Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 132, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 December 1909 — Well Stat-ed. [ARTICLE]

Well Stat-ed.

In the State of Mass., There lives a lass I love to go N. C.; No other Miss. Can e’er I Wis., Be half so dear to Me. R. I. is blue And her cheeks the hue Of shells where waters swash; On her pink phiz There Nev. Ariz. • The least complexion Wash. La! could I win The heart of Minn., I’d ask for nothing more; But I only dream Upon the theme, And I Conn, it o’er and Ore. Why it is, pray, I can’t Ala. This love that makes me Ill.? N. Y., 0., why, Kan. Nev. Ver. I, Propose to her my will? # I shun the task ’Twould be to ask This gentle maid to wed; And so to press My suit, I guess Alaska Pa., instead. r' —Exchange.