Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 134, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 December 1909 — She Knew His Feelings. [ARTICLE]

She Knew His Feelings.

A housewife who was* having considerable trouble in securing a satisfactory maid, in spirit of desperation fell to and cleaned her neglected house from top to bottom. Her husband upon returning home in the evening, found his wife exhausted and weary. “Why, what’s the trouble?” he asked. “I’ve cleaned 'every room In this house. I’ve done everything but get down and scrub the floors, and I wpn't do that.” Then she added, "But maybe If I get tipsy, the floors will come up to me.”