Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 98, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 August 1909 — Would Shock Her. [ARTICLE]

Would Shock Her.

“Papa, what would you say If Mr. Feathertop should ask your permission to marry me?” “Put your fingers in your ears, my daughter, and I will rehearse a few of the remarks I shall probably make if he does.”