ. Jesus states in the text, "He that humbleth himself shall be exalted," and it is true. I. (aori's Approbation I the Highest Exaltation. When it comes to morals, spiritual character, or truly spiritual experience, the way to go up is first to go down. He that humbleth himself shall he exalted. When a man takes his proper position, understands his limitations, sees how little he is. and takes the lowest seat, God then promotes him to the highest seat in the higher class. No man, it is said, is a proper judge in his own case, even in human affairs, and this is the principle upon which legal tes

timony is based. Rut f.iis principle

passer in the seat I occupied." THERE are women and girls who thank a man for a car seat as though he were a human being. There are others who thank him as though he were a necessary evil. The rest are

i unconscious of his existence. And yet

men are still known to surrender their seat?. Where Angels IVar to Tread. "Calling on the sick:" This amiable custom is a survival of the logcabin era. It might have been delensible when neighbors were few and far between, and the doctor a halfday's Journey away. Even then it is doubtful if well-meaning friends did not do the sufferer more harm than good. The bedside of the dying was crowded with useless visitors. Every caller expected to be admitted to the

Mr. Patton of dressed the house, appear hereafter.

Pennsylvania ad-

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IN tho next world perhaps we will havo more time and inclination to read them. A STRING of black bass attachtd to a young man in a raincoat and a pair

of fishing boots created a near riot on Main st. because the young man in wet weather articles did not satisfactorily reply to where? and when? and how? The True Heroine. (Lafayette Journal.) Not all of our heroine's names are enrolled In story and song of victorious plots; Not all of their valorous deeds have been told On tablets and scrolls in historical spots As mighty and brave is the woman today On whom lovely visions of fashion are shed Who dauntlessly smiling, turns firmly away And purchases common-sense garments instead! N. P. Jones. VICE PRES. MARSHALL has faith In the holding power of a kiss. He believes a daily application will prevent divorce. And yet, don't you know, you see men every day that you wonder any woman of gooj taste could live with, let alone kissing them. To our mind it is better To leave it to her; If she wants a kiss, all right, As she may prefer; Rut if the look in her eyes Her submission belies, 'Twere better, perhaps to defer. c. n. r.

presence of the patient however im- ; rtient he r.r she micht be. and dis- j

cuss the chances of recovery, and dole- j fjj

fully comment on the outcome of sim- I ilar cases. In these days of skilled physicians and trained nurses at Hand,

r:ills on the sick are a mistaken kind- k

ness Ask the doctors. Stop it. M.

AS anticipated, the San Francisco hotels have announced that there will be no increase of rates d urine: the Panama exposition. Thy expect to have them as high as anybody can reach before the exposition opens. Wltaddaya Mean, Hereafter? (Congressional Record.") Mr. Kinkaid of Nebraska addressed

the house. His remarks will appear hereafter. Mr. Greene of Massachusetts addressed the house. His remarks will appear hereafter. Mr. Igoe addressed th? house. His remarks will appear hereafter. Mr. Finley addressed the house.

His remarks will appear hereafter.

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DULLY FOR J. J. PASTOIUZA. J. J. Pastoriza is tax commissioner of Houston, Texas. About a month ago he received a letter from E. W. Pieseott of Roston who said that he had furnished city and town assessors in Massachusetts "with authentic information of the stock holdings of their residents in foreign corporations, which stock is taxable under the Massachusetts law." His kindness, he said, -'resulted in the taxation of several million dollars' worth or personal property which had not been declared by the owners, and thus escaped taxation." He asked if the Houston authorities would like to hao such information in regard to residents of that city, offering to sell

the information ;vt the rate of $1 a name. Pastoriza replied as follows: "I have your letter offering to secure assessments of personal property and charge $1 per name for same. In reply will st;,e that this city has ceased to act in the capacity of it thief. We do not tax personul property; we consider it common, every-day stealing, to take in the form of taxes any part of that which a man earns himself. The land values of Houston produce more revenue

It wasn't that they were too stupid to spell they simply had neglected to learn how. Next time an exening seems dull at home and the youngsters are wondering what there is to do, line them up.

tftffer ;i tiriri nriil t thorn ti m tor

in spelling. It's as much sport a t heap novels or cards; ami when they rhall have gone through, they will J-.ave learned something useful.

exalt us. e cannot crown ourselves with exaltation and honor; it is character, or in other words God in our character, which crowns a man with glory and honor. Humility gives God the opportunity of exalting us,

, and in the last analysis a man's ppsl-

entertainment than want smut or dirt tlon. for time and eternity, is what or vulgarity. Sticking to this notion j Cod makes it. Let us not then trouble

ourselves about honor and renown, or A. 1 - 1 , 1

i care w nai people may uun anoui us.

but let us only be concerned about

Tho secret of success in business loving God and serving him faithfully, it...:...- .i.ii.i , t: r i

consuls n sum, vinir to the nuhlic ! im r mue emmren. neiping our iei-

jwhat it wants. Rut that requires first j

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is especially true is between God and j l,ilV " " mi. oiiio !,i ni..a .,n.v.nntii. subject our citizens to the ordeal of

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id a that more Americans want clean

like a bull pup to a bone made Ren ai

multi-millionaire.

MAKE PAUL PAY.

When you ship a carload of freight

Into one of the large cities, do you get. In free terminal service, a rebate e .ujl In xab:e to the whole amount of he lr-ight charge? You do not. Why don't y,u? Tho answer is simple; You haven't n puih j 'i is I vrandeis makes it clear that i ,:v.e of the big shippers have pulls. The Standard Oil has :.e. The sf.-td trust has one. The rail highway are lif t yet op.-n on terms of equality to

ill who hae to use them. Privilege,

prt fei red

knowing what it wants. Keith knew. There's always a field for the man who knows and who works and dart s.

lows, and the God of all the earth will place upon our head a crown of glory.

and a diadem of beauty, of which no

man can ever rob us, our own littleness.

selves before God. (Copyright. 1914. by JZ. S. Davidson.)

the seventh degree, or put them in a

position where they will have to lie, perjure themselves,- and send their souls to hell. If you will read 'Progress and Poverty,' by Henry George, you will get a line on what I am talking about." The resident of Houston, then, has this peculiar moral advantage over a

i man living in St.. Louis. Portland.

San Francisco, and other cities in the

I nited States: Houston does not punish him for telling the truth about his personal property, and does not reward him for heroic lying about it. That moral change in Houston was brought about bv Tax Commissioner

Let us now feel ; Pastonza. San Francisco Star. humbling our- .

POWER TO SURSIDIZE NOT A F-

keeper and other citizens of representative character were on the committee.

In a unanimous report this committee recommends the issuance of a generous number of all-night licenses, t would have food and drink served In such establishments without question or restriction, on the theory that New York has Ifcgfens of night workers who are entitled to facilities equal to those of day workers. Rut cabaret I erformances, dancing and music the committee would permit only until 2 a. m. which means an hour's extension as compared with existing regulations. The committee, tinally, rec

ommends the preparation and enactment of "an excise law that can be enforced" the present one notoriously being honored in the breach . in several respects. The press agrees with the curfew committee on all points. The l' o'clock closing feature is regarded as sensible and necessary in New Y'ork for the benefit of "orderly pleasureseekers." One o'clock is too early to send these home by stopping the dancing and vaudeville affairs in the restaurants. Rut to dismiss them at - is to put them to bed about 3, and that enables them to get up in time for their daily routine. Such notions may seem strange to millions, of Americans, but New York knows itself and doesn't mind the fact that curfew there is wild license elsew here. Chicago Record-Herald.

Will insure your health by keeping the air cool, clean and pure your family against accidents from fire, burns, explosions, or injury through falling. Now that Spring is about to be ushered in you will be cleaning house. . Again you are confronted by the same old problem of repapering those rooms and buying new decorations and so it is every year, so long as you use an inferior open flame illuminant that is blackening and blistering your ceilings and walls. When you have electricity in your home you have the only clean and convenient as well as the safest illuminant that has ever been put on the market. The tungsten lamp has made Electric Service so economical, that every home, large or small can afford it. Our special housewiring plan makes it easy for every housekeeper to install and enjoy electrical comforts. We are wiring houses and furnishing fixtures at actual COST of time and material required, allowing twelve months to pay without interest. Furthermore we give THREE MONTHS FREE light to anyone wiring an already built house. Call 462 either phone and ask our representative to call.

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Thf nipht schools in Gary arc hav- ! ins a wonderful success. The enroll- j rr.ent is -,CS7, mostly foreljrn born j sttTi workers, anil this is exclusive of j the Y. M. C. A. school.

Twenty Years Ago

Reminders From the Columns of Tho Dnllj Times.

' , . . I Mrs. Yiriniu3 Nicar had a narrow The ihs-overy of a ten-foot SKeleton ! e.vnn, f,.,, Hrnwnln? t Vnr.-Un

primes. Ark. Tho horse she wa-s riding laid down while fording a stream. Mrs. Xicar was rescued by her son. lit n Kiner. the Michigan poet, was found dead in bed at Howling Green,

Wiirin I Tho plans for A. L.. Prick's residence

in Ireland shows that there were giants in those days. Put they had nothing on tho present. There are some big Irishmen now.

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tra!nr,l to rep-l invaders. Prrf.Ter.tl.il trMtmnt at : terminal of ur', a di-.;t bing of Pi tr to pa'. Paul Pi

th So r nt and Paul th- 1"-. If th-- railri .a.i.- want more in .:!!. lot them :lrj-t make Paul pay what ht

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The sane regulation of boxing In Wisconsin has netted the st.vte $10,Ce " in revenue and abolished Irutallty mhI fake.;

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NO ITSION I.N The much touted

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MICHIGAN'. r on i hat ion of

publicans will hav e

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It n now expected that Frederic Meyerhrii-u-er will et well. The patient has plenty of material to build with.

Misses Lena and Julia Hickey enter

tained '.3 of their young friends. Miss Emma Newperth has re turned from a visit to Pekin, III.

Sam Sim.T. of Wabash, is visiting;

Mr. and Mrs. Meyer Livingston. Mrs. Simon has been here several days. Iiev. Henry Webb Johnson returned from Goshen, where he assisted Dr. Yannuys in revival meetings for a week.

it:cti:d. If democrats believe coastwise shipping requires a subsidy and the

! tolls exemption is nothing else than

a subsidy there has been no 'surrender" by congress of its power to create such subsidy. The government cf the United States can subsidize its coastwise or its oversea shipping as it may desire. The repeal of the subsidy provision of the Panama canal action no way deprives congress of that power. There is no "surrender" in the interest of the Tehuantepcc railway. The moment the Panama ca? -tl is opened the Tehmmtepee railu. will be deprived of its business, no matter what the canal tolls are. Tho freight charges of the Tehuantepec railway are $4 a ton. and this route involves transshipment from steamship to railroad and railroad to steamship. Even if the Tehuantepec railwav were

to transport freight free of charge it would still be unable to compete with the Panama canal. New York Herald.

WORDS, WOKDS. WORDS! While the Sims resolution for canal tolls repeal stood eertain of victory before the house Tuesday, and when there was no longer any hope that speechmaklng could alter votes, representatives, according to the estimate of Ram Grey, chief of the house stenographers, delivered themselves of about 6 . 000 words of oratory. In addition to that, about 60,000 more words were recorded undpr

"leave to print." In other words, had any averagesized newspaper of the United States undertaken to give its readers the proceedings in full, it would hive taken six telegraph wires working steadily to have transmitted the "copy" and would have filled nearly 100 solid columns, or about 14 pages. Is there a subscriber of any newspaper in the land who would have cared to wade through this prodigious mass? Can the recording of this stupendous blest of wind for twothirds of it can be little 1 es? frvp

j any practical purpose when perma- ! nently recorded? Why must the government be compelled to pay for printing and distributing this record? When one pauses to consider that 1 this is just one day's record anil that every day the same thing is going forward in both houses of congress under varying degrees of stress, the task confronting congressional printers ; may well startle the public.

Continuously the government Is turning out and shipping tons of

printed matti r that is not even good J

pantry shelf paper, because it is not

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Thrre will be a sense of security d comfort in being within clghty-

!:e miles of a regional bank.

MAY MARCH IN PAKADT. ASIUNGTON. April 4. Women government clerks were notlhed today that they could march in the suffrage parade on May 'j.

The jingos have been unusually uuiot to Join a circus.

lor a few daya. Must be collecting ammunition

Ni:Y YORK. Fred Walter?, the bluest man in the world, arrived here

tfrom Plymouth, Kngland, on his way

lie nas a reu mus

tache. "Yalvular heart trouble gave me my indigo complexion." said Wal-

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NIGHT PLFASUHFS IX XFW YORK

; The late Mayor Gaynor had much ' trouble with the lute or earlv morn-

Ing pleaare-seekrrs. His efforts to enforre the 1 o'clock saloon closing

! ordinance caused much confusion.

legal controversy and some disorder. Mayor Mitehel inherited the problem and pondered long and deeply upon It. It was understood that he had reached (ertain "liberal conclusion-.

Oil! in dTi t'r to meir.l .-!, l iai fsv V -x f,

...... r-i-oxii o - ii o .. I o i I'l iwui I OCilJie. he appointed a "curfew committee"! "That's where I always wear to advise him. A distinguished replied th pi-3oner, sullenly.

clergyman, a noted sociologist, a Then the court laughed, and It took j prominent editor, a respected hotel-. Eome Uuo to restore order.

cut to the right size. Some day this may be curtailed. Until then the Con:res?ional Record will continue to he the laughing stock of the nation. Grand Rapids News. SAMi: AS USUAL. Th judge looked at tho prisoner keenly for a few moments, and thtn said: "It strike me forcibly I have s-en

it."

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