Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 124, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 November 1909 — Page 1 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Menn for Thanksgiving Dinner nt Fate’s Model Restaurant, 85c. Turkey and Dr ssing. Scalloped Oysters. Mashed Potatoes. Celery, Cranberry Sauce. Mince and Pumpkin Pie. Coffee, Tea or Milk. Why buy turkey at 20c per pound when you can get all of the above at Fate’s Restaurant for 36c. GEO. FATE, Th' Fat Dinner Man. When the blacksmith starts to doctor up a broken-down wagon he doesn’t say, “stick out your tongue." The rural mall-box Is a sort of postoffice on one leg. * A man cannot enter the straight gate without leaving behind him everything that is crooked.