Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 102, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 September 1909 — Page 7
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That Lame Pack Means Kidney Disease And to Relieve the Lame and Aching Back; You Must First Relieve the Kidneys
There is no question, about that •t All —for the lame and aching back is caused by a diseased condition of the kidneys and bladder. It 4s only common sense, any way you must cure a condition t>y removing the cause of the condition. And lame and aching back are not by ainy means the only symptoms of derangement of the kidneys and bladder. There are a multitude of well-known and unmistakable Indications of a more or less dangerous condition. Some of these are, for instance: Extreme and unnatural lassitude and weariness, nervous Irritability, heart -irregularity, "nerves on edge,” sleeplessness and Inability to secure rest, scalding sensation and sediment In the urine, inflammation of the bladder and passages, etc. DeWitt’s Kidney and Bladder Fills are an exceptionally meritorious remedy for any and all affections or diseased conditions of these organs. These Pills operate directly and promptly—and their beneficial results are at once felt. They regulate, purify, and effectually heal and restore the kidneys, bladder and liver, to perfect and healthjr_ condition —-even in soma of the most advanced cases. FOR SALE BY A
Note the Difference ___ Between the ordinary flat # - «\-77/£ R£S HP' lens, as used for the past ' A half century, and the new|2g|F \%% ~ly discovered T 0 RIC fugjy -jmj x LENS which artificially prof \ tsstl/CE vtdes the finest steadiest , r, \ / I r H£ and clearest vision. We are F /MfV ' experts In the adjusting of \ glasses to the eyes of young and an< * our knowledge ■k>v / the human eye and Its needs, euables us to correct- \ -J ly At all ages with the right lens to Improve the vision. DR. ROSE M. REMMEK, Registered and Licensed Optometrist. Phone 403. Second floor Harris Bank Building,
Y f Drug Store is the Place to / /J/IQT C BOY YOUR ° SCHOOL SUPPLIES. We have everything you need for the County and City Schools. Teachers are respectfully requested to visit our store and look, over onr line of TABLETS, PENCILS, KINDERGARTEN SUPPLIES SUPPLEMENTARY BOOKS, ETC. Teachers’ R. C. Books now here. Any book we don’t have in stock we are always gfud to order for you. Come and see us. A. F. LONG, Druggist
FREE WOOD Good Workmanship In all Lines. Clean Shaving—The Rest Hair Catting la the City. Warm Bath Room. fallen Street Rensselaer. Try the classified column.
IGASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Hava Always Bought • Bears the / e Signature /jA jy* 4 Jr /TpP 11 88 v/ For Over j Thirty Years CASTORIA Tut iil« lin. mm mm aJna.
E. C. DeWitt & Co., Chicago, 111., want every man and woman who have the least suspicion that they are afflicted with kidney and bladder diseases to at once write them, and a trial box of these Pills will be sent free by return mail postpaid., LL DRUGGIST'S.
MILROY TOWNSHIP. The undersigned, trustee of Mllrhy township, will attend to official business at his residence on the first and third Saturdays of each month. Persons having business with me will govern themselves accordingly. Poet office address, Remington, Ind. GEO. L. PARKS.
HALF TRUE TALES OF THE STREET AND TOWN
“Got any work for me this, mornin’ Mistah Boyd?” asked Billy Bulger, safe in the knowledge that no -work would be intrusted to him. “No,” was the response; and then, before Biljy could ask for the customary contribution, “but wait a minute. Lawyer Phillips has owed me S2O for twenty years. Collect it and I’ll give you half.” The merchant knowing how bad was the debt, winded at a waiting customer. The old man found the lawyer in the middle of a group of prospective clients aq<l influential citizens. Thrusting through the group he called in stentorian tones: “Mistah Phillips, suh!” “Well,” queried the lawyer, much annoyed. “Mistah 1 Boyd done tell me that you’ve owed him S2O for about a hundred years, and kin you pay him, suh.” Tile lawyer hurried to Billy’s side, j. “You idiot,” he said, sotto voice, “do you want to ruin my business? Here!” and he thrust a ten dollar bill into the old man’s hand. Back to the merchant toddled the old man. “Well, Billy,” said the merchant, “did you get it?” The old man grinned. “I got my half, all right,” he chuckled; “but you’d better look out when you go back to get your half — he's right smart over it, suh!” The News From Hard Scrabble. Matilda K. Hoplight attended the church social last night and recited 136 verses of the old testament. The silence in the audience was quite intense. Miss Pinky Slimmer has returned from her two weeks outing over to Brown Ridge much refreshed in body and mind. Tobias Jenkins has been badly afflicted with boils for several weeks, but was feeling much better today as two of his biggest boils came to a head yesterday. Uncle Rill Smithers is very much chagrined over the loss of his brindle bulldog that disappeared two weeks ago and was found in the well yesterday. The family have’been complaining of the water for several days. One of Ike Bollivar’s cow’s calves was successfully weaned last Saturday. Joel Puterbaugh was expelled from church last week for saying “dam it” three times, when he found out he’d been skinned in a hoss trade with More Bunker. Bill Fisher, of Indianapolis, was in town last Saturday and called on Rev. Lige McSwatt. Bill and Preacher Lige went to school together in Suckers’ Corners and its said Bill used to be sweet on Lige’s walleyed sister, but she eloped with old Gill Spooner, the one legged town constable, and went to Arizona, where they own a barber shop and other valuable property. Making Change In New York. A thin little man, with a long beard and a big bundle, boarded a Second avenue car at Fifth street the other day, and when the conductor came around handed up a $1 bill and asked for a transfer to the Fourteenth street line. The conductor handed the passenger a half dollar, a quarter and three dimes. The thin little man saw the three dimes and quickly thrust the change in his pocket. He didn’t wait until the car got to Fourteenth street, but alighted at Eighth street. When he had gone a passenger said to the conductor: “You gave that man three dimes instead of two.” The conductor did not smile, but said: - “Did I? Well, he’ll have a devil of a time getting rid,of the half dollar.” Particular Customer. “Ma wants two pounds of butter exactly Tike what you sent us last. If it ain’t exactly like that she won’t take it,” said the small boy. The grocer turned to his mimferous customers and remarked blandly: “Some people in my business don’t like particular customers, but I do. It’s my delight to serve them what they want. I will attend to you in a moment, little boy." L - “Be sure to get the same kind," said the boy. "A lot of pa’s relations is visiting at our house and ma doesn't want ’em to come again.” Flattery. Mistress—“ Bridget, it always seems to me that the caankieet mistress gets the best cooks." \ Cook—“Ah, go on wid blarney."
Statesman Writes About Things He Does and Sees at Bolivia.
James F. Stutesman, of. Peru, Ind., who for some years was one of the best known of the Indiana legislators, and who is now the United States minister at Bolivia, writes interestingly of conditions there to a friend at Peru. He says: “Besides golf we play tennis, ridb horseback and, in general, behave the same as if we were at home. Although I am about forty pounds lighter in weight my health thus far, has been good*. I like the people very well and we have a very pleasant of ‘gringoes.’ “This post is nicely situated. The altitude has not affected me in the least and I have not had a touch of the dreaded ‘soroche’, or mountain fever, or any other kind of malady, whatsoever. The climate is delightful and we are now in the midst of our winter, or dry season, and have not had a drop of rain for more than six weeks. Every day is warm and bright, with clear, frosty nights, like our October. “I regret to say that* just at the present time, T can not advise any man to leave the United States for this country with the idea of bettering his condition financially. A very similar depression exists here to that which always precedes a new administration in our own country. The inauguration of the newly elected president, Dr. Villazon, will take place August 6, after which we may expect a revival of business.”
What Mrs. Russel Sage Is Doing With Her Money.
The estate left by Russell Sage amounted to exactly $64,153,800 as figured out after his death. Of this sum $63,778,800 went to his Widow and the balance to other relatives. Elizur Sage, of this county, a nephew of the deceased, received $50,000. Mrs. Sage has given $10,000,000 as a foundation for a fund to improve social and living conditions, and this money is drawing $450,000 interest each year, thus adding greatly to the fund. This was the largest single gift in the history of the world for philanthropy, but it represents only about one-half of what this good woman has given to charity. She is the largest single tax payer in the state of New York. Andrew Cprnegie is the second largest. Mrs. Sage gave $300,000 for the establishment of the Sage Institute of Pathology in connection with the New York City Hospital. She gave SIOO,000 for the establishment of a teachers’ college at Syracuse. She gave $250,000 for the new Freshman dormitory at Princeton. She gave $350,000 to the international committee of the Young Men’s Christian Association. Also $50,000 to the school building fund for Pierson model high school building at Sag Harbor, Long Island. She later doubled this gift. Also $300,000 to the New York University and $1,000,000 each to the Rensselaer Polytechnical Institute and to the Emma Williard Institute, of Troy. Mrs. Sage was educated at the latter school. She is an educated and refined woman and her gifts are well placed ard are sure to be a great boon to the educational institutions of that state.
Well-Known Newspaper Man Dies From Paralysis at Lebanon.
Chas. E. Wilson, an Indiana newspaper man since he was 15 years of age, died at Lebanon Monday, shortly after being stricken with paralysis. Mr. Wilson was the editor of the Lafayette Courier when Governor James A. Mount chose him as his private secretary. He also served through the administration of Governor Durbin as secretary, and when Governor Hanley was elected Wilson returned to newspaper work. Wilson was a keen writer and well versed In the political history of the state and nation.
Eczema is Now Curable.
ZEMO, a clean liquid for external use, stops itching Instantly jtnd permanently cures eczema and every form if itching skin or scalp diseases. A. F. Long, the druggist, says he has been shown positive proof of many remarkable cures made by ZEMO and that he endorses and recommends It and believes ZEMO will do all that is claimed for it. \ z Parson Hicks, the weather prognosticator, in his forecast for September says we will have all kinds of fluctuations during the month. He predicts earthquakes and big tidal waves In various parts of the country from the 17th to 20th.
Newland.
Mary Rees spent Sunday with Miss Zella Bowen. Claude Bowman went to Lafayette ; Tuesday on business. Claude Bowman topped onions for Ed Walker last week. George Lambert called on W„ S. Breese Thursday evening. Miss Letha Reetf spent Thursday afternoon with Mrs. Ed Oliver. Jess Nuss and family spent Sunday with Dan Snyder and family. Mrs. Jim Snyder spent Thursday afternoon with Mrs. John Bowen. I s Mrs. T. M. Callahan and children called on Mrs. jGeorge Beedy Wednesday. Quite a large crowd attended the surprise on Mr. Zeb Kennedy Thursday night. Ed Snyder, wife and baby spent Sunday with Jim Shyder and wife, of Newland. George and Sam Bowen, of Newland, pulled onions for Harry Gifford Thursday. Golda Bowman and Ethel Walker called on Mrs. Zeb Kennedy Wednesday afternoon. George Bowen and Frank Snyder attended the ball game near Pleasant Grove Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. George Martin and four children went to Knox Saturday for a few days’ visit with relatives. Ed Walker and family and Miss Bingham attended the birthday surprise on Mrs. Sarah McCleary, of near Independence. Frank Lewis and B. J. Gifford passed through Newland Thursday. They had been to the south end of Mr. Gifford’s road to see how they were getting along down there with their steam shovel. Mrs. Dave Spriggs received word Thursday that her mother had died in a hospital at Chicago. She left Friday morning for Wheatfleld where the funeral would be held the same afternoon at 2:30 o’clock. Mr. Spriggs joined her there. Those that spent Sunday with Samuel Rees and family were: Mr. and Mrs. James Rees, of Lebanon; Mr. and Mrs. John Watson and family, of near Medaryville; Wes Hammerton and family, of near Mt. Ayr,' and Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Rees and children, of near Newland. Those that spent Sunday with Zeb Kennedy and family were: Mr. and Mrs. Charles Blacker and two children, of Delphi; Mrs. A 1 Hazelwood, of near Brook; Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Kennedy and family, of near Independence; Mr. and Mrs. Ed Oliver and daughter, Lola, of near Newland, and Newt Bowman and sons.
Go With A Rush.
The demand for that wonderful Stomach, Liver and Kidney cure, Dr. King’s New Life Pills—ls astounding. A. F. Long says he never saw the like. Its because they never fail to cure Sour Stomach, Constipation, Indigestion, Biliousness, Jaundice, Sick Headache, Chills and Malaria. 25c. d Royal E. Cabell, for the last three years postmaster at Richmond, Va., Wednesday became commissioner of internal revenue, succeeding John G. Capers, who retires to take up the practice of law. Mr. Cabell is only 32 years old and is the youngest man ever appointed to the commissioner's chair. He is a'graduate of Princeton and was admitted to the bar in 1901. Chamberlain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is today the best known medicine in use for thtfGelief and cure of bowel complaints. It cures griping, diarrhoea, dysentery, and should be taken at the first unnatural looseness of the bowels. It is equally valuable for children and adults. It always cures. Sold by all dealers. c John W. Miller, aged 76, father of 38 children, died at the county home at Indiana, Pa. He had been married four times. A widow survives him. Five thousand people attended the dedication of the log cabin erected in the erty park at Wabash to honor the memory of Abraham Lincoln and named the Centennial. "Can be depended upon” is an expression we all like to hear, and when it is used In connection with Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy it means that it never falls to cure diarrhoea, dysentery or bowel complaints. It is pleasant to take and equally valuable for children 'and adults. Sold by all dealers. c Two thousand miners violated their contract In omitting work without notice and left ten mines Idle in Linton field Wednesday to go to a circus. The loss in wages is $6,000 and to the operators $3,000.
■ ■——— a Serve Bonano Three Times J a Day—breakfast — hot or to a for din : The most delicious, refreshing and nourishing of all table drinks. • i The whole family will like it and it is far more healthful than tea or coffee. Ask your grocer for a 25-cent can. FOR SALE BY The Home Grocery RMtHlttr, Indiana C6 n .ra^^, BANANA FOO °
Hj% g||| a. You to Give I The Hirer Queen Mills a thorough investigation. Yon will then quickly see why we are favored with the ‘milling of the majority of people of ‘this city. Modern facilities and competent help have made this mill the popular mill of this city. River Queen Mills Phone 92.
For Sale 200 Breeding or Feeding Ewes. 100 Lambs. „ In any quantity. D. H. or Victor Yeoman.
Looking Through News is the only way to keep abreast of the times. Time flies and we’re out gunning for game. Gentle readers, the game we want is Yonr Face posed before our camera. w e pledge our word to produce yohr likeness perfectly. Our photos are fit for palaces. Have some, at Sharp’s SMo Near the Bridge Rensselaer, Ind.
Obl<»#o to Worthw.at. Indianapolis, Cincinnati, and th. Booth. LorU>vtlla and rronob X4ok Springs. UXniLill TXMB TABU SOTJTW BOOTH) No. I—Louisville Ma11.......10:1i a. m. No. IS—lndianapolis Ma 11.... Lit p. m. No. It—Milk accom «:0J p. on. No. Louisville Ex. U;M p. «. No. tl—Feat mall 4:41 a. m. mn Boon No. 4—Mall 4:lt a. m. No. to — Milk accom. 1:11 a m. No. li—Fiat Mall 10:05 a oa No. o—Mall and Ex. 1:17 pl aa No. to—Cta to ChL Ma11....«:#> p. m. Ma 5, eolith bound. m«lw connection at Monon for Indianapolis, arrlvln* Is that city at USD p. m. Also train Na 11. north bound, leaves Indianapolis at lLii a m.. and connects at Monon With No. 0, arriving at Rensselaer at S:tT a II- arsis Na *i makes oosnection at ModoP rdr Lafayetta arriving at Lafayette at 0 a. m. lea 14, leavtuc Lafayette at 4:17 p. m.. c.rjnecta with Na IA at Monon. arrtvtnw at Rensselaer at t:oi p- an. Try ths classified column.
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