Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 124, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 November 1909 — An Artful Dodger. [ARTICLE]

An Artful Dodger.

.“Yes,” saiS the candidate, “I must admit that when those hoodlums down at Podunk tried to argue with me I dodged the issue.’’ “Why did you do that?” queried the campaign manager. ■ “Because,” explained the candidate “they tried to argue with eggs.”