Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 120, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 November 1909 — Modest Request. [ARTICLE]

Modest Request.

Jack (to his roommate) —Say, Tom, will you do me a favor? Tom—Anything in reason, old man. Jack—Then kindly leave your trousers out In the hall toqight. Tom —The idea! What do you want me to do that for? Japk—The pattern Is so loud R keeps me awake.—Chicago News.