Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 126, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 December 1909 — Marital Repartee. [ARTICLE]

Marital Repartee.

“Have you got the face to wear one of those sheath sklrta?” “No, but I’ve got the figure.” “Well, I haven’t!’* And then she called him a stingy brute.