Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 94, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 August 1909 — A SAFE BET. [ARTICLE]

A SAFE BET.

“What will hapen when a woman occupies the Presidental Chair?” loudly demands a female orator. Its our opinion lots of things will happen before that time, but, if it should, we will find on turning the chair upside down that the underside of the seat bottom is covered with wads of gum. K) r Every overdraft on the bank of Nature must be paid with compound interest.