Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 133, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 December 1909 — Close Enough. [ARTICLE]

Close Enough.

They were sitting in the parlor of the pretty little cottage. “Darling," he whispered, ardently, “we are rolling onward in the Car of love.” “Yes, dear," she whispered, nestling on his broad shoulder, “and we don’t need any ttoaductor to say 'Sit closer, please.* " —Tit-Bits. Mother (who is teaching her atdld the alphabet)—Now, dearie, what comes after g? The Child—Whlxx.—Jud gw