Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 96, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 August 1909 — PRONOUNCE IT QUICK. [ARTICLE]

PRONOUNCE IT QUICK.

In the court records appears the name Wojcieihowski. If we had a name like that we’d go off some where and die. W e might live with Woj, the front end, and we might hang on to the hind end, Howski, hut the stuff in the middle would give us appendicitus. It has one redeeming feature, however, it can be as easily pronounced backward as front ways.