Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 87, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 July 1909 — Page 4

OUmco to Mortliwort, XnflUaaßoUs, Cincinnati, ana tho South, Iroul*Tflli ul XTmeb Uok Springs. mSVSSBXJUBS TXMB TIBU In Effect March 7, 1909. south Bomro No. s—Louisville Mai1.......10:65 a. m. No. SS —Indianapolis Ma 11.... 1:69 p. m. No. 89 —Milk accom 6:02 p. m. No. B—Louisville Ex...... .11:05 p. m. No. 31 —Fast mall .... .4:46 a. m. KOBTH BOUND No. 4—Mall 4:69 a. m. No. 40 —Milk accom 7:31 a. m. No. 82—Fast Mail 10:06 a. m. No. 6—Mail and Ex. 3:17 p. m. No. 30— Cin. to CM. Mail. .. .6:02 p. m. No. 5, south bound, makes connection at Monon for Indianapolis, arriving in that city at 2:20 p. m. Also train No. 88, north bound, leaves Indianapolis at 11:46 a. m., and connects at Monon with No. 6, arriving at Rensselaer at 3:17 p. S. Train No. 31 makes connection at onon for Lafayette, arriving at Lafayette at 6 a. m. No. 14, leaving Lafayette at 4:87 p. m., connects with No. SO at Monon, arriving at Rensselaer at 8:03 p. m.

J\ Carge Share of Vour earnings Go for Eatables— So why not see that this money is wisely spent. There is freshness to think about and cleanliness and economy. This suggests to ns that this store might be of service to you—because its aim is to deal in grocery goodness. How well it succeeds is a matter for each customer to decide personally. We would be glad to have TOUR opinion. McFarland & Son Reliable Grocers.

_ Agency FOR Root’s s Bee Hives AND Supplies Goods Sold at Catalog Prices saying yon the freight A Limited Supply Carried in Stock. Leslie Clark Republican Office.

Slogans #>FSE& Sewing Machine runs lighter than any other. 13PFREE lasts longer than any other. tab* FREE is more beautiful than any other. tab* FREE has less vibration than any other. tf'FREE is easier to operate than any other. 16* FREE males a more perfect stitch than any other. 30PFREE is the best of all combined in one. ffiEE SEWING MACHINE CO. CHICAGO 11 ILLINOIS For Sale by D. X. WORLAND. v Rensselaer, Indiana.

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Classified Column. FOR SALE. For Sale—Good gasoline stove, four burner, high frame, “Jewell,” in first class condition. James W. Brown For Sale—Two good fresh cows, with or without calves. One purebred Jersey bull, two years old. John Gwin, R. D. 2. julyl3tf For Sole —A large fire proof safe, 4% feet high, 2*6 feet deep, 3 feet wide. This safe is in first class condition and nearly new, and a bargain at SIOO. For information write Gragg Bros., Brook, Ind. For Sale—Leather upholstered davenport cheap. Inquire of Geo. Thornton. je2Btf For Sale—Millett and hungarlan seed in any quantity at S. P. Thompson’s Home Farm, Parr, Ind. je.24tf For Sale—Farm of 120 acres, three miles west of Rensselaer. Well improved, over 70 acres in corn. Terms to suit purchaser. Mrs. M. E. Corliss. For Sale or Trade —4 good second hand cabinet organs. Fred Phillips. FOB BENT. For Beat —Single room, furnished or unfurnished, to school girl or girl working in town, with or without board. Call on or write Mrs. Fred Chapman. july22 For Rent—Cheap, three good furnished rooms in the Meyers property. Inquire of Chester Zea, south side courthouse. julyl6tf For Rent—Good house, nice location, good garden .already made, and well. House newly papered. John Makeever. july22 For Rent—Nice small room, suitable for small business or office, next door to laundry, apply to O. H. McKay. * mch,4tf For Rent—Eight room house and two lots, centrally located. A. H. Hopkins. juneßtf

WANTED. Sewing Wanted—Call at the home of Mrs. Lizzie Guss, Rensselaer, Indiana. july22 Wanted—Girl to do housework. Telephone 5208. Mrs. Kenton Parkinson. may22tf Wanted—More milk customers. My cows are now on grass and until further notice I will deliver milk at 5 cents a quart. M. J. Thornton, City Dairyman. Phone 510 K. maystf Wanted—A representative for Jasper county for a good, honest, farm land colonization proposition, backed by the wealthiest corporation in the U. S. Terms so easy anyone can buy. Write at once for territory. L. F. Osborne, 219 S. Main St., South Bend, Ind. julyßt2 LOST Lost—Lady’s metal rose hat pin between depot and town. Return to Republican office. julyl9 Lost—An S. A. E. fraternity pin, either at Parr or betweerl Parr and Rensselaer, Saturday afternoon. Reward. Finder return to this office. BEE KEEPERS. t I have the agency for the Root line of goods for this territory and will fill orders at catalogue prices, saving you the freight. Leslie Clark, at Republican office or phone 18 or 114. MONET TO LOAN. Money to Loan money on first farm mortgage security. Inquire of E. P. Honan, lots FOUND. Found—An umbrella, initials “R. H. R.” Owner can get same by inquiring here. Je2B

Bees For Sale. ' As my apalry is growing larger than I can care for, I will dispose of a few colonieß of bees at reasonable prices. They are in patent hives and of the best Italian stock, and very gentle. Nothing furnishes more pleasure or profit for the amount invested than a few colonies of bees. Any good colony will pay for itself in honey the first year and may Increase in bees to two or three colonies the first year. Price according to stand selected. , LESLIE CLARK. Republican Office. Everybody’s friend—Dr. Thomas’ Eclectric Oil. Cures toothache, earache, sore throat. Heals brulsStone «yy Pali. . r ,'

A PHRENOLOGICAL CASE.

, “Professor Fulcrum, I believe.** "At your service, Bir." “I understand that you have been for a long while a close Student of the brain and have made some remarkable discoveries.” “I have Simply been building on the scant knowledge held by our grandparents. It has been reserved for us fin de siecle people to point out the exact spot on the brain that directs any special condition.” “Your modesty is wasted on me, professor. It is you who have made this last discovery. How did you do it?” “Vivisection. Our ancestors found difficulty in getting consent to experiment on animals. Now, with some 400,000,000 of people, life is so cheap that we can operate on human beings. I am indebted to malefactors for my discoveries. And malefactors are Indebted to me as well, for I now can make an honest man of a rogue.” “By what means?” “Trepanning. For instance, I know the exact spot in the brain that produces kleptomania. I cut away a bit of the skull and find an abnormal development of the brain directly under it. This I cut away, and the patient has no more desire to steal.” "Can you turn hate to love, or vice versa?” “No, but I can destroy either the one or the other.” “Now we are getting down to the object of my visit. My son is in love with a girl whom I do not wish him to marry. Can you destroy his love for heT?” "Yes.” “Recent development in microscopy has shown that each sensation has a minute corrugation on the brain. On a certain point in your son’s brain will be found a little protuberance composed of these minute corrugations. If this protuberance is removed the love is killed.” “Forever?” “Not necessarily. Another operation is required to prevent its return. I must cut away a certain tiny particle in the bump of memory for that particular girl.” “Very well, professor. I will bring my son to you at once. He is waiting without.”

Professor Fulcrum consented only on the payment of an immense fee and guaranty of indemnity in case the son claimed damages. Then the young man was shown into a room, where an anasthetic gas was turned on. When he was unconscious he was placed on a table and the operation performed. On coming to his senses he found his head bandaged and was told that a burglar had shot him, making two bullet holes in the brain. He was to be kept quiet till the wounds healed. “Who the dickens is this Amanda Brown who is sending me flowers?” he asked one morning during convalescence. His father, who heard the remark and hoped that he would marry the donor, was delighted. He rushed off to Prof. Fulcrum to tell him that the operation had been eminently successful. “Now, professor,” he said, “there is a girl I wish my son to marry. Can you make him love her?” "Certainly not.” “Are you sure? She loves him, and she is immensely rich.” “I am perfectly sure. I cannot create. I can only destroy.” Jennie Carr, who had been removed from Walter Higgins’ memory, insisted on seeing him as soon as it was safe for him to undergo the excitement of the meeting. Mr. Higgins, senior, curious to know if his son would remember her on seeing her, granted permission at once. “Oh, Walter,” she said plaintively, “I’m so Sorry!” “Let me see,” said Walter, looking at her scrutinizingly. “So many people have called to see me. Where have I met you?” This was enough for Mr. Higgins, senior. He took the girl away and told her that the shooting had affected his son’s memory. One day six months later Mr. Higgins rushed into Prof. Fulcrum’s workroom in a rage. “You have swindled m§_!” he cried. “How so?” “My son has married the girl after all.” . ’ “Well?” ‘'You said you could guard against his love for her returning by destroying his memory of her. His love has returned. He has married her." “It has not returned. If he loves her it is a new love, not the old one." “It is certainly not a new one, for my son has had nothing to do with her since you operated on him.”“I don’t believe it. My knowledge is based on long experiment and Is exact. Find out what has taken place between the couple since your son’s recovery and you will prove my position.” Mr. Higgins departed and in a few days sent Prof. Fulcrum the following confession signed by his son’s wife: “I always noticed that the Higgins family were opposed to me and noticed that they were especially pleased when I was blotted from Walter’s memory. I had won him once despite their''opposition and resolved to do so again, keeping my effort a secret from them. I began at tl beginning In my own way pledging him not to let him family know of his meetings with me L then when I had won him I married him clandestinely before, they could, Interfere."— OMgr

CHICAGO LITE STOCK AND GRAIN MARKET.

•4 CHICAGO unns STOCK. Chicago, July 19. —Receipts of live, stock today: Hogs, 30,000; cattle, 24,000; sheep, 20,000. Kansas Sity, hogs, 6,000; cattle, 17,000;' sheep, 700. Omaha, hogs, 3,000; cattle, 4,000; sheep, 5,500. Hogs open steady, 5 cents lower. Mixed, $7.55 to $8.75. Heavy, $7.85 to $8.20/ Rough, $7.60 to $7.75. Light, $7.45 to $7.95. Cattle, weak to 10c lower. Stockers and feeders, $3.00 to 5.00. Texans, $4.75 to $6.00. Calves, $6.35 to $8.57. Sheep steady, 5 and 10 cents lower. $2.00 to $5.10. Lambs, $4.75 to $8.25. Estimates tomorrow: Hogs, 14,000; cattle, 2,000; sheep, 12,000. CASK QBAUr. Wheat. No. 2 red, new, $1.21 to $1.22. No. 3 red, new, $1.21%. ; No. 1 northern spring, $1.38 to $1.40. No. 2 northern spring, $1.26 to $1.30. No. 3 spring, $1.20 to $1.26. , Corn. No. 2, 71%c to 72c. No. 2 yellow, 72c to 72%c. No. 3,71 cto 71%c. No. 3 white, 74c. No. 3 yellow, 72c. No. 4,65 cto 68c. Oata. No. 2 white, 46c. No. 3 white, 45c to A9%c. No. 4 white, 43c to 48c. Standard, 48%c. FUTURES. Wheat. July. Bept. Deo. fesa* up mLow 1.18 1.10% 1.07% Cloee - 1.18% 1.10%—" 1.07%Cors. TA SP- « Low 69k 66 65% Cloee 70% 65% 55% Oats. Open 45%% 41%-41 41%% Sigh 46% 41% 41% Low 46% 40% — 41% Close 45% 40% 44% BENSSBBAEB QUOTATIONS. Com—69c. Oats —52c. Eggs—l7-18c. Butter—lß c. Chickens —10c. Springs—l6c. ./ Turkeys—9-10c. Ducks —6c. Geese —4c. Roosters —4c.

Deep Roots.

Before the days of anyone treatment in the extraction of teeth, an Irishman with a swollen jaw entered the dentist’s office. “Me good mon,” he said to the dentist, “I want yez to take out a tooth, but mind, it must be done nisy and wid no sufferin’.” “Certainly, my friend, certainly,” said the dentist, a bright resourceful young fellow. “Just make yourself comfortable in that chair for a moment.” He then called his office boy aside to the next room. “You saw that Mick?” “Sure!” “Well, I want you to station yourself behind his chair, and when I wink you just jab this hat pin through the cushion with all your might.” The office boy received his instructions, also a large hat-pin; and, unseen by the Irishman, sat down on the floor behind him. The tooth extractor then proceeded to tell the Hibernnian a joke; and as soon as Pat laughed, he winked his eye. His accomplice obediently jabbed the pin through the cushion; the victim sprang into the air with a cry of pain; * and the dentist, carefully watching his opportunity took occasion of the excitement to jam the forceps into the patient’s mouth and yank the tooth out. When it was all over, the dentist said cheerfully: “Well, Pat, it was perfectly painless, wasn’t it?” Pat shook his head dubiously, and then said: “I would never have thought the roots went down so far.”

Itching, torturing skin eruptions, disfigure, annoy, drive one wild. Doans Ointment brings quick relief and lasting cures. Fifty cents at any drug store. The contract has been let and the work commenced for the erection of a $17,000 hotel at Bremen. The town has a population of about 1,800. After a heavy meal, take a couple of Doan’s Regulets, and give your stomach, liver and bowels the help they will need. Regulets bring easy, regular passages of the bowels.

Note the Difference Between the ordinary flat eafrl§& lenB ’ “ ÜBed for the paßt “iMggzmrx* l ~~ - half century > and the new_ gSSjpT ly discovered T 0 RIC LENS which artificially pro- ! vides the finest steadiest iT-Jf Wand clearest vision. We are t experts in the adjusting of j3s?‘ S glasses to the eyes of young . and old, and our knowledge j of the human eye and Its needs, enables us to correctmv ly fit all ages with the right ' 1 ~ lens to improve the vision. „ i 1 1-i ** 4 HR. ROSE M. REMMEK, Registered and Licensed Optometrist. Phone 403. Second floor Harris Bank Building.

Automobile Livery Cars for hire at all hours of day or night. Reliable cars and competent drivers. We will make a specialty of carrying to and from parties and dances. GIVE US A CALL. RATES REASONABLE. I Rensselaer Garage AGENT FOR MAXWELL AUTOMOBILES.

A little journey on the inland seas is the most pleasant and economical vacation trip in America. The ./ ever varying scenery of the shore line and the picturesque beauty of the islands add interest and delight to every mile ’ of the trip. All the important ports on the Great Lakes are . reached regularly by the excellent service of the D & C Lake Lines. The ten large steamers of this Fleet have all the qualities of speed, safety and comfort. Every boat is of modern steel construction and is propelled by powerful engines. The Clark Wireless Telegraph Service is used aboard. |V Ticket* reading via any rail line between Detroit and ■B HQ Buffalo, Detroit and Cleveland, in either direction, are «§E| fUf available for transportation on D & C Line Steamers. SB The D & C Lake Lines operate daily trips between Buffalo and Detroit, Cleveland and Detroit, four trips weekly between Toledo, Detroit, Mackinac and wayports, and two trips weekly between Detroit, Bay City, Saginaw and fSB Wayports. A Cleveland to Mackinac special steamer will be operated from USk June 15th to September 10th, leaving Cleveland direct for Mackinac stop. ML ping at Detroit enroute every trip and at Goderich, Ont., every other trip. daylight trip between Detroit and Cleveland during July

BIAHTED— A RIDER AGENTS™ Latest Model “Raneer” bicycle furnished by tu. Our agents everywhere are laking money fast. Write forfull particulars and special offer at once . NO MONEY REQUIRED until you receive and approve of your bicycle. We ship to anyone, anywhere m the U. S. without a cent deposit in advance, prepay freight, and allow TEN I)A¥B* FREE TRIAL during which time you may ride the bicycle and put it to any test you wish. If you are then not perfectly satisfied or do not wish to keep the bicycle ship it tack to us at our expense and you will not be out one cent. FACTORY PRICES VVe furnis hthe highest grade bicycles it is possible to mak• rM r ,W "xV RI T M V °P e S 111 *!* profit above actual factory cost. You save iio to $25 middlemen s profits by buying direct of us and have the manufacturer’s guar* antee behind your bicycle. DO NOT BUY a bicycle or a pair of tiresirom anyone at any price until you receive our catalogues and learn our unheard of factor? prices and remarkable special offers to rider agents. YOU WILL BE ASTONISHED low prices we can make you this year. We sell the highest grade bicycles for less money than any other factory. We are satisfied with fx.oo profit above factory cost. BICYCLE DEALERS, you can sell our bicycles under your own name plate at ur prices. Orders filled the day received. D HAND BICYCLES. a We do not regularly handle second hand bicycles, but a number on hand taken in trade by our Chicago retail stores. These we clear out rices ranging from #3 to 88 or 810. Descriptive bargain lists mailed free. fUtACTFD RDAIfrC single wheels, imported roller chains and pedals, parts, repairs and vUAoI tK-BKAALdy equipment of all kinds at hats ths usual retail Prices. *Oi£ hedgethorn puncture-proof *s o X SELF-HEALING TIRES to unnomwEHoSSr A The regular retail prize of these tires iz .| h |»f I SS.SO per pair, but to introduce we will (3* ‘ —* ' r * J • ■ sellyouasamplepairiors4.lkKcashw:thorders4Ss), HIM II .Ji'M'lL.' NO MORE TROUBLE FROM PUNCTURES \ NAILS, Ta.'kit or Glaus will not l«t the I air out. Sixty thousand pairs sold last year. Over two hundred thousand pairs now in use. .... DESCRIPTION! Made in all sizes. It islively fcjv ,< !«}''vwkß| i- ii ii a special quality of rubber, which never becomes porous and which closes up small punctures without allow. |II .. . ... - .. . , tug the air to escape. We have hundreds of letters from satis- 1M V 1 ® tread. Theregular price of these tires is $8.50 per pair, but for W advertisingpurpoaeswearemakingaspecial factory price to ■ utntnu. the rider of only $4,80 per pair. All orders shipped same day letter is received. We ship C. O. D. on approval. Vou do trot pay a cent until you have examined and found them strictly as represented. We will allow a cash discount of 5 per cent (thereby malting the price 94.58 per pair) if you •end FUIX CASH WITH OKDKIt and enclose this advertisement. You run no risk In •ending us an order as the tires may be returned at OUR expense if for any reason they are not satisfactory on examination. We are perfectly reliable and money sent to us is as safe as in a bank. If you order a pair of these tires, you will find that they will ride easier, run faster, wear better, last longer and look finer than any tire you have ever used or seen at any price. We know that you will be so well pleased that when you want a bicycle you will give us your order. We want you to send us a trial order at once, bence this remarkable tire offer. y|t,s urn■ nnre don’t buy any kind at any price until yon send fora pair of SO • W fwta MS S ffltO Hedgethorn Puncture-Proof tires on approval and trial at the special Introductory price quoted above; or write for our big Tire and Sundry Catalogue which describes and quotes all makes and kinds of tires at about half Ihe usual prices. nn flf/ir u/g rr but write us a postal today. IK) NOT THINK OF BUYING a bicycle ■Ft/ fwIFF wm I or a pair of tires from anyone until you know the new and wonderful offers we are making. It only costs a postal to learn everything. Write it HOW. J.L MEAD CYCLE COMPANY, CHICAGO, ILL

Automobile Livery We have just purchased another Touring Car, and will place both Cars at the public’s service. We drive our own Cars and guar* antee satisfaction. When In need of a Car, we will be glad to serve yon. Oar prices are right and onr Cars are reliable. Phone 202-141. Or call at onr shop. White & Hickman.

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