Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 88, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 July 1909 — Page 6

-ih afee This child of today is the parent of die fSutore, and whether it grows up healthy and strong, or puny and weak, depends upon the intelligence of its parents, for most children are born into the world healthy, but thousands become future weaklings between birth and the age of ten, when the parents are still in greatest control. The prime cause of trouble is In the Stomach. A baby that Is digesting its food seldom cries and always looks cheerful; the little child whose stomach is good romps and plays and never whines; the growing child learns well at school and is eager for fun if its head is clear and its stomach light, and that means « it has no constipation. ♦ ‘The best end Safest Way to cure any Irregularity of the stomach and bowels In children is by the use of Dr. Caldwell a jSyrup Pepsin. This is a liquid laxative wonderful in Its effect as Mrs. John W. Dunham, Apple Creek, 0., Mrs. H. L. Flainville, Ind., and numerous Others can testify who give it to their Children with extraordinary results. s only costs 50 cents or tl ac- > the size you want, and even nt bottle will do a wonderful f good In a family. It can bo any thember of the family in mb. sour stomach, - Indigestion, er, dyspepsia, heartburn, sick Ond sipiUar digestive troubles, gripes or strangles like pills; ilts and powders, which should yen to children, women or old lave a child or other member of t family who needs, but has never used grand laxative tonic, send your name address to the doctor and a free trial le will, be sent to your home. In this Stay spu dan find out what It will do fritpoig personal expense. If there Is anything about your ailment that you don’t wm understand, or if you want WfPP* ift any medical advice, write to the doctor, and he will iMHuBI answer you fully. There la ML,. no charge for this service. The address is Dr. W. B. ' '.TH bSR Caldwell, 500 Caldwell bldg., Monticello, 111. JlapUttered Percheron Stallion W ■ . bauhbik Registered in the Percheron Society under the Number 2868. Sire Daniel 46828; he by Cotte 25271. Dam Julia 1785, she by Mirka 2419. BAUMIN will be 6 years old on April t, 1909, is a beautiful coal black in color, with white spot in forehead and one white hind foot. His weight Is 1,800 pounds; he has large, smooth bones, excellent style and fine action. Baumbin is an extra good breeder' his colts are large, with good bone and nice color. Baumbin will make the season of 1909 as follows: Mondays—At W. S. Bowman’s, 2 miles east and % mile north of Pleasand Ridge. Tuesdays and Wednesdays—At the Ford farm, near the Banta schoolhouse, 8 miles northeast of McCoysburg. Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays— At my place, 3 miles east and 1% miles north of Rensselaer. TERMS —$12.60 to Insure a living foal, or $lO to insure a mare to be in foal. Parties parting with mare on leaving the county are liable at once for the service fee and the get will be held for the service. Care will be taken to prevent accidents, but will not be responsible should any occur. Shire Stallion BILLY WONDER Is a brown stallion, weight 1,600 Sounds; age 7 years, with excellent reeding qualities. -2Will make the season of 1909 at mv place 3 miles east and IV4 miles north of Rensselaer. TERMS —88 to ir&ure a living foal, or $6 to insure a mare -to be in foal. Parties leaving the county or parting with mare, the service becomes due at once. H. E. LOWIEAN, mchStf Owner and Manager.

Farm Loans. Any amount. Our rates are lowest Terms most liberal. Loans closed promptly. No appraisers required. No extra charges and no "red tape.” - Give us your application and save time and money. IB WIN & IB WIN, Rensselaer, Ind. Odd Fellows’ Building. gjSflWeat Market ROTH BROS. ’ Rensselaer, lad. Shop first door east of Odd Fellows’ building. Everything fresh and clean. Fresh and salt meats, bologna, etc. Please glTe ns a call and we will guarantee to ghe yon satisfaction. None bnt good cattle killed. Bemember the place. Highest market price paid for hides and tallow. ■■ ~ lI'III ■■ IDHIL- 1 , -JAJ. 1 ' 1 "" ' -I Cream Wanted. Will pay Elgin prices and remit promptly. Why send your cream to Chicago when you can sell it in your neighboring town and get a fair, honest test HACK’S CREAMERY, KPNOB, jLNDIANA. MILBOY TOWNSHIP. The undersigned, trustee of Mflroy township, will attend to official business at his residence on the first and third Saturdays of "each month. Peraons haring business with me will govern themselves accordingly. Post office address, Remington, Ind. GEO. L. PARKS. % .

They Almost Fought

The. angular chap who had been lotting down notes on the margin of a newspaper approached the sternfaced man In the water-proof collar. “Beg pardon, sir, but oould I ask you a Question?” “If it isn’t nonsensical.” “Well, my memory Isn’t good of late. Who Invented the sewing machine?” “Howe.” “H’m. He must be a little deaf. Who invented the sewing machine?” “Howe!” “Great Scott! I’d better get a trumpet. The old geezer is as deaf as he can be. Hey, there, who invented the sewing machine?” “Howe!” The angular chap leaned over and curved his hands. Then he whooped: “For the last time, who invented the sewing machine?” “H-o-w-e —Howe. Mr. Howe. And now if you ask me again blamed if I don’t thrash you within an inch of your life. Now, get!” And the angular chap “got.”

Cruel.

The Landlady (after dinner) Mr. Hall Roome ate three pieces of roast beef. He must have liked It. Star Boarder —Maybe he ate It on a wager.

Life 100,000 Years Ago.

Scientists have found in a cave in Switzerland bones of men, who lived 100,000 years ago, when life was in constant danger from wild beasts. Today the danger, as shown by A. W. Brown, of Alexander, Me., is largely .rein deadly disease. "If it had not been for Dr. King’s New Discovery, which cured me, I c'uld not have lived,” he writes, “suffering as I did from a severe lung trouble and stubborn cough.” To cure Sore Lungs, Colds, obstinate Coughs, and prevent Pneumonia, its the best medicine on earth. 50c and SI.OO. Guaranteed by A. F. Long. Trial bottle free. Mrs. Susan Lambert has filed suit for damages in the sum of $5,000 against John Plessinger, president of the Hartsville National Bank, of Columbus, alleging that in June his automobile collided with a buggy in which she was riding, demolishing it, thrown ing her out and inflicting serous injuries.

Tortured On a Horse.

“For ten years I couldn’t ride a horse without being in torture from piles,” writes L. S. Napier, of Rugless, Ky., “When all doctors and other remedies failed, Bucklen’s Arnica Salve cured me.” Infallible for Piles, Burns, Scalds, Cuts, Boils, Fever Sores, Eczema, Salt Rheum, Corns. 25c. Guaranteed by A. y. Long. Dr. Thomas,W. Grafton, of the Central Christian church of Anderson, has been invited to accept the pastorate of the First Christian church of Rock Island, 111. He was pastor of that church for two years about thirteen years ago. He has been at Anderson for ten years. Soreness of the muscles, whether induced by violent exercise or injury, is quickly relieved by the free application of Chamberlain’s Liniment. This liniment is equally valuable for muscular rheumatism, and always affords quick relief. Sold by all dealers. Thomas L. Tincher, president of the Tincher Automobile Company, which recently moved from South Bend to Chicago, has filed a petition in bankruptcy. He gives his assets as $4,656.23, and his liabilities as $48,339.57. The assets do not include his motor car stock.

The readers of, .this paper will be pleased to learn that there Is at least one dread disease that science has been able to cure In all Its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall’s Catarrh Cure iff the only positive core now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease, requires. a cfanatltutlonal treatment. Hall’s Catarrh Cure Is fallen 'lftTMfuniy,"acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces the patient strength ►byhmuiaing ap the constitution m' doing Its work. The proprietors have so much faith In Its curative powers that they offer One Hundred Donors for any case that It falls to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address, P. J. CHENEY ft CO., Toledo, O. Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation. The Republican ia headquarters for fine job printing.

He Objected.

A certain learned professor In New York his a wife and famijy, but professorlike his thoughts are always with his books. One evening his wife, who had been out for some hours, returned to find the house remarkably quiet. She had left the children playing about, but now they‘were nowhere to be seen. She demanded to be told what had become of them, and«the professor explained that, as they had made a good deal of noise, he put them to bed without waiting for of calling a maid. “I hope they gave you no trouble,” she said. '"No,” replied the professor, “with the exception of the one in the cot here. He objected a good deal to my undressing him and putting him to bed.” The wife went to inspect the cot. “Why,” she exclaimed, "that’s little Johnny Green, from next door.”

Sees Mother Grow Young.

“It would be hard to overstate the wonderful change in my mother since she began to use Electric Bitters,” writes Mrs. W. L. Gilpatrick, of Danforth, Me. “Although past 70 she seems really to be growing young again. She suffered untold misery from dyspepsia for 20 years. At last she could neither eat, drink nor sleep. Doctors gave her up and all remedies failed till Electric Bitters worked such wonders for her health.” They invigorate all vital organs, cure Liver and Kidney troubles, induce sleep, impart strength and appetite. Only 50c at A. F. Long’s.

Michigan City entertained 8,000 visitors Sunday, who came by boats and steam and electric roads, and many found the lid tilted in places, it is said, and several spots were found to be quite “wet.” It is estimated that fully 1,000 were from Laporte and that each one spent from $2 to $lO in town. Mr. A. F. Long is pleased to announce to his customers that he has secured the agency for Zemo, the best known remedy for the positive and permanent cure of Eczema, Pimples, Dandruff, Blackheads, Piles and every form of Skin or Scalp disease. Zemo gives instant relief and cures by destroying the germ that causes the disease, leaving a clean, healthy skin. See display and photos of cures made by Zemo at Long’s drug store. - The Associated Charities, of Columbus, have more money than at any other time in the history of the organization as a result of a base hall game between the Elks club and the Commercial Club teams. The receipts from the game amounted to more than S2OO. The score was 38 to 26 in favor of the Elks team. 0 Teething children have more or less diarrhoea, which can be controlled by giving Chamberlain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. All that is necessary is to give the prescribed dose after each operation of the bowels more than natural and then castor oil to cleanse the system. It is safe and sure. Sold by all dealers.

After nearly a year, half of which has been in litigation in the courts, Fred Adrian, a young farmer living south of Newcastle, has secured possession of a fine grey mare which was stolen from a hitch rack in that city nearly a year ago. The horse was sold osier it had been stolen. If you have pains in the back, weak back, or any other indication of a weakened or disordered condition of the kidneys or bladder, you should get DeWitt’s Kidney and Bladder Pills right away when you experience the least sign of kidney or bladder complaints, but be sqre that you get DeWitt’s Kidney and Bladder Pillß. We know what they will do for you, and if you will send your name to E. C. DeWitt & Co., Chicago, you will receive a free trial box of these kidpey and bladder pills. They are sold here by all druggists. Newton D. Parker, against whom an indictment was returned by the Shelby county grand jury a year ago, charging him with issuing a check on the Merchants’ National Bank in Cincinnati, in which concern he had no funds, has been found guilty of securing money under false pretenses in Toledo, 0., and he has been sentenced to prison. His case has been set at every term of court, but has been continued. Chamberlain’s Stomach and Liver Tablets gently stimulate the liver and bowels to expel poisonous matter, cleanse the system, cure constipation and sick headache. Sold by all dealers. '

SOME HEROES AND A COWARD.

It was a goodly company Never before had the Three Eagles Inu sheltered so many lion hearts, so many of the bravest of the brave. There was Sheridan, the jungle invader, and Wllby, who rode with Jameson, and the Emerson brothers, with their glamour of early-day scouting. Perkins had scuttled away from cannibals in the hot islands .and Youngblood talked constantly of Tibet and Kabul. Little Bettina, the trim, piquant maid of the Three Eagles, drank In all the heroism and golden-deed stuff. Flitting, from bravo to bravo, she had a word for dashing cavalrymen here and a merry, blue eye for swaggering huntsmen there. And all of the famous company toasted her saucy glance, her dimpled chin, her locks of golden — “It was a close pinch, I tell you!” roared Buller, the railroad builder, finishing a yarn of strife on the frontier; and all the valiants yelled when timid, dapper, little Hans Vogel, the clerk, asked. “But weren’t you afraid, Mr. Buller?” “You’re a brave chap!” jeered BuL ler; and all the others quipped and teased poor Hans. “Hans wouldn’t fight,” confided the pretty Bettina to a colonel of hussars. He was raised at his mother’s apron strings. Bah! I like a man!” And the colonel slapped his thigh and his red face broke into loud laughter. “Hans Is a coward.” scoffed one. “You ought to have seen me In Manchuria,” bragged another. “I fought three men at once,” boasted a third. The petite Bettina joined in the general derision. “Hans.” she said, “you’d better keep quiet. You’re among men now.” and she laid stress on the “men.” Hans grew quite red. “Oh, I would never dare to attempt the feats you gentlemen have performed,” he said, in his prim, modest way. “I am just a little fellow, who writes all the day on the account books and waits upon the travelers, while you are men of the big rough world that I never saw.” And then from outside came the clamor of men shouting, very far away—then nearer, nearer, until the noise was just outside, uproarious, blood-curdling, frightful. “What is it?” asked Buller. the war correspondent, craning from his chair. For answer a panting, foaming, snapping dog plunged throhgh the open doorway, eyes rolling, mouth dripping with the dread craze of the rabies. “Mein Gott! ” shouted a German captain. “Der dog iss mad!” There was a scurrying, a scrambling of world-known valiants into, chairs, through the door, through the windows. Only the trim, petite Bettina stood in the middle of the room, dazed and unable to move. It was then that a slight figure wriggled over the hotel desk; there was a twisting and jumping and whirling about of man and dog, and. with the chivalry of the earth agape, little Hans Vogel, hotel clerk and coward, stood upon the dog' 9 head. “Save der girl!” roared the German captain, when the animal had ceased to writhe. “Dear me!” murmured Hans Vogel. "I’m all a-tremble. I’m such a coward.” “Good, old Hans!” cooed little Bettina. “Brave, brave. Hans,” and the blue eyes flashed light which the strutting valiants had never obtained, —Stuart B. Stone.

Might Be Worse.

Together they were seated on the shifting sands by the sad sea, waves —his arm about her waist. “Do you like this place?” he asked.” “Well, I can’t say that I am stuck on the place,’ 1 she replied, “but I certainly do enjoy the surroundings.’’ Whereupon he proceeded to expand her enjoyment by slightly contracting the surroundings.

Came Down a Russian.

“Oh, mamma!’’ exclaimed the pretty girl, all aglow with excitement, “that handsome young man is coming to call on me again.” “You should be careful and find out his station in life,” cautioned the prudent mother. “Has he any descent?” “Oh, yes, mama —very rapid. He just fell out of an airship.”

Never Divulged.

“A woman can’t keep a secret”We read on many a page; But there is one she can keep, my brother — That’s the secret of her age.’’

Just Possible.

We used to hear quite frequently Of the new woman bold. But the newness isn’t mentioned now — She must be getting old.

Fly in the Ointment.

Mrs. Homer —Mrs. Neurich seems to have refined tastes. Mrs..Caller —Yes; but she has such an unrefined way of bragging aboat them.

Soulful But Hungry.

“You are such a soulful girl.” “Huh?” “I say you are so soulful.’’ Sure. But how about the eats? I’m ’most dead for a snack.”

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How to Cure Skin Disease.

The germs and their poisons which cause the disease must be drawn to the surface of the skin and destroyed Zemo, a scientific preparation for external use, will do this and will positively cure Eczema, Pimples, Dandruff and every form of skin or scalp disease. See photos of many remarkable cures and show case or window display at Long’s drug store. Ask for sample.

His Stomach Rebelled.

A dyspeptic Atchison man went into a restaurant the other day and ordered fried catfish. “Fried cat!’’ bawled the waiter to the cook. Instantly the weak stomach rebelled. "Cancel that order” the customer said, "and give me an order of country Bausage.” "Sidetrack the cat and make it dog!” yelled the waiter, and he is wondering yet why the man grabbed his hat and left.

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