Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 124, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 November 1909 — Page 7

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ENGLAND'S ELECTION MANNERS

The Speaker la Aware He Is Subject Interruption. If American is the paradise,' England is the purgatory, of the political speaker, says a writer in Harper’s Weekly. He is very far from being allowed in England to have things all his own way. It is an unwritten law of the country that he is liable to contradiction. Any man in the audience may get up and dispute any statement he pleases, and the orator is not allowed to disregard the interruption, .but has to stop and argue the matter out with his adversary. The heckler has a recognized standing, and all Englishmen are hecklers, and especially all English working men. In a company of six you have only, to show an American that five are against him to convince him that he is wrong. Thau is just wnen-an English workingman would become finally convinced that he waq the only sane person in the room. If you ever watched an English workingman heckling Mr. Balfour on the subject of Chinese labor, you have yet to learn qf what a political meeting is capable. These contests are followed by the audience with supreme zest and good humor. If they threaten ti become too protracted, the interrupter is pulled down in his seat by willing hands from behind, or simply thrown out of the hall. In a political campaign for the first time in the ir story of English electioneering, some ladies had to be forcibly removed from s meeting. They were earnest woman’t suffragists, and-as the speaker of th< occasion, who was no less than Si.j Henry Campbell-Bannerman, woulc not stop to pay any attention to them tney proceeded to K oist a banner (up side down, as it happened), and to ad 'dress the audience in competition with the Prime Minister. After five min u.tes. of uproarious confusion, the police and some of the officia’s of th] meeting gently but very firmly hal, carried and half pushed them out o. the hall.

Eczema Readily Cured By a Simple Home Treatment A simple clean remedy that can be used in the home is what every person desires who is suffering from eczema. You can now have that remedy and get instant relief,-and be cured permanently by ZEMO, a clean vegetable liquid for external use. ZEMO cures skin diseases by drawing the germs and their poisons, that cause the disease, to the surface of the skin and destroying them, leaving the skin clean and healthy. Mr. A. F. Long, the druggist, will give you a booklet and a sample bottle of ZEMO and will explain to you how a great many cases of eczema and other forms of skin disease have been - cured by this simple home treatment. z Nathan N. Spencer, a civH war veteran and justice of the peace of Mun"cie, believes that he is justly entitled to the title of the marrying squire of eastern Indiana. Since February, when the power to perform marriage ceremonies was given Spence, he has united in marriage 102 persons.

• Lived 125 Years. Wm. Parr—England’s oldest man—married the third time at 120, worked in the fields till 132 and lived 20 years longer. People should be youthful at 80. James Wright, of Spurlock, Ky., shows how to remain young. "I feel just like a 16-year-old boy,” he writes, “after taking six bottles of Electric Bitters. For thirty years kidney trouble made life a burden, but the first bottle of this wonderful medicine convinced me I had found the greatest cure on earth.” They’re a godsend to weak, sickly rundown or old people. Try them. 50c at A. F. Long’s, x Mrs. William Brown, living east of Hertford City, who is the mother of Mrs. Alice Linder, widow of Daniel Linder, the Muncie-Portland conductor who was murdered by Dr. Nelson Ross, of Muncie, is in a precarious condition from worry over the tragedy. Mrs. Brown has been on the verge of losing her mind for several weeks and relatives fear for her life. Mrs. Linder, with her two fatherless boys, is living in Hartford City. • The old, old story, told times without number, and repeated over and over again for the last 36 years, but it is always a welcome story to those in search of health —There is nothing in the world that cures coughs and colds as quickly as Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy. Sold by all druggists. c F. Hepry Wurzer, of South Bend, will probably be the next congressional nominee of the republican party in the Thirteenth district. Matters, politically, are shaping toward such an end. Wurzer is one of the most prominent young republicans in the district, having gained a wide friendship while acting as private secretary to the late Representative A. L. Brick. Wurzer is engaged in the practice of law. .

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His Deep Concern.

Th® kind old lady noticed a smell lad entering a cobbler’s with a small package. “What have you there, sonny?” she asked kindly. “Ma’s slipper,’’ replied the lad; “you see. there is a tack out of place in it and I want to have it fixed before ma notices it.” “Ah, what a considerate little boy! I suppose you are afraid the tack might hurt your mother’s foot?’’ “Well, it isn’t exactly that. You see the tack is sticking out of the sole and this is the slipper ma spanks me with.”

His Run of Bad Luck.

Ding us s (chronic borrower) — “Shadbolt, I called twice to. pay you that $5 I owe you, and you were out both times.” Shadbolt —“That’s unfortunate for I wanted the money. You have it with you now, I presume.” Dinguss—“Why—h’m—no. The fact is, I’m short again, and I’ve dropped in to touch you for another fiver.” Shadbolt—“That's equally unforttnnate, Dinguss, for you’re not going to get a blamed cent.”

Pleading a Distinguished Precedent.

“I fine you,’’ said the police justice,” S3O and costs.” “Y’r honor,” protested Tuffold Knutt, who had been hauled un for vagranef, “all the prop’ty I’ve got in the world is a plugged nickel, an' me clo’es an’ they hain’t wutth more’n about two bits. That ~ finis onreasonable. It's confiscation an’ it won't never stand the test o’ the federal courts. I shall take an appeal, y’r honor!”

Economy.

Grunfpy passenger—“No, I haven’t a mate]?. Haven’t you got any more sense than to board a steamer without bringing your own matches with you?” Youth (with coffin nail Istuck in his face) —“O, I’ll get along, I guess. There are 3,000 passengers on this boat, and I’m willin’ to'bet they ain’t all like you.”

By Default.

“Does your husband ever praise your cooking, Bertha?” asked the young wife’s elderly aunt. “O, yes indeed, auntie.” “What does he say when he does?” “Well —er —he c)yc6n’t say much, you know, but I can always tell when the cooking pleases him. He doesn’t swear at it.”

Happy Compromise.

The Young Man—“ Yes, I shall be away a month or more, Miss Skimmerhorn. May—may I write to you occasionally?”- ' - . The Young Woman —“We are scarcely well enough acquainted for that, Mr. Goovius. But you may send me. a picture postcard every day, if you like.”

A Few Years Hence.

“Gentlemen,” announced the chairman of the convention. A respectful silence ensued. “An automatic cheering machine will now cheer for ninety-five minutes, during which Interim those who desire may secure lundh.’’— —Louisville Courier-Journal.

Chance for Reform.

“What do you think of the new voting machine?” queried the politician. “Do you think the voters will be able to work it?’’ “I hope so,” replied the former candidate bn an independent ticket. “Heretofore the ‘machine’ has worked the voters?’

A Modern Improvement.

"Pay as you go, my boy,” declared grandpa, “is a good old doctrine.” “But for once, grandpa, we moderns have invented something better. Nowadays, you pay as you enter."

The Modern Polonius.

“My boy, never write love letters." “But—'’ “If you must send something, let it be a postcard depicting the stockyards or something equally noncommittal."

Fate of the Lamb.

Mary had a little lamb— But that was long ago; Where and how it d’sappeared Th 6 next verse Wilt show. It followed her to school one Cay, ’Twas the last trip it took; For the school where Mary went Was where girls learned to cook.

On the Wrong Side.

The unlncklest man in 'Kansas City is one who. on a recent trip to New York saw two women wearing sheath gowns and happened to be on the wrong side of both of them. —Kansas City Post.

Frenzied Finance.

Her Husband—“l saved 1900 today." His Wise —"How did you do it?” Her Husband—“ Smith offered to sell me his automobile for that sum, but I didn’t have the money."

Lesson Learned.

Rustic —What makes these blamed things go? Owner of automobile (who had just paid a repair bill)—Money.— Exchange.

Elderly People Helped Free The last years of life are the sweetest, and yet the most difficult to prolong. Itt is then that the greatest care is exercised in maintaining bodily health. But the chief care should always be with regard to the food you eat and whether you are digesting it properly. You should not allow yourself to become constipated. No doubt you have tried salts and cathartic pills, purgative tablets, etc., and have come to the conclusion that they ar® violent in action and do but temporary good. Listen, then, to the voice of experience with regard to a wonderful and mild laxative, Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin. It is not new, only we are trying to find new friends for it. A. A. Felts, of Johnston City, Hl., suffered from stomach trouble for six years and found his cure in Dr. Caldwell'S Syrup Pepsin. His wife uses it too with success. We could name hundreds of others. Some heard of it first through neighbors or friends; others through the doctor’s offer to Sfend any sufferer from a stomach, liver or bowel complaint a free sample bottle for trial, without charge. If you will send your name and address he will send you a trial bottle direct to your home. If it proves itself as he claims then continue the treatment by buying a 50-cent or .$1 bottle of youx; druggist, as all of them sell it. Old people, like children, should look for purity, and it is well to mention that the purity of this remedy is vouched for with the U. 8. government. Also, though a free bottle is sent to prove its merits, results are always guaranteed from the regular bottles bought of druggists, who will refund your money if it does not satisfy you. Send at least for the free test bottle today. , If there is anything about ’ your ailment that you don’t f understand, or if you want WL any medical advice, write I /¥ to the doctor, and he will answer you fully. There is OgpHxyl no charge for this service. The address is Dr. W. B. Caldwell, 500 Caldwell bldg., Monticello, 111.

X You Don’t Wait «> _ ❖ I for your | Sale Bills at the o < > Republican Office. < ► YOU get them when YOU j; <! 'want them. o ♦ Catarrh Cannot Be Cured with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh Is a blood or constitutional disease, and in order to cure it you must take Internal remedies. Hall’s Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is not a quack medicine. It was prescribed by one of the best physicians known, combined with the best blood purifiers, acting directly on the mucious surfaces. The perfect combination of the two Ingredients is what produces such wonderful results In curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, Ohio. Sold by Druggists, price 75c. Take Hall’s Family Pill* for constipation.

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