Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 124, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 November 1909 — Economy. [ARTICLE]

Economy.

Grunfpy passenger—“No, I haven’t a mate]?. Haven’t you got any more sense than to board a steamer without bringing your own matches with you?” Youth (with coffin nail Istuck in his face) —“O, I’ll get along, I guess. There are 3,000 passengers on this boat, and I’m willin’ to'bet they ain’t all like you.”