Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 124, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 November 1909 — Page 3 Advertisements Column 4 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Woman’s Reason. Him —“But why do women do such rldlculour things?” Her—“ Jh, because some other woman does them.” ' King Christian was one of the greatest anti-race suicide enthusiasts who ever lived. He hed no use tor bachelors. Everybody over 30 v«ars old he besought to get married. It is related thq£ one bachelor was pressed so hard by King Christian on this point that he fled to the West Indies to keep from being persuaded. When a cold becomes settled in the system, it will take several days’ treatment to cure it, and the best remedy. to use is Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy. It will cure quicker than any other, and also leaves the system in a natural and healthy condition. Sold by all druggists. c Records are again being broken in many lines of industry, other lines are more slowly getting back to normal conditions, but everywhere there is the most optimistic feeling. In many centers there is already a scarcity of labor, and this of course means a high scale of wages with full employment for months to come. It is apparent on all sides that labor is to reap unprecedented benefits from the operation of the new tariff and that most men are too busy to agitate the subject further. That is just the condition that was aimed at by the republican majority, and their wisdom and good judgment is being fully vindicated. We are now ready for the legislation of the coming regular session of congress, and no doubt several of the recommendations of the president will be enacted into law.

Lame back comes on suddenly and is extremely painful. It is caused by -rheumatism of the muscles. Quick relief is afforded by applying Chamberlain’s Liniment. Sold by all druggists. c It is now rumored that PostmasterGeneral Hitchcock asked for the resignation of Lawshe, the free envelope man, or the fellow who ran a mail order house on a losing basis for Uncle Sam. Hitchcock is a well qualified business man and doubtless had good reasons for his disapproval of Lawshe. Lawshe will give up his job reluctantly and if he is forced to get out he will try some other government Job if he can get one. His faulty business policy of furnishing government envelopes at less than cost and throwing in the printing would indicate that he could not make a living for himself in any private enterprise. Printers the country over will rejoice at his removal from the postofiice department. Many school children suffer from constipation, which is often the cause of seeming stupidity at lessons. Chamberlain’s Stomach and Liver Tablets are an ideal medicine to give a child, for they are mild and gentle in their effect, and will cure even chronic constipation. Sold by all druggists, c

The Universal Portland Cement Co., at Buffington, In Lake county, contemplates spending >5,000,000 In enlarging its plant, making its annual capacity more than all the other cement factories in the United States and giving employment to some 800 more men. The continued marvelous growth of cities In the Calumet region indicates that several of the cities located there will in time be merged into one big city. Croup is most prevalent during the dry cold weather of the early winter months. Parents of young children should be prepared for it. All that is needed is a bottle of Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy. Many mothers are never without it In their homes and it has never disappointed them. Sold by all druggists. c William J. Gaynor, mayor-elect of New York City, has filed a statement with the secretary of state, In which he swears that he did not expend any moneys in aid of his election. t When you have a cold the first thing to do is have the bowels move. Do not take anything that may constipate—and most old fashioned cough cures do constipate. Try Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup. It drives the cold from the system by a free yet gentle action of the bowels; it stops the cough, it is pleasant to take. Children like it. Sold by all druggists. -