Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 99, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 August 1909 — What He Needed. [ARTICLE]

What He Needed.

Mike—Are ye much hurted, Pa. Do ye want a dbethor? Pat —A docthor, ye fule! Afther bein’ runned over by a trolley car? Phot oi want is a lawyer.