Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 41, Number 84, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 July 1909 — A Noiseless Kiss Wanted. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

A Noiseless Kiss Wanted.

Soreness of the muscles, whether induced by violent exercise or injury, is quickly relieved by the free application of Chamberlain’s Liniment. This liniment is equally valuable for muscular rheumatism, and always affords quick relief. Sold by all dealers.

Bert Stansbury and Miss Cora Keehn, both of Ligonier, were drowned in the east end of Lake Wawasee. The bodies have not been recovered. Get DeWitt’s Carbolized Witch Hazel Salve when you ask for it. There are a great many imitations, but there Is just one original. This salve is good for anything where a salve is needed to be used, hut it is especially good for Piles. Sold by all druggists. After a skyrocket went through an open window in the haymow of a livery stable, in Goshen, the building was burned and Ray Ronstong, 20 years old, who was sleeping in the place, was suffocated. It was not known Ronstrong was in the barn until firemen stumbled over his body. Five other men who were sleeping in the building escaped. Itch! Rch! Itch! Scratch! Scratch! Scratch! The more you scratch the worse the itch. Try Doan’s Ointmenf. It cures piles, eczema, any skin itching. All druggists sell it. Flora Tedders, the nine-year-old daughter of Mr. and Mrs. John Tedders, is dead at her home in Fort Wayne, as the result of brain fever, Induced by Fourth of July noises. The girl had been ill for some time. A lazy liver leads to chronic dyspepsia and constipation—weakens the whole system. Doan’s Regulets (25 cents per box) correct the liver, tone the stomach, cure constipation. Mrs. Pina Evansville, while washing clothes left a tub filled with about six inches of water standing near and her 14-months-old daughter fell into it and was drowned.

Geraldine —You mustn’t make any noise when you kiss me. Gerald—Afraid we’ll frighten the microbes?