Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 88, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 July 1909 — Page 3

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TiU* and rrnoh U«k Bprlnii. MMMT, mm TXBCB TAB&l ■OUTK BOUND N& t a No. U—MUk accom 6:02 p. m. No. f—LoiHavllta Ex. 11:06 p. m. No. SI —Faat mail...- 4:46 a. m. VOXTH loura No. 4—Mall 4:89 a. m No. 40—MUk accom 7:21 a. m. No. 22—Faat Mall 10:06 a. in. No. 6—Mall and Ex 1:17 p. m. No. 20—Cln. to Chi. Ma11....6:02 p. m. No. 6, aouth bound, makea connection at Monon for Indianapolis, arriving In that city at 2:20 p. m. Alao train No. 22, north bound, leaves Indianapolia at 11:46 a. m., and conneota at Monon with No. 6, arriving at Renaaelaer at 2:17 a m. Train No. 21 makea connection at Monon for Lafayette, arriving at Lafayette at 6 a. m. No. 14, leaving Lafayette at 4:27 p. m.. connecta with No. SO at Monon. arriving at Renaaelaer at 1:02 p. m.

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Agency FOR Root’s Bee Hives AND Supplies Goods Sold at Catalog Prices , saving you the freight. - . < o ■ 3 l.' . ; . : • ' A Limited Supply Carried in Stock. Leslie Clark Republican Office.

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Why He Couldn’t Help Her.

v «L A very pretty young woman slipped and fell on the stone steps in front of her father’s house; spraining her knee. She disliked doctors, but the knee finally grew so bad that she was persuaded to call in medical advice. She wouldn’t have this doctor or that one, hut finally said she would consent to have called in a spruce-look-ing young man carrying a homepathic medicine case who passed the house every day. The family kept a sharp lookout, and when he came along called him in. The young lady modestly raised her skirts and showed the disabled member. The young man looked at it and said: “That certainly is quite serious” ’“Well,” said thd young lady, “what shall I do?” ~ “If I were you,” he said, “I would send for a physician.” “But can you not attend to it?” asked the girl. “Not very well,” answered the young man. “I am a piano-tuner.”

“Business is Business.”

“Don’t wait for me,” he said to his better half. “I may be rather late, but business is business, you know, and can’t be helped.” The next morning the man of method was far from either looking well or feeling well. At breakfast he sat toying listlessly with his toast and coffee, while his spouse sat stonily silent behind the coffee pot. The breakfast room clock was equally silent. “Maria, my dear, there must be something wrong with that clock. I am sure I wound it up last night,” remarked the husband. 1 “No,” answered his wife. “You wound up Freddy’s music box instead, and had it playing ‘Home Sweet Home’ at three o’clock in the morning. The hall clock has also stopped, and you have screwed your corkscrew right into the telephone.” The Hendricks circuit court closed Monday for the summer vacation, after having been in continuous session, except for three weeks, since the first Monday in September of last year. During that time over 300 cases were disposed of. When the stomach fails to perform its functions, the bowels become deranged, the liver and the kidneys congested causing numerous diseases. The stomach and liver must be restored to a healthy condition and Chamberlain’s Stomach and Liver Tablets can be depended upon to do it. Easy to take and most effective. Sold by all dealers. Mrs, Jannette B. Reynolds, of South Bend, has purchased and presented to the Children’s Aid Society a of ground at Mishawaka, which will be used as a playground for the inmates of the Orphans’ Home in that city. The land was purchased for $6,000.

Amos Ebberts, a farmer west of Anderson, was kicked by a horse Tuesday morning in the lower part of the abdomen and injuries sustained will either prove fatal or render him an invalid for life, the physicians stated. He is 30 years old. The world’s most successful medicine for bowel complaints is Chamberlain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. It has relieved more pain and suffering, and saved more lives than any other medicine in use. Invaluable for children and adults. Sold by all dealers. The Indiana Union Traction Company will take its office employes to Broad Ripple next Saturday in special cars for a day’s outing there. The company gives its office employes this outing annually and usually two cars are required to convey the party. J ; The Indiana synod of the Presbyterian church will meet in South Bend during the week of Oct. 11th. The synod embraces the Presbyteries of South Bend, Ft. Wayne, Logansport, Crawfordsville, Whitewater and Indianapolis. , Union H. Hollier announces himself as a Republican candidate for mayor of Washington. Mr. Hollier now Is coroner of Daviess county, having been elected at the last election without opposition. Four of the prisoners pardoned last week by Governor Marshall, were released from the state prison. They were John Wilson, who went to Dayton, Ohio; Harry B. Guilford, South Bend; Francis Hoover, Kewanee, Ill.; Andrew Kroener, Indianapolis.

HALF TRUE TALES OF STREET ADD TOWN,

- ■ -■ - tt Gossip. A certain minister had a little daughter six years old named Helen. One evening they were entertaining company at dinner and Helen* was naughty. Her mother said: “Helen, you must go right up-stairs and ask God to forgive you.” Helen went very reluctantly. After a time she came back and took her place quietly at the table. Her mother said: “Well, Helen, did you ask God to forgive you?” “Yes, I did,” said Helen, rather shortly. Her mother waited a moment, then said: “What else did you say?” “I said, please don’t tell Mrs. God or it will get all over heaven.” Robert J. Burdette is even more popular and successful as a clergyman than he used to be as a humorist. A young divine of Los Angeles, praising Mr. Burdette, said the other day: “Humor is spontaneous with him. I remember one day, I asked him for advice on preaching, and he rattled gaily off: “ ‘Never be goody goody. Never say, for instance, “I was reading last evening in dear Hebrews.” “ ‘Keep your pictures accurate. I once heard an, old minister picture Noah as sitting out in front of the Ark reading his Bible.” “ ‘Be simple in the pulpit, as well as friendly out of it, or the old ladies will describe you as invisible on week days, and incomprehensible on Sundays.” Two customers, a man and a woman who visited a cheap restaurant in St. Paul, were startled when they gave their orders and heard the waiter in turn shout them through a small window to the cook. "Give me two eggs fried on one side and three slices of crisp broiled breakfast bacon,” ordered the man. “Two cackles slapped in the face and three squeals crisp,” howled the waiter; while the woqpn looked n wn n ' 1 S , ... . . agiiaott “And your’s, madam?” said the waiter, innocent of creating any sensation. “I’d like a steak well done covered with onions,” she replied. “One steak cremated and suffocated” yelled the waiter. , “What would you like to drink?” The woman ordered a cup of coffee with cream, two lumps of, sugar and of course a spoon. The man wanted a cup of coffee without cream. Here is what the waiter ordered: “Cup of mud, two chunks of ballast, milk the Jersey and throw in a piece of scrapiron; draw another in the dark.”

She Lived In Pittsburg Too. It was her first ball game. She lived in Pittsburg, too: Yet there she sat in the crowded grand stand, gasping out at her home team battling against the Chicago Cubs for the pennant. “Harry,” she inquired, during a lull in the excitement, “which is the great Wagner?” Her escort gallantly pointed out the famous Pittsburg shortstop. “My!” exclaimed she, after scanning Honus’ how-legged figure awhile, “who’d ever think that man could write operas!” Pat had been at work for thre#> days digging a well and as the foreman wanted it finished within the week he had promised Pat another man to help him. It was getting on for 11 o’clock and Towser, the foreman’s bulldog, was looking over the edge of the pit, when Pat to himself “Smoke-o.” He had just filled his pipe, and was about to light it when he glanced up and beheld Towßer’s handsome features. Slowly removing the pipe from his mouth, he said: “Be e-egorra, Oi’ve wor-rked wid Germans and Hengar-rri-ans and Oi’ve wor-rked wid Oitalians and naygers, but if a man wid a face like that comes down here to work besoide me, I gets up.” Consolation. Hush, little Bulldog, Don’t you cry, You’ll be a Wlnerwurst Bye and bye! Color Blind. Servant—“A pound of tea for the missus.” .1 Grocer—“ Green or black?” Servant—“ Sure, ayther will do. She’s as blind as a bat!”

FOB TOUR HEALTH’S SAKE

■ , , j—r. —r-. i. „ Feeding Babies. ' It is not only during the sum--1 mer months \ that great care ' should be taken in feeding the babies. Many infants are killed every year by overfeeding and more by wrong feeding. There are many mothers who make a practice of bringing their babies to the table and giving them a little of this and a little of that and the other —meat, vegetables, pie, pickles, or whatever may be on the table. These are all articles of diet to which the little stomach is not accustomed, nor is it capable of taking care of them. The result is that the baby sickens, often dies, and the death certificate usually shows $s a cause diarrhea, dysentery, cholera infantum, summer complaint, convulsions, brain fever, etc., but all these are only names that are used for the result of poisoning with improper food. So, don’t overfeed the babies; don’t give them rich food, meats, gravies, pastries, cake, etc., nor a great variety. The simpler the food the better. Keep up the daily bath until it becomes a fixed habit, and give them all the fresh air and sunshine possible.

HANGING GROVE.

Mrs. J. C. Ireland was taken quite seriously sick Monday afternoon. Miss Elsie Tinstman, of Diller, Neb., is here visisting Miss Flossie Godshall. Mrs. R. L. Bussell and daughter, Lucile, spent Wednesday with Mrs. C. A. Armstrong. Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Robinson called on Mr. and Mrs. A. E. Nitzschke Sunday afternoon. Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Ireland, of Rensselaer, visited over Sunday with J. C. Ireland and family. Miss Beatrice Lutes is assisting her sister, Mrs.’ Albert Nitzschke, with her house work this week. Sam Cavinder assisted C. W. Bussell in dressing four veal calves for the Chicago market Monday. Miss Lydia Sands, of Lafayette, is visiting her brother and sister, Marion Sands and Mrs. Addie Lyons, this week. The contract to clean off the Osborne cemetery was let to John Knopinski, who commenced work on same Monday morning. Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Wolfe and son, Willis, went to Rensselaer Tuesday. N. Osborn has the largest acreage of oats for' any one farmer than we have heard of anywhere in this locality. He has out 230 acres, and is now running two binders. Mr. Osburn formerly lived in Hanging Grove, but now lives just over the line in Gillam.

NOW SOLD IN AMERICA B. F. Fendig Is the Agent for a Famous Hair Grower and Dandruff Cure. It is mighty certain that the American people appreciate a good thing when they see it, for the sales of Parisian Sage since its introduction into America have been simply marvelous. There's a reason, of course. Parisian Sage is guaranteed to do just as advertised, or money back. B. F. Fendig stands back of this guarantee. Parisian Sage is safe and harmless. It cures dandruff In two weeks, by killing the dandruff gefm. It stops falling hair. It promptly stops itching of the scalp. It makes the hair soft, fascinating and luxuriant. It gives life and beauty to the hair. It is not sticky or greasy. It Is daintily perfumed. It is the best, the most pleasant and invigorating hair dressing made, and only 60c for a large, generous bottle. Made only in America by Giroux Mfg. Co., Buffalo, N. Y. The Wolverine, formerly the Michigan and the only battle ship on Lake Michigan, will visit the Michigan City port today for the purpose of securing recruits for the navy. A Night Rider’s Bald. The worst night riders are calomel, croton oil or aloes pills. They raid your bed to rob you of rest Not so with Dr. King’s New Life Pills. They never distress or inconvenience, but always cleanse the system, curing Colds, Headache, Constipation, Malaria, 25c at A. F. Long’s.

S^rve Bonano Three Times Ba Day — breakfast — hot or teed for dinner. The most delicious, refreshing sad nourishing of ail table drinks. The whole family will like it and it is far more healthful than tea or coffee. Ask your grocer for a 25-cent can,. FOR SALE BY The Home Grocery Rsnssslssr, Indiana INTERNATIONAL BANANA FOOD CO. Corn Exchange Bank Bldg. Chicago

Against sccnring poor quality Bollding Material by placing yonr orders with ns. We handle only High-Grade Building Material, and can prove this to your entire satisfaction Ky giving ns a trial. Flimsy Building Material is dear at any price. Ton get the best from us at fair prices. Let ns Quote Yon Estimates. RENSSELAER LUMBER CO.

Wood & Kresler s 5 CHAIR Barber Shop The Largest and Finest in Jasper County. Go there for a flue smooth shave and fashionable hair cut Boot Black Stand In Connection.

Farm Loans. If jon hare a loan on you FABM, and want to renew It learn our terms. We still hare some money to loan at Five pfer cent wip partial, puiit prirltitle If, ysw. Jestas a loan now or la the near future male application AjLpnee V«fore rates are advanced. Call telephone or write First National Bank North Side Public Square. RENSSELAER, END.

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