Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 124, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 November 1909 — His Run of Bad Luck. [ARTICLE]

His Run of Bad Luck.

Ding us s (chronic borrower) — “Shadbolt, I called twice to. pay you that $5 I owe you, and you were out both times.” Shadbolt —“That’s unfortunate for I wanted the money. You have it with you now, I presume.” Dinguss—“Why—h’m—no. The fact is, I’m short again, and I’ve dropped in to touch you for another fiver.” Shadbolt—“That's equally unforttnnate, Dinguss, for you’re not going to get a blamed cent.”