Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 126, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 December 1909 — Page 3

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SPICY SAYINGS

AN APPALLING POSSIBILITY. Broadway is laughing over a story about a wine agent and an eminent actor, whom the other had attempted to make use of aa an advertising medium. The agent is introducing a new brand of champagne, and the' other day he induced the actor to assist him in the consumption of a pint bottle of it at one of the fashionable restaurants. “And now I’ll tell you how you can do me a good turn —if you should happen to feel like It," he said. “Delighted to do you a good turn, of course,” responded the actor. “It’s this way,” the agent explain- _ ed. “You are traveling about the country a great deal and stopping at the best hotels. Now I want thiß champagne to become known in order to create a demand for it. What I would like you to do is to ask for my wine by name at the hotels you go *o, so that the hotel men will get tb* Idea that it is popular in New York and send in their orders for it. You won’t mind doing that for me* will you?” *Tu ask for it with pleasure,” the actor declared. "But, good heavens manl” he added in sudden alarm. ' “Suppose they should have it?”

Jeffersonian Simplicity.

A local Democrat conspicuous in more than one National and State campaign and who was much interested in the plain way in which Governor Brown, of Georgia, inducted himself Into office, tells a story about Jeffersonian simplicity that he says, occurred during the first administration of Mr. Cleveland and while Dan Lament was the president’s private secretary. A number of Southerners, prominent in political life, called at the White House, and after they were cordla’ly received by the president and before they took their, departure he requested Mr. Lamont to see thgt they toe re royally entertained. So they were, and the next day Lamont asked his assistant how the visitors enjoyed themselves. “Oh, all right,” said the assistant secretary, “but they complained about a shortage of Jeffersonian simplicity.” “How’s that?” asked Mr. Lament, again, “is -there no more of it left?” “No,” said the secretary, 'that last cask is gone.”— Philadelphia Ledger.

A Mind Reader.

Pat had got hurt —not much more that a scratch, it is true, but his employer had visions of being compelled to keep him for life, and had adopted the wise course of sending him at once to a hospital. After the house surgeon had examined him carefully, he said to the nurse: “As subcutaneous abrasion is not observable, I do not thing there is any reason to apprehend tegumental cicatrization of the wound.” Then, turning to the patient, he asked, quizzically: “What do you think, Pat?” “Sure, sir,” said Pat, “you’re a wonderful thought reader, doctor. You took the very words out of my mouth. That’s what I was going to say.”— Current Literature.

Superfluous.

“When I observe the way some) thing 3 go in New York, over which we make a fuss when we get them,” said the Rev. Thomas R. Slicer, “and think of what we ought to have, I am reminded of the poor minister who '.ad seven children and whose family was increased to eight. He told his eldest child,* a daughter, about the new baby. “Well, father,” she said, “I suppose it is all right, but there are a lot of things we needed more. 41 —Saturday Evening Post. With the Personally Conducted. “Oh your left, ladies, and gentlemen, rises the majestic front of Westminster Abbey, where we find the inspiring shrine of Edward the Confessor, together with memorials of artists, writers and statesmen. You may gaze in silent awe for 45 seconds. at the expiration of which time we will take the bus for the Tower.” —Puck.

No Respect for Law.

“Before we were married," sighs the trusting wife, "you v«Sved that my slightest wish should be law.;*, “Hah!” sniffed the brutal husband, without looking up from his magazine. "If you read the pa; era you’d know there isn’t any respect for law nowadays.”—Judge.

On a train.

"Hey, there!” yelled the conductor, “why are you taking that ax and saw out of the case?” “I want to open a window,” replied the passenger.—Kansas City Journal.

Prints of Man.

“There is such a masculine touch about the dresses she wears.* ‘You mean that smudgy streak of finger marks along the line of buttons in the back?"—Houston Post.

No Use!

The touring car had turned upside down, burying the motorist under It, but the village official was aot to be so lightly turned from bis duty. "It’s no use you hidin’ there, sir,” be said, severely, “I must have your -tame and addreas.”

HANGING GROVE.

, Mr. and Mrs. Reed McCoy took dinner with Mr. and Mrs. R. L. Bussell Sunday. C. A. 'Tyler, teacher at Fairvew, has arranged for his school Saturday night,' Dec. -4th. Ladles bring boxes. Mra. Cora Osborne came up from Lafayette Friday morning for a visit with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Crowder. Mrs. Charley Crowden, of Goodland, came up Thursday morning to eat Thanksgiving dinner with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Jerome Harmon. Mr. Gifford has suspended work on the overhead crossing for the present and will only in a few more days on the new “Y”. One train has also been taken off from this end, at least, and we now have one train a day, as w£s the former schedule. The entertainment at McCoysburg Saturday night by the blind musicians, Mr. and Mrs. Ostander, was quite a success, both entertainingly and financially. The door receipts were in the neighborhood of $13.00. This is practically a new field of work for these unfortunates, as they are broom makers by trade, and came to Lee to get employment, but were disappointed, hence they have resorted to public entertainments for a living and are being assisted by Leßoy Noland in securing places.

Eczema Readily Cored By a Simple Home Treatment

A simple clean remedy that can be used in the home is what every person desires who is suffering from eczema. You can now have that remedy and get instant relief, and be cured permanently by ZEMO, a clean vegetable liquid for external use. ZEMO cures Bkin diseases by drawing the germs and their poisons, that cause the disease, to the surface of the skin and destroying them, leaving the skin, clean and healthy. Mr. A. F. Long, the druggist, will give you a booklet and a sample bottle of ZEMO and w t ill explain to you how a great many cases of eczema and other forms of skin disease have been cured by this simple home treatment. z Governor Marshall named Dr. J. N. Hurty, secretary of the state board of health, a delegate to represent Indiana at a conference of the Ohio River Sanitary Conference, which convened in Columbus Wednesday. Mr. A. F. Long is pleased to announce that he will continue the agency for ZEMO, the best known remedy for the treatment of eczema, pimples, dandruff, ring worm, prickley heat, tetter, hives or any other form of skin or scalp disease. Last year Zemo made some remarkable cures of chronic cases of skin diseases, and Mr. A. F. Long says ZEMO gives the best results of any remedy he has ever sold for the prompt relief and positive cure of any form of skin or scalp disease. ZEMO Is a clean, vegetable liquid for external use, pleasant and agreeable to use. Can be used freely on infants. z The South Bend Chamber of Commerce is planning to hold a meeting in the near future for the furtherance of the" plans for the deep waterway project. Cities in northern Indiana will be represented, and notable speakers will be present. The greatest danger from influenza is of its resulting in penumonia. This can be obiviated by using Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy, as it not only cures influenza, but counteracts any tendency of the disease towards pneumonia. Sold by all dealers. c The Rev. Young, pastor of the Catholic church at Garrett and one of the ljest known clergymen in northern Indiana, is critically ill from heart trouble and it is feared he can not recover. He has been pastqr at Garrett for twenty-five years. ;

Could Not Be Better.

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W. D. Gridley, of Detroit, expert accountant, has begun the work of auditing all the city books at Wabash and making a thorough investigation of the records. He was procured to do this by the republican office holders who retire January 3rd.

A Valuable Booklet Free.

Any person who will call at A. F. Long's drug store will be given a little booklet written by an eminent authority- Every family has one or more persons who have eczema, pimples, dandruff, ring worm, tetter, prickley heat, hivea or some form of skin or scalp disease. This booklet is written in such a plain, simple manner that any person after a persuai of it can tell what is the matter with once proceed to get a sliJMbfft treatment that will destroytfee germ life that causes the disease, and In this way effect a complete cure of any form of skin of scalp disease, : v *

REMEDY FOR DEGENERACY.

Lecturer Declares Man Should Live 'a- Hundred and Fifty Years. The causes of human degeneracy, disease and premature death were discussed by Dr. Lyman B. Sperry of Obl- - says the Washington Star. That people can live to be 150 years old, by proper care, was the opinion expressed by the speaker. He has been a medical practitioner for many years, and has studied the matters whereof he speaks. He presented his conclusions in his speesh suggesting not only the cause for disease and premature death, but also the remedy. At the introduction of his speech Dr. Sperry gave a snapshot view of the race, taking up its condition at present and i‘s environments. T wenty. per cent of the babes born, ho said, die within one year; only one-half grow up to years of maturity. The average length o' life in the best countries is,, less than forty years; people are called old at 70 and very old at 80, and a marvel at 10 \ It is in humanity, he said, for individuals to live to be 150 years old, heau-hfully, happily and efficiently. Men are apt to blame natural conditions, he pointed out—the climate, malaria, etc. —for their diseases and premature death. But if people would live as they should (;o^ditlons would scaeely be recognized. The chief causes for diseases, race degeneracy and premature death, he classed under seven main heads —first, war; second, narcotism; third, excess; fourth, raal-nutrition; fifth, mal-res-piration; sixth, overwork or excessive wear and tear, and seventh, worry or mental friction. He took up each ol tnese various causes in detail and showed how the Americans were either gluttonous or starving, each one of these various ways. In the case of war he showed that, even when tl e-country Is not involved in war, the men are taken into the army at their period of greatest development, become discontented, and learn that which hinders future progress. “In proportion to his salary a man can buy, more food in* the United State* than in any othrr country of the globe,” Dr. Sperry asserted, in talking of mal-nutrition. “Although food products here are high, we live in a land of plenty and our wages are high. In other countries, especially Europear and Asiatic, the wages are extremely low and the vast hordes of population must, be fed from relatively smalle? territory.” The cure for the conditions thus enumerated, he said, was the removal of the causes. In the case of war, arbitration of International disputes would aid materially. In most cas>s, education and the stimulation such as given by the Y. M. C. A. against these abuse; will help much to remove these causes of race degeneracy.

How to Manage Husbands.

Most quaint is some of the advice to women contained in an old book published in 1737.. The volume describe* itself as “an infallible Guide to the Fair Sex, containing Rules, Directions, and Observations for their Conduc and Behaviour th.-ough all Ages and Circumstances of life; as Virgins Wives, or Widows, with Directions how to obtain all suitable to the Sex.” Il tie lady’s hus ban-’ was choleric she was told how to secure her own way by dexterously “yielding everything till he begins to cool, and then by slow degrees she may rise and gain upor the Man” or “when other Remedies are too weak, a little Flattery may be admitted, which, by being necessary, will cease to be criminal. “With a oov etous husband, pride, ambition, vanity, anger, kindness, or even a dqse ol wine, may be expected “to open or enlarge his narrow Mind.“ “The wife’* business must be to watch for critical moments, and not let one o them slip without taking ad vantage of it' And a wii: may be said “to want skill i by these means she is not able to secure herself in Gc'vl Measure kgain'-t the inconvenience this scurvy Quality in her husband might bring upon her.” All the frailties of poor, erring husbands are here rot forth, singly, in plain, unmistakable language, neatly docketed, each with the recipe for cure appended thereto. There are other interesting passages In the same book. Of spinsters the author says; “An old maid is now thought such a curse as no poetic fury can exceed, looked on as the most calamitous creature in nature. Modesty and Obedience, though necessary to all, are yet in a more eminent degree required here. Their Look, their Speech, their whole Behaviour should own a humble distrust of themselves.” Concerning amusements this : “The reading of Romances seems now to be thought the peculiar and only Study of young Ladies. It must be confessed their Youth may a little adapt It to them when they were children, and we wish they were always in their event as harmless.” • On another vanity: “There is also another great devourer of Time—we mean Dressing. Sure ’tls allowable upon a soberer account that thoee who design Marriage should give themselves the adrantsge of dec sot Ornaments, and not by the negligent Rudeness of their Dress bely Nature, anc render themselves lass amiable than she has made them. But all this being granted, ‘twill by no means Justify that excessive Curiosity and Solicituda, that Expense of Time and Money, too, which is mors used.” Double tracking the Siberian Railway will certainly not take place for a year or two. As there are neither rails nor other material nor workmen along the lines, the difficulty 1s great. Moreover, the whole at the appropriation for the purposes has hem spent

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