Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 88, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 July 1909 — His Stomach Rebelled. [ARTICLE]

His Stomach Rebelled.

A dyspeptic Atchison man went into a restaurant the other day and ordered fried catfish. “Fried cat!’’ bawled the waiter to the cook. Instantly the weak stomach rebelled. "Cancel that order” the customer said, "and give me an order of country Bausage.” "Sidetrack the cat and make it dog!” yelled the waiter, and he is wondering yet why the man grabbed his hat and left.