Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 126, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 December 1909 — The Rub. [ARTICLE]

The Rub.

“He says hla motto is 'Lire and learn.’ ” “Well, If he Isn’t more successful at the former than the latter we’ll be going to his funeral soon.” —Philadelphia Press. Very Doubtful. “1 don’t think they would be happy, if married." “Whom?* "That Henry James heroine and that Mario Corelli hero." “Our dub is going to talk about Henry VIII. today." . “Haven’t you any fresh soandal ?*