Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 124, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 November 1909 — Presence of Mind [ARTICLE]

Presence of Mind

Mr. Phon (roaring from the top of the stairs) —Mildred! What is that young man doing down there so late? Mildred (sweetly)—He’s just doping out how the teams will finish for the pennant. K . Mr. Phan (mollified) —All right Tell him to take his time, not overlooking past performances and the possibility of a slump, and when be gets done he can ccmpkre with my list behind the clock on the bo >kcase.