Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 134, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 December 1909 — Devil Food. [ARTICLE]

Devil Food.

Four measures of five-cent booze. Two quarts champagne. Three whist clubs. An ounce of matrimony, well pulverized. The best parts of six J politicians, sprinkle with powdered respectability, and serve hot. "What would you do, dear, if I were to die?’’ asked Mr, Darley, fondly. “I don’t know',” replied Darley thoughtfully. “Which Is your choice —burial or cremation?” —TltBlts. “Send me up two bags off"oats and a bale of hay.” Voice —All right, sir. Who Is it for? “The horse, of course, you idiot?’’ —London Globe.