Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 134, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 December 1909 — Comforting. [ARTICLE]

Comforting.

Jones (sick)— “My dear, what will you do if I should die?” Mrs. Jones —“Is your insurance al) paid up ?” Jones —“Yes, dear.” Mrs. Jones—“l’d have the loveliest, mourning gpwn that’s ever been seen on this street.”